Brother beggar, don't wave to guard the gate

It was the time that Smalling and his girlfriend made an appointment to go on TV. After the training, Smalling followed Ellery all the way from the bathroom to the locker room, for fear that Ellery would forget their agreement.

Ellery wanted to go home and get a nicer set of clothes, but Smalling didn't allow it.

He directly dragged Elle Rico, who was wearing a casual t-shirt, to the recording studio, saying that the recording studio had prepared a change of clothes for them.

Ele Rick: If the bosses of Asgard are really gods, please bless the poor me, and don't let Leavitt see the video later.

Otherwise, Elrico, who was recording in a suit of unknown brand given by the recording studio, might be pleasantly surprised to find a bunch of tailors waiting for him when he returned home.

Before going on stage, Samantha Cook specially came to the guest dressing room to say hello to Ellery and Smalling.

Samantha used an exaggerated tone and the makeup artist to exaggerate how good Eleriko's skin is, how exquisite her facial features are, and how sexy her figure is.

Elle Rick: ? ? ?I came here wearing a t-shirt, how can I boast about my figure?

The make-up artist seemed to have the ability to see through, and he could see Elrico's eight-pack abs and mermaid lines from under the T-shirt, which would be blocked if he looked down.

Ellery trembled subconsciously, he felt that this makeup artist might be a capable person, the kind of capable person who kills enemies with his eyes.

Of course Samantha would not just praise Elle Rick blindly. After she praised a few words, she came to Smolin's side. Xiaoniaoyi expressed her gratitude, and asked Smolin to finish recording the show. Have a supper together and enjoy the night life.

Elerique: ...the grown-ups' world is so chaotic, I'm still a baby.

Under the strong request of the makeup artist, Ellery sat on the stool obediently, waiting for the makeup artist to lightly apply a layer of powder on herself, and put a little highlight on it - saying that it would look better under the camera Some, also won't look greasy.

Ellery is still very confident in his appearance, but Elery respects professionals very much, they do what they say, and they do makeup if they need it.It's like when shooting commercials and cos photos, and asked for various hair extensions and make-up styles, Elle Rico agreed without any opinion.

Elleric's self-confidence is justified. Fans have seen a lot of how he usually plays football.

If it turns ugly after putting on makeup, the fans are afraid that they will kill the makeup artist.

Makeup artists who knew this didn't dare to do anything innovative on Elle Rico's face.Moreover, it is difficult for a makeup artist with normal aesthetics to make Ellery look ugly.

This issue is the experimental period of the "Tonight Football" revision, and even the studio for the live broadcast has undergone a special design.From the original host sitting behind a table, guests sitting on the sofa to the current appearance - the host sitting on a high chair behind the bar, the guests seem to come to drink, relax and mix Teacher chat format.

One end of the bar is equipped with a very large TV, which seems to be available in every bar in the UK. It is a large-screen TV for fans to watch programs.

Samantha Cook sat on a high chair with her legs crossed, and the high chair showed Samantha's long legs very well.

Samantha propped herself up with her arms on the bar, looking sexy and alluring.

Smalling, as the main coffee guest of this game, was already sitting on the other side of the bar and started chatting with Samantha.

Smalling talked about some things when he played football, which made Samantha laugh.

Samantha sat on the high chair without moving, but her body turned around with the stool. She took out a long glass glass from the wine rack behind the bar and began to mix drinks for Smolin.

In a glass filled with ice cubes, add vodka, rum, gin, and tequila one by one as the base wine, add some white mint wine to enhance the taste, and add a few drops of lemon juice.Top with a slice of lemon and a mint leaf.

"Long Island Iced Tea, I hope Chris likes it~" Samantha lowered her voice, and the voice from the microphone seemed to be the girl in the bar who was attracting your attention, making you fantasize.

When Smalling took the wine, he had only one feeling in his heart.

Ellery must add chicken legs!Thank you for being here today!

Otherwise, it would be impossible for me to have this kind of treatment!

"Look," Samantha pointed to the backstage, which was decorated as a bar door, "it seems that some of your friends have come to see you."

Ellery pushed the door open, and the audience instantly switched from watching the show to screaming.

"77!!!"

"Cutie!"

"Eleric!"

Elleric walked to the bar and sat on the high chair.For others, sitting on a high chair that doesn't reach the ground, after Ellery sat down, the long legs still couldn't be placed, so they had to step on the footrest of the high chair, and the other One foot naturally hangs on the ground.

The camera also deliberately gave a close-up shot of the legs of such Elleric

The effect of this is that the audience watching the TV seems to feel the long legs that fill the screen.

Elleric waved to the audience.

Samantha smiled, "Hello new friend, I'm Samantha, the bartender at Tonight Football Bar, what's your name?"

Elleric looked at the audience, "I'm Elleric Greenwald, you can call me Elleric, or just call me 77, my fans like to call me that."

There was a shout of "77" at the scene.

"Okay, Elle Rick, would you like to come to our bar, what would you like to drink?" Samantha raised her arm and pointed to the wine rack behind, "We have everything we need."

For this revised program, Samantha also spent a lot of thought.

She set up the live broadcast studio into two parts, one part is for the audience to sit and watch, and the other part is the bar counter.For this reason, Samantha also specially learned how to adjust several kinds of wine, and how to adjust them well.

"Pinacolada." Eleryk blinked and deliberately picked a difficult cocktail.

Pinacolada (Pinacolada) is Spanish and means "pineapple lush valley". This cocktail is the national drink of Puerto Rico and was later introduced to Europe from the United States. The pinacolada will give a tropical feel of the Caribbean.It was also the first time Elle Rico tried a cocktail, Ronaldo ordered it for him.

At that time, Ellery was not yet 18, and according to British law, he was not allowed to drink alcohol. Ronaldo secretly took him to the first bar in London, ordered a pinacolada for him, and asked the bartender to add a little less wine.

Brother Beggar sneered at Ronaldo's order, how could Brother Beggar, who drank half a catty before each fight, be drunk?

Brother Beggar, who has drunk both white wine, rice wine and wine, has never had a cocktail.It's sweet and has a bit of fruity taste and coconut fragrance, which made Elle Rico fall in love with it immediately.

This cocktail is simple and simple, just add pineapple juice, lemon juice and coconut milk with white rum, and add a small piece of pineapple on top to make the simplest pinacolada.But the authentic pinacolada must use a fresh coconut with a small opening as a container, that is the real pina colada.

Elleric's question didn't bother Samantha. She squatted down and took out a coconut from under the wine cabinet.

When she split the coconut, she took a little trouble, and Samantha had some beads of sweat on her forehead.Smolin resisted the tissue very gentlemanly, and then silently gave Ellerico a thumbs up in his heart.

Ellery held the coconut, took a sip, and showed a satisfied smile.

It's just that the straw is a bit of a hindrance. It would be great if I could take the straw and drink it while holding the coconut.

Hey, the texture of this coconut is really like the wine jar of Brother Beggar back then!

Ellery feels particularly displeased with the current drinking glasses, goblets and even shot glasses!

Drinking should be poured directly into the wine jar!This is a real man!

So, what about cocktails, Elery likes pinacolada best!It is most in line with the domineering brother Beggar!

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Knowing that Ellery was going to broadcast live, Ronaldo had already stood in front of the computer.

Seeing Samantha with a good figure make all kinds of seductive movements, although I know that this is what the show needs, and it is probably for Smalling to watch, but Ronaldo is always a little upset.

What if my 'little brother' is seduced by a bad woman?

What if this kind of third-version girl is aimed at the 'little brother' who is handsome and rich?What if I hurt the heart of 'little brother'!

Holding this kind of worry, Ronaldo didn't let go of his frowning until he saw Elle Rico ordered the pinacolada.

I didn't expect Elery to think of himself so much, and he always drank the wine he ordered for him.

This little golden retriever is not bad, he only thinks about his big brother - Ronaldo!

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"Eleric, you and Chris (Smolin) are both players who officially joined Manchester United this season, so how is your usual relationship?" Samantha sat lazily on the high chair.

Ellery actually admires Samantha, it's really not easy to feel lazy in such a chair without a backrest.He still prefers sofas that can be spread out in various ways.

"I have a good relationship with Elerique."

"My relationship with Chris is average."

Hearing two different answers at the same time, Samantha was stunned for a moment, "Why do you two seem to have different opinions?"

Smalling was a little embarrassed. He originally thought that Ellery would be willing to accompany him on the show, even if he had a good relationship.

I didn't expect Elery to say that the relationship is average in front of so many people on the show.

"Then in the team, who do you have the best relationship with, Ellery?" Samantha saw Smalling's embarrassment, so she didn't continue to ask why the two people gave different answers.

"In the Manchester United team, I have the best relationship with Owen, and then Rooney." Elery scratched his head, "The relationship between the forwards and me is okay, but the relationship between me and the defenders is relatively average. .Chris is also because he is a guard, so he has a normal relationship with me."

"Why is this? In general teams, don't the goalkeepers have a close relationship with the defenders and have a lot of interaction?" Samantha felt a little strange.

Usually in a game, there is no shot of the goalkeeper.Once there is a shot of the goalkeeper, it is likely to be a background wall for a goal.

Then the relationship between the goalkeeper on the background wall and the back-to-back defenders became closer day by day.

But Ellery is different. Although he doesn't have too many shots in the game, he hasn't been used as a background wall for the time being.

And when the game enters the boring time, the camera will always chase the dazed Elle Rico, as if the dazed goalkeeper attracts more ratings than the ball at the feet of the forwards.

"Because in our team, forwards will ask me to feed cakes. Defenders will stop me from scoring goals." Elleric said sternly, and pointed to the hanging picture of Smalling hugging him, " This picture is the proof! My goal bonus was killed by this group of defenders! Chris is one of the culprits!"

The audience laughed and laughed, and some spectators shouted, "What kind of goal bonus does the goalkeeper want!"

Elleric immediately turned back to the audience, "Why can't the goalkeeper get a goal bonus! They are all players! It's all written in the contract! I want to defend my rights!"

The audience laughed even louder!

Even Samantha laughed and trembled, and the waves on her chest rose and fell.

Generally speaking, at this time, the camera will focus on Samantha, using her to attract the ratings that belong to night nerds.

But the on-site director knew that the highlight of this show was Elle Rico, and there would definitely be many female fans watching it, so it was not suitable to use a female anchor to attract attention.

So the camera turned on Smalling, wanting to see what expression Smalling would have after listening to Eleryk explain why he didn't have a good relationship with him.

Smolin's expression can't be described in words - it's the kind of expression that wants to laugh or not, looks like laughing but seems to be crying.

His mood is probably: I really don't know what to say, right now it's enough to smile—but I really can't laugh!

This expression was later screenshotted by netizens as an emoticon package, called: Mona Lisa Smolin's smile.

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"Football Tonight" or the revised version seems to have become "Football Tonight Bar" and it is still going on. The netizens who are watching the live broadcast are as happy as the audience friends at the scene.

Netizens were still barraged, and Samantha Cook began to calm down her emotions-the show had to go on.

"Just now I heard Elle Rick mentioned that he has the best relationship with Irving in the team. Irving's recent performance is very astonishing. The media and fans said that it seems that the son of chasing wind has returned." Samantha He made a gossiping expression, "Maybe Ellery can't tell me, is there any secret behind Owen's behavior?"

Ellery scratched his head. Such a silly action was a bit pleasing to the eye, "I don't really understand what the media mean."

"Why do you say that the son of chasing the wind is back? In my eyes, Michael has never left. He has always been such an outstanding performance."

"Oh, maybe it's because Elleric and Irving haven't known each other for a long time. In fact, for a long time, Irving's performance was relatively flat, not as shining as when he first debuted, so many media would think that in the past The chasing boy is gone." Samantha explained a little bit, she thought that Elery only got acquainted with Owen this season, and she didn't know how Owen changed from a glass man to the current peak.

Samantha never thought about it, the only person in the world who understands how Irving is riding the court again, is in front of her, pretending to ask three questions.

"The boy chasing the wind? Oh, that's really gone." Elery nodded in agreement.

Ellery just admitted that Owen performed extraordinary, and now he says that Chasing Boy is gone?

Samantha's eyes lit up, is there any news?

"Michael is 31 now, and he's about to turn [-]! He's a middle-aged man at most, how can he still be called a boy! That boy left early ╮(╯_╰)╭" Eller shrugged and did A helpless action. "I really don't understand why the media is so bold, and dare to call Owen a chasing boy, won't the boy be angry?"

Netizens don't know if the teenager will be angry.

The bullet screens of netizens have swiped a sentence: #Youth may not be angry, but the middle-aged chasing wind may already be angry#

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Michael Chasing the Wind middle-aged Owen, first changed the channel with a trembling hand, and then accidentally broke his TV remote control.

Owen's eldest daughter, second daughter, and eldest son yelled, "Dad! We want to see Brother Greenwald! Why are you changing the channel! Change back!"

Even Owen's wife, Louise Berso, who is six months pregnant, blamed Owen for breaking the remote.

"Greenwald is right, you are about to turn 77, why can't you tell me what's wrong? You're already in your [-]s, and you're so easy to get angry!!" Louis rubbed his stomach, "Baby I also want to see [-]!"

The whole family of Michael found a spare remote control for the middle-aged man Owen who fell for the cutie, and resigned himself to "Football Tonight" in exchange.

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Samantha covered her mouth and smiled for a while, "It seems that the relationship between you and Owen is really good, so you can make this kind of joke."

Ellery shrugged again. He was telling the truth, so why did it become a joke?

Forget it, what the host says is what it is.

"Irving's performance was not good before, and the media always felt that Irving was not worthy of Manchester United's legendary No. 7 jersey." Samantha looked at the set of questions she had carefully prepared for today's program, and was just about to continue asking. Suddenly interrupted.

"So the media now think Michael is worthy of No. 7?"

Samantha nodded. Does Elery have a different opinion?

"The media is really powerful. If they think they deserve it, they deserve it, and if they don't deserve it, they don't deserve it. It's not them who play football, and it's not them who give Michael the jersey."

When the audience heard Elery facing the media so directly, they shouted excitedly 'wowohhhhh'.

Samantha smiled awkwardly and politely, and reluctantly continued to ask her question, "I read the Internet before, and Elle Rico and Ronaldo are quite familiar. Before that, Ronaldo was also the legendary number 7 of Manchester United. It seems that the number 7 We all have a good relationship with Elrico."

"Well, No. 7 is usually a striker, and he has a good relationship with me." Ellery reiterated the logic that the goalkeeper and striker have the best relationship.

"Then what do you think the legendary No. 7 of Manchester United have in common?" Samantha deliberately raised a finger and shook, "Everyone knows that they are very good at football, but you can't be counted. answer."

Ellery laughed, as if Samantha had asked some interesting question, "The characteristics of Legendary No. 7 are too simple!"

Seeing Elleric's smile, Samantha thought she had asked some stupid question to give away points, but she didn't expect that Elleric's next answer was also unconventional.

"Their characteristic is that they are handsome!" Ellery opened his eyes wide and said it as a matter of course, which caused the audience to laugh too.

"Don't laugh, don't laugh. I'm telling the truth! You say Beckham is handsome?" Elleric turned around and looked at the audience and asked.

"handsome!!"

No audience will say that Beckham is not handsome, he is the pinnacle of English football players.

Even now, Beckham's appearance is still one of the best in football, and the one with the best commercial development.

"Then do you think Owen is handsome?" Elery continued to ask.

"handsome!"

Michael Owen, the son of chasing the wind, is not as commercialized as Beckham, but Owen, who was wearing the England national team jersey back then, can wear the jersey like the feeling of the first love of the whole people, which is also his unique temperament.

Fresh, warm, and you can't help but want to smile.

After Samantha heard Elleric's question, there was a little difference, "Ellery, why don't you ask everyone if Ronaldo is handsome? Didn't you say that you and Ronaldo have a good relationship?"

"Chris..." Elery thought about it for three seconds, "Oh... handsome, handsome"

"Why do you sound a little guilty?" Samantha found it very interesting. Why did she hesitate so much when it came to Ronaldo?

"It's just Chris...he is handsome, but... just use Chris, Beckham, and Michael..." Elery continued to jump word by word, trying to find a better one. statement.

Smalling poked Elleric, trying to keep his voice down.

But it's useless for him to lower his voice with the microphone. The audience and the audience watching the live broadcast heard his words,

"Just watched Twitter, Ronaldo reposted the promotion that you are coming to the show, maybe he is watching the live broadcast now."

Elery straightened his body quickly, "Chris, he is really handsome! He is on par with Beckham and Irving! Manchester United's number 7 is equally handsome!"

#I feel 77's desire to survive#

#It's terrible, this desire to survive#

#I want to know if our Luo is always watching the game#

#我不能控自己，My webpage stays on C Ronaldo’s Twitter, and my hands keep pressing to refresh#

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Ronaldo is really watching the live broadcast.

On the same day, when I heard Allerike commented to the media whether Irving was worthy of the No. [-] jersey, he sneered disdainfully.

He knows exactly what the media is.

The media in England is even more so. Didn't they hate him enough back then?Whether he is worthy of No. 7 or not is up to Sir Alex Ferguson.

What's more, according to Irving's current performance, if it is to last for a season, Manchester United's Champions League will go further, and when the time comes for the Golden Globe, Irving will definitely become a strong opponent of Ronaldo.

When he saw Ellery boasting that he was handsome, he hesitated for a second or two, and Ronaldo felt that it must be a network delay.

If not, why would my younger brother immediately go on to say that he is handsome?

What did Smalling say?I didn't hear it.

Well, it's all due to network delays.

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"Really! Don't laugh! Chris is very handsome!" Ellery looked serious, "Look at my sincere eyes (o_o)"

"Hahaha, okay, we believe it, we believe it." Samantha pressed her hand, signaling the audience to be quieter, but she couldn't stop laughing, "So hahaha, sorry, Elleric Do you think Manchester United's number sevens are handsome?"

"That's right, I think Sir Alex Ferguson chose the number seven of Manchester United. The first must be good football skills, and the second is to be handsome!"

"You see Rooney's skills are not bad, but Rooney is not the number seven, because he is not handsome!"

The strong desire to survive made Elle Rico sell Rooney directly.

The laughter that had just stopped at the scene started again.

#How to do, my male god is a funny ratio#

#No no no Our male god is not a funny comparison, he is a silly comparison hahahaha but I love him even more! #

#Me too, the tears of laughing are about to come out#

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Rooney looked at his wife, "Colin, I..."

Colleen comforted her husband, "In terms of appearance, you really can't compare to those number sevens."

Rooney: ...

Colleen, who knew her husband very well, continued, "But you are No. 10! The most important thing for a team is No. 7, right? Baby, we don't want No. 10! We want No. [-], which is the best match for you! "

Rooney: ...Oh, all right.

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"Why are you all laughing? Is what I said unreasonable?" Ellery was very helpless. Why did the audience laugh at everything he said? His heart was so tired.

Why is it so tiring to record a show!

"I think it makes sense, and everyone laughs because they think it makes sense, right?" Samantha's shoulders were still shaking, but the expression on her face had been controlled.

"Yes! 77 is right!" The audience also comforted Elric, who had become inexplicably aggrieved.

"Okay, with Elle Rico's 'reveal' we all know what is the principle of Manchester United's selection of the owner for the No. 7 jersey."

"All young players who want to become Manchester United's No. 7, please remember to add more life photos, artistic photos, and choose good-looking ones while sending your play highlights to Manchester United for self-recommendation!"

Samantha's summary made Alerrick nod repeatedly.

Smalling: I think I already know what the headlines will be tomorrow.Manchester United No. [-], the beauty pageant of football.

Smalling was very desperate in his heart. He felt that he might be put in small shoes when he returned to Manchester United.

He is sorry for Manchester United, sorry for Ferguson, sorry for Owen and Rooney.

He shouldn't have brought Elle Rick on the show.It's all his fault orz

"Samantha, you summed it up very well!" Ellery gave a thumbs up with his right hand and manually praised, "The number 7 is special to Manchester United and has special meaning."

"So Manchester United's No. 7 is not only about good football skills, but also a good image and good temperament, with a handsome appearance and a strong heart. It is on the field, in magazines, in commercials, and won trophies."

Elleric, who accidentally said a jingle, continued to speak.

"Look, Manchester United's No. 7 has so many advantages." Ellery paused.

Samantha thought he was going to say a lot of support for Manchester United, Manchester United No. 7 is really a legend or something.

The audience guessed that Ellery would finally burst out with a burst of desire to survive, and put together the broken glass heart of former Manchester United No. 7 Luo Zong.

Only Smalling, he seemed to feel something, like the terrible sense of crisis he had felt before Elery was about to rush out of the penalty area.

Smalling even wanted to reach out to stop Elrico again, but Smalling held back.

This is not on the court, he can hug people and stop people with his arms.

This is in the program, Elery can say what he wants to say as long as he opens his mouth, and no one can stop him.

He couldn't rush over and cover Eleriko's mouth!

Looking at Ellery's parted lips, Smolin's mind went blank.

It's useless, it's useless to do anything...

Later, this emoticon package was called 'smile fades away.gif'

Not paying attention to the expressions of his teammates, Elery continued what he said just now, and continued,

"So, a player with number 77 like me has two 7s! That's why he's twice as handsome!"

After finishing speaking, Ellery clapped his hands, then covered his face with the back of his left hand, raised his right hand and straightened his arm, making a swag motion.

At the end of the show, who was very obsessed with adding chicken legs tonight, he quickly took a freeze-frame screenshot of Elric's movements, and at the same time posted a few large characters on it.

"Why am I so pretty!"

The author has something to say: 1. "Why Am I So Good-looking" by Da Zhangwei is in my mind.

2. It's great to watch the extended version sound into people's hearts!It's great to be a member of Baibai ("Star Detective") and see so many younger brothers!

3. Weibo posted a picture of the young 77, cute like a girl paper!There is also a friendly guest appearance by Mr. Bao.Little cuties can go and have a look.

Today's small theater is here~

Ronaldo: Is Beckham handsome?

Elleric: Cool!

Ronaldo: Is Owen handsome?

Elleric: Cool!

Ronaldo: Am I handsome?

Elleric: ...uh... handsome?

Ronaldo: You hesitated!You are guilty!You don't love me anymore! !

Elleric grabbed Ronaldo's hand and looked deeply into Ronaldo's eyes

"I think you can be described as more than handsome."

"Handsome, domineering, gentle and caring... After omitting more than 100 adjectives..."

"To sum it up, it's four words, what the heart wants."

C Luo blushed and coughed twice, "I think I can add a few more words."

Ele Rick Greenwald, who has already emptied out all the commendatory words, has question marks all over his face, can he still add words?

Ronaldo: "Good physical strength, high frequency, long duration, these words must be there!"

Elleric: I will not hesitate to praise you for being handsome in the future!