Brother beggar, don't wave to guard the gate

Auctioning mineral water that others have drunk is of course a joke.

Elery doesn't lack the money to buy toy cars, and he can't do such a disgusting thing.

He couldn't even ask Elery to auction off the water he drank.

He just took a photo and posted it on Twitter to tease Messi.That bottle of mineral water was thrown into the trash can by the gloomy C Luo long after he finished taking the photo.

"He only cares so much about what he gave you, and he still wants to take pictures?" Ronaldo asked at the time, with a very obvious jealous tone, which surprised the teammates who heard it.

Elleric laughed loudly, took more than a dozen photos of Ronaldo, and said something like the rear camera will always belong to you.

Ramos laughed too.

"Chris, you still don't mind if we mention Messi, okay, okay, I will only shoot you from now on, okay?"

Ronaldo, who was joking with his lover, gave Ramos a supercilious look.

Ramos also secretly rejoiced when he succeeded in 'fucking' a wave of Ronaldo.

In order to change the topic, Kaka also mentioned something when everyone was taking a shower after the game, saying that he did not expect that this cold infection was so effective.

To be honest, Ellery didn't expect it either!

This group of professional players, all with such good physical fitness, actually caught several colds after having a bath together?Do you want to be so exaggerated.

What Ellery said about the MCC plan at the time was actually to make everyone happy.

Anyway, there is going to be a competition, and if you don't fight, you will definitely be eliminated.Just give a reason and fight hard, maybe there is still some hope.Didn't expect Barcelona's players to be so weak?

Elleric's doubts lasted for two days, and then he saw a news in the newspaper that some Atletico Madrid players were likely to miss a few games due to physical reasons.

That boy Messi, did he really infect Atletico Madrid?

Can't see it!

Soon, without Messi coming out to explain himself, Elleri learned that Messi's colds had nothing to do with Atletico Madrid's players.

Not just Atletico Madrid, not just Spain.

This cold virus has affected half of Europe and continues to spread.

While the hospital began to receive patients with colds one after another, various mouthpiece newspapers also declared that the cold would affect the attendance of many players in the future.

Ordinary people, if their cold symptoms are milder, will probably take some cold medicine and force themselves to go to work and school, but the problem is not too big.Who doesn't have a headache?

But professional players are different. Once there is any problem with the body, because there are many medicines that cannot be taken, they can only rely on their own body to resist.Under normal circumstances, this kind of minor illness, as long as it is discovered by the team doctor, will prevent them from participating.

So this time the cold virus sweeping Europe was exposed because many professional players were resting due to illness, and the news got bigger and bigger.

The place of origin of the cold virus is not Madrid, but the United States.

Because many tourists from the United States traveled to various parts of Europe, the virus spread.

In the Spanish La Liga, the first player to be recruited was not a player from Real Madrid, but a teenager from the Real Sociedad team.

Therefore, the mcc plan that Ellery can plan for is actually meaningless at all.

Messi and others didn't catch a cold because of Benzema and the others going to the bar together, but the cold virus was fully invaded, and it had long been lurking in Messi's body.

Everyone in Real Madrid also began to experience short-term or long-term colds because of their personal physique.

In the first wave of catching a cold, after Marcelo missed the Copa del Rey with Barcelona, ​​he rested for the La Liga game with Bilbao in the middle of the week, and he fully recovered.Marcelo, who took off his mask, let himself go, running very happily in the training ground, and was preparing to fight Barcelona in two days.

As for Benzema, his head is no longer dizzy, and the runny nose still exists. It is estimated that he will not be able to make it to the Barcelona match this time.

Higuain, who had been resting all the time, sneezed after training one day, scaring everyone into thinking that there was another general missing, and continued to participate in training the next morning like a normal person.

Kaka, Ronaldo and Elle Rico are the only three in the Real Madrid team who have nothing at all from beginning to end.

Kaka has already begun to doubt whether Elerique's 'ancestral' recipe is the kind that cures all diseases and renews the bone.Well, Kaka has this idea, mainly because Levitt presented Ronaldo with the book about self-cultivation during the New Year, which was brought back by Ronaldo, and then Kaka used it as a bedtime story for Luca Read it every day.

Ronaldo and Elery are certainly not invulnerable to all diseases.But this kind of virus with a wider spread and less harm is completely fine for the two of them.

Ellery watched the news every day like watching dramas. Many experts, professors, and doctors from various public hospitals were talking about where the virus came from, how to prevent it, and what problems to pay attention to after getting sick.Many doctors say it is not the same!

Most people say that the virus is a common cold virus, and there is nothing wrong with it.

Some also say that this virus is a new type of virus, and it is not lethal at present, but that is only because the first case of death has not yet occurred.Everyone needs to attach great importance to it. Once you have a cold and fever, you should go to the hospital to register as soon as possible to avoid any virus mutations.

But as to where the virus came from, all experts said - the United States.

Elleric called Tony Stark right then.

Tony, who was blowing his nose, opened the video call window.Through the video, Ellery could see that Rogers and Natalie beside Tony didn't feel any physical discomfort at all, and they were trying to track someone down.

As the only one of the Avengers present who 'suffered' from the cold virus, Tony felt very unbalanced.

This group of people who have become the limit of human beings because of serum, whose dna has mutated because of spiders, and those who are not human at all, will not catch a cold, just him!An Iron Man who became a superhero by virtue of his wits and wealth, will catch a cold...

Listening to Tony's 'complaint', Ellery said directly that Tony could try the taste of 'Da Huan Dan' himself.

"So I blamed Karim by mistake?" Alerico, who hung up the phone, picked up little Chris and followed Ronaldo into the bathroom.

Ronaldo watched his lover and son playing around, reached out and touched the bathtub where the water had been left for a few minutes to confirm the water temperature.

"Well, this cold virus seems to have nothing to do with Karim."

C Luo took the naked son from Elle Rico and put him in the bathtub. He also put all the little ducks and dolphins next to his son, and began to bathe his son.

Karim always takes the blame this time it is finally not his fault Benzema, when he heard Elle Rico's 'apology' the next day, he almost burst into tears.

Ellery didn't just apologize to Benzema for misunderstanding that he infected everyone with a cold.And also apologized to Messi.

adgcd: Messi, I'm sorry, last time I called the cold virus messifever on my own initiative.Experts said that the virus came from the United States, so it may not be named after you.

Messi: Goodbye!

Messi, who was top-heavy two days ago, finally felt better this day. After swiping his mobile phone to play, he saw Elric's Twitter, and he was so angry that he was about to quit Twitter.

Later, Messi felt that if he quit Twitter, Elery would definitely find him on ins, so forget it.Just use Instagram as your home base, and leave Twitter to Elery, so you can lose with all your strength.

Ellery hadn't seen Casey in practice this week.

"Is Igor's illness so serious?" Ellery was a little surprised, "Didn't it mean that he just had a slight cold and deliberately pretended to be serious, trying to trick the young lady he just met to take care of him?"

Yes, Cassie just likes the hard-to-play type.

He chased the previous Sarah for a year, and changed from someone else's girlfriend to his own girlfriend.

But this time Marcelo's young ladies are all single, so there is no such trouble.But the one that Cassie has a crush on is the lady doctor who puts her career first and doesn't want to be too romantic to hinder her from saving mankind.

In the previous game against Barcelona, ​​Ramos also smiled and said that Cassina was love at first sight, but the young lady kept ignoring him.Seeing that she really couldn't ask the young lady out, Cassie could only exaggerate her little bit of cold and ask the young lady to 'act like a baby'.

I didn't expect that the young lady's sense of responsibility is very great. In addition, the cold virus that broke out recently may have mutated, which may lead to pneumonia.The young lady took Cassie, who was 'sick' at home, directly to the hospital where she worked, and put it in the inpatient department.He also issued a sick note to Marcelo and asked Marcelo to bring it to Mourinho, saying that Cassie really did not miss training on purpose.

Speaking of Mourinho, in Real Madrid where professional athletes catch colds in turn, how could the head coach not be recruited.

Mourinho has been in the hospital for two days because of dizziness.

Mourinho is not a player, so he wants to take whatever medicine he wants to take, and how to hang water as he wants.After the training was arranged for several assistant coaches, Mourinho went to the hospital to hang up the water. He wanted to be able to stand on the sidelines and guide the players the next time they played against Barcelona.

However, Mourinho, who usually wakes up early and goes to bed late, and often stays up late, is far inferior to professional players, so once he catches a cold, the outbreak is much more violent than the players' headache and brain fever.In addition, Mourinho's stomach is hungry and full all the year round, this cold even caused Mourinho's gastrointestinal system to suffer a little.

Marcelo, who recovered from a cold, went to the hospital to visit Mourinho, who was hanging water, on behalf of his teammates.

The private hospital that Mourinho chose is the second best hospital in Madrid, and its location is a little bit remote.Why not pick the No.1 one?Because Cassie is still 'trapped' in that hospital and has not been released yet.Mourinho felt that for the sake of safety, he should not go.

Marcelo sent a bag of fruit to Mourinho, and said that Mourinho should not worry, even if there is only assistant coach Karanka, they will definitely win the next round of the Copa del Rey and let Real Madrid advance.

Mostly Barcelona players. The last batch of players who caught a cold was the goalkeeper Valdés, and this batch fell down a few more.

Of course, Real Madrid also has a few down again, such as midfielder Alonso and Shaheen.

But Marcelo believes they will be able to advance, because Elery can decide to focus on the overall situation and play goalkeeper in the next game.

"Is Ellery really willing to be a goalkeeper?" Mourinho thought it was a cold that made him hallucinate.

He never thought that Elle Rico, who had been at Real Madrid for so long, would actually be willing to be a goalkeeper?

Could it be that seeing him sick this time, Elery doesn't want him, the head coach, to worry too much?

Well, that's also possible.

After all, when Ellery was at Manchester United, in order to win the game, he would often look at a draw and not attack at all.

Mourinho recalled the highlights of Elleric's game that he had watched. At that time, he was envious of Sir Alex Ferguson, who could put Alerico in front of the goal so easily.I didn't expect myself to enjoy this kind of 'intimate' time.

After recovering from illness, it will be better for Elery.

Mourinho thought so, waved his hand reassuringly, and told Marcelo to leave his ward, he was going to have a good rest.

What Mourinho didn't know was that Ellery first went to the best private hospital in Madrid to make a big fuss, and then was blocked by the sharp young lady.

The young lady said that what Cassie needs now is rest.

God knows, Cassie stretched out her hand in the ward, trying to hold Elerric's hand.

He has been resting in the ward for almost a week!

The little sister turned her head, and Cassie immediately withdrew her hand. She could no longer see the look of "reluctance to say goodbye" to Elery, but smiled slightly and said, "Well, I heard you."

"Traitor!! Igor is a traitor!" Elleric called Grant aggressively.

Grant coughed a bit on the other end of the phone, saying that he had been given medicine by the doctor, or that kind of special medicine, and he probably wouldn't be able to participate in the competition these days.Otherwise, the urine test is likely to be positive.Although it was a positive result caused by a special drug, once this kind of thing happened, even if the defense was successful, it would be infinitely hated by the fans.

In the end, the fact that Real Madrid had no goalkeeper dealt the heaviest blow to Ale Rico.

With a heavy heart, Ellery had no choice but to have fun on Twitter.

adgcd: I think there are still a few goalkeepers in Real Madrid's lineup.When Cassie and Xiao G got sick, why were they no longer available as goalkeepers?

Rooney: cd, have you forgotten that you are a goalkeeper?

adgcd: Rooney, but Benzema is also sick, I have to replace him as a striker!

Benzema: cd, no, no, no, this is definitely not my fault, Real Madrid has enough forwards!Luo, one top three!

adgcd: You are right, Rochris is indeed the top three.But Alonso and Shaheen are sick, or I go to midfield.

Kaka: CD has me in the midfield.

Ozil: cd I I I I also recovered!And there are many midfielders in Real Madrid!

Ellery was getting more and more annoyed by being blocked by his teammates. He ran out of the room, recorded a video with Chris and Luka in his arms, and uploaded it to Twitter.

In the video, Chris Jr. and Luca both expressed their willingness to learn from Brother Al and strive to be an excellent goalkeeper!

adgcd: I'm so happy to hear that Chris Jr. and Luca are willing to be goalkeepers and take over from me.Sure enough, children are angels!Their dads are rotten eggs! 【Video】Unfortunately, it will take a long time for the babies to grow up!When am I going to show you guys that the sons of strikers and midfielders can also be good goalkeepers?How about letting their father stand up and show off his goalkeeping talent?

lucazidane (Luca Zidane): Zidane, Dad, can you introduce me to cd?

The author has something to say: 1.

How can such a nonsensical thing as contracting a cold be true!

Of course it's because of the virus!

Why are there viruses?Probably some super villain's super power...

Speaking of viruses, you can play the game "Plague Inc.", which is quite interesting.

2.

After watching Avengers IV today, I don't want to talk.I haven't slowed down yet.

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Thanks to the cuties for the overlord tickets and nutrient solution! !

Thanks to the little angels who voted for me or irrigated the nutrient solution~

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Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!