Brother beggar, don't wave to guard the gate

Ellery once thought that if he wanted to publish an autobiography, he would follow the example of his favorite authors and make a 26-letter autobiography.

What a is accept (acknowledgement), b is belief (trust), c is considerate (considerate), d is date (dating) and the like.

When Ellery really wanted to tell a story, he tried it. A is love, b is Beijing, and c can’t figure out what it is. Could it be Chaoyang District?

The college bully who had agreed to be proficient in several languages ​​just collapsed on the 26 letters, and he could only use pinyin abruptly.

In order to avoid the collapse of his character at a young age, Elery decided to tell his story in a chronological way.

【Summer 2012】

Elleric started to go on vacation with Ronaldo after the European Cup.

The result of the two tall, rich and handsome vacationing together is that they attract girls of all colors wherever they go.Lying on the beach of the Sea of ​​Love, many models came after hearing the news.

Elleric thought they were all attracted by Ronaldo's old preferences of "model girlfriends" in the past.

Anyway, Ellery feels that he is a good baby who has not had any scandals since his "debut".

Two big men are dating and vacationing together. When the outside world doesn't know that they are a couple, it is indeed easier to arouse the enthusiasm of the girls.

So Ellery invited some friends to go on vacation together.

Kaka and Messi were called just like that.

C Luo: ...and you said you have no gossip?What are these two?

【Autumn 2012】

Higuain was traded to Naples in Serie A during the transfer period.

Mourinho bought a new signing of his agent Mendes - Neymar.

Neymar, who played as a free agent in the frontcourt in Santos, Brazil, was bought to replace Higuain and began to gradually develop in the direction of a shadow forward and midfielder.

Cristiano Ronaldo and Elle Rico, both left and right feet strong, together with high center forward Benzema and the newcomer Neymar, made Real Madrid's all-conquering frontcourt this season.

For the arrival of Neymar, Kaka is very happy.

He was always waiting, when the news would start to circulate on the Internet that His Majesty 77 only favored the newcomer, and the news that Neymar's concubine was promoted one after another.

【Winter 2012】

Ellery has not forgotten the rules of the Golden Boy Award, and the matter of the "Torino Sport".

When the Golden Boy Awards announced that there were 20 candidates for the shortlist, they directly tweeted and ins various platforms to start a fight.

In the 21-year-old class, with Real Madrid's quadruple crown last year and the addition of the European Cup champion in Germany, Elery can directly question the Torino newspaper, who else is the Golden Boy Award.

The Turin newspaper expressed aggrievedly that they added a new rule, and those who were elected to the Golden Boy Award once cannot be elected for the second time.

Elery thought about it for a while, if he couldn't win the Golden Boy Award, it would be even more embarrassing to give him the Silver Boy Award for one year like Messi did!Doesn't that mean that he lost to that golden boy who didn't know who it was?

Ellery tweeted again, explaining that there is no first, and he doesn't want to be second.Don't comfort him with the Silver Boy Award, please remove him from the 20-man roster as soon as possible.

The Turin newspaper did so.

The winner of the 2012 Golden Boy Award is Neymar, who has just arrived in the European arena.

Therefore, Neymar, who won the Golden Boy Award this year, always feels that he is not worthy of his name.

And Messi, who was not angry because he won the Golden Boy Award for one year and was given the Silver Boy Award for the next two years, was also a little depressed.

After all, no one dared to insult the organizer and ask people to remove him from the candidate list.

【Summer 2013】

Ellery became interested in raising children.

During this year, Neymar's cubs, Kaka's cubs, and Ronaldo's cubs all began to look for their own playing positions under the encouragement of Elerique.

Luca is the cutest midfielder in the world.

Ellery can use this as the title to post many training videos.

In training, Luka showed his midfield talent and captain potential.

Not everyone dared to point at his father who was brought in as an assistant coach, pointing at his waist and telling Kaka to eat less.

Ellery, who wanted to train Mini Luo to be like himself and inherit the vision of his "parents", failed.

Mini Luo's talent as a striker is shocking, but he only uses his legs in goal.

The upside-down golden hook saves the ball, the scorpion flicks its tail to save the ball, the full moon scimitar saves the ball, and it is only a split to save the ball!

In Elleric's "training" video, the two-year-old Mini Luo squatted on his buttocks, sat on the ground with splits, blocked the small ball around him, and compared a yeah.

On the other hand, David Luca, who is almost two years old, can already hold the ball in various positions.

Throwing obliquely, throwing with both hands, hitting the ball with small fists, protecting the ball with the belly, etc., let Elery see hope.

Probably because the videos were so viral that they took the world by twitter.

During this holiday, all the friends in Elleric's circle of friends sent their sons to Elerric for 'training'.

The cubs of the Rooney family, the cubs of the Owen family, the cubs of the Ramos family, and the little seven princesses of the Beckham family.

"Do you think my place is a nursery!!"

Elleric said so while taking care of the children very happily.

Ronaldo had no choice but to accompany and take care of the children while looking enviously at his friends who could go out and live in various two-person worlds.

Kaka & Messi: Tit for Tat, it’s not that they didn’t report, it’s not time yet.Son, come on!

Ellery made up his mind to train these cubs well, and in the future, it will be said that they came from the Greenwald training camp, how nice it is!

【Summer 2014】

With the holding of the World Cup, Elery will not be able to take care of the cubs with peace of mind.

In the quarter-finals, the German team met the Portuguese team.

Ellery can apply to Love to be a goalkeeper.

Facing the attacks from all walks of life of the Portuguese team and Ronaldo again and again, Elerike threw them all out.

Because Allerike missed the frontcourt, the German team's lineup is a little new, which makes people a little uncomfortable.

In this way, the game was dragged to a penalty shootout.

In the end, the penalty shootout score was 3:1

The German team won the game, but Ellery was kicked in by Ronaldo.

After playing football for so many years, Ellery has played hundreds of games and only scored less than 10 times.

Ronaldo, who didn't get Elleric's "first blood", finally got a drop of blood in the World Cup.

After the game, the eliminated Portugal looked a little depressed.

On the contrary, Ellery is influential, and he will always cry and cry when he loses. He doesn't show a sad expression, but more helpless.

And Alerico, with his tall body, hugged Ronaldo and cried like a dog.

This was the first and only time Elle Rick cried because of a game.

It's not about losing the game, it's about winning the game.

Elleric's cry made everyone in the German team baffled. Didn't they win?Why are you crying?Did they collectively read the score wrong?

Only Ronaldo knew that Elery was crying for him.

Most of the motivation for Ellery to become a professional player is that he doesn't want Ronaldo to lose again, and he doesn't want Ronaldo to cry on the court again.

It's a pity that there is only one champion in all competitions, and the same is true for the Hercules Cup.

Love has agreed to Elleric's willful wish not to attack. Naturally, Elleric has to show the spirit of a professional player and not win the game by throwing water.

Ellery, who eliminated his lover from the competition with his own hands, burst into tears and buried his face on Ronaldo's shoulders, preventing any camera from capturing his appearance.

Ronaldo touched Elerique's head and smiled very gently.

Fool, haven't you noticed, I don't cry for losing anymore.

Because of you, I am very happy along the way.

"Take home the championship medal." Ronaldo said so.

Looking at the young man who belonged to him, standing on top of the world, holding the Hercules Cup in his arms.

【Summer 2018】

Allerike announced his withdrawal from the German national team after winning the 14-year world championship.

The reason he used was: to give young people a chance.

Elleric, who was only 22 years old at the time, said that he had become obsessed with raising cubs, and worked hard to provide talents for the future German team.

So in the middle of the Greenwald training camp, many cubs of the German team internationals were added.

Leavitt blocked the storm caused by Elric's 'retirement'.

His younger brother can do whatever he wants.

Elleric has already helped the German team regain the European Cup and the World Cup.What's the use of counting on Elric for everything?

Having done so many good things, it doesn't fit Greenwald's villain status anymore!

And this year, Ronaldo won the Hercules Cup.

It has only been two years since Portugal won the European Cup in 16 and Ronaldo counterattacked to win the championship. The 33-year-old Ronaldo is on top of the world.

[Summer 2018, after the World Cup, July]

2018年7月29日，距离2003年9月14日他们初识的日子，是5432天

On this day, Ronaldo confessed his love on Twitter and widely advertised their love affair

54321, action

It has been 5432 days since we met. There is a saying, I owe you and the whole world.

I love you.

Our relationship is not the kind of love at first sight where others envy and hate.

The first time I saw you, you were only 11 years old, and you hadn't started to grow (who would have thought that you could grow like this), with golden soft hair, which makes people want to touch it.

At that time, you were led in by Ferguson, and everyone in the team looked at you, and you were like a little sun.

Relying on my young age, I mustered up the courage to walk up to you and strike up a conversation with you.

You yawn casually.

I'm a little unconvinced, even if you were brought in by Sir Alex himself, so am I, why are you just ignoring me lazily.

At that time, I really wanted to conquer you.

Well, I didn't expect to 'conquer' you in this way in the end (laughs).

Later, I was at Manchester United for 7 years, and every year when I had a holiday, you would come.The fact that there is no winter break in the Premier League, which many people hate, has become a joy for me.

I want to play with you, I want to break through the gates of your defense, I want all your eyes to see me scoring goals.

At that time, I didn't know that this kind of feeling might be budding love.

It's just that I always treated you like a younger brother at that time, do you know if you will be angry in the future?

Then, I left Manchester United and you joined Manchester United.

Maybe you don't know how jealous I was at the time. I invited you for seven years and you didn't agree to play football.Who is it for, that you started to join this football that you didn't have much interest in at the beginning.

You're doing great and no one can break through the gates you're defending.

Yes, who can do things that even I can't do?

You come to Real Madrid, you accompany me to win the championship, and you accompany me to defend the title.

You let that playboy Ronald who changes girlfriends faster than changing clothes, and there are no scandals for a few years, the tabloids began to wonder if I was dying.

Of course, whether I can do it or not, as long as you know.

Later we got together, thanks to those good friends who found out but didn't say anything, thank you for keeping us secret and helping us stop rumors.

Special thanks to Kaka who has been a shield for several years and was finally promoted to imperial concubine.

Thanks to a certain concubine Messi who is not tall, and to the concubine Neymar who sold her appearance to help attract attention.

I heard that there is a saying in your favorite Chinese culture,

After going through thousands of sails, he is still a young man when he returns.

I want to say, after experiencing thousands of sails and reading all beings, I still want to be with you for the rest of my life.

I hope we can play football until we are 50 years old, and then do charity work, appear on shows, and become coaches.

If you want, please promise me and marry me, okay?

Ellery gave his own reply when the netizens were frying the pot.

adgcd: Luo, your writing is too long, I am too lazy to read it!Just read the beginning and the end, and realized the central idea.You ended by asking me a question, right?OK, I agree. Yesido.The Civil Affairs Bureau is waiting for you.

Many fans wept with joy, saying that the official sugar distribution is the sweetest.

There are also some fans who can't accept this incident and directly complain.

Many friends who thought that the two of them were brothers and were kept in their bones were shocked at this moment.

For example, Rooney and Ramos, the steel straight men who thought they were thinking about it from the beginning to the end, picked up their shocked jaws from the ground.

And for so many years, I have paid a lot of Kaka for this group of CPs, and expressed my blessings on Twitter.

Kaka; congratulations.For the sake of protecting you from so many knives, can you tell me which Civil Affairs Bureau I am in, is it too late for me to go to celebrate?

[Summer 2018, after the shocking confession, August]

There are so many unexpected things this summer.

For example, the two most famous football players are together.

Although the law does not stipulate that gays cannot play football, they are still worried that because of their relationship, trolls on the Internet will also misunderstand their straight teammates.

So these two men, along with Levitt, made a big deal.

The Greenwald family moved into Manchester United to replace the Glazer family and became the people in charge of the Manchester United club.

Elle Rico and Ronaldo announced at the same time that they would join Manchester United free of transfer fees and return to the place where they first met.

Hired Mourinho to become the head coach of Manchester United, and at the same time let Sir Alex Ferguson, who was so angry with his youngest son and grandson, become the honorary coach. Welcome to Ferguson Ferguson who is old and can come to watch at any time when he wants to come Youngsters train and compete.

In recent years, after leaving Ferguson, Manchester United's results have not been good.

Relying on the charm of the giants and De Gea's goalkeeping ability, he did not fall to the middle of the Premier League, but there is still a little distance from the top three.

Especially after the 18th season, many Manchester United players began to find their own clubs.

De Gea originally wanted to leave Manchester United, but he was spoiled by Mendes and chose to stay at Manchester United.

After Manchester United's big move to change clubs, Ellery, as a member of Greenwald and Manchester United's new free agent, released a "recruitment revelation" with Ronaldo:

Dear friends ~ lovely juniors,

Welcome to Manchester United, join us while the transfer window is still open!

We have no shortage of money.

Coach, we have the best (one of them).

Players, we have the best (no one).

If you want, please come and win the championship with us!

Of course, for players who want to join us, we must also inform you of the problems you may encounter in the team.

1. Being fed dog food on and off the field by a certain goalkeeper and a certain forward (this kind of situation is rare, usually the forward will be choked to death by the goalkeeper)

2. In case a certain goalkeeper and a certain striker quarrel and do not cooperate with each other, you may need to take the lead. (Don't worry, at that time a certain goalkeeper will give you an assist to anger a certain forward)

3. Netizens may suspect that you also have the potential to be gay. Don't be afraid, a certain striker and a certain goal striker have been locked, and you can't pry the corner if you want to. (But it is possible to join the harem, after all, no one has yet become the virtuous concubine of the fourth concubine of a certain gatekeeper!)

Now publish the positions we need:

1. Forward (one or two more, lest the two quarrel and can only play no forward tactics - by Mourinho)

2. Midfielder (We don’t choose this position, Bi Kaka is almost there——by Aile Rico)

3. Defenders (I beg you guys, can you give me some serious defensive backs? ——by De Gea)

4. Goalkeeper (cross out, we don't want it anymore - by don't talk anymore, I always feel that Ronaldo's family status in the club is a bit low)

Above location:

Ability is the most important thing, personality doesn't matter (can it be more difficult to bring than Elery? ——by Mourinho)

Good skills and good looks are the priority (after all, Ferguson selects players based on their face, like me—byc Luo)

Those with cubs are preferred! ! ! (Greenwald Youth Training Camp continues to open, please let everyone know—by Elle Rick)