Brother beggar, don't wave to guard the gate

When the alarm clock rang, Elery struggled for a long time, closed his eyes, stretched his arms, and touched his mobile phone from the bedside table.

Ellery opened one eye, set the phone's alarm back for 15 minutes, and then put it back to the original place in a daze.

And so on, repeat three times.

This is what Ellery invented for himself: the three-stage method of getting up, which is very useful for patients who sleep late.

Especially in the 15 minutes after setting the alarm clock every time, Ellery always felt like he slept for an hour!

Of course, if there is a mistake in adjusting the alarm in the middle, for example, falling asleep while touching the phone without adjusting the time...it may cause some disasters-being late for training.

So far it has only happened two or three times ╮(╯_╰)╭

Elleric really didn't want to go out these two days.

After the last game against the Wolves, Smalling dragged him to the show.

That night Elery went home alone, and Smolin didn't know where he went with the beauty in his arms.

The damage caused by the dog food to Brother Beggar is negligible. After all, Brother Beggar was a single dog in his previous life. After eating countless dog food, he was already unable to break through his defenses.

But the next day, after going to the training base, all the Manchester United players looked at themselves with weird eyes.

Even Sir Alex Ferguson looked at Ellery for a long time with that indescribable look in his eyes.

Originally, Ellery could express his dissatisfaction with the news that Sir Alex had revealed the eel jelly.

Unexpectedly, Sir Alex didn't mind this.

In the words of the lord, it is Mrs. Cathy who misses the brat who was abducted by a woman, not the lord himself!

Grandpa said that he hated eating eel jelly, and if more people came back to help him eat eel jelly, that would be fine, and he would not refuse.

As for what he missed or not, what was his personal disciple back then.

snort!Your lord will never admit it!

"So sir, why are you looking at me like that?" After the training ended the next day, Ellery asked with a puzzled look on his face, "You don't mind me mentioning Beckham, so why don't you?" What do you care about?"

"My lord, do you know that your current expression is very lacklustre! It looks like an old man with a necrotic facial expression, not imposing at all!"

Lord Sir: ...

When the lord came to his senses, he couldn't help but smeared his hand on Eleric's head, "Who says I'm not majestic!"

"My lord, you are the most majestic, so why are you looking at me so strangely?"

"Isn't that what you said to masturbate first? I was thinking, are you really..." Sir Alex was a little embarrassed. At his age, he still came to gossip about whether children masturbate or not.

It's all Cathy's fault, talking in his ear from night to morning, women are so gossip!

Ellery was expressionless, "Hey~~~My lord, so you are such a gossip!"

"I'm not, I haven't, don't talk nonsense." Sir Alex denied three times,

"It's all about your Aunt Cathy!"

Elleric hummed softly, "I'm starting to wonder if Aunt Cathy has been blamed for you all the time!"

"Did you ask Aunt Cathy to make the eel jelly every Christmas?"

Elery knew very well that when raising an argument, he had to hit the nail on the head and directly brought up Beckham to make Sir Alex go berserk.

Sure enough, the lord slapped Eleric on the head again.

Ellery touched the back of his head near his neck, "My lord, I seem to have grown taller again, and the position where you took pictures of me is lower than before!"

"Then after a while, you will only be able to pat my shoulder hahahaha"

"After all, I'm growing taller, Sir, you are already old, and your height has begun to shrink~"

"Get out! Go to training!" Ferguson roared, forgetting the previous gossip.

Elleric, who was woken up by the alarm clock again, recalled the situation two days ago, sighed, got up from the bed resignedly, and staggered to wash.

Although he escaped Sir Alex Ferguson, he still failed to escape so many Manchester United teammates...

It's really difficult to fight with the Confucians!

I really didn't know that Zhuge Liang was a group attacking profession, and he could do this kind of operation!

Brother Beggar can deal with the boss of Sir Alex, he can do it, after all, it is enough to stand up and masturbate.

But at the same time, there are so many Manchester United teammates-so many mobs, and even elite monsters like Owen, it is really hard to beat with two fists.

Eleryk rinsed his mouth, washed his face, and dried it casually.

It's mid-November, and the weather in Manchester is starting to get cold. Elery found the most convenient pullover, put it on, and went out.

If it weren't for his conspicuous balance bike, maybe this kind of Ellery would be regarded as a high school student.

Well, the kind of high school student who is almost two meters tall.

After arriving at the training ground, Ellery pretended to train hard for the game, and ran directly to the goalkeeper coach to avoid all gossip.

Van der Sar also thought it was funny to see this little goalkeeper who was always secretly listening to the striker training, and ran to the goalkeeper training for the past two days.

However, Van der Sar is still very serious about goalkeeping training, so he didn't break through Ale Rico during the training.

Of course, this is also related to Van der Sar's not too gossip character.

After Ferguson announced that Van der Sar will be the goalkeeper for the No. 11 game against Manchester City, Elleric finally has no excuse to avoid talking.

He can no longer use being too busy in training to avoid the crowd.

Wayne Rooney led the Manchester United players who had just finished their team game and surrounded them, "Come on, tell me, you can't escape."

"I didn't hide! I've been training seriously recently! Goalkeeper training is so difficult! You don't understand!" Elery looked around, trying to let him sneak away beyond a gap.

Chasing the wind, the middle-aged Owen also came up with another group of Manchester United players,

"Come on, tell me this middle-aged chasing wind, do you have any photos of Ronaldo after you go home..."

Elery lowered his head, "When I went back that night, I, Chris, made a video call to me..."

Rooney: Shit! ! !Video call! !

Rooney quickly turned back, looked at the staff on the court, and dragged Ellery to the locker room.

How can this be said in public?

What if some staff broke the news!

That was a video call with Ronaldo, not a photo!

That, that——wouldn't it be more exciting! !

Ellery, who did not resist Rooney, was dragged into the locker room, followed by a group of curious teammates.

"Wait, don't talk about it yet," Rooney pushed open the door and looked under the bench, jumped up and climbed into the locker to look, and even ran to the bathroom to look.

After confirming that there is no place to hide people, Rooney pointed to Fabio and said, "Go and guard the door, I will tell you a story later, don't let any miscellaneous people approach!"

Fabio walked towards the door silently. He was just a poor, weak and helpless defender. Why did he always think of him at this time?

After confirming that Fabio had guarded the door, Rooney closed the door with his backhand and locked it by the way.

Rooney, who was finally ready, let out a breath, "I watched a spy movie before, and it seems that there will be bugs, should we look for it?"

Everyone at Manchester United: ...you are enough!

After confirming that none of Manchester United's teammates would divulge any secrets, and that there was no possibility of eavesdropping in the room, Rooney patted Elle Rico,

"Come on, go ahead, call Chris and then what?"

"When I got home, Chris took the initiative to make a video call to me."

"He asked me what kind of photos I needed..."

Rooney, who was eating melon, gave a 'tsk tsk' twice, "Chris is still so narcissistic, it's scary."

"Then I said no matter what, I can't possibly masturbate at him!"

Owen nodded. Although Eleryk was young, he still knew what to do and what not to do.

"Chris said that he can choose the photo of formal clothes to participate in the Golden Globe Awards, or he can choose the kind of naked photo he took for CK endorsement, or whatever I want, he can take fresh photos for me on the spot. "

"Chris also said that if I strongly demand the video, he can take it off on the spot."

The melon-eating crowd gasped, Ronaldo is playing too big!

"Then I asked him to play masturbation and masturbation together." Elery quickly said the end of the story, "After masturbating the game, it's over."

Owen: ...May I ask if the beginning, succession, transition and ending of this story are a bit wrong?What about the Oxford bully?Can't tell a story? ?

Rooney:? ? ?My doors are locked and bugs checked, so you just tell me this?

Ellery smiled "hee hee", unlocked the door, and walked out of the dressing room without any worries.

That night, Rooney tweeted Ronaldo directly.

You must know that since Portugal eliminated the British team that year, Rooney hasn't spoken to Ronaldo much.

Although they were both Manchester United players at the time, Rooney was just so tough.

It is to dare to maintain a superficial relationship with Manchester United's top scorer at the time, and is definitely no longer the original good brother.

Rooney can still think of the 06 World Cup. When Portugal played against England, Rooney accidentally stepped on Portugal's Carvalho.

As a result, Ronaldo didn't have any scruples about Rooney and him being Manchester United players, and directly appealed to the referee.

At that time, Rooney was so angry that he exploded, and he felt in his heart that I regarded you as a good brother, and you tm want to kill me on the field?

Then the hot-headed Rooney pushed Ronaldo directly, and he himself was sent off by the referee.

After Rooney's red card, England lost to Portugal with one less player.

After that game, Ronaldo's life at Manchester United began to become a little difficult.

Rooney's unforgiveness, coupled with the English media who watched their home country's team eliminated by Ronaldo's move, began to criticize Ronaldo in all aspects.

These are the reasons why Ronaldo finally left Manchester United.

And on November 2010, 11, Rooney finally took the initiative to adopt Ronaldo, which can be regarded as a breakthrough for the relationship between the former good brothers, but now they are walking on thin ice.

After all, so many years have passed, and Rooney doesn't hold Ronaldo too much.

At that time, they all just wanted to win too much.

Rooney: Lo, you f*ck video call Elleric, just for lol?How about rolling out the agreed cd first as a respect?

#Fuck, I feel like Lu Xiaopang is breaking the news!I moved the bench! #

#How do I feel that Rooney was cheated hahahaha, what lol! #

#Rooney won't really ask 77 if there is a "respect first", right? How could 77 admit it? 23333#

#According to my relatives and friends who clean up at Manchester United, Rooney yelled in the dressing room tonight, 'I've taken off my pants, so you tell me this? 'If you have any material, you can start to make up your own brains. #

#ls Wait a minute, I'm a reporter from The Sun, please take a look at the private chat, we charge a very high fee for breaking the news! ! #

#ls of ls! !Never say it! 77 things are not allowed to be disclosed to reporters!We, the Green Light Forest Support Club, will directly buy out your news, how much money you say, we are not short of money#

#...A god-like fan club that doesn't need money.But I want to hear the breaking news#

Rooney saw the comments from netizens and directly forwarded the breaking news.

Rooney: Come on, Rooney.I tm really lay on the ground, climbed into the locker to check the bugs!He also told CD to give him a year's worth of fried chicken rolls, thinking that he could get the truth in exchange!Then Ellery actually said that you guys went to play lol?After finishing the show in the middle of the night, you guys go to play lol? [Forwarding x sons all broke the news]

#Silently went to search lol...#

#I also...registered an account#

#魔尼卢尼 Look here, help us to ask which district 77 and Mr. Luo are in. After asking, all the members of Luguang Forest said that they will never call you Lu Xiaopang again!Who told us to hate who! #

#噗HAHAHAHAHA...I guess Rooney went to make a call! #

#Only I think 77 is a very professional game Amway King?From card games, to Hearthstone, and now lol.Not only did he say it himself, but he also let other friends play together, it was terrible! #

#Official, please give us 77 a promotion fee, thank you. #

lol Official Twitter: cd, please talk about your account in private, we will give you a full set of skins.Jorge, I don't understand what's wrong with this world, Mendes, can you arrange for Mr. Greenwald to play a few friendly matches with our team?Of course it is paid, please take a look at the private chat.

Ronaldo, who lives in Madrid with jet lag, only saw Rooney's Aite after extra training.

Ronaldo, who hasn't been actively spoken to by Lu Xiaopang for a long time, was a little bit surprised at the beginning.

Ronaldo was pleasantly surprised by the slight possibility of restoring the friendship back then.

Then he clicked on the details, and saw the truth that Rooney paid a 'painful' price, lol.

C Luo snorted coldly and began to reply.

Ronaldo: Rooney, do you think you paid the price?My tm pants are off! !I was just about to take a photo and send it, but the cd said I was going to play lol, so I crawled from the bed to the study room with bare legs and turned on the computer.It's freezing to death! F***, that round was actually lost!

The author has something to say: 1.! ! ! !

Strong push!Strong push on the home page!Ooooh

Such an exciting thing, why not add more!

2. Since I want to add more, I will go to the codeword

There is no small theater in this chapter!