Brother beggar, don't wave to guard the gate

When watching Elle Rico warming up on the Bernabeu, Mourinho still couldn't believe that he would let him play because of a few "sweet words" from this brat.

What about the team ban?

What if you agreed not to let him continue to roam?

Why does it always turn into an unpredictable situation every time I face Elric?

Mourinho felt that he had been bewitched by Elle Rico.Maybe this young man from the Greenwald family has superpowers?Like the kind of merman sea monster or something that can make people forget everything and fall into hallucinations just by talking?

It must be so!

Otherwise, it is impossible to explain why he told Ellery that he was not allowed to play in the first 5 minutes, and then slapped himself in the face in front of all the players in the locker room in the next 5 minutes.

Mourinho felt that the players looked at him wrongly today.

They should all think that his brain is broken...

Mourinho doesn't know that one of his big problems is-thinking too much.

The reason why Real Madrid players frequently peek at Mourinho is not at all that they feel that Mourinho's words are inconsistent and they overthrow their own words.They were just thinking about whether Mourinho really liked the "flattering" operation.

Elle Rico, who was going to be punished, was allowed to play after complimenting Mourinho a few words?

Although it was a change of position, it is obvious that Ellery prefers the forward position!

Ramos wished he was 'suspended', and then changed from a defender to a striker and continued to play!In the Copa del Rey last time, the fact that Marcelo was a striker made Ramos envious and jealous.When Marcelo came back from Melilla, Ramos gave him many meals for various reasons before calming down the resentment in his heart.

It's not just Ramos who are guards with knives who are thinking about how to pass the suspension and become forwards.

Even Casillas is starting to think about it.

Last season, his relationship with Mourinho fell below freezing point because of his ex-girlfriend Sarah.Mourinho often used various reasons not to let Cassie play, suspension in the team, poor health, poor state and so on.

If Mourinho likes to be flattered...

Cassie felt that he could still practice the technique of speaking nicely.Then if such and such problems happen again in the future, when Mourinho doesn't want to be the goalkeeper for him, he can still play in a curve!Cassie's father thinks that the position of guard is quite good.

Look at the defenders at Real Madrid, running with the strikers when they strike.When defending, it is almost invisible...

How many times Casey was abandoned in front of the goal by the defenders, how much he wanted to try the 'simple' and 'paddling' position of the defender.

Isn't it just that you are not allowed to use your hands when you see the ball?

Cassie felt that he was fine, as long as he kept reminding himself in his heart that every pass was a return pass from his own player, and he could not catch it with his hands!

To be honest, even Cristiano Ronaldo was tempted by Elleric's method of "exaggerated words" that was accepted by Mourinho.

Ronaldo, who is affectionately called "robot" by his teammates, has worked hard in training and has a solid starting position.However, because he played more games and basically played the whole game every time he played, Ronaldo would be forced to rest by the head coach from time to time.

If the left forward Ronaldo is rested, it would be nice to be replaced by the midfielder Ronaldo!

After all, Ronaldo's midfielder has won the midfielder seat of the best FIFA team!

The thoughts of the teammates turned and turned, but Elery didn't notice that he had already entered the state of talking good things.As long as Mourinho speaks, he will be farted by all kinds of rainbows.

In the bottom of Elerique's heart, I still feel that Mourinho is a bit young.

If the Lord is opposite, Ellery felt that his flattery would be useless.Well, it's also possible that he has known the Sir for seven or eight years. The Sir is already familiar with Elleric's various routines, and he will not be tricked again.

And Mourinho, hey, he is not deeply involved in the world.

Real Madrid's opponent in the one-eighth knockout round of the Copa del Rey this time is Malaga from La Liga.

The Malaga team does not seem to be well-known, and they often hang around in the relegation zone of La Liga.The goal of the season is usually set: not to be relegated.On the basis of relegation, strive for the upper reaches.

However, from last season, Al Thani, a member of the royal family of Qatar, acquired a stake in Malaga and became the chairman of the team.First, Ferreira, the famous coach of Porto, was hired as the head coach of the team, but unfortunately Malaga's performance did not improve.After sacking Ferreira, Malaga hired former Real Madrid coach Manuel Pellegrini.After eliminating a relatively low-level player and introducing powerful factions such as Camacho and Maresca, Malaga achieved great success in the second half of the 10-11 season, that is, at the beginning of 11. Five consecutive victories.In the end, the 11th place in La Liga created a new history for the team in La Liga.

Although the results of Malaga's home team are mediocre, several youth training camps in Malaga have trained some well-known players, such as Juanmi, Gaspar and Portillo.

And this small team also has many La Liga records.

On September 10, 9, in the match against Zaragoza in Malaga, Juanmi broke the record set by Bo Yang at the age of 12 years and 17 days, becoming the youngest goal scorer in La Liga and the youngest scored twice.

In the same game against Zaragoza, Malaga's players scored five goals in 35 minutes, setting a record for the shortest time to score five goals.

You know, in the last match between Real Madrid and the West C team Melilla, Elle Rico and Ronaldo took turns to show off their skills, scoring various fancy goals and scoring a big score of 10:4. Can score 35 goals in 5 minutes.

Malaga's third La Liga record is the record for the fastest goal.Malaga's players once scored a goal in just 8 seconds of the opening time of the game.

Ronaldo often popularizes football-related content to his lover who is sleeping next to him before going to bed.

Elleric's 'ignorance' of football can no longer shock Ronaldo.But Ronaldo is always afraid that his lover will scare the media and fans, so he will definitely spend some time before the game to popularize the opponent's knowledge to Elery.

Normally, Ellery would often fall asleep after listening to it.

Bedtime stories, just listen to them and fall asleep!

If Elleric fell asleep, Ronaldo would raise his hand, cover the quilt for Elleric, then turn off the lamp, and fall asleep with his lover in his arms.

But last night when Ronaldo talked about Malaga's fastest scoring record, the eyes of Elle Rico, who was already in a daze and was about to fall asleep, lit up instantly.

"Is there still a record of this?"

"...every league has a record for the fastest goal."

Elery nodded half understanding, because the biological clock of going to bed early and getting up early with Ronaldo made his brain run a little slow.

"Then why I never knew there was such a record... No one told me at Manchester United, and no one told me at Real Madrid."

Ronaldo thought for a while, "Probably because you have never broken such a record."

Although what Ronaldo said was very direct, Ellery didn't find it harsh, but felt that it made sense.

Ellery thought that if he really broke the record for the fastest goal, the reporters would tell him the next day's news.Since he has never seen such news or received such an interview, it must be that he has not broken the record.

break the record...

It sounds very tempting.

Elleric stretched out his head, kissed Ronaldo's lips, then quickly retracted under the quilt and closed his eyes.

Recharge your batteries!Try to break the record!

Ronaldo, who was teased: ...

Forget it, the game is important.

No energy wasted the night before the race.

Real Madrid's home game against Malaga is about to start soon. The referee notifies the captains of both sides to come and guess the heads of the coin to decide which team will choose the priority to serve or choose the side first.

Elleric, who usually has no interest in guessing coins, and doesn't even bother to look at them, is no longer 'following the situation' this time.In this game, Mourinho sent Casillas as Real Madrid's starting goalkeeper, and also brought a little classmate Grant as a substitute goalkeeper.

Of course, Grant's chances of playing are infinitely close to zero.

Cassie's saves have always been relatively stable, and he rarely makes extreme saves or various tricks, which also reduces the possibility of Cassie getting injured during the game.As long as Cassie starts, there is basically no substitute goalkeeper.

Mourinho brought Grant, the little g player, just to let him feel the competition.

Grant actually didn't understand why Mourinho took him with him in this game. Even if Cassie's father was injured, he just needed to change Eleryk's jersey and put him in front of the goal.

What Mourinho thought in his heart was that if he agreed to ban the game, since the striker cannot be banned, he should really ban Elle Rico's goalkeeper anyway!

Even if Cassie is injured, let Grant be the goalkeeper, and don't give Elleric any chance!

Elle Rico: Hee hee hee, Mourinho Saigao!

When Cassie and Malaga's captain were guessing coins, Elleric leaned over, folded his hands and clasped them together, as if praying to the gods.

Although the game hadn't officially started yet, the live broadcast was already focused on the two captains and the referee who were guessing coins, as well as Elric who was leaning on Cassie.

The viewers and netizens who watched the live broadcast saw Elleric's 'praying to heaven' action, and couldn't help but start to wonder.

Isn't Real Madrid playing against Malaga, a mid-tier La Liga player this time?

The Malaga team, since its establishment, has had its biggest home defeat when it was kicked 63:0 by Barcelona in 7 (Malaga first).The biggest away loss was last year, in 11, when it was kicked 7:0 by Real Madrid at the Bernabeu (Real Madrid first).

Against such a team, does Ellery still need to pray?

Could it be that many Real Madrid players are unable to play due to various injuries?

Not only the fans, but even the on-site commentary looked over Real Madrid's latest starting lineup announced an hour ago, most of them are the main players.Real Madrid's main force is playing Malaga at home, do you still need to pray?

The on-site commentator took out his mobile phone and looked at Elleric's Twitter under the barrage prompts from netizens.

I actually found out that half an hour before the start of the game, about the time before the warm-up started, and when he was about to come out of the locker room, Elleric reposted a fish.

Why retweet a picture of a fish?A bright red fish?What's the point?

I haven’t seen him for a long time, and the lip-talking master used the barrage to give you a popular science, the ancient Chinese koi culture.As a well-known detective who can decipher codes at Suzhou Wharf and can play mahjong, Sherlock Holmes explained why Eleryk forwarded a fish with his fast typing speed.

So, did Ellery really pray for various blessings before the match against Malaga?

It doesn't make sense!

Seeing that the referee was about to toss a coin, Ellery put his hands over Cassie's shoulders, put his head next to Cassie's, and swallowed nervously.

Seeing his little Al hang on Cassie's body like this, just for the coin guessing that only the captain can participate in!

Ronaldo thinks it's time to grab the position of Real Madrid's captain on the field.

This is probably what it looks like to be crowned a confidante in a fit of anger.

Probably no one would have guessed that the dispute over the captain of Real Madrid that happened later was due to this incident.

Before the referee tossed the coin, Casey guessed it was heads.

So from the moment the referee tossed the coin, Ellery was always beside Cassie's head, saying 'heads', 'heads', 'heads'.The tone became more intense each time, and the voice became louder each time.

When the referee opened his hand and showed the coin on the back of his left hand, Ellery excitedly jumped up holding Casillas.

Cassie:? ? ?

I just guessed the coin, why is Elery so happy as if he won the game?what's going on?

Casey chose Real Madrid's priority kick-off amid Elleric's excited urging.

Elleric, who was standing by the line of scrimmage, took a deep breath.

Eleryk first glanced at Ronaldo who was about to kick off, and winked at him.

Ronaldo understood very well what his lover wanted to do, and nodded at that 'wink'.

In order to break the record, Ellery even flew Lord Bao over the Bernabéu stadium. Using Master Bao's eagle-eye mode, he judged a line that was most likely to shoot directly without touching any defender's body.

With a beep, the referee blew the whistle for the game.

Ronaldo spotted Elle Rico's position and passed the ball directly to the front right.

Allerike kicked the ball out immediately.

This shot caused a wave of wind and went straight to the upper right corner of Malaga's goal. Before the goalkeeper could react, he scored the goal.

In order to avoid reporters giving a strange name to the ball that was destined to break the record after the game, the moment Ellery kicked it, it was as if the protagonist in a comic who used a trick would definitely call out the trick. shouted:

"Super invincible super sea tornado!"

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Alerico: I think it's a great name!

Ronaldo: As long as you are happy.

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