Brother beggar, don't wave to guard the gate

"We can celebrate by taking off our pants after scoring a goal!" Ellery said excitedly.

"I reject."

Ronaldo said that although he usually endorses CK, he dared to appear on the cover of a magazine with only a pair of underwear on for the whole world to see.But during a race, take your pants off?Showing the tights inside?

Forget it, he still wants this face and a tall, rich and handsome person.

After rejecting a 'suggestion' from Elle Rico, Ronaldo failed to reject his lover's second suggestion in the end. The two wrote and drew on their clothes for a long time, and finally went to the stadium before the game started.

Everyone else went home for vacation, and Ronaldo is the captain of Real Madrid this time.

There is no way, there are no tigers in the mountains, so I can't let Elery as the captain, Mourinho doesn't want to have a myocardial infarction at such a young age.

The head coach of Melilla has studied many games of Real Madrid this season and found that as long as Elle Rico is on the court, if Real Madrid chooses the right to serve when guessing the coin, then there will be a high probability that the opening will be 1. Minutes or so fast break goal.

So before guessing the coin, the head coach made an agreement with Melilla's captain. If they win the guess, they must choose the right to serve, so as not to be attacked and lose the ball directly.

Things like guessing coins are guessed by the referee after tossing them. There is no way to cheat, so it can only rely on luck.

If Ellery could do it himself, he could use his eyesight to judge which side of the coin that was flying in the air would end up.However, Ronaldo was the captain who was in charge of guessing the coin, so he just guessed a side.

Fortunately, Ronaldo guessed right, he glanced at Elle Rico, and then chose the right to serve.

Sometimes due to tactical needs, or the situation of the turf in certain half courts, whether it is backlit or not, etc., it is advantageous to play in a certain half court first.The race was well timed, with the winter sun overhead, causing no light disturbances.So it doesn't matter to Real Madrid which side they choose to kick off.

It's better to get the right to serve and start the fast break directly.

Without the right to serve, Melilla's players became more vigilant.

The coach has repeatedly emphasized the threat of Real Madrid's fast break.

But some things are always unpredictable.

The moment the whistle blew for the start of the game, Ronaldo tapped the football lightly with his left foot, allowing the ball to pass between the feet of Melilla's striker and to Ayler who ran forward a few steps Rico's feet.

Ellery received the ball, smiled brightly at the players rushing towards him, did not relax his feet, provoked the football to mid-air, and then directly found a gap and volleyed.

The record for the fastest goal in the Copa del Rey was born just 25 seconds into the game.

After Elle Rico scored the goal, he immediately rolled up the sleeve of his left hand and ran towards the sidelines while rolling.

Finally, Ellery rolled up the sleeves of his first jersey to the elbow, revealing the same white long-sleeved jersey inside, pointed to the words on the jersey, and stretched out his arms to Mourinho who was standing on the sidelines. Oh look.

【2010-2011 King's Cup】

Mourinho is a head coach who is easily excited when watching the game.When other coaches see a goal, at most they wave their hands vigorously, or hug the people around them.Mourinho sometimes ran around the field when he was excited, or slid onto the field, as if he was the one who scored the goal.

Such a head coach who likes "eye-catching", just froze for a moment when he saw the fastest goal in the King's Cup, and applauded calmly.

In Mourinho's view, it is normal for Real Madrid to score a goal. If the goal is a little faster, then he has been slightly taken aback to show respect!

What Mourinho didn't expect was that Elery ran towards him with his left arm raised.

Mourinho's first reaction was: arm injury?

No way, Melilla has injured Elleric in the first round for a week, can he still hurt another person in the second round?

As Elleric ran closer and closer, Mourinho saw the big words written in marker on the white jersey on Elleric's arm.

Copa del Rey in 11?What's the meaning?

After finding out that Mourinho saw clearly, Ellery immediately turned around and ran back to the field, obediently waiting for the kick-off, which confused Mourinho.

What the hell is this silly kid doing?

Melilla was stunned by this 25-second goal, and he was a little confused when he kicked off.

Seeing such a good opportunity, Ronaldo immediately snatched the ball and took the ball back from Melilla's players.

Ronaldo once again passed the ball to Elle Rico.

Elleric ran rampant in front of Melilla's defenders, knocked a defender away with his body, and shot with his foot.The football flew into Melilla's goal again.

This goal was less than 2 minutes away!

Eleryk began to roll up his right sleeve now, and Eleryk, who raised his right arm, came to Mourinho with ease and showed him the words on his right sleeve.

【2009-2010 Triple Crown】

Mourinho froze for a moment, the 10-year Triple Crown?And the Copa del Rey in the previous 11 years?

He seems to have thought of something.

In the next game, Real Madrid staged a goal battle, and Elle Rico and Ronaldo took turns to capture Melilla's goal.Real Madrid's third goal came from Ronaldo.After scoring a goal, this young man who usually roars after scoring a goal imitated his teammate's "celebration" and began to roll up his sleeves.

Ronaldo's left sleeve reads:

【2008-2009 Double Crown】

The fourth goal revealed that Ronaldo's right sleeve was written [2006-2007 FA Cup]

Many people who are familiar with Mourinho's information should have discovered it. The words on Ronaldo and Elle Rico's clothes are Mourinho's past achievements.

Real Madrid's Copa del Rey in 11, Inter Milan's triple crown came to Europe in 10, the double crown in 09, Mourinho resigned from Chelsea for a year in 08, and won the FA Cup at Chelsea in 07.

After scoring four goals, Real Madrid's forward and goal forward were not satisfied and continued to attack.

And I always feel that their offense is a little anxious, as if they are in a hurry.

Ellery has done the math. To complete his "gift" plan, he needs to score 10 goals.A game lasts 90 minutes, and it takes an average of 9 minutes to score a goal. It sounds scary, but Ellery plans to challenge it.

Fortunately, his lover also has a very high interest in this challenge.

Ronaldo will never refuse to score.

Two people score one point, and one person has almost five goals, which can be regarded as the amount that can be accomplished. At most, he shoots a little too much, and his legs may be weak at night.

Well, if the legs are weak, I wonder if Little Al is willing to take the initiative?Change position, change posture?

Ronaldo became excited when he thought about it, ran fast with the ball, and shot with his muscular instinct.

When he found out that the ball had been scored, Ronaldo was a little embarrassed...

According to the sequence revealed just now, it will be 05-06, but the message of 06 is in his... socks.

Ronaldo, who couldn't write on his arms and didn't want to take off his pants to celebrate, chose the layer written on the inside of his socks.

Before the game, he put on his socks neatly, covering the line of words, and now he is going to reveal it.

Ronaldo went to the side of the stadium and squatted down on the Real Madrid coach's bench, pushed back the socks on his left leg, turned out the words written on the inside, stretched his legs sideways, and showed Mourinho .

During the game, players are basically not allowed to leave the court. Of course, it also depends on the occasion and the mood of the referee.

In order to avoid getting a card, Ronaldo stood with most of his body on the court, stretched out a long leg, and stretched hard in front of Mourinho.

Mourinho: No need to stretch, I saw it.

Even if you can't see it, you can guess what is written on it.

【05-06 Premier League Championship】

The following plot was just as Elery could have imagined. He and Ronaldo scored goals back and forth, and Real Madrid's gate was also bombed by Melilla players.

On the sixth goal, Elleric rushed to Ronaldo, helped Ronaldo take off his socks, and lifted them to the coaching bench of Real Madrid.

For the seventh goal, Ellery opened up his shorts and flipped the side of his long johns from the position almost to the knee to the position near the broken thigh.

It says [04-05 Premier League Champion]

In the two years since Mourinho came to Chelsea, he defended the Premier League title and successfully completed the record of defending the Premier League title that Wenger had thought of for many years.Since then, people from all walks of life in the UK have often compared Mourinho with Sir Alex Ferguson, leaving Wenger in the second echelon.

Ellery likes to wear longer shorts.Other people's shorts may only reach the middle of the thigh. His shorts told the manufacturer when they were ordered that they should reach about 5 centimeters above the knee.In addition to Elric's long legs, the length from the knee to the middle of the thigh is relatively long, and the group of more than 20 centimeters is enough to write so many words.

To be honest, there is more content than what can be written on Ronaldo's socks.

It's just that Ronaldo only needs to stretch his calf out of the field to show Mourinho.

Elery had to work hard to lift his legs and show Mourinho his thighs.

Mourinho covered his forehead.

I really don't need to look any more, okay?

He already knew what these two brats were going to say!

Isn't it the merits that belong to him!What catches your eyes!

Elleric's right trousers read "03-04 Strongest Dark Horse Champions League Champion".

After the 'limbs' of these two men were all displayed, Real Madrid had already led 8:3.

Elleric and Ronaldo both began to breathe a little.In this game, in order to score goals, both of them increased their running distance a lot, not only as forwards, but more often as midfielders for each other, responsible for grabbing and making the ball.

Occasionally, Ronaldo also acts as a defender, and Elleric also runs back to be a goalkeeper.

The effective running distance of these two people should have exceeded 2000 meters, which is about twice the running distance of an ordinary striker in a game.

Usually midfielders can run [-] meters a game, but strikers rarely reach this data.

If it weren't for Elle Rico and Ronaldo's better bodies and stronger endurance, they might have been paralyzed on the grass.

Elleric's mind was full of energy supporting him, he was still two goals away, and he still had two sentences to say!

The hole I dug myself must be completed no matter what.

This strength allowed Elle Rico to score Real Madrid's ninth goal of the game.

After scoring the goal, Ellery jumped on Ronaldo, hugged Ronaldo, and began to take off Ronaldo's clothes with both hands.

Ronaldo: Wait, don't...so many people are watching!

"I'll take it off myself!" After deliberating for a few seconds, and when the jersey had been pulled to his chest, Ronaldo managed to stop Elle Rico.

Eleryk blinked and sighed.

The rules say that if a player takes off his jersey by himself, the referee can issue cards according to the situation, but it doesn't say that teammates need to deal cards when they help take off their jersey.

It's all because Ronaldo is too shy, otherwise I helped him take it off and avoided the yellow card, how great!

Ronaldo didn't really take off his jersey, he just lifted his outer jersey, revealing the sweat-soaked jersey inside.Even the words written on the marker pen are starting to get a little blurry.

Fortunately, the temperature in Madrid near Christmas is suitable, and it is not too hot to wear two jerseys, otherwise Ronaldo would have been unable to take it off.

Some vague words are written like this.

[2002-2003 Portuguese League Champion, Portuguese Cup Champion, European Cup Champion.The dragon soars here. 】

Mourinho sat on the sidelines with no expression on his face, pursing his lips hard.

Even when Karanka asked if he wanted to replace the two people who were obviously exhausted and physically exhausted, Mourinho did not give any response.

Sitting on the coach's bench, Mourinho, like a statue, saw the words on Elle Rico's chest in the last minute of the game.

【2011-now】

【What do you want? 】

The moment the whistle blew, Elle Rico and Ronaldo took off their jerseys together, revealing the words behind them.

It was said to Mourinho, to Karanka, and to all the fans.

Merry Christmas!

happy New Year!

And

We want the Triple Crown!

Mourinho, who has been indifferent, lowered his head and buried his face in the palms of his hands.

It can be seen in the live footage that some crystal clear liquid seems to flow from the fingers.

Sir Ferguson turned off the TV and said to Mrs. Cathy who was watching TV with him.

"I'm jealous."

"Make more eel jelly for the Christmas dinner, and eat those brats to death!"

The author has something to say: 1.

Today I was finally able to post on time at 21:[-]!

Give yourself a round of applause.

It was supposed to work yesterday... but my mother's mobile phone had a temporary problem, so I helped her fix it for a while ╮(╯_╰)╭

2.

Elleric took off Ronaldo's shirt [expertly] and wanted to take off his pants.

C Luo:! ! ! !Still on the pitch!

Fans: Hahahaha this way of celebrating is so special!

3.

Thank you cuties~~~~

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