Brother beggar, don't wave to guard the gate

Player g stared at the ball in his arms, feeling that the eyes of the whole world were on him.

From Real Madrid teammates, from rival Melilla, and the fans watching the live broadcast from the camera.

In fact, this is his delusion.

All eyes focused on the man behind player g who was 'hugging' him.

Elleric's idea is actually very simple.

He still remembers when he was playing at Manchester United, when Smalling held him to prevent him from going out of the penalty area, the referee gave an indifferent judgment.

It's okay for a defender to hug his goalkeeper around the waist, so it should be okay for him to hug the g player.

Anyway, his hand didn't touch the ball, but just touched the elbow of his own player, so it can't be counted as a foul.

In fact, this is not really a foul.

There has never been a foul for one's own players interfering with the goalkeeper and the friction between one's own players.Of course, if you fight directly on the field, it won't work.

There was once a game where, because of a conflict between one's own players, he shot more than a dozen goals at his own goal, and all of them were ruled invalid.

So when faced with the scene of Elleric's amazing [Puppet Art] just now, the referee could only keep his facial expression very calm, and silently picked up his whistle from the grass.

He was too excited to see this scene just now, and the right hand holding the whistle accidentally pulled the whistle off his neck with excessive force...

Don't talk about the referee, seeing the wonderful save just now, I don't know how many people missed and broke something.

Mourinho was leisurely on the balcony of the hotel, basking in the sun.

The pad that was playing the game was placed on Xiaoyang's table, and Mourinho watched the game casually.

When Mourinho saw the save just like the classic scene of the Titanic appeared, he squirted out a mouthful of soda water.

Mourinho held the pad and continued to stare at the screen, unable to take his eyes off the screen, but he had already stood up, went to the bedside and took out a few pieces of paper to wipe off the water stains on his body.

Mourinho is now extremely grateful that he chose to pretend to be drunk.If not, if he was on the field at this time and witnessed this scene with his own eyes, he might really need a quick-acting heart-relief pill.

Kalanka, you are a tough guy, I believe you can hold on!

Mourinho secretly cheered up his assistant coach, and spent a few more seconds complaining about the trouble Sir Alex Ferguson left behind for the nth time in his heart.

Sir Alex Ferguson, who was missed by Mourinho, happened to be watching the game.

Ferguson retired at home, and it is no longer like before. He has to watch many teams' games and study various players and team tactics.He is now watching the games of the two teams, and he never misses every game.One is Manchester United, and occasionally Ferguson will go to the scene to watch the game.The other one is Real Madrid.

If the game time between Real Madrid and Manchester United collided, Ferguson would choose to watch the Real Madrid game.

It's useless to watch Manchester United. If the comparison is not good, do it in a hurry, and you can't go to the locker room to scold them.

But watching Real Madrid is different. Watching Real Madrid games will make Sir Alex very happy.Every day, I always hope that Elery can make some troubles. Every game, I want to see Mourinho's black and white face.

As long as he saw Mourinho's expression, Sir Alex Ferguson felt 'cool' from the bottom of his heart.

Seeing Elleric's assisted saving method just now, the Sir laughed very loudly, and slapped the table vigorously, making Mrs. Cathy, who was watering the garden, go back to the room to take a look.

The reason why Sir Alex Ferguson gradually restrained his laughter was that he remembered that Mourinho was resting in the hotel because he was 'unwell' during this game!

It's a pity that I can't see the scene where the old opponent is angry and stupid, tsk tsk.

"Isn't this a foul? Is it really not a foul?" Ramos pointed at the slow-motion camera, his voice cracked with surprise.

Ozil carefully recalled the rules of football, as if he had never seen this type of foul penalty.

"No foul, Elle Rico's body didn't touch the ball. It's not a handball foul. It's not a goalkeeper foul on a pass back." Casey made the final decision.

Although Cassie was so sure, he didn't expect that there was such a way of guarding the goal.

"Then can I also try to be a goalkeeper?" Pepe shook her head, imagining the scene in his words.

"Don't think about it, this way of guarding the goal is equivalent to two people guarding the goal, and a position is forcibly abolished. No head coach will allow it..." Alonso was calmer and pointed out the disadvantages of this method.

That is to say, to deal with a low-level team like Melilla, Real Madrid can send a striker of the b team to guard the goal, so as to give Alerico the space to perform this "puppet technique".

Elery didn't have time to pay attention to how many heated discussions his actions had aroused, and what kind of frenzy he had set off on the Internet.

Anyway, the referee didn't call a foul, which means that the save was effective.

Since the defense is effective, why not start a fast break.

Ellery lowered his voice, leaned close to Player G's ear and said, "Throw the ball vigorously." Then he let go of Player G, and ran out quickly.

It was the first time for player g to be whispered in his ear by a man, and he suddenly woke up with a jolt.

Regardless of the football in his arms that he couldn't believe until now, he threw it straight out.

Because of his excellent defensive secrets, Elery finally touched football!

After receiving the goalkeeper's hand throw, Allerike started running.

He threw off Melilla's offensive players, bypassed Melilla's defensive players, and then used a bicycle like a copy-and-paste Ronaldo stunt to easily sway Marcelo who was trying to grab the ball. Volley, let the football fly into Melilla's net.

The football spun rapidly in the net, struggled, rolled a small piece of the net, and finally fell into the net 'reluctantly'.

Ellerico turned his head and stared at Marcelo who was trying to tackle and bring him down.

"Why does the team pet you?"

Marcelo let out a 'huh', and then carefully looked at Elrico's jersey, "Oh, we are teammates!"

Marcelo said that he has been in Melilla's half for so long that he almost thought he was a defender here!

Ellerico squinted at Marcelo, who was smiling and apologetic.

He didn't believe the team favorite's explanation at all.

Marcelo must have wanted to snatch the ball from him just now, and then shoot himself!

I didn't expect Marcelo to become such a thief!It must have been instilled with bad ideas by Ramos!

Elleric's attack was like flowing water, and when Marcelo tackled the ball, Elleric paused for a while.

While many fans watching the live broadcast were still arguing and swiping their screens for the miraculous defensive move just now, Ellery had already scored a goal quickly.

Real Madrid lead Melilla 5:2.

Ellery, who thought he could see through everything, reluctantly accepted Marcelo's celebratory hug, then hugged Ronaldo who was rushing towards him, and smiled at Kaka who was looking at him from afar.

C Ronaldo didn't let go of holding Ellery, and muttered, "When the game is over, the hug photos of you and G will be swiping the screen."

"You're thinking too much," Elleri touched Ronaldo's moist hair and wiped a lot of wax-free hair, and then wiped on Ronaldo's sweat-soaked back jersey, "don't wait for the game It's over, I guess the screen has been swiped by now."

Ronaldo: I don't feel comforted! !

Elery raised his eyebrows, a little helpless.

My little yellow chicken, oh no, why does the silkie love to act like a baby?

He used to be a crybaby, but now he loves acting like a baby, there is no reason why he is called Luo Daihua on the Internet!

Elery comforted his unique cr7, Elery let go of the hand holding Ronaldo, walked behind Ronaldo and hugged him again.

Ronaldo's reaction was very quick, and he immediately opened his hands in cooperation.

Under the gaze of the audience and the camera lens, the two men copied the classic action of the Titanic.

Elleric even hummed the movie's theme song, "My Heart Willon."

It's a pity that the football game shots are all broadcast live, and there is no time to insert any background music.

But it doesn't matter, netizens have already started to make this action into animations and videos.

Marcelo was a little unhappy watching the new celebrations of the two teammates.

This is a two-person celebration!Don't play with him!How can this be?

Marcelo swooped, fell to the ground, and then made a swimming motion on the grass, paddling back and forth with his arms, circling Ronaldo and Elle Rico.

Elle Rico and Ronaldo lowered their heads at the same time, looking at Marcelo at their feet.

"What are you doing, team pet?"

"Don't worry about me, you guys are dating on a boat! I'm just a fish swimming in the sea!"

Eventually jack and rose, with their fish, ended the celebration together and returned to the kick-off point.

Facing the referee with a confused look, Elery remained calm and his expression remained unchanged.

Ronaldo continued to maintain a high-cold personality, and all he could see on his face was his desire for goals and shots.

There seemed to be a never-ending bgm in Marcelo's head, and his head swayed to the rhythm.

Only Kaka smiled embarrassedly at the referee.

The referee understood the group of Real Madrid stars, and none of them could use their brains well!

No matter what the referee thinks, he still has to follow the rules of the game, blow the whistle and continue to kick off.

Hearing the whistle, Elery ran to his own goal again. Anyone with a discerning eye could see that he wanted to repeat the scoring routine just now!

The players in Melilla held their breath for Elleric's undisguised preparation for 'copy and paste'.

Just now they were scored because they were too shocked!

They must let the gold bars in the waves of Real Madrid understand that football is not simply ctrl+c and ctrl+v to score goals!

The same trick is invalid for professional players!

The Melilla players rushed towards Real Madrid's goal angrily, which made player g tremble unconsciously.The moment player g trembled, the football had already been kicked out and flew towards the goal.

At this time, Elery hadn't run behind player g yet.

Facing the opponent's high-speed shot, player g closed his eyes and puffed out his chest, intending to block the goal with his body.

But the football does not touch the body of player g.

Player g opened his eyes, looked behind the net subconsciously, and found that the football was not in the net either.

Could it be that the opponent kicked crookedly and flew out of the range of the goal frame?

Player g missed a frame because he closed his eyes.

Eleryk jumped up high. He was already 199cm tall, and with the jumping ability given to him by his strong legs, he jumped almost to a height of three meters.

Ellery blocked the shot directly in the air.

The high-speed flying football hit Elric's forehead and was ejected.

After Eleryk fell from the sky, he didn't have time to stay at all, and chased directly towards the football.

Fortunately, it was a Real Madrid midfielder who received the ball.

Seeing Elleric rushing towards them with an obvious red spot on his forehead, the midfielder A, who is always a substitute on weekdays, directly passed the ball to the boss.

Ele Rick started sprinting with the ball again.

This time without Marcelo's obstruction, Eleri went straight to Melilla's goal, raised his right foot, and shot towards the top left of the goal.

Real Madrid lead Melilla 6:2.

After scoring the goal, Ellery touched his bulging forehead and blinked, looking a little helpless.

Who said the human skull is the hardest?It doesn't hurt to play football anywhere, but why does it swell up when you kick it on your forehead?

Elleric looked at Ronaldo who was running towards him, with an expression of excitement and celebration at first, but it turned into worry as he ran.

"Al, are you okay?"

"are you OK?"

"Al, can you hear me?"

"Team doctor! Team doctor!"

Cristiano Ronaldo yelled and waved to the bench, and wanted to sit down with Ele Rick.

Elleric grabbed Ronaldo's hand, stood straight on the grass, turned his head and said to the Melilla players who seemed to want to surround him, "It turns out! Copy and paste is effective !"

Melilla players: Fuck, who made the complaint just now?

Kaka, who wanted to rush off to help carry the stretcher: ...don't be jealous at this time!

c Luo Ke couldn't wait for the team doctor, and found that Elerike didn't have any fractures, but was dizzy, and he might have some slight concussion. After that, he carefully carried Elerike on his back and planned to walk off the field directly.

"Chris, you've become two."

"Hey, it's because I just copied and pasted too fast, and several Chriss were pasted out."

"I see that there are several goals in the net, can I count how many more?"

"Shut up, or you won't be counted on this!" Ronaldo ruthlessly complained while turning his back on Ellery.

"??" Ellery pushed Ronaldo away, and walked back to the kick-off point step by step, "I'm done, really, let's kick off, I will score a few more before the end."

"You still have a big swelling on your forehead..." Marcelo swallowed, looked at Ronaldo and then at Elle Rico, not knowing who to help.

"Don't be afraid, my real body is actually a unicorn, this is just my horn."

The referee who watched for a long time finally couldn't take it anymore: "Go down, or I will send you a red card and send you down."

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