Brother beggar, don't wave to guard the gate

After the game, Elle Rico heard that his first goal in La Liga was "stolen" as a beauty trick, and he felt a little uncomfortable.

Elery felt that he was indeed a beauty, but he scored goals with his strength!

If you have to say that there is something other than strength to help, it is probably the height difference.

Barcelona's players are so short, can you blame him for not being able to grab the high ball?

But it's not yet after the game, and Ellery hasn't heard the 'rumours' about his goal.

After scoring the goal, Ellery looked at Messi with a smile on his face when he just took back the little hand that was holding his clothes.

"Hey hey hey."

Messi, who was a little embarrassed by the little action just now, blushed.

Seeing Messi's reaction, Elleric let out another 'hey'.

Although he didn't speak, Messi felt that Elle Rico's laughter was not because of the goal, but because of the slow motion replay on the big screen.

In the picture, next to the high-jumping Elle Rico is Messi, who is too lazy to jump, tugging at the corner of Elle Rico's clothes.

If you look at it purely from the height, it looks like a little boy who is holding on to the hem of his father's clothes and dare not let go.

Ellery looked at the big screen, couldn't help but reached out and touched Messi's head, and got up "hehehe" for the third time.

With a wave of his hand, Messi opened the palm on his head.

Ellery didn't care, turned around and gave Benzema who assisted him a thumbs up, then took two steps, hugged him and ran towards him, but stopped because he disliked Messi Ronaldo.

"Don't touch Messi's head, you will be infected by him and you will not grow taller!" Ronaldo hugged Elle Rico, his voice was a little muffled.

Messi: I can hear you!I can understand it too!

Ronaldo gave an 'oh', saying that he would respect Messi next time, and then spoke in English that Messi couldn't understand.

Messi:? ? ?Is this what you mean?

Elery felt that he didn't need to grow any taller, but he still listened to what his lover said.

Thinking that Elle Rico, who couldn't favor one another, patted Ronaldo's head casually.

Hmm... The texture of this hairspray seems to be a bit different, is it a different brand?

After stroking the two heads, Ellery looked at the referee's meaning, probably not giving him more time to celebrate, so he hurriedly returned to the center line to prepare for the kick-off.

Elleric's mood is indeed very good, but Ronaldo's mood is not so good.

Elleric's goal is not only his first goal in La Liga, but also his first goal in the Super Cup.

At the same time, it also refreshed the fastest goal speed in the Super Cup.

In other words, as long as you mention the Spanish Super Cup in the future, you will mention that in the record of the Super Cup, the fastest goal scored by Real Madrid's Elerike Greenwald in the 11 Super Cup. Goal scored in 56 seconds.

Then after this record, there will be a line of words.Assists: Benzema.

As Barcelona kicked off, Barcelona's counterattack also began.

The ball was firmly locked at the feet of the Barcelona players, and the possession rate began to increase online.

In view of the killing relationship between Barcelona and Real Madrid, Real Madrid's research on Barcelona is quite thorough.

Mourinho has been talking about Barcelona's possible tactics for several days and what to do in the face of Barcelona's attack.

Mourinho did not expect that his team would take the lead at the beginning of the game.When arranging tactics, Mourinho mainly asked the players to pay attention to defense when the ball is at the feet of Barcelona.Don't ignore Messi, let alone let Harvey go.

Now seeing that his team is leading, Mourinho can't wait to tell the players to shrink the formation directly and put a bus in front of the goal.

Unfortunately, he didn't expect such a scene, so Real Madrid's players did not have any practice with a full defensive lineup.Even if Mourinho now asks everyone to return to their own half, without training, the man-to-man tactics will be chaotic, and Barcelona may find an opportunity to take advantage of it.

Now Mourinho can only yell on the sidelines, pay attention to defense!Pay attention to xxx.

There's one thing about Ellery as a striker.

That is to follow the offense when attacking, and run back to the goal when defending.

At first Mourinho thought it was for defense, and praised Elery as being defensively aware.

Elleric accepted the compliment with a smile on his face, without explaining to Mourinho at all.

Defense?

That is impossible.

What is defense?

Ellery was a goalie and not a goalie.Defense that kind of thing, only Neuer likes to do it!

Elery would not compete with the guards for a position at all, he would just run to the door, stand obediently, and stick his hands tightly to the middle seam of the edge of his long johns, as if he was helping to form a human wall.

Of course, this wall, only Elleric is alone.

Anyway, defense is to prevent the opponent from scoring, so as long as you can stand in front of the goal and kick the opponent's ball with your legs, wouldn't it be fine?

Elleric's straightforward thinking can only think of this defensive method.

This was also used at Manchester United.

Mourinho watched Elle Rico standing in front of the goal and basically keeping the same movements as Casey, his eyes fixed on the ball, and his body shook with the transfer of the ball.

Ellery may choose to stand on the right side of the goal.If he was standing in front of the goal, he might be right in front of Casey.

And now, Ele Rick's appearance seems to be eager to say to Cassie, 'The left is yours and the right is mine'.

Looking at such a picture, Mourinho had a headache.

He always felt as if he was watching some doubles match, with one person on the left and right.I have never seen anything like this in football.

Behind Mourinho, the laughter of an old man came again.

Obviously the scene was so lively, 8 people were shouting loudly.But Mourinho just thought he could hear Sir Alex Ferguson laughing.

That laughter seemed to say, 'Boy, you are still very young! '

Mourinho shook his head, put the laughter behind him, stood up and shook his fist, encouraging the Real Madrid players.

Because of the active defense of the players, Barcelona did not find a chance to enter the penalty area.The three mountains in the penalty area looked so stalwart that it was not a group of defenders rushing forward to shoot in normal times.

As soon as Ramos shoveled the ball from Pedro's feet, Villa snatched the ball and passed it to Xavi.

Harvey looked at the situation on the next field, and a diagonal pass was given to Barcelona's No. 8 Iniesta.

Iniesta is young, only one year older than Ronaldo, but his hairline looks about the same height as Rooney.

When Ale Rico read the information of Barcelona players before, he felt that Ronaldo said that he would open a hair transplant shop in Madrid, which was very promising.

It seems that not only the British genes are prone to baldness, but the proportion of players with raised hairlines is so high!

Iniesta is an offensive midfielder. Seeing so many people in the Real Madrid penalty area, Iniesta immediately decided to hit the goal vigorously and tried a long shot.

The football flew towards the far right corner of the goal.

There are a little more people in the penalty area, and Cassie's perspective is somewhat limited.The moment Iniesta shot, Cassie didn't see the direction of the ball. After the football flew past Pepe, Cassie saw the ball and rushed towards the right side of the goal.

Cassie felt that the ball was about to be lost. He took off a bit late, and even if his arms could be fully extended, they were not long enough for his hands to touch the football.

Will it be equalized soon after leading?

Elery jumped up obliquely, directly pushing the football high.

There are too many people in the penalty area. If Ellery can use his head to buckle the football down, it may hit the leg of an unknown player. Maybe there will be a wonderful ejection, which will cause Barcelona to score a goal or an own goal.

So Ellery can choose to head the ball like a seal, directly head the ball high, and then at the moment when Messi is waiting for a supplementary shot, he jumps up again, shakes his head, and passes the ball from the air to outside the penalty area. Zill's feet.

During the whole process of these two jumps, Ellery kept his hands tightly covering the middle seam of his trousers, seemingly jumping straight up and falling straight down.

If the former action may be more like a seal heading the ball, the latter take-off looks a bit like a zombie jump.

There is no way, if you accidentally touch the ball with your hand in the penalty area, it is tantamount to sending Barcelona a penalty kick.

Moreover, the hand sticks to the pants, which also prevents someone from falling tactically in the penalty area and getting a penalty kick.

After Ellery finished passing the ball with his head, he looked at Messi who threw himself into his arms again in order to shoot, and couldn't help but slapped the opponent's head.

Ellery carried out the eight-character mantra of rubbing his head: run away when you are finished, and never stay.

The football that just arrived at Ozil's feet has been passed to Ronaldo. Ronaldo dribbled the ball directly, and quickly attacked Barcelona's goal from the wing.

Puyol rushed towards Ronaldo head-on, Ronaldo speeded up, and a bicycle bypassed Puyol, only to find Pique on his right side preparing to put a shovel.

At this time, the distance between Benzema and Ronaldo is relatively far, and they are also stared at by Barcelona's defenders. Even if they can receive the pass, they don't have a good chance.

"Chris!"

The moment he heard this sound, Ronaldo knocked the football to the right back with his heel, jumped up and avoided Pique's flying shovel, but he fell to the ground and rolled around because of Pique's collision.

Players have learned and practiced how to roll their bodies when they fall, so that they can unload more force to protect themselves.

Some players also use rolling methods to try to arouse the distress of the referee and obtain more favorable penalties.

But now Ronaldo has no intention of rolling two more laps and sending Pique a yellow card.

Cristiano Ronaldo, who fell next to Pique, just rolled around. After judging that his body was not injured, he immediately raised his head from the prone position, watching Elery, who received his pass, directly on the ground. Near the center line, a long shot flew towards Barcelona's gate.

Barcelona's goalkeeper Valdez, the goalkeeper who was shot through the net twice by Elle Rico in the Champions League final in the first three months, once again saw Elle Rico's heavy artillery, he was a little heartbroken trembling.

Ellerico's shot was a little far away, giving Valdés some time to judge the direction of the ball, and Valdés was right.

He jumped in the right direction, stretching his arms and spreading his fingers, trying to get them to touch the football and change its direction.

And he did.

It's just that this naughty football, spinning under the force deliberately added by Elleric when he shot, was intercepted and paused after touching Valdez's finger.

If someone blinks at this time, they will find that the ball has entered the goal.

And if you use slow motion, you will find that under the touch of Valdez, the football jumped around Valdez's palm after spinning for a few tenths of a second at the fingertips, and flew into the Barcelona goal.

Just 5 minutes into the first half, Real Madrid led Barcelona 2:0.

Seeing this scene, C Luo got up from the grass with a wheel.

I was lying on my stomach just now because I thought that if the goal was missed, at least the referee should give Pique a warning.The flying shovel just now, the height of Pique's feet, if Ronaldo hadn't jumped up to avoid it, he might have directly touched Ronaldo's calf.This kind of tackle action against the person and not the ball is obviously a foul.

But since all the goals have been scored, Ronaldo doesn't expect the referee to issue an additional warning.

This is not a basketball game. If the defensive team fouls, the offensive team can make up a free throw after scoring a goal.

Ronaldo rushed towards Ellery.

He hugged Alerico tightly, and patted Alerico's back vigorously.

Then Ronaldo raised his head and held Elle Rico's head in both hands, looking as if he was going to learn from his predecessors and have a passionate kiss on the court.

With a sound of 'snap', Ozil jumped onto Alerico's body, with his legs sandwiching Alerico's waist, and his hands hugging Alerico's neck.

With a bang, Ramos hugged him too.

Then one after another, with the sound of duangduang, the players of Real Madrid rushed towards Ale Rico one by one.

Finally Elery couldn't hold it anymore, he glanced at Ronaldo in front of him, and then at Ozil hanging behind him.

Eleryk has a difficult decision to make.

He blinked at Ronaldo, and after being stunned for a moment, Ronaldo nodded slightly, agreeing to Elleric's idea.

Then Ronaldo turned around in coordination with Elleric, lay down on the back, and let the Real Madrid teammates lie on his body and start stacking Arhats.

The celebrating crowd pressed down on Ozil, who was lying in the innermost part.

Ronaldo: Humph, let that guy Ozil come over to join in the fun, ruining his "kissing" plan. 'Pressing' won't kill him.

Ozil, who was at the bottom, was out of breath, shouting for help,

"Stop pressing..."

"I'm about to vomit..."

Since then, Ozil has not only suffered from the phobia of rowing against the wall, but also suffered from a disease called 'fear as soon as celebration'.

At this time, Elerike lay on Ozil's body without any apology, holding Ronaldo in his arms, with a very comfortable expression, completely ignoring the weight of the eight people on him.

Elleric's thinking has drifted, what should be the name of this goal?

I hope that the reporters of La Liga have some talent and choose a nice name!

Ozil: qaq saves children

The author has something to say: 1.

Ronaldo: The kiss plan failed!Blame Ozil!

2.

Mourinho: Sorry, we have 2 goalkeepers.

3.

Sir Alex Ferguson: Ah, I feel really good after retiring!Cool!

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This chapter was put into the manuscript box at 0:37.

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