Brother beggar, don't wave to guard the gate

After the game between the Greeks and Real Madrid, this round of Champions League games is also over.

Except that Real Madrid won the Greeks 0:3 (after the away game), and they are basically determined to enter the next round.Marseille lost 0:2 to Bayern at home, and it can probably be regarded as sending Bayern to the next round.

Chelsea beat Benfica 1-0 away, earning a win plus a valuable away goal.

However, a victory like 1 goal will still cause variables in the next round. At most, Chelsea's chances of advancing are higher.

And Barcelona played 0:0 against AC Milan in the away game, leaving a lot of suspense for the team that advanced to the next round.

Although the probability of winning at home is generally higher, it seems that Barcelona should be able to beat AC Milan, but who can say for sure.

Anyway, AC Milan and Barcelona are both tough teams, and it is not easy for any of them to be played by Real Madrid after being promoted.

At least Mourinho hopes that Barcelona will not be out first. After entering the next round, the Barcelona players will continue to maintain a two-line battle, which can consume the experience of Barcelona's main force.For the next round of Real Madrid's league match against Barcelona, ​​it will lay a foundation for 'taking advantage'.

Fortunately for Mourinho, his wish came true.

As the end of the season is approaching, the Champions League game time has also been adjusted to one game a week, making the top eight teams once again fall into the fatigue state of two-line combat.

It also allowed the list of the top four to be announced soon with the results of the game.

Bayern beat Marseille 2:0 at home and successfully advanced to the semi-finals.

Chelsea defeated Benfica 2:1 at home and advanced to the semi-finals of the Champions League.

At their home court, Barcelona showed their proud tactics and beat AC Milan 3:1.

And Real Madrid, at the Bernabeu, showed the Greeks what it means to face the wind and make waves at home.

Knowing that he had no hope of advancing, the Greek played very relaxed, even a bit back to basics.

Mourinho made Elle Rico jump to the forward position when the threat of eel jelly was fruitless, and Cassie's father stood in front of the goal with a good-tempered face.

Mourinho stared at the eel jelly in the lunch box in disbelief. Why didn't it work?

Did Sir Alex Ferguson lie to him?

Before playing, Mourinho sent a message to 'question' Sir Alex.

Sir Alex replied: Maybe the taste is wrong?Why don't you come to my house again and eat a few more?

Ferguson's invitation was rejected by Mourinho with a cold snort.

Real Madrid's game looked turbulent, but in the semi-finals of the Champions League, it was still their own home court, and it became a goal battle, which made tens of thousands of Real Madrid fans cheer on the scene.

The fans didn't seem to remember the need to protect their voices, and shouted very enthusiastically.

In the end, Real Madrid defeated the Greeks with a score of 5:2.

Ronaldo, who scored this goal, is very satisfied.

It's still better to have your own goalposts, which won't block you. It's a good feeling to score twice in the Champions League.

It's just that Ronaldo, who lost one goal to Ramos, lost two goals in the last game. Although he scored two goals in this game to make up for it, Ramos scored another one.

In other words, the semi-finals are over, and there is still time for the last three games.

If Ronaldo doesn't catch up, then the top scorer in the Champions League will really be a defender!

Ronaldo was taken aback by this imagined 'future'.

Why is Messi so useless!

What about protecting the dignity of the striker?What about Messi?What about Iniesta?Didn't score any goals?

Do you rely on him alone?

Ellery, who scored a goal today and no one changed his jersey with him, was a little frustrated.

What happened to the Greek players?

Can such a handsome guy not see him?

He is such a supernova who plays football with spirituality and power, can attack, defend, dps and tank, don't they pay attention to him?It is a miracle that no one came to change the jersey with him.

Seeing the same frustrated expressions of the couple, they kept the same steps when they got home and went straight to the sofa.

Kaka really can't stand it.

Isn't it just such a small thing?What is there to be unhappy about?

Even if you are really sad, you still have to eat!

So Kaka decided to coax first... No, first to appease the weak and helpless Eleric, who can cook.

"Unhappy because no one has changed jerseys with you?"

Kaka felt that he could not solve this problem.

If he had known that it was because of this incident, Kaka would have helped Ale Rico 'sell' the jersey on the court before.Isn't it just a change of jersey? Elery, such a big-name player, took off his shirt and stood in front of the Greek players. Didn't he catch whoever took off his clothes and exchange them directly?

Well, Ellery wants to save face and doesn't want to take the initiative, so he wants to wait for others to come to him, which is also understandable.Then Kaka can also say to the opposing player, "Don't you want to exchange jerseys with Ellery?" and the problem can be solved.

But now that the game is over and I feel sad, what should I do?

"Why don't we change it next time?" Kaka asked tentatively.

Normally, the good-natured Elleric was easy to persuade, but this time was different.

"It's not just one game where no one changed jerseys with me." Elery felt aggrieved by Baba qaq, "It's almost every game!!"

Kaka thought about it, and it was true.

Elery didn't watch much of the Manchester United games, but after more than half of the season in Real Madrid, no matter whether it's the cup or the league, it seems that no one can exchange jerseys with Elery?Why?

Because of this aroused the interest of the detective Kaka, he decided to find out the truth for his friend, so as to help his friend have the right to exchange jerseys in the future!

Kaka felt the burden on her body.

The burden was weighed until Kaka was a little hungry, so Kaka recovered and continued to appease Elric.

"Well, since so many games have come down, you should get used to it..."

Elleric: qwq

"People are iron and rice is steel. This kind of bad mood will be over in one meal!" Kaka pushed Elle Rico into the kitchen with a firm face.

Of course, Ellery was half-pushed, otherwise, with Kaka's strength, Ellery could perform a heavy drop on the spot and stay still.

After solving one person's problem, Kaka planned to solve the second problem while Ellery was cooking.

Otherwise, he might have to look at Ronaldo's face full of 'I'm not happy' to eat.

"Chris, there are three games left, you can do it!"

Ronaldo raised his head and nodded lightly.

"I know I can." This sentence set the tone for the question and made Kaka stunned for a moment.

You know you can, you give this look back?

"I'm just worried about the current forwards. Why do you think they are so good, why can't they score? How can a defender be the top scorer?"

Kaka didn't know what to say for a while, so Ronaldo continued to follow his own words.

"Look at Messi, agreed to be my natural enemy, the twin stars of La Liga."

"His performance in the Champions League is not as good as Iniesta in my opinion. It's fine if he loses to his team's striker. After all, there are tactical arrangements, but he also lost to Ramos!"

"I really don't want to make progress."

Ronaldo's tone of voice became more and more hateful.

"Are they all counting on me? Are they putting all their hopes of surpassing the defenders on me?"

"Hey, although Dad can indeed surpass Sese, Dad is very disappointed by their lack of progress!"

Kaka: Did you call yourself Dad?

Ronaldo pretended not to notice and stood up, "The only savior among the forwards is going to help Little Al now."

"You fat midfielder who is so anxious to eat and eat, think carefully, who will pass the ball to in the next few Champions League games!"

Card, Cengfan, Fat, Midfielder, Card, decided in an instant to put Ramos on the top scorer list of the Champions League.

Elleric, who was very dissatisfied with Kaka's 'comfort', deliberately cooked two greasy dishes such as braised pork ribs and fried chicken wings in front of him.

While eating, Ellery made an expression of "ah~ delicious" to seduce Kaka.

Greasy things will affect the flexibility of muscles.

So even Kaka who is greedy will pay great attention to this problem and try to eat less greasy dishes.

Only desserts are the source of fat that Kaka can never refuse.

Kapengka swallowed his saliva to endure his greed, and made a promise at the dinner table.

He assured Ellery that he would find out the truth that no one changed his jersey!

Ellery was satisfied, and then he looked at Ronaldo.

Ronaldo stared straight at Kaka.

Kaka: ...

"I will pass the ball to Chris more in the future!"

"Please, both of you, don't bully me together, okay?"

"And you, Luka, why are you still laughing when Dad is being bullied?"

Luca, who was eating fried chicken wings, raised his head with innocent eyes, as if to say, "Dad, what are you talking about, Luca can't understand!" '

Real Madrid's Champions League opponent in the next round has been drawn, and it is Chelsea.

Elery, who was able to return to England at public expense, was very happy. He hadn't seen the group of Manchester United friends for a long time.

So Ellery sent tickets to all his friends, hoping that those who didn't play that day could go to Chelsea's home court to cheer for him.

Not only that, Elleric also mailed a ticket to Ferguson.

Sir Alex Ferguson, who had nothing to do with his life, happily agreed to watch the game.

Since relinquishing his responsibilities as head coach, Ferguson has also watched a few Manchester United games with Cathy's permission.Now he went to watch the game in the name of Elle Rico, which made Ferguson very happy.After Ferguson received the tickets, he also specially asked Elery to promise that he must abuse Chelsea.

Chelsea have been somewhat unbeatable in the Premier League this season.

With Ferguson's retirement, the original overlord Manchester United's results fluctuated and became unstable. They are currently third in the league and are still pursuing a place in the Champions League next season.

Ferguson, who was unhappy watching Chelsea, remembered, isn't Chelsea the old club of Real Madrid's coach?

Mourinho spent a few happy years at Chelsea, and then was kicked out because of the record.

Thinking of this, Ferguson couldn't help sending a message to Mourinho, wanting to ask if Mourinho expressed both love and hatred for his next opponent?

Mourinho replied: Are you retired and have no money, and started working as a reporter?

Ferguson grumbled: If you lose the game, you might be accused of letting your old club down!Oh no, maybe Chelsea will say that it is because you can't win that they let you go hahaha.

Mourinho sneered, and pressed his thumb quickly: You have so many things to worry about. I heard that Manchester United has been beaten this season. If you don't give up, you might as well come back and fight another [-] rounds!

After talking about Mourinho, he doesn't plan to talk to Ferguson. It's meaningless to quarrel with a retired old man. Mourinho thinks he should think about how to play the next game.

The plan is very good, but it can't keep up with the changes.

Mourinho felt that he was exhausted, but after Benzema got injured five minutes into the game, he couldn't help but yelled.

Then Chelsea were only given a yellow card, and the referee heard a free kick.

When Mourinho scolded people, he used a lot of languages.The referee couldn't understand it, so he knew he was scolding him.

In view of Mourinho's "excellent performance" for many years, the referee can probably guess what Mourinho will say and write in his anger.

So the referee sent Mourinho off with a red card.

"Hi~~" Sir Alex, who was sitting in the front row of the stands, waved to Mourinho who walked into the stands.

"Come on, sit here!"

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