Brother beggar, don't wave to guard the gate

Elery could vaguely remember that when he was lying in bed and drowsy last night, Ronaldo said a few points to him.One is the fastest goal he broke the record, and the other is that Malaga has the record for the shortest time to score five goals.

Scoring five goals in 35 minutes successfully turned the biggest half-time loss into 5:0, so if you want to surpass this record, you must score at least five goals in the second half, faster than 35 minutes.If you fail to score within 35 minutes, you will have to score 6 goals and become the record for the fastest 6 goals.

Anyway, Elery has already figured it out, he must break a certain record in Malaga as revenge!

It is unforgivable to dare to deceive a Greenwald!

Benzema is thinking very seriously about how Malaga deceived Alerico.

There is a good record of others, but Elery himself misunderstood... No, it was Elery who heard it wrong, or maybe it was Ronaldo who said it wrong.How did it end up being Malaga's fault?

Ronaldo kept staring at Benzema before going on the field.He always felt hesitant to speak, and Benzema, who wanted to say something, would say something that would 'hurt' his little Al.

Just now, Little Al cried out because of what Benzema said!

Little Al, who didn't cry on the bed, actually cried because of another man's words... Ronaldo felt that he was being provoked.

Benzema didn't notice Ronaldo's expression about to eat people, but Ronaldo's good brother Kaka had already noticed it.

Kaka firmly grabbed Benzema's arm and shook his head.

Benzema looked at Kaka very puzzled.

"You don't think it's Malaga's fault?"

Benzema nodded.

Kaka sighed for his striker's EQ, and felt that it was not surprising that Benzema was regarded as the backer.

"Mourinho said it was Malaga's fault, are you going to protest the head coach?"

Benzema shook his head immediately.

Against Mourinho?He never thought about it.After finally defeating Higuain and occupying the position of a main striker, what if Mourinho is in a bad mood and gets him down?

"Look at the bosses of the team, Igor, Chris and Sese, don't you think they can't see that this matter has nothing to do with Malaga?"

Benzema thinks that the bosses should be smarter than him, and he must be able to see it. "but……"

"Karim!" Alerike took two steps forward, approached the end of the player tunnel, came to Benzema's side, and patted, "Thank you, brother!"

Benzema:?

"If you hadn't exposed Malaga's conspiracy just now, you would have almost embarrassed me!"

"If it weren't for you, I would never have discovered such a sinister thought!"

"To thank you, brother, let's kick them six goals together in the second half! I will give you an assist!"

Benzema didn't understand Elle Rico's first few words at all.

What sinister intentions, what conspiracy?The record of co-authoring Malaga is placed there, so that Elery can be 'shameful' by breaking the wrong record?

But Benzema still understood Elle Rico's last words.

Oh, assists, goals, ok ok.

Benzema nodded cheerfully.

However, Benzema probably overlooked one thing.

In the player tunnel near the stadium, there are not only Real Madrid players, but also Malaga players.

The pure young people in Malaga don't understand why Real Madrid's No. 14 would say that they have sinister intentions.But the players in Malaga understood that it was Benzema who broke through a "conspiracy" they didn't know about, and then let Elle Rico score them six goals to abuse them...

Kaka pulled Ozil and walked around Benzema to the court as if discussing tactics.

Ozil, who was following Kaka, lowered his head, as if he didn't know anything.In fact, Ozil has already written a new chapter in his heart for the novel "How to Make a Bad Man".

La Liga is a football league that often has big scores.

Compared with Serie A, which is good at defense, it is more relaxed to play, and the goal difference between the two teams rarely exceeds three.But La Liga is different...

Malaga was only beaten 7:0 by Real Madrid at the Bernabeu last season, and lost 7:1 at the Bernabeu this season.

It was agreed to change a group of players, the youth storm, burning blood, and entered the best Malaga in history?

Compared with last season, it has improved by 1 goal?

Think about Real Madrid playing 10:4 with Melilla of West C, the goal difference is 6 goals.Then it was my turn, with a gap of 6 goals, and the Malaga players wanted to cry very much.

In 45 minutes of the second half, their goal was bombarded with 6 goals.

It seems that Real Madrid, which only scored one goal in the first half, was just playing for fun.When they get serious, Malaga can only be defeated.

This Malaga is the best Malaga that is destined to finish fourth in the league this season.However, at this time, the self-confidence of being kicked by Real Madrid is about to disappear.

The victories in the previous league games and the points in La Liga could not heal the scars in the hearts of Malaga players.

With this 7:1 kick, what is there to fight for in the next round?

Can they still hope to return more than seven goals to Real Madrid at home in their own Rose Garden?

Impossible, everything is hopeless.

Malaga's players clearly know that they have left the Copa del Rey game.

And all this was just because of a 45-minute half-time football match, they were lifted up and even the bloody Real Madrid poured 6 goals.

In the second half, Elleric stopped focusing on his own goals, but retreated to the central defender, level with Ramos and Marcelo.It felt like filling in for Pepe who wasn't on the pitch this time around.

The further back the position, the greater the threat of Elerique.

He used his physical advantage to run continuously, turning the game of 11 people on the field into 12 people in Real Madrid.Forward Elle Rico and centre-back Elle Rico.

Of course, this central defender is not in charge of defense.

As long as someone from the opposite side comes, grab the ball immediately, and run without stopping if you grab it.

Eleryk kicked and felt that he needed to do more training.

When guarding the goal, he relies on his talent. As long as his reaction speed is fast enough, he can defend any ball.Brother Beggar, who is invincible in his hand skills and has his own style of palm in this time and space, has a natural advantage in the position of goalkeeper.

As a striker, he relies on his body. He has good physical fitness, runs fast, has strong shooting power, and has a good sense of the ball. As long as he kicks more than a dozen times, he can grasp the angle of shooting power and the final route of the ball. For forwards, it is also unique.

But in the position of central defender, Alerrick still has something to learn.

Elle Rico, who is not very good at his feet, is always a bit uncomfortable in grabbing the ball.The action of grabbing the ball is always too standard, and I am afraid that if the foot is heavy, it will hurt the opposing player.It's just a football game, and Elery doesn't plan to be called a "legless maniac" or something like that.

Allerike, who is interested in the position of central defender, is purely because he can't reach the ball and has to grab this little thing by himself.However, after 'being' a central defender, Ellery felt that it was quite interesting to grab the ball.

It is quite satisfying to watch the opponent's operation be as fierce as a tiger, but the ball reaches his feet, and he turns it into an assist and goal.

It's just that Real Madrid's defenders seem to be keen on scoring goals.If you want to learn defensive skills, who should you turn to?

After the 7-1 game against Malaga, Ale Rico began to pester Real Madrid's defender technical coach and began to learn how to grab the ball.

Elleric discussed it with the technical coach. He didn't want to learn how to defend. He just wanted to grab the ball and run with it.

Technical coach: You can say anything, as long as you can show Mourinho's written notice.

written notice?what is that?

To put it simply, the technical coach is afraid of being blamed by the fans, and the fans blame the goalkeeper for becoming the goalkeeper, and the head coach blames the striker for being the insurance of the defender.The technical coach just wanted a written notice from Mourinho personally agreeing that Ellery can learn the ball-grabbing technique.

When Elle Rico was thinking about how to get Mourinho to agree to this matter.

Malaga players began to satirize a Real Madrid striker on their own design platform.

The Malaga players said that you have the ability to say that we have ulterior motives, and you have the ability to show evidence.

We played well, but suddenly you "stoked apart" a few words and poured so many balls, we are so wronged!

Malaga's players didn't want to find any excuses for their failure. They just wanted to know what evidence the forward who made Malaga blamed!

Even if they die, they will die to understand!

Benzema was suddenly cueed again.

Many Malaga players tweeted Benzema directly.

You have the ability to say that we have ulterior motives, and you have the ability to stand up and say it!Don't hide in there without making a sound!We know you can see.

Benzema: I see it, but it really has nothing to do with me!

Benzema thought about it for a long time, whether to expose it on the Internet, the reason why he abused Malaga was really just the result of Elleric breaking the wrong record and furious under the embarrassment?

If you send it, will anyone believe it?

Kaka comforted Benzema earnestly. He said that the letter must be believed by someone.And the whole of Europe will probably believe it...

After all, Ellery is such a person who can't think with common sense. The fans are used to it, and the fans understand it very well.

But the question is, who told Eller that he broke the wrong record?

Benzema crying: qaq

I really should carry this pot together?

Elery didn't have time to pay attention to Benzema, who was behind the blame. He wanted to get Mourinho to agree to give him a little ball-grabbing training, preferably a little defender training.

To this end, Elleric wrote a very sincere letter.

After Greenwald's elite education, Ellery's handwriting at least in this life is much better.That handwritten letter made Mourinho feel "pleasing to the eye" at first glance.

But looking at it, Mourinho's face darkened.

"Dear Mr Mourinho,

For personal improvement and development, I hereby apply to you to add a part of guard training.

Hope to approve.

Eloric Greenwald"

It's fine if the letter ends here, and Mourinho just needs to reply, 'Go play, don't dream'.

A good striker, oh no, a good goalkeeper, what kind of defender training do you need?

Do you want to be a doorman like German goalkeeper Neuer?

Isn't it good to be a goalkeeper quietly!

Mourinho suddenly wanted to slap himself. Why did he think that being a goalkeeper is good?

Then Mourinho saw Elle Rico added a sentence in the lower left corner of the letter.

"When you want to sell me in the future, you can sell me for the price of goalkeeper + forward + defender! You can sell me for the price that Sir Alex Ferguson sold me, and you can even quote an extra transfer fee for one position!"

"This shows that you are a super invincible world-class good coach who can develop the potential of players better than Sir Alex Ferguson!"

"You tapped another possibility in me and made me unique in the world—a goalkeeper!"

Mourinho: Head hurts

The author has something to say: 1.

Elric Greenwald, who only uses words like super invincible: goalkeeper!This word was created for me!

2.

To be honest, I play goalkeeper and goalkeeper, and the input method has associations.

The goal guard... there is really no orz.

3.

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