Brother beggar, don't wave to guard the gate

Elle Rico, who originally planned to fly back to Manchester on the night of the 30th to participate in the next game, called Ferguson after the game.

Elleric informed Ferguson of the result of the match between Real Madrid and Barcelona, ​​and planned to take a leave of absence with Ferguson and return to Manchester the next morning.

December 12st is the quarter-finals of the English League Cup between Manchester United and West Ham United. Sir Alex Ferguson, who is arranging the formation and arranging for Elle Rico to start, heard the news. His first reaction was,

"Aren't you kidding me!"

Then when Allerike told Sir Alex Ferguson about a series of minor incidents between Real Madrid and Barcelona.

Ferguson thought about it, that Ronaldo who followed him to Manchester United at the age of 18, and now comes to see him every year during holidays, sighed.

Suddenly, I feel sorry for the boy.

The soft-hearted Lord agreed to Elleric's request,

"Okay, you come back tomorrow morning, but don't think about starting."

"I let Kuszak start and you come off the bench."

"No need, Sir, I'm fine." Elery scratched his head. The time difference between Madrid and Manchester is only one hour, so it won't affect his competitive state.

"I'm not worried about your state!"

"The starting list must be announced in advance, in case you don't come back in time! I'm safe with this arrangement!" Sir Alex patted the table,

"You still pray to God, the plane will not be late! Otherwise, if you are late and can't catch up with the game, I can only start with Kuszak and Smalling as a substitute!"

Smalling, who was about to rest in bed, felt a little cold for some reason.

He turned on the air conditioner, wrapped the quilt tightly, and said a few words to himself, 'Don't catch a cold, there is a game tomorrow. '

The next morning, after getting on the bus, Smalling, who was assigned as a backup guard, was a little surprised when he found out that Eleryk hadn't come yet.

Then he heard Sir Alex Ferguson in front of the bus, holding a microphone, talking like a tour guide.

"The starting lineup has been announced and Kuszak is the starting goalkeeper today."

"That boy Elleric's flight is delayed. If he can arrive before the game, he will replace Kuszak."

"If that kid can't catch up hehehehe"

Ferguson's laughter made people nervous, but what he said was even more frightening, "Then Smalling will be the substitute goalkeeper."

Smalling: Please don't be late for the plane.

Elery looked at the flight with departure time [to be determined], and sighed.

It's all the flags set by the Sir Alexis, so let's do it now - the plane is really late!

Ellery first called Leavitt and asked if Greenwald's private jet was available.

Unfortunately, Leavitt is sitting on a private jet, preparing to go to the United States to talk to Tony Stark about the next cooperation project.

The second private plane of the Greenwald family just picked up the old man of the Greenwald family, and is going to Tahiti (Tahiti) to talk to Nick Fury about the responsibilities and obligations of superpowers.

Even if the two private jets turned around immediately, it would be too late to pick up Elle Rick for the game.

Elery sighed again as if resigned to his fate.

Elleric looked around for a while, then put on sunglasses and a mask for himself, followed the staff secretly, left the waiting hall, and entered the apron.

When he got to the tarmac, Ellery found an empty corner, took off his sunglasses, and put on the goggles that Clark Kent gave him.

It is said that this pair of glasses has the function of making people unable to distinguish their appearance.

In this way, even if something happens later, at least what will not be published in the newspaper is what happened to the football player Greenwald.

After verifying the fingerprints of the two index fingers, Ellery switched the phone to superpower mode.

Turn on the GPS, confirm the current location, and enter the location to be reached.

Ellery began to calculate the point where he needed to stay and meditate to recover based on his strength of lightness kung fu.

What kind of inaccessible place must be chosen, otherwise a person will fall from the sky...

Cool online.

Ellery kind of wanted to put himself in a tights and some red underpants, so that if he fell from the sky, he could pretend to be a relative of Brother Kent's back home.

It's a pity that Yixin thinks that he is a normal human being who knows martial arts, but Ellery has never had much contact with the world of capable people.

I also followed my old man and met a few famous superpowers.

If he had known about today, Elery would definitely ask someone for a space bag or something, and bring his own equipment with him.

Elle Rico, who considers himself a handsome, ordinary football player, came to Madrid with ease.

Now he can only shake his great lightness kung fu in the thin and cold high altitude, trembling.

The great qinggong of the beggar gang, flying is called a high.

Eleryk was flying and suddenly heard a huge roar coming from the front.

Eleryk hung in the air for a few seconds, and found that there was an airplane in front of him. He was a little worried that his sloppy work would be discovered, so he slowly walked away from the side.

This morning, a UFO detected by radar appeared on the aviation surveillance of many countries in Europe.

And judging by the size, it may be two meters long, so it should not be a spy plane from another country. It can only be speculated that it may be some kind of giant bird that has not been discovered.

Fortunately, Ellery sent a message to his old man to explain the matter before he made his light work.

The old man fell asleep comfortably when tahiti felt the horses killing chickens on the beach of Yangguan.

Very well behaved, the old man was first woken up by the call from the German Ability Association who found a UFO.During the call, the old man saw Elric's message.

So the old man could only make up nonsense on the spot, saying that the one in the sky is a person with the ability to fly, and the information about the person with the ability is already under control.

Elleric landed at the airport on purpose, pretending that a private plane had brought him there.

Anyway, he felt that it was impossible for anyone to check the air traffic control records to see if there was any flight record of this 'private jet'.

As soon as he walked out of the airport, Ellery was surrounded by a group of reporters.

Ellery felt that this group of reporters was really good.

He came here with great lightness skills, without flight information, how could he be blocked?

In fact, after the reporters discovered that Elle Rico had gone to watch the game between Barcelona and Real Madrid, they had already sent people to wait at the airport.

All the media would rather spend more labor costs than miss this big news.

Elleric has that mouth, but he dares to say anything.

Maybe if you are not careful, some inside information about Real Madrid will be exposed.After all, the whole world knows that Elle Rico and Ronaldo are good brothers.

What Ronaldo thinks in his heart, he will definitely not tell the media, but he will tell Elle Rico!

That 'fantastic' game, so many red cards and yellow cards, Ronaldo shoving Guardiola, Ramos slapping Puyol, Messi diving and Mourinho poking the eye.

With so much going on in one game, it's a huge feast for the media, who want more information.

If you can get some opinions from Ronaldo's friend - Elleric who watched the game live, their newspapers and magazines can explode for three days.

It's a pity that after the game, Elle Rico, who always reported on the Internet, only released information about some cute and big baby, which made the media very worried.

The layout has been arranged-absolutely headlines, intending to report Elleric's views on that 5-0 game.

But, Ellery didn't say anything. Could this keep the reporters from getting angry?

Some magazines are almost about to open their skylights!

The reporters who were quick-witted came directly to the airport to block them.

Anyway, it's impossible for Ellery to drive all the way back from Madrid. He must take a plane, so he must leave the airport.

Ellery may not be able to catch Manchester United's game in the afternoon, it depends on his luck.

But as long as the reporters are at the airport, they can block Ele Rick [-]%!

If something can be dug out of Ellery's mouth, even a salary increase will not be a problem!

"Mr. Greenwald, what do you think about Real Madrid's 0:5 defeat to Barcelona yesterday?"

"I have no opinion." Elery put on his sunglasses and strode forward.

"What do you think about Ronaldo's yellow card, Messi's yellow card and Ramos' red card yesterday?"

"Do you have anything to say about Messi's diving?"

"Then what do you think about Ronaldo's attack on the Barcelona coach yesterday?"

Elery stopped when he heard Ronaldo's name, "Is there something wrong with your wording?"

"That's right, Ronaldo did something to Guardiola, but he pushed the Barcelona coach." The reporter deliberately said in a somewhat provocative tone.

Everyone knows that the relationship between Elle Rico and Ronaldo is very good. Of course, the reporters would think that if Ronaldo is mentioned in the question when asking questions, it will be able to attract Elle Rico's attention.

The reporters who were afraid that the world would not be chaotic were thinking, if Elery could say a little bit, thinking that the shoving was not worthy of a yellow card or something, and if he pissed off the referee, that would be great!

Who knew that Ellery nodded after thinking about it, "Well, you're right, it's just a little exaggerated, in line with the characteristics of your journalists, the title should be eye-catching, I understand."

The reporter didn't know if it was time to say 'Long live the understanding' to Ellery.

Without getting what they wanted to hear, the reporters could only continue to ask, "Then do you think Ronaldo deserved that yellow card?"

If it is said that this question should be obtained, it may conflict with Ronaldo.

However, if Ellery can say that he shouldn't, he is saying that the referee's penalty is unreasonable, and he is publicly blaming the referee!

The reporters had guessed two possible responses from Ellery.

No matter which one it is, it will be the headline of tomorrow's newspaper.

Alerike stood up straight, and said a little seriously,

"The game has rules of the game, and anyone who violates the rules will be punished. This is something that all football players recognize."

"That's why we need referees."

"As for everyone's understanding of the rules is not the same, resulting in different punishments, this kind of thing varies from person to person, it is really normal."

"What kind of penalty the referee makes is reasonable. If the penalty is unreasonable, I believe the team will appeal to the Football Federation after the game. It should not be up to me to judge whether the referee's actions are reasonable."

"Athletes, when playing football. Because of the environment on the court, the reaction of the fans, the mentality at the time, etc., you may do some impulsive things."

"Calm down after a while, think about it, and you will regret it."

"I believe that there are many cards in this game, all because of this impulse."

"As for whether a yellow card should be awarded, that is for the referee to decide."

"I have only played football for half a year, and I can understand that no matter what the reason is, as long as the rules are violated on the court, then there will be penalties for mistakes."

"I like football because football is passionate and exciting. At the same time, it is fair and open, and everything is determined by strength. There are strict rules that provide referees with a basis as an arbitration."

"So I respect football, I respect the referees, I respect the game."

Elery felt that if Ronaldo was asked to think again, he probably wouldn't push Guardiola again.

If it wasn't two goals behind at that time, if it wasn't for the national derby with Barcelona, ​​or even if it wasn't Ronaldo who was closest to the ball, give him a few more seconds to think, Ronaldo wouldn't push that.

But in fact, Ronaldo, who was behind at the time, was impulsive, so he also received the yellow card.

Ronaldo, who made a mistake at the time, has already been punished on the court.

As for Messi's diving at that time, although there were tactical reasons, he also got a yellow card as punishment?

Elleric had nothing to say about this.

I didn't expect Elery to be so reticent, he just expressed his attitude, without any bias.

The reporter didn't know what to continue to ask for a while, seeing that Elerike was about to leave again, the other reporters immediately stopped Elerike.

"Please talk about Mourinho's eye poking incident!"

"Coach Mourinho, you've already been punished, haven't you?" Ellery looked at his watch, and there was still time to rush to the game, so he took out his mobile phone and prepared to send a message to Sir Alex.

"Yesterday's game was so ups and downs, don't you have anything to say?"

Eleryk finished sending the message and waited for Sir Alex's reply.

Hearing the questions from the reporters, Ellery thought for a while, then nodded, expressing that he still had something to say.

"Yesterday, in my opinion, all those who made mistakes were punished, whether they were punished on the spot or after the game."

"So I don't have any opinion on yesterday's game, it's just..."

The reporters got excited, but—this kind of turning point is really great!

"I have no way to understand, why does Coach Guardiola of Barcelona want to grab the job of ball boy?"

"When the ball rolls off the field, shouldn't the ball boy pick it up and pass it to the closest thrower?"

"Why did Gua Shuai pick up the ball?"

"I don't think Barcelona don't have the money to hire ball boys?"

Elery scratched his head, looking a little innocent,

"What I just said is my understanding of the work of caddy."

"But after all, I'm not a caddy, maybe my understanding is wrong."

"If I misunderstood, then I sincerely apologize to Gua Shuai."

He said he wanted to apologize, but the expression on Ele Rick's face was still puzzling.

After all, if it weren't for Guardiola's move of 'molesting' Ronaldo, Ronaldo would not have nothing to push that, causing such a big controversy.

On the surface, Elle Rico, who is fair and open, with a neutral attitude, has long been aggrieved for Ronaldo in his heart.

Even if the opponent is a world-renowned head coach, even if it is a Barcelona meritorious coach, the big deal is that he will never play under Guardiola in the future.

Whatever you say, Elery will be furious and crowned Ronaldo, and he just had a head-on wave with Guashuai.

"Again, if it was a ball boy who picked up the ball in yesterday's game."

"When any opposing player comes to get it, the caddy, puts the ball out and takes it back..."

"I'm afraid that fans of any team will scold that caddy. It may even lead to the expulsion of this little caddy."

Because it was made by Gua Shuai, netizens sprayed Ronaldo one-sidedly.

But what if yesterday was actually a caddy doing this kind of thing?The netizens will probably be divided into two groups.Among them, there must be a wave of people who feel that the caddy did something wrong and delayed the game.

Well, but...

If it is a small caddy, Ronaldo probably won't push the child.

This logic caught the eyes of reporters.

Sure enough, he is an Oxford University bully. This kind of calmness seems to be neutral, but it is very innovative to use absolute logic to attack people!

You can stir up another wave of scolding wars on the Internet.

"I admit that Gua Shuai is a particularly outstanding, world-renowned head coach."

"Perhaps he did it yesterday because he had ulterior motives. It's possible that he just wanted to piss off Chris. After all, many famous coaches have used this trick to piss off opposing players."

"It's just that, in yesterday's game, I was very embarrassed by Gua Shuai's fake move after sending the ball back."

"If it is possible, please Gua Shuai to study the fake moves in basketball that seem to be passed but not passed, but are actually extraordinary?"

"I look forward to the fact that Guardiola will do better next time."

"Even if it's a tactical arrangement, you have to make it more handsome!" Ellery said as he spoke, and raised his right hand to make a gesture beside his face, showing off his cuteness.

The reporters wrote furiously, "Manchester United star bombards Guardiola! "" Angry and crowned as Ronaldo" "Can Barcelona afford a caddy? ""Greenwald suggested Guardiola to learn basketball! "

This is definitely big news! !

There are also reporters who are a little worried about Elle Rico—subconsciously asked, "You say that about a world-class coach, don't you worry that you will be excluded if you join other teams in the future?"

Ellery is very free and easy, "If I can always bring victory, if I have me, I will have the championship. What kind of world famous coach will reject me?"

"Could it be that they all want to be a world-renowned marshal who is second in ten thousand years?"

Reporters: ...

"Have you been talking like this since you were a child? Will someone want to hit you?" Some reporter didn't hold back and asked.

What the reporter actually wanted to say was—how come he hasn’t been beaten to death for talking like that?

Ellery stretched out his left hand and pointed to his left leg, "This is the leg that subdues a thief with one move."

Pointing to his right arm again, "This is the arm that lifts a 25kg trophy with one hand."

Then both hands stretched out, palms opened and shook, "This is a pair of hands that can hold Rooney and run around the field."

"I think you should already have the answer in your heart to the question you just asked."

The reporter nodded blankly,

"So are you going to stop me now?"

The reporters looked at the legs, arms, and hands, and shook their heads in unison to make way.

Ellery nodded, put on sunglasses,

"Thanks, bye."

"Next, I'm going to welcome a victory."

"By the way, there is one more sentence." Alerike suddenly remembered a 'hypothesis' that he once thought of while watching a Real Madrid game.

Elery turned around and looked at the reporters who were still in a daze, "Please help me to add an extra sentence to your report."

"Who the hell dares to push Sir Alex Ferguson in the Manchester United game."

"I smashed his dog's head off!"

"Thank you."

The author has something to say: 1. Gua Shuai is really a world famous coach and very powerful.

Gua Shuai 'molested' Ronaldo.

Mourinho also once yelled "flop" to Messi who was really brought down.

All for the tactical need of provoking.

However, 77 is not neutral, he is a person with a filter, so...

I hope that those who like Gua Shuai don't hit me [Hide face]

2. Come to a small theater to ease the tense atmosphere~

The small theater is set in a few years later.

Ronaldo: Messi, let me ask you, you have the Golden Boy Award, right?

Macy: Yeah...you didn't...I know.

Ronaldo: So how many Golden Boy Awards has your family won?

Messi:? ? ?Our family?One, my son hasn't played football yet!

C Luo: Look!There are 2 of us!I won!

Messi: ...

Ronaldo: Look, our family also has more Golden Globes!

Messi: ...

Ronaldo: We are all grown men and we all have families. In the future, we will take the family as the unit and count the number of awards in the competition!

Messi: ...

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Ronaldo came home: Al~~~ I won and Messi is back!

Elleric was bewildered.

Ronaldo: Messi said that he will compete with me on the number of awards as a family in the future. I hope he and his sons can beat us together in the future.So he went home and worked hard!

Ellery still... didn't understand, but he always felt that something was wrong.

Ronaldo: Let's work hard too!I will not lose to Messi!

Don't waste time!

Let's do something about having a baby!

Eleric: Wait, no matter what, I won't be able to give birth!

Ronaldo: It's okay, the result is not important, the process is the most important, as long as we work hard, it will be fine!

? ? ? ?Is this how it is used?