Brother beggar, don't wave to guard the gate

Ellery just thought that he should not be short of money, then remembered—it seems that Mendes called him just now, what did he say?

Mendes, who was 'coldly' hung up by Elleric, didn't care, and directly sent the time and location of the shooting, the commercial script and other arrangements to Elerric's mailbox.

Ellery checked the email. In order to match his time, the filming location was in London. He just needed to go there from Manchester, and the time was the afternoon of the UEFA Champions League group stage draw.Usually on the day of the UEFA Champions League draw, the team will have a holiday, so Elery doesn't need to ask for leave with Ferguson and miss training.

After reading the time and place, Eleryk turned off the email.He took it for granted that there was no need to read the advertisement script in the attachment.Anyway, the kitchen utensils that were promoted this time were range hoods, so it was probably just him standing in front of him, making a show of cooking, and then boasting that the range hood is really easy to use.What's so good about that kind of script~ When the time comes, he will act in his true colors, and directly cook them three dishes and one soup on the spot. I don't know if the filming crew will be shocked by his talent.

When he got to the scene, Elery was shocked to see the studio set up like a forest with flowers, plants and vines everywhere.

What is this for?To be an advertisement for a range hood, do you want to perform a time-travel?Why are there forests?Why are there so many extras?

For general household items such as range hoods, even if you invite a group performer, you will invite someone of the opposite sex to pretend to be a husband and wife, and then invite a child.

Elery didn't understand at all, what did the group of thin, tall men and women who looked like models in front of him do?

So while Ellery was sitting in the lounge waiting for the makeup artist to give him makeup and styling, he took out his mobile phone, opened the email Mendez sent him, and downloaded the script...

"In a dense forest, there lived a group of beautiful but warlike elves, who ate the vegetables and fruits given to them by the forest every day, drank dew and brewed dew.

The elves seldom eat meat, because they think that eating it raw will make them feel like they are drinking blood, but the oily smoke produced during the firing process is a great damage to the forest.

Among the elves living in this forest, there is a little prince who likes to be lively, likes humans, and likes cooked food. He is unparalleled in appearance, with a face that seems to be kissed by gods; his long golden hair and waist make his waist more slender. The appearance of hunting fierce beasts is focused and serious, and there is a powerful force hidden in the slender body.

But the little prince likes to eat cooked food, and often barbecues in the forest, making the tree house he lives in a mess of smoke.

Although the meat he roasted was fragrant and made the other elves who were eating the dew ready to move, but seeing the oil dripping on the grass during the barbecue, the clansmen tried to dissuade the little prince and give up this hobby.

One day, the human friend of the little prince gave the little prince a magical gift.

It is a Siemens brand smart range hood: the turbo non-destructive smoking is more efficient, the resistance is smaller and the smoke exhaust is very convenient, the 12w frequency conversion drive is powerful and vigorously sucks the range hood, the operation is low-efficiency and zero-noise, and there is a large wide-angle deep smoke cavity tornado Smoking locks the rising oil fume, and the most important thing is that there are recipes that the little prince likes, just one touch, all kinds of delicacies can be easily prepared! "

Ellery almost dropped his phone! !

This shit is a soft article, what kind of advertising script is this?

How is he going to be so beautiful, with long blond hair, with a slender waist, hunting beasts?

Wait, it looks like he is so beautiful.Long blond hair should be done with a wig by a makeup artist.He has no problem with a slender waist, so the only thing left is to hunt ferocious beasts?

This place will give Brother Beggar a chance to hunt fierce beasts? ?

Beggar, excited!

Fuck, I haven't made a move in how many years!

In modern society, beating someone is against the law. Once you become a celebrity, even if you have a legitimate reason, you can't do it. No one wants to kidnap him, rob him, bully him, and he has nowhere to go!

Fierce beast, tsk tsk tsk!Beggar is looking forward to it! !

After putting on makeup, putting on a wig, and getting dressed, Brother Beggar went out and saw the tiger lying in the cage.

AooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooBrother beggar, can you fight now?

The tiger looked at Ellery's excited eyes, trembled, took two steps back, tilted his head, waved his paws, and continued to lie obediently.

Elleric was thrown a touch of cold water by the cute tiger Greenwald.

"My God! My God! My Goddess!" The director of this commercial, James Caron, ran towards Ellery, with a fat body running quite fast.

James Caron stopped in front of Eleric, chanting the names of various gods incessantly.

"This face, this figure, baby, you are so beautiful! How can there be such a beautiful person!"

"No, no, no, you must not be human!" Caron's exaggerated words made Ellery frowned, "Oh beauty, you are the prince of elves!"

"Don't be melancholy, beauty, I will solve your troubles for you. Don't frown, beauty, your sadness breaks my heart."

Caron stretched out his finger, pointed at the people in the studio and said, "Who made you unhappy, beauty, tell me, and I will let him pack up and leave immediately."

Elle Rico: Where's the guy with the Siemens cooker hood?What about advertisers?

I would like to ask if the director is removed, can the commercial continue to be filmed, who can give an accurate answer?Waiting online, a little urgent.

"Perfect! It's perfect! You shouldn't be shooting commercials, you should be shooting movies and magazines!"

"Go to take hard photos!! Go to the catwalk! The fashion industry is where you should go!" Caron was very excited, even ignoring the bad face of the advertiser.

"Excuse me, I belong to the football world." Elery pointed to his biceps hidden under the leather armor with his left hand.

See this arm?One more bb sentence, Brother Beggar will let you know what flying dragons are flying in the sky, riding six dragons at times, and dragons wagging their tails!

"Oh, that's such a pity, how can this be possible." Caron grabbed Elle Rico's hand and poked Elle Rico's biceps by the way, "Perfect figure, hidden strength, You are the most suitable elf prince. How can you play football? I don’t believe it, I don’t believe it! You come to the fashion industry, and I will make you a big star!”

Elerique: Do you want to see Kanglong Yougui, who dominated the arena back then and could kill you instantly with a slap of the beggar?

Mendez, an excellent agent who cares about players, appeared at this time. He separated his young players from Director Caron, took Elerique's hand out of Caron's hand, and then took Director Caron's hand himself. .

Elleric: Well, do you want to give Mendez some extra salary or something...

It feels like sacrificing the hue, but I heard that there is another price.

Although Mendes's appearance is also able to score above the middle level, Cuaron has no interest in Mendes at all.

Seeing that Mendes still planned to chat with himself for a while, Cuarón decided to start filming officially, and first shot the group performance, that is, the scene where the elves travel through the forest, collect flower dew, and collect plants.To put it bluntly, let Elery take a look at it first to find out how it feels.

While Alerico was watching, Mendes whispered in Elerico's ear that the price of this advertisement was not high, but it was not bad for a newcomer.

For a potential rookie like Elle Rico, the advertising fee may still be a bit low.

However, what Mendes considers is that the reputation of Siemens brand kitchen and bathroom in Europe is still not small, and he also plans to open a special series, all about people and nature, expressing that Siemens agrees with the concept of protecting the environment. One of the supported series is temporarily going to be named - Elf (elf).

At the beginning, Siemens did not intend to choose a football star to endorse. After all, the gap between football and elves is still a bit far, even though it often praises football players as football elves.

However, Siemens has noticed that Elleric, a rising star, broadcasts all kinds of food making. He seems to be a warm man who likes food, can cook food, and takes care of his family. It is more in line with the market positioning of their Siemens kitchen. .

At the same time, Elerich Greenwald was German.This is enough for Siemens to make a direct decision. The first product of the elf series will be advertised by Elle Rico. If it becomes a hit, then this series can be endorsed by Elle Rico.

Mendes was very excited when he talked about this. He seemed to have seen the scene where the goods were all sold out after Elleric’s advertisement, as if he saw the negotiator of Siemens coming to hug his thigh. Begging him to let his players endorse all the products of this series.

"Then what if I collapse as soon as I play?" Elery properly poured cold water on his manager.

Brother Beggar is not afraid of anything, nor is he afraid of shooting.

But after all, I have never photographed anything, what if...

In order to make Ellery less nervous during the first filming, and worried that he would not know how to shoot if he doesn't know how to shoot, Director Cuaron thoughtfully divided the actions that Ellery wanted to shoot into several steps.

The first step is to shoot Elleric eating barbecue meat. The barbecue drips oil on the green grass, and the expressions on the other elves' faces are horrible.

Ellery is very familiar with barbecue and meat, and the shooting process went very smoothly.

Even Mendes hinted several times, but he couldn't get Ellery to put down the 'prop' barbecue, and he ate it straight away...

Fortunately, it was over after one shot, otherwise the prop team might not know how to conjure up a barbecue on the spot.

Ellery licked his lips after eating, feeling that he wanted to eat more.

In the second step, Elerike, who was sitting on the throne, was very melancholy, and the other elves were all talking to dissuade Elerike, not to subvert the tradition of the elves, and stop cooking cooked food.

With a melancholy expression, Ellery tried three times but failed.

Even though Director Cuarón loved Elleric's appearance very much, he still couldn't give Elleric a pass for this simple shot.

Until Mendez got a box of fried chicken out of nowhere, put it in the hands of Elle Rico, gave him a bite, then took the whole box away, and threatened that if he didn't finish the filming properly, he wouldn't be able to. have to eat.

Immediately, Ellery became depressed...

Director Cuaron's capture was just right, perfectly presenting Elleric's dark green eyes on the monitor because of his sadness and sadness.

In the third step, Ellery can be fired with a Siemens range hood, because there is no trace of oil fume, clean and environmentally friendly, and there is a smile on Elerike's face, and even other elves want to taste it Taste delicious.

This step is also easy for Ellery, isn’t it the way he usually cooks? If it weren’t for today’s elf outfit and long wig, Director Cuaron could have taken the usual recipe from Ellery directly for this shot. It can be used after pulling it off during the cooking live broadcast.

Elleric, who finally finished filming, slumped on a chair, not so tired during training and games.

The long blond hair hangs down on the ground, and the lazy expression made some people in the filming team swallow a mouthful of saliva.

The beautiful young man in the eyes of others is sighing, Jorge is a big liar, where did he get the fried chicken!

He is so hungry and working so hard, why don't you give him some fried chicken to make up for it?

Elery, who was handsome for less than three seconds, sighed in his heart:

No wonder people often say, 'It's hard for an actor', so that's how it feels!

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Elle Rico, who was almost defeated by a commercial, fell asleep in the car on the way home.

If Mendes hadn't noticed Elleric's exhaustion and called a substitute driver over, it is estimated that Elleric would have parked the car on the side of the road on the way back to Manchester and just slept in.

This kind of physical and energy consumption cannot be recovered by meditating at all.

Elery knew that if he wanted to shoot commercials or endorsements in the future, he had to eat some cooking in advance to restore his energy, otherwise the day would be too debilitating.

Elery didn't even watch the UEFA Champions League draw that night. He forced himself to get out of the car and open the door with sleepiness, and then fell asleep on the bed.

I directly missed the news about Manchester United teammates in the group, and I also missed the content of Ronaldo and him complaining about the Champions League grouping.

The next day, after Ellery got up and saw the news of 99+ Aite himself, he felt that the world had become different.

Isn't it just a UEFA Champions League draw?What's the difference between a good draw and a bad draw? Anyway, Manchester United is going to win...

Elery, who was unaware of the 'crisis', went out as usual. When he reached the gate of Manchester United's training base, Elery was surrounded by a group of reporters.

Because it is relatively close to the training base, and his car is not as flamboyant as that of his teammates, Elleric usually chooses a self-balancing car to go out.

Before Rooney asked Elleric why he chose a balance car?Aren't bicycles and skateboards good?The former can exercise, and the latter looks like a trendy boy.

Elleric gave Rooney a standard blank stare at that time.

What bike do you want?Want a bike?Brother Beggar still needs to ride a bicycle to exercise his eight-pack abs?

As for skateboarding?How can something like a skateboard be as handsome as a balance car?Skateboards also need to move their own legs, so the balance bike is so convenient~

The 1.9-meter tall man stepped on the balance car, it would definitely stand out from the crowd and attract everyone's attention.

Seeing so many people around the gate rushing towards him, Elery stopped the balance bike, "What's wrong? Is there any news?"

The reporters looked at each other, what news?Is the Champions League draw big news?

"Mr. Greenwald, what do you think of the Champions League draw last night?"

Elery is very glad that he didn't take off his sunglasses, because he is a little embarrassed now. He didn't watch the UEFA Champions League draw last night...

"I... watched it with my eyes? Watched it on TV?" Elery replied with a guilty conscience, testing on the edge of danger, always afraid that he would be exposed.

Reporters: ...

"What do you think of Manchester United's grouping? Are you confident to enter the quarter-finals?"

"Oh, of course." Elery answered this question quickly, as if without thinking.

"It seems that you are very confident. Do you think Manchester United will qualify as No.1 in the group?"

"Yes." Ellery replied without thinking.

"Then it seems that you think Manchester United is better than the other teams in Group C: Bursadi, Valencia and Rangers?"

Elery was very grateful to this reporter. He told him that Manchester United was in Group C and which teams they were playing against. Otherwise, when Sir Alex Ferguson asked him when he entered the base, he would be finished.

So Ellery answered the reporter's question honestly: "Yes."

The reporter's eyes lit up, and the Manchester United goalkeeper felt that other teams were powerless, which should be a good headline.

"What makes you so confident? Is it the resurrection of Owen, the son of the wind, the stable performance of the little tank Rooney, or the rich experience of Sir Alex Ferguson?" This reporter's question is a question that is biased towards Manchester United. After coming out, by proposing several options, when Elery can answer, he can praise other teammates, praise his head coach, and boast about each other in business.

Ellery scratched his head, "Ah, it's both. Yes, that's it."

Reporters: The answer is so perfunctory...

"I think Mr. Greenwald, since you joined Manchester United, you have not conceded a goal, which is also an important guarantee for Manchester United to appear first in the group!"

This proves that the reporter who asked the question is not only from the Manchester United faction, but also a Greenwald fan.

Elery nodded seriously, "Well, you're right. I give you a thumbs up."

Reporters: God tm gave you a thumbs up...

"Mr. Greenwald, do you think you are a bit too self-important when you belittle other teams in this way?"

Ellery frowned, "When did I belittle other players? Don't talk nonsense, you have to pay legal responsibility for what you say."

"Didn't you say that you are sure that Manchester United will qualify as the first in the group? Does this mean that the other teams in the group are not playing as well as Manchester United, and you are belittling other teams?"

Ellery sighed, "Although I'm not a pure British person, I don't think the word belittling is used in this way. The actual meaning of belittling is that others have a level of 8 points, and you say that others are 6 points." , that’s called belittling.”

"If Manchester United has 8 points and other teams have 8 points, and I say that other teams have 6 points and we can win, then it is called deliberately belittling other teams."

"If Manchester United has only 8 points, and I say Manchester United have 10 points and other teams have 8 points, then this kind of behavior is called self-esteem."

"Only when I say that Manchester United have 10 points and other teams have 6 points, I am belittling other teams, and I think highly of myself-this is such a logic, don't you think so?"

Reporters: I'm a little dizzy, wait a minute, I'll take care of it.

"But really, I mean, it doesn't matter if the real quality of the other team is six points or eight points or 6 points, Manchester United will win."

Ellery took off his sunglasses and stared straight at the reporter who 'questioned' him just now,

"I'm not belittling other teams or thinking too highly of myself, I'm just stating the facts."

"Manchester United will win!"

When Ellery finally walked into the training base, he was greeted by Sir Alex Ferguson's seemingly benign expression, who wanted to smile but held back his stiff expression.

"My lord, what's wrong with you? Is your face paralyzed?"

Ferguson threw down the idea of ​​"my son is growing up" in his heart to the ground, and yelled at Elle Rico's ear to tell him to go to training. up!

Ellery picked out his ears, feeling that this grumpy Sir was more normal, shrugged indifferently and went to the lounge with his balance bike on his shoulders.

The grandfather squinted his eyes and stared at the movement of Eleryk holding the balance bike on his shoulder with one hand, and planned to talk to the strength training coach. This kid seemed to be stronger again.

As soon as Ellery put the balance bike on the ground and was about to change his clothes, Rooney slapped him from behind.

"Good boy, well said! Manchester United is the first place in the group! Manchester United is the winner!" Rooney excitedly repeated what Elleric said in the interview just now.

It turned out that those who came early, before training, all held their mobile phones to watch the live broadcast of their teammates after being blocked by reporters. They not only watched Manchester United players, but also watched the interviews of players from several other teams in the Premier League and Europe. video clip.

"We're stating the facts, hahahaha." Rooney laughed exaggeratedly, which made Ellery a little puzzled.

It's not what Rooney said, why is he so happy?

"Well, I hope you will score more penalties in the Champions League and contribute to this established fact." Alerike · Uncomfortable · Sky Greenwald.

Although the Community Shield has scored goals, the Premier League has started a few games without scoring. Rooney, who is called by the media as being in a "scoring drought", doesn't want a friend who is too "honest".

"I really don't want to be friends with you anymore." Rooney muttered softly.

Eleryk lowered his body and turned his head to the side, making a listening gesture, "What did you say? Say it again?"

Rooney smiled instantly, put his head on Elle Rico's shoulder, and twisted his body, "Al~~~~ I really want to score a goal~~~ Can you feed me the cake~~ I want to too contribute to the victory."

Smalling, who has only joined Manchester United this season, opened the door of the dressing room and saw this scene.

In Smalling's mind, Rooney should have been the boss of Manchester United's team, maybe even the image of a ball bully. When he fell to the ground with a 'slap', he could still hear the sound effect.

In order not to lose face in front of more people for the big guy in his heart, Smalling planned to close the door of the locker room slowly, as if he hadn't seen anything.

"Chris? Come in, what door are you closing?" Elleric greeted him with a normal expression. Of course, this Chris was Chris Smalling.

Smalling has a little resentment, if he is not wearing a red jersey, he may be able to blend into the darkness in black, and the bosses will definitely not find him.

Rooney also raised his head expressionlessly and glanced at Smalling.

Smalling immediately told the boss with his eyes: Don't worry, I didn't see anything!

Rooney nodded, put on the changed jersey, and ran to training.

In Madrid, Spain, which has an hour's time difference with the UK, Cristiano Ronaldo, who came to the training ground early, has completed the first round of individual training. He sat on a stool and drank a few sips of water while waiting for his teammates to conduct team training together.

Cristiano Ronaldo, who was brought down by a certain internet-addicted teenager, also began to sneak a little while on the phone during the break, and happened to see the video of Elleric being interviewed.

Ronaldo didn't take the initiative to search for Elle Rico's video, and now this video has become a hot topic, and it has become a hot search with the phrase #我just报告事儿#.

Countless netizens are discussing this video.

#Reporter is right, this handsome and charming young man really disrespects his opponent!There is no routine to say that the opponent is very strong and we will work hard. The goal is to appear in the group, and the first place in the group is luck! #

#The players who have read the book are not the same. They actually gave the reporter's science popularization 'belittling' and 'self-esteem'. I am afraid that the reporter has never seen this kind of answer#

#Not yet!To say that Manchester United will be number one is really too proud!It will definitely suffer! #

#ls want to take a gamble?If the Manchester United group is first, you will eat the keyboard you are typing on in the live broadcast!If Manchester United does not get the first place in the group!I eat! #

#I think if Greenwald says, he thinks, he wants Manchester United to be first in the group, there is nothing wrong with this sentence.It is easy to be picked up by those who want to say it now, it is still too young. #

#呵呵呵, I am afraid that the one upstairs has never watched the video of our little 77 directly saying that the opponent's loss was not due to bad luck at the press conference after the game, but because of his lack of strength.That's it!What I thought, I hoped, and I felt, it doesn't matter!Manchester United is the first in the group! 77 said, this matter is settled! #

Can #nc fans be more rational?If a goalkeeper says he can win, that's all right?You are afraid that you are here to recruit this player, you#

#Sorry, our green light forest is the same as our idol!Never timid, just straight up!Come bet!If Manchester United is first in the group, what will you eat.If there is no group first, we will eat double in Green Light Forest! #

#真·United fans said that the goalkeeper said this comfortably. #

#Manchester United for many years old fans said that Greenwald has not conceded a goal so far, those who want to bet think clearly#

Ronaldo: The cd hero sees the same thing, and I also think that Real Madrid can be the first in the group.

adgcd: Luo, Chris, you used this Chinese word wrong.If you also think that Manchester United is the first in the group, you can use it like this.Or I also think that the first place in the Real Madrid group is the same.

Ronaldo: Oh, I think with you in CD, Manchester United can be the first in the group!

adgcd: Hmm, I also think Real Madrid is as good as you are, and you can be the first in the group!

Elleric chatted with Ronaldo in private: [Business mutual bragging] Achievement get√.

Ronaldo raised the corners of his lips and smiled: Fool...