Brother beggar, don't wave to guard the gate

Afterwards, creative netizens put together Rooney's heart-warming action and Elle Rico's previous punch to block Drogba's explosive shot, but switched the order.

It became as if, because of seeing Rooney's heart-to-heart comparison, Elleric punched that heart away.

The netizen also drew a heart very seriously, flying out of Rooney's hand, Feifei flew to the Manchester United goal, and the entire trajectory of being knocked into the air.

When Ellery saw the video on the Internet, he smiled and forwarded the video, and Ed Rooney.

Elleric's original intention was to tell Rooney not to do this in the future, acting like a baby is not suitable for him.At the time of the competition, Ellery did not spit it out on the spot when he saw a large potato acting like a baby.

In the end, thinking that acting like a baby was effective, Rooney, who had scored a goal and tasted the sweetness, responded generously to Elerique.

"Al is the best~ I will score next time.~~"

Ellery had never regretted it so much.Why did he go to Etruni.

I always feel that there is something different between this Rooney and the one he has known for so many years.

Did his integrity go with the wind with his hair?

Well, from now on, let's pass some high balls to this potato less. If he becomes bald because of heading the ball, he might become one of those annoying monks with glowing heads.

Wait, what if that group of monks acted like a baby?

My mother, I'm afraid it's more amazing than the roar of a big lion.

Ellery, who was full of imagination, was forced to stop swiping his mobile phone, because Ferguson was going to take him to the post-match press conference again.

Hey, he just wanted to quietly watch the live broadcast in the audience, scrolling through the barrage, why did he take him to the press conference.He can't watch the barrage anymore!

The score at the end of the game was 3:0, Manchester United beat Chelsea.Since Drogba's heavy artillery, Chelsea have not played well.Manchester United's defenders focused on marking Drogba, and lost Drogba's impact. Although Chelsea managed to attack several times successfully, they all ended in 'the ball was held in the arms of the Manchester United goalkeeper'.

After the game, in the 2010-2011 season, Manchester United's first championship, the Community Shield trophy, was passed among Manchester United players.One unique thing about this trophy is that it is not just a cup-shaped trophy, it also has a lid that covers the cup.So when the trophy was passed to Elle Rico, he and the trophy were surrounded by Manchester United players.The teammates were afraid that Ellery would throw the trophy up again. Although the teammates also believed that Ellery could catch the trophy, what if the lid fell off!

Elery just lifted the trophy, tilted the weight, roughly estimated the weight of the trophy, and judged the material.Then Elery felt that although the trophy had a lid, it didn't seem to be secure.After realizing the problem with the lid, Elery put down the trophy without any reluctance. It's boring, I don't want this thing.The teammates took the trophy carefully, handed it to the assistant coach and took it back to the Manchester United trophy room for storage.

Then Elle Rico, an Internet-addicted teenager obediently swiping his phone in the locker room, was called out by Sir Alex Ferguson's words, and they attended the post-match press conference together.

Ellery sat on the chair with the lord, sitting upright, staring at his mobile phone on the table without looking sideways.

Hey, you want to see if you can watch it quietly on your phone, it's too obvious.Manchester United's press officer secretly complained.

The lord also noticed Elle Rico's distraction, slapped Elle Rico's head with a slap, and reached out to turn off Elle Rico's cell phone.

"My lord, I want to send a message to Aunt Cathy to remind her that it's time to prepare fried chicken." Ellery fought hard for the right to use her mobile phone.

"No, she will watch the press conference." Sir Alex reassured the bear child on a daily basis.

"My lord..." Ellery still refused to give up, and he was trying to make up a reason.

A vein popped out of Sir Alex Ferguson's head, "What the hell are you going to do?"

"I want to see the barrage..." Elery scratched his head, "I want to see what netizens say about me."

Sir Alex took a deep breath, "They will all praise you, praise you for being handsome, praise you for being powerful, and praise you to heaven!"

"Really!" Ellery showed his teeth in a smile with an expression so happy that he took off.

The game is to have the audience cheering!Brother Beggar had a lot of fans back then, and now he can't be less, hahaha.

"Stop watching what the fans say, or you will really go to heaven!" Sir Alex couldn't bear it any longer, and lowered his voice to yell at this silly boy who felt good about himself.

Ramones, Manchester United press officer Panson, wanted to remind these two that the microphone was on... But he felt that if he spoke, the job might not be able to be kept...

What do you think about losing your job on the spot?

I choose to pretend not to see it!

Ramones Pantheon didn't look sideways, with a perfectly still smile, as if he didn't notice anything.

This kind of self-deception cannot be hidden from netizens.

#Hahahahaha, 77 is too cute#

#It turns out that 77 likes to watch barrage!Then let's post more#

#Now he can't see...then we have to post more!Ha ha ha ha#

#You devils, what do you want to do while the little cuties can't see!Allow me to post a few barrage#

#郑主和Greenwald didn’t notice that the microphone was not turned off, seeing the expressions of those reporters, it’s really hard work to hold back the laughter#

#I only heard Elle Rico say that he wants to eat fried chicken.It turns out that he usually said that eating fried chicken is really not just a human setting...#

#He is definitely a fighter. He dared to tell Sir Alex that he wanted to eat fried chicken, as if he had never been mentioned by the coach about 'body fat'. #

#我们家77 also said to gain weight!Looking at the public data, it seems to have grown taller again...#

#I originally wanted to join Rogge’s teaching, but the height of 77 made me want to quit Grog’s teaching, what should I do#

#I think Mr. Luo is more capable of having a boyfriend#

#ls come like this, watch this video ten times, and then tell me if 77 has a boyfriend [77 boxing and flying Drogba heavy artillery.rmvb]#

#This is not boyfriend force, this is giant force, strange force#

#我想77 is still playing football. If you let him go to boxing, he might die in a fight#

#Yes ah yes ah, football can only play ball but not hit people is really great ah#

#I think Wayne Rooney, the title of King of Fighters of Manchester United, will be handed over to others#

#77 Not only are his fists powerful, but his legs are also... I want to lick it when I think about it, and I will send you a video to let you lick it too [Ellery can conquer bag thieves with legs.rmvb]#

When Elerike couldn't see the barrage, netizens talked about Elleric's fists to Elleric's long legs and returned to Elleric's appearance. In the end, there were only three words left: Lick lick.

But the reporters on the scene were not so easily satisfied. They not only wanted to lick...to take pictures, but also to produce valuable news.

Ancelotti and Sir Alex Ferguson fought each other back and forth.

Ferguson is mainly saying that Manchester United's victory this time is worthy of the name. It is a tactical victory and a strategic victory; it is the display of individual heroism and the joint efforts of the whole team.

What Ancelotti meant was that their failure this time was mainly because it was just the beginning of the season, and many players who participated in the World Cup during the summer vacation had not yet adjusted their status.

No way, with Cech's Chelsea, Ancelotti can't say that he lost because the goalkeeper is not as good as Manchester United.If this is true, Cech is expected to make a big fuss, and Cech's fans will also be very unhappy.If you want to choose the goalkeeper in the football world, everyone's number one must be different, but there are a few names that can be nominated. Cech from the Czech Republic must be one of the nominees.

If Ancelotti said that the loss was because the goalkeeper was not as good as the opponent, it means that Cech is not as good as Greenwald, and it would definitely be a compliment to this young player.The fans kindly become An Pang's head coach-Ancelotti is a good old man, he will not offend his own players on any occasion, and generally will not attack or kill the opponent's players.

Sir Alex Ferguson also understood this, so Sir Alex snorted a few times, expressing his disapproval.

Even if Chelsea's form is right, he can still deal with the opponent 'easily'.

The reporters have long since lost interest in the two coaches who are fighting each other.

Their interest lies in Elle Rico, who was brought out by Ferguson. Ancelotti did not bring any players to participate.

Even if it was a loss, Ancelotti would not not bring out a single player.But now it's not just a loss, Chelsea haven't been able to break through the opponent's goalkeeper.This made Ancelotti embarrassed to take Drogba out for a stroll.

"Mr. Greenwald, we noticed that you knocked Drogba's shot away on the field. How did you choose to abandon the goal and defend in this way? Drogba's shot The foot-heavy cannon ball is so fast, how did you catch it?"

Ellery felt that this reporter looked familiar, but when the reporter stood up, he did not declare his family background, so Ellery was a bit misunderstood.But after the reporter asked questions quickly, Elery remembered this person.

"Ah, you're that reporter who likes to do push-ups with his tongue!"

"I'm not!" Brad Chase said through gritted teeth. Since the last time he interviewed Ale Rick, his peers have told him to do push-ups... What a shame.

"It must be you! I have a good memory." Elery continued with an expression of 'you can't fool me', "It's you who speaks so fast, don't worry, I don't charge by time That kind of work, you don’t need to stop the watch when you talk to me.”

Who pinched the stopwatch!I'm talking so fast!Not afraid to pay more! !Brad Chase felt like he was going to crush his back molars.

Elery gave a smirk, "I~ I collect money according to the number of times~ hehehe"

#Ah ah ah ah ah, what did 77 say?What charge?What time and frequency! #

#来来来来，Give me one time, one time for 90 minutes! #

#ls what are you talking about!Are you talking about a football game?Still talking about the special service industry!I want a game of 120 minutes, the kind with extra time#

#呵嘿嘿嘿, why do I understand.Hehehe, I don't know what I'm laughing at.Hee hee hee, I want to save money, I don't know if saving for a year is enough to buy a first half. #

#What are you talking about!People collect money according to the number of times! 90 minutes, 45 minutes and even overtime are the same price! #

#Yes A price depends on whether you can hold on for that long!hey hey hey#

"Mr. Greenwald, are you molesting me?" Brad Chase felt that "Manchester United goalkeeper molested reporters at press conference" would be a good headline.

Or "Manchester United goalkeepers like this type?" "... Forget it, I feel like I'm belittling myself.

However, it is estimated that there will be colleagues in the "Sun" who will like to use this kind of headline.

"No." Elery looked serious, as if he wasn't the one who was joking just now, "I said that I was charged according to the number of times I played, and once I played, the team would give me an appearance bonus. "

"Then what were you talking about just now!"

Ellery grinned, "Hey hey hey, I'm happy that I won."

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Elle Rico, who ate fried chicken legs, french fries, fried fish, and apple pie at Sir Alex's house, lay dead on the sofa at Sir Alex's house, swiping his phone while touching his unchanged, flat belly.

Originally, Ellery wanted to help Aunt Cathy clean up the table, but Aunt Cathy rushed to the sofa with the excuse of helping more and more.

Elle Rick: ? ? ?Mrs. Cathy, you are looking down on Brother Beggar's skill!

Unfortunately, Elleric's defense was not heard.In other words, Aunt Cathy thought that men were useless in housework, so it wasn't just Elle Rick, there was another person sitting on the other sofa to digest food—that was Sir Ferguson.

Ellery was very satisfied to see netizens praising his punching action in various ways.

Punches and palms are the same, Brother Beggar is famous for his kung fu!

The punching video had a lot of clicks, but one video had an exaggerated number of clicks.The number of clicks on the former has reached more than 1000 million, but the number of clicks on the latter has exceeded 3000 million.

The second video is a short interview of Brad Chase with Elle Rico.

After Ellery passed by, Brad Chase was asked to sit down by the press officer, and another person asked questions.

In fact, the press officer of Manchester United, Remons Panson, was also kind, worried that Brad Chase would continue to be 'molested' by Elleric, but Chase didn't appreciate it. He felt that Elleric didn't answer his question at all. , Regarding punching and abandoning the door, Elery only hit a blind cat when he encountered a dead mouse, so he didn't dare to answer the question at all!

Elery didn't think so, he thought he had answered Chase's question.

"Didn't you ask me if I teased you, and I said no?"

Chase almost threw the notepad in his hand on Elleric's face, "Is this the question I asked you? Ah, you haven't answered the question I asked you?"

Ellery blinked, "You spoke too fast and asked several questions before, I don't remember."

And tm is this routine! ! !This is the same routine as the last interview! !Say you speak too fast, say you push up with your tongue, say you forgot the question!If you believe him again, you are a fool!

Brad Chase sat down directly, he stopped asking questions!

He will post an article when he returns home to expose this arrogant, lucky brat. He doesn't believe that this goalkeeper can keep a clean sheet every time. When he concedes a goal, he will despise him severely!

He waits! !

Ellery watched the video, covered his stomach with a smile, and rolled around on the sofa.

At that time, he just subconsciously said a few words to tease the reporter.

I didn't expect it to look so funny in the live video.

Hahahaha, Brother Beggar's trash talk is still so top-notch!

Subduing others without fighting, tsk tsk tsk, that's what it means~

After the Community Shield, Manchester United's next game, on August 8, is against Newcastle in the Premier League.

In the period leading up to the game, United went into training mode.

Van der Sar's return to the team was relatively late.

In the days when Van der Sar didn't come back, when practicing in the team, basically a team with Ellery was destined to win.

At that time, the teammates were scrambling to be on the same team as Allerike.You must know that the team that loses the practice match will often have various punishments!

From the routine punishment of completing some more physical training, to the innocuous punishment of treating guests to dinner, and helping the winning team wash the jerseys and socks of the day and a complete set of sportswear.

At the end of the day for an ordinary person, there may be nothing wrong with the clothes, and the socks are at best a little smelly.But as Manchester United players, after a day of training, the clothes are soaked in sweat, and the smell of the socks, um, smell it-you can faint until the next day.

At that time, in order to fight for a team with Elle Rico, Rooney even showed the power of the Manchester United King of Fighters, and kept popularizing his boxing days when he was a child to his teammates...

Now that Van der Sar is back, Rooney began to hesitate. Is it easier to win with his friends, or with the old goalkeeper Van der Sar?

Although Rooney is not very afraid of physical training, and he doesn't care much about spending money to treat guests to dinner, but he doesn't want to do laundry!Not to mention his teammate's, even his own, the smell... Tsk, after washing it once, I feel that I need to pay more for the Manchester United jersey laundry shop.I feel that this job of washing clothes is not just a coolie, but also often faces biochemical poisons...

Children in the UK may have fantasized about a question when they were young, whether they should go to Oxford or Cambridge.

And Rooney is usually thinking about such a serious question, whether to go to Van der Sar's team or Elle Rico's team, both teams will definitely come to invite such a sharp striker like himself, so who is better to agree to? Woolen cloth?I have to give the old man some face. Van der Sar has been at Manchester United for so many years, and he has a good relationship with him.But you have to give the little kid some face. Van der Sar has less in the official game. What if he doesn't give the little kid face this time in the team training, and the next official game, what if acting like a baby doesn't work?

If Ellery knew that Rooney had this idea, he would probably be stunned. What gave Rooney the courage to think that his acting like a baby would work?

Brother beggar, don't eat hard and soft, okay!How dare you say it's useful for him to act like a baby?

Who acts like a baby? !Even the little yellow chicken acting like a baby doesn't work! !

Set up the flag, and wait for someone to slap the face of Elrico Gusheng Greenwald.

When Rooney was hesitating, Owen had already moved to Elerique's side, with a natural expression that we are a team.

Fabio finally came to the side of Van der Sar whom he missed very much. He didn't intend to leave. It was too scary to be crushed by Elle Rico on the opposite side.

On the contrary, Smalling, who just came this season, walked up to Elle Rick and said that he would be on the same team as Ele Rick.

Ellery stared at Smalling for a long time, "I heard you are 194?"

Smalling nodded.

Ellery compared his height with Smalling's, and then laughed, "It looks like I've grown taller again!"

Smalling: Does this mean that the boss agreed to be on his team?

But he wants to leave a little bit, what should we do?

In this in-team training, the red team of Elle Rico defeated the blue team of Edwin van der Sar 1:0.Seeing that he lost, Van der Sar was not unhappy. On the contrary, after taking off his gloves, he even stroked Elric's golden hair.

Elery raised his eyebrows and looked at Van der Sar touching his hand, then turned his head away.

Suddenly Elleric turned around again and looked at Van der Sar again.

"Yes, you are not as tall as I am." Van der Sar said Elle Rico's inner voice, "It's not 197 yet, young man."

Ellery, who was looking forward to growing two meters, was silent. He is only 18 years old, and he will definitely arrive!

By then, he will be a two-meter cutie!

Being hit by Van der Sar's height, Alerrick picked up the ball on the court for a while, and saw Owen come out in casual clothes.

"What's the matter? Don't you have a change of jersey?" Elery looked at Irving sitting on the sidelines and walked over.

"No, I will go to the hospital for a review later, so I won't continue training." Owen looked at Elric sitting beside him, and reached out to stroke the golden hair.

Elery shook his head, why everyone likes to touch his hair.Or do British people prefer to touch their hair?

No wonder the British tend to go bald.How about changing to another league for a while, what if you get bald?

"Michael, didn't you recover before? Why do you need a review?"

"I... To put it bluntly, I'm a glass man." Owen put his elbows on his thighs and supported his head with his hands. He looked expressionless and disappointed. "As long as there is a collision, as long as there is a little fatigue, as long as the muscles A little tightness, all kinds of problems that other people can solve with just a break, can cause injuries to me."

Why?There is such a thing?Elery didn't understand, let alone himself, even if he broke his leg, it would heal after a while, and he might even have a stronger body.Let's just talk about a normal person, Ronaldo doesn't often play a game without falling, and he is also ruthless in training, and the team has extra training after training. "That Chris..."

If Ronaldo did not train so much to cause muscle fatigue and easy injury, why would Irving...

Owen also saw Elleric's expression, and smiled helplessly, "Some people are born to eat this job, with good talent and strong body, and they are destined to become the king of the ball."

"I'm different, I may have some talent in terms of finishing, timing, speed, but ... I'm not destined to go that far."

"It is destined to leave the green field." Owen's disappointment is not directed at others, not at the opponent who injured him, not at England, which has a relatively poor medical level in the First Division, but at him. Own, he is very disappointed with his 'fragile' body, "Maybe I will leave soon, I hope I can score a few more goals, feel the cheers."

"Do you want me to feed you more pancakes?" Elery asked, scratching her head.

"Hahaha" Owen laughed, "That's right, feed me more cakes, let me score more penalties, and I will have no regrets."

Brother Beggar is actually not very good at feeling other people's emotions, he has always been so used to it.

When a beggar gang has no emotions, he laughs when he is happy and cries when he is not happy. If he wants to eat meat, he blows directly into the wine tank if he wants to drink.

Even when he was begging when he was a child, no one bullied him near Hidden Sword Villa, and he didn't need to understand other people's emotions to please others.

It was only during the period of helping the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty to listen to information in various places and expand the territory that he felt a little bit of the color of others.But during that time, what impressed Elleric the most was doing missions with brothers from various sects and learning the dialects of various places, which was very interesting.

Now, Ellery felt that he could feel that Owen was sad and reluctant.Not willing to part with the stadium he loves so much.He was not willing to part with the chasing son in everyone and his own memory.

"That Michael, you..."

Owen raised his head and looked at Ellery who was hesitant to speak and smiled ridiculously, "It's okay, I'm fine, don't worry about me."

"I want to say, I think your problem is that you have more hidden injuries and poorer bones." Elery scratched his head, not knowing how to explain things like root bones, body skills, strength, and vitality.Not to mention that Owen may not be able to understand it, even in China in this era, it is estimated that few people can understand what Datang said at that time.

Eleryk once went to a Chinese medicine shop in London, and found that they talked about qi and blood, physical weakness, and disharmony. These terms were often used by the group of nurses in Wanhua Valley, but unfortunately Elery could not listen Understand.

"Let's just put it this way, our family has passed down some good recipes from our ancestors, which can treat hidden wounds." Eleryk broke the jar, anyway, the Greenwald family is quite old, and there is nothing wrong with saying that the ancestors passed it down, "——Do you want it? try?"

"It's diet therapy. It's the kind of food that is a bit different. It's the kind of supplement that you eat while eating. It's not medicine that won't have any effect on competition."

Eleryk was afraid that Owen would not believe it, so he patted his chest, "I eat it often!"

Owen was a little moved by hearing it. He had tried many methods, even went to Chinese medicine and heard about dietary therapy.However, the diet therapy that Owen knows is slow to take effect but can regulate the body, which does not correspond to his symptoms.But when Eleryk said that he often eats it, Owen was stunned for a moment,

"Don't you often eat chicken wings, chicken legs and chicken feet? Are these useful?"

Could it be that in the traditional Chinese medicine treatment I tried before, I said that I should supplement the shape with the shape?

Eating more chicken wings, chicken legs and chicken feet can run fast and fly high?

"I can eat other things too! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻" Ellery disagreed.

With his culinary expertise, everything is delicious, but he likes to eat fried chicken, roast chicken, New Orleans chicken yellow braised small yellow chicken!

Owen laughed, "Then let me try, it won't be worse anyway, will it?"

Ellery took out his phone, opened the app,

adgcd: Owen, Michael said that I can only eat chicken, and I can only order all kinds of chicken for takeaway!I'll tell him tonight why I'm the best goalkeeper in the culinary world - no - the best cook in the players! !Luo, what do you think?

Ronaldo replied in seconds: Mendes, Jorge, help me find the fastest ticket to Manchester, I'm going to have a meal.

Jorge: Lo, I'm an agent!Not your secretary!The one at [-]:[-] p.m. has already been bought, so go to the airport after training.