Brother beggar, don't wave to guard the gate

Ellery scored the goal just now, and Manchester United had a very short time to celebrate the goal.

The main reason is that although Manchester United scored a goal, they are still 1:2 behind.

Of course, we can't waste time, we can't celebrate wildly, we can talk about it after we win.

On the other hand, it is because the person scoring the goal is a goalkeeper...

The Manchester United players said that this was too much psychological pressure on them.

Being pressured by West Ham United for half an hour and scoring two goals, the players on the field wondered if they were wearing fake Manchester United jerseys, why they couldn't kick the opponent.

Then their little keeper came and scored a goal.

Hernandez's mood at this moment, almost wants to kneel down with his head in his arms and admit that he was wrong orz

He is a striker who is like a dog.

Three 10 minutes on the pitch with nothing, then the goalkeeper comes and scores a goal...

In fact, Elleric's goal was quite lucky. The lineup arranged by the West Ham United coach is to defend Manchester United with ten men and a man-to-man defensive tactic.

But who knew that another offensive player would appear on the opposite side?

How can this be done?

The reaction speed of the West Ham United players is a bit slow, and the West Ham United coach's on-the-spot command ability is relatively weak.

This led to West Ham United facing Manchester United's young goalkeeper's whim, no response, and directly conceded the ball.

Of course, if Ellery chooses to attack again next time, the West Ham players may not hesitate to give Ellery a tackle and directly seize the ball.

But now, Hernandez feels that the scariest thing is not that he didn't score a goal - but was scored by the goalkeeper, which may affect his score in Ferguson's mind.

The most frightening thing is that until now, Eleryk is still standing in the kick-off area, as if waiting for the celebration to end, ready to drive a ball and then score a goal.

"Eleric, should you go back to guard the gate?" Hernandez from Mexico spoke with a strange accent.

Elery tilted his head, "No need, didn't I score a goal? One more goal and it's a draw."

Hernandez: ...

"Hurry up and end the celebration, I'm going to score a goal!" Ellery urged the huddled midfielders and defenders.

As soon as Fabio heard Elerique's words, he was going to get back to his position, ready to kick off, but he couldn't move his body.

Because Fabio is being hugged tightly by Giggs, the big brother among Manchester United players.

He joined the Manchester United youth team in 1986 and officially joined the Manchester United first team in 1991. Ryan Giggs, who has played for Manchester United for 24 years, is now 37 years old.

Veteran Giggs, and did not intend to hold Fabio until the end of time.

Giggs just planned to wait for someone who could persuade Ellery to return to the door before ending the 'celebration'.

Otherwise, if the ball is really kicked off, then West Ham United will face an empty goal!

The person Giggs was looking forward to finally finished warming up and ran onto the field while the celebration was not over.

Generally, only when the situation is particularly urgent, players will rush to the field.

When delaying time, the players will slowly move onto the court, wasting time.

Owen flew onto the field at the speed of the Windchaser at his peak, and threw himself into Elerike's arms.

Facing Owen who was "throwing himself into his arms", Elery opened his arms and hugged this friend - he thought he was coming to celebrate together.

Originally planning to rely on the momentum of his running to make Alerrick take two steps back and push him back to the door, Owen: ...

Owen found himself swooping like a mud cow into a river, and there was no sign of forcing Elerike back.

"Michael, your celebration is half a beat late~" Elery touched Owen's head, well, it still feels good, "I'm waiting for the kick-off, you get ready."

Owen had a flash of inspiration, thinking of the scene of how the lord woke up Ellery, and said casually, "If you don't go back to the door, the lord will eat your fried chicken legs."

Elle Rick: ? ? ? "What?"

Eleryk turned his head, facing the coach's bench, slightly bent the palms of his hands and put them next to his mouth, making it sound like amplifying, and shouted loudly, "My lord!!!"

Sir Alex Ferguson had just sorted it out. As soon as the goalkeeper scored a goal on the field, he heard Elery calling him.

Sir, who thought it was something serious, took two quick steps, and when he got to the sidelines, he heard Alerrick continue to shout.

"You're not too young, you can't digest too much fried food!!"

"The chicken leg is mine!"

Ferguson: It's time to consider retirement...

Every time I command a game, I feel like I'm about to lose my life.

Seeing that Sir Alex didn't really start to eat his own fried chicken legs, Ellery felt relieved and satisfied, and started to walk towards the Manchester United goal, putting on the goalkeeper gloves handed over by Owen while walking.

Elleric's head was still turned, staring at the Sir on the coach's bench—for fear that the Sir would break his promise and eat his fried chicken legs.

West Ham, who wanted to take advantage of the fact that Ellery did not return to the goal, launched an onslaught, and the referee complained that Manchester United's celebration time was too long and demanded an immediate kick-off.

After the referee's kick-off whistle sounded, West Ham United immediately poured a kick, and then made a long pass to No. 9 C. Cole who was waiting for the ball on the left side of Manchester United's half.

c Cole saw the opportunity, bypassed the defenders, and prepared to take a long shot at the empty goal.

Sensing West Ham United's long pass, Allerike started running, faster and faster.

The 10% movement speed bonus that comes with the beggar gang is not a decoration, it also increases 10% when running!

c. Cole's long-range shot made the ball fly very high, and it began to fall after passing the penalty area. It was obviously aimed at the upper left corner of the goal.

When Ellery ran into the penalty area, the ball just flew over.

I saw Eleryk with his back to the goal, his body leaning backwards, and jumped up.

Ellery can jump very high. He is nearly two meters tall, and he jumps up to a height of nearly [-] meters.

Allerike caught the falling football with both hands in the air.

In the rules of football, if the ball has entered the penalty area, even if most of the goalkeeper's body is still outside the penalty area, he can catch the ball with his hands.

In the same way, if the ball is not in the penalty area, the goalkeeper cannot reach out to touch the ball if he is in the penalty area, he must use his feet.

If you take a screenshot of Eleryk's current actions and remove the background, people who don't know why will definitely regard it as an alley-oop in a basketball game.

It's as if, in the next second, you can see an alley-oop and a slam dunk.

No one would have expected to see such action in a football match.

Ellery stayed in the air for nearly a second, and within 0.5 seconds after holding the ball with both hands, he immediately handed the ball to his right hand.

Afterwards, Ellery threw the ball vigorously, and the football flew straight towards the center line.

Andy Gray was already stunned. He opened his mouth for three seconds and was unable to make any explanations.

Fortunately, the expressions of all the audience in front of the screen were similar to his, so no one noticed the 3-second "live accident" without sound.

"Let's take a look at the slow motion. The height of Eleryk's take-off from the ground just now is, please measure later. According to my visual inspection, it has already exceeded one meter. This is the jump height that only top players in the NBA can have! "

"Although I don't know much about basketball, I know that Jordan's jump height is about 1.22 meters. Although Greenwald's jump just now didn't look that high, it has already reached more than one meter!"

"Someone once measured that Ronaldo's jumping height is as high as 1.07 meters, which is already the top jumping ability of a football player!"

"What's more, Greenwald still jumps backwards obliquely, which will reduce his own jumping height."

"My God, it's amazing. I think such a player can reach the top level in the NBA."

"The slow motion timeline tells me this bounce was in the air for 0.8 seconds!!!"

"If I hadn't seen it with my own eyes, I really wouldn't have been able to believe that, in a football match, something like this would happen."

"Oh, the director reminded me to watch the scene, let's wait a moment, and then watch the slow motion of Greenwald catching the ball just now." Andy Gray calmed down his mood, cut back to the scene, only to find that Owen had brought The ball is shot.

"goalllll" With Owen's goal, Andy Gray quickly shouted.

If the goal is not shouted, this kind of missed goal is really a live broadcast accident.

"We saw that Irving received a throw from Elle Rico near the left side of the midfield."

"Owen directly crushed the defenders of West Ham United with his speed. No one could catch him. When he was outside the penalty area, Owen shot directly!"

"The ball just went in." This was the first time Andy Gray described a goal in such a calm tone. "Okay, let's watch it in slow motion."

"Wait a minute, director, I'm not talking about the slow motion of Irving's goal."

"Please cut into slow motion of Greenwald's save just now, thank you."

Netizens burst into laughter after hearing this.

#I have to give this commentary a thumbs up, I really like it! #

#Hahaha Don't say that, I also really want to see the slow motion of Irving's goal. #

#I want to see Xiaocute save, and I also want to see Owen score, the multiple choice questions are so difficult! #

#Children only do multiple-choice questions, adults like me need both!I recorded the live broadcast and edited it in slow motion, hehe#

After Owen scored, the victory of the game has actually fallen to Manchester United.

It seems that it is only a 2:2 tie. West Ham United can still fight hard and score another goal to seal the victory.

But in fact, since Elle Rico came on the field, the coaches of West Ham United felt that they could not break through the iron gate of Manchester United.

Sure enough, until almost 10 minutes into the second half, the score was still tied at 2:2.

West Ham United were never able to break through the door of Manchester United.

Similarly, Manchester United failed to break through and fully retracted the door of West Ham United.

The coach of West Ham United intends to defend until the end of the game, then enter overtime to continue defending, and finally use penalty kicks to fight a wave, maybe they can win.

This idea, luckily Elery doesn't know about it, otherwise you might have to laugh three times and add West Ham's coaching staff to the 'my favorite opponent' package.

The 90-minute main game + 30-minute overtime should be the most likely opportunity to break Elle Rico's defense.

After all, in the main game and overtime, the field is 1111.

If the opponent's goalkeeper is not as sloppy as him, then it is about 10 offensive players.

If all 10 people enter Manchester United to score, even Brother Beggar will be no match for four hands.

The group attack of the beggar gang is not as good as the wind of the little yellow chickens coming to Wushan.

If he is really dragged to a penalty shootout by West Ham United, then Ellery may be all smiles.

In a one-on-one situation, want to break through Brother Beggar's defensive goal?

That needs to trouble the head coach of West Ham United to contact the big green guy who just made trouble in Mexico.

Elleric is in a bad mood right now.

Because the game is about to end in more than five minutes, this means that it has been 70 minutes since he played.

His fried chicken legs - must be cold!

Cold drumsticks are a serious problem!

Although it can be eaten when it is hot, the taste will not be good!

And the opponent seems to want to play overtime?

After another overtime game ended, the chicken legs were cold for more than 100 minutes!

Don't they know that fast food restaurants have a requirement that fried chicken legs will be thrown away after 90 minutes?

How can I eat the fried chicken legs that I have been waiting for for so long?

If Sir Alex lost the fried chicken leg, it would hurt Mrs. Cathy's heart.

Mrs. Cathy specially prepared it for the little cutie Elle Rick, but was thrown away by the lord.

No, this must be stopped.

If the fried chicken legs are thrown away by Sir Alex, it will cause conflicts!

Sir and Mrs. Cathy have been in love for so many years, and the seven-year itch has passed, but you can't live because of a fried chicken leg!

Imbued with a very scary scene in his mind, Elery put his hands next to his mouth again, this time he shouted at the Manchester United players in the frontcourt.

"If you don't score any more goals, I will come out!!"

Elleric's roar made Manchester United's frontcourt tremble.

If you don't score again, that little goalkeeper will come out again?

This can't be done!

With less than 5 minutes left in the game, Manchester United scored again.

Irving and Hernandez made a very beautiful one-two.

When Hernandez diverted the attention of the West Ham defenders, Owen kicked the goal.

The defender of West Ham United reacted and stretched his legs to block. After the route of the ball was changed, Hernandez found the opportunity, directly inserted it, and scored a goal.

When seeing this ball, Ferguson was thinking about a question.

What kind of power drove this group of forwards to score goals so desperately?

Is it a goal bonus?Is it victory?

Or Elleric's 'I'm coming out'?

If it's the last kind of driving force, then when he boosts morale in the future, can he just "close the door and let Elrico go"?

Or when the striker didn't bring in the boots, he just waved his hand and let Elery go out to stimulate the excitement, maybe he could score goals naturally?

Sir Sir was a little moved, but also a little scared.

If Ellery is really released, it may lead to terrible results.

Sir Alex Ferguson thought about this for a long time, and he didn't come back to his senses until he heard the referee blow the whistle to end the game.

Then Sir Alex's line of sight was blocked by a tall man who was almost two meters tall.

"My lord, my lord! My fried chicken!"

Elleric, who was very leisurely in the second half, was still full of energy. He ran directly in front of Ferguson at high speed, and stretched out his palm like a child waiting for candy.

Sir Alex took a deep breath, forgetting the possibility of "letting Elle Rico" stimulate the striker that he had just thought of.

Sir Ferguson took out the lunch box from his bag again, and handed it to Elric.

After the game, the camera naturally turned to the benches of the two teams, especially Manchester United's bench where they stayed for a long time.

The audience in front of the screen saw Elleric stretching out his palm to Sir Alex Ferguson, who took out a box, and then Elleric ran to the bench of West Ham United with the box.

#77 What is this for?Don't provoke West Ham!People call it the Hammer Gang#

#铁池帮 is just because the origin of the club is related to the Thames Iron Works, and there is a hammer on the team badge, okay?It's not that people just go to fight with a hammer when they really get off the court! #

#Will it be to exchange jerseys?Didn't 77 keep talking about exchanging jerseys before? #

#Take a box to exchange jerseys?Ask the camera for a close shot, I want to see what kind of box it is#

#Use my 5.0 eyesight to tell you, it’s a lunch box#

#Grandpa Why did you take out a lunch box for Elle Rico?Extra meal? #

Ellery carried his lunch box to the bench of West Ham United, and found forward C. Cole who had been bouncing around in front of him just now.

Cole was stunned when he saw Eleryk. He thought he was coming to change his jersey, so he grabbed the hem of his clothes.

"No, you don't need to take off your clothes!" Elery quickly stopped,

"I just want to ask where there is a microwave oven in Upton Park. This is your home stadium. You are familiar with it."

Cole frowned, his face full of question marks, "Microwave? Isn't it changing the jersey?"

Ellery shook his head decisively. He no longer remembered saying that no one exchanged jerseys with him.

Elleric, whose mind is full of fried chicken legs, wanted to find a microwave oven, heat up the chicken legs, and eat them right away.

"No, microwave oven, is it because my pronunciation is not standard?" Elery scratched his head with the hand that was not holding the lunch box. He does have a German accent when he speaks English, but it should be understandable .

"It's the kind of machine that heats things up."

"Every time you have to set the time for something hot, it will buzz, and then the machine will 'ding' when the time is up!"

The author has something to say: 1. My mother said that it is not good to use too much microwave oven, so we don’t have a microwave oven at home.

Every time I order takeaway because I'm too lazy to warm up the food... [Hide face]

2. Long time no see Mr. Luo, why don't we come to a small theater!

Ronaldo is learning Chinese every day.

Ronaldo thinks Chinese is so complicated, there are only two words, and different collocations can have different meanings.

Ronaldo pointed to these three words and asked Eller what it meant.

Elleric: The old man refers to the older male elders, similar to the old man.

Ronaldo pointed to two more words and continued to ask.

Elleric: Father-in-law, referring to a castrated man.

Ronaldo nodded, pointed to the last two words and asked Elery how to pronounce it:

【husband】

Elleric frowned, feeling that Ronaldo has been a little drifting recently.