Brother beggar, don't wave to guard the gate

Unaware that he had been screenshotted by netizens and turned into a potato that was forced to be suspended, Rooney ran back to the goal from the frontcourt from time to time, standing next to his goalkeeper, and spoke plausibly.

"Hey cake, please feed cake, I want to eat cake"

"How did the cola chicken wings last time taste? How about some more tonight?"

"All your goalkeepers have scored. I haven't scored yet. I will be rated as the worst player in the game!"

"Please Elle Rick, give me some biscuits."

Ellery said that he has passed the ball countless times to feed the cake, but Rooney can't eat it, so who can blame him!

In a word, Lu Xiaopang, whose hair loss was getting worse, ran back to the frontcourt sadly, completing the transition from asking for cakes with words to asking for cakes with eyes.

Scored a goal, won the game, and ensured that Elleric, who can get an elbow from Sir Alex Ferguson's house tonight, is still very good to his friends.Every time a goal kick is taken, Elle Rico will first look at Rooney's position.If Rooney is in a good position, the ball must have been passed to Rooney.

As for how Ellery judged Rooney's position...

Elle Rico, who just decided to become an official player yesterday, has all his understanding of the lineup, tactics, and position from the FIFA game.

Yes, even though he practiced with the team at the age of 12, it was just training, and Ellery never took tactical lessons.Even the goalkeeper's technical practice classes are rarely taken.The Little Beggars, who are guarding the goal purely by instinct, said that the goal-keeping ratio in football is quite easy.You can use your palm!As the only sect in the Tang Dynasty who was disarmed by the Ming Cult and could still attack with palms, Ellery was very satisfied with being a beggar gang.

Rooney caught a dozen passes and by the end of the game, none of them had scored.

Rooney looked like a wilted potato when the whistle blew.

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"Don't be so sad, even if I bury you now, I won't gain much from Rooney in the next game." Elery stretched his waist.

The game is finally over. From the beginning of the second half, Sunderland acted as if we couldn't score a goal and we defended strictly. Anyway, the points don't matter to us. It's just the performance of not letting you score again. Almost all the players shrunk to their own half. field.Those who don't know think they are leading or want to keep an average.Seeing Sunderland's tactics, Ferguson laughed angrily. He really didn't see the losing team on the scene and put the bus directly.

With the bus on the opposite side, Manchester United's goalkeeper is bored.Afraid that he would not move and let his body cool down, Eleric, who was easily injured later, even ran around the goal twice from time to time.

Even the camera was afraid that the continuous shooting of Sunderland's half would make the fans sleep. From time to time, it switched to the machine aimed at Elle Rico, taking various screenshots of the fans on the Internet.

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【Little cutie, come and play with me.jpg】

【Little cute running circle.gif】

【He actually leaned against the goal post on the field.avi】

? ?What weird stuff got mixed in?

Rooney walked to the player tunnel with a dejected face, "I don't want to gain a lot of myself, I want to gain a lot of goals."

"Okay, okay, I'll continue to feed you pancakes next time." Ellery let go of his braids, scratched his hair, half-closed his eyes, with a wanton sleepy expression, and followed Rooney to the player tunnel go.

When Rooney heard what Elleric said, he turned around immediately, with tears in his big eyes, and reached out to hold Elerric's hand.

#Lu Xiaopang What are you doing? ?Let go of my house 77#

What happened in the #player tunnel?Who will read my lips? #

#lip language expert said Rooney is saying he loves him#

#? ? ?Confess in public?Cheating and coming out? #

#Look at 77's disgusting little eyes, it's rare to see such a rich expression of 77! #

#已直播【From Little Cute Dislike.jpg】#

#Thanks ls for sharing, custom emoticons have been added#

The best player in this game is a goalkeeper who defends his own goal and successfully lobs the opponent's goal.This distinctive goalkeeper was brought to the post-match press conference by Sir Alex Ferguson.

When the reporters saw that it was Elle Rico who followed Sir Alex, their hand speed exploded in an instant, and the camera's photo button was almost broken.

Elric, who was exposed to the flashlight as soon as he came out, almost squatted and rolled on the spot to return a shot, but then he suppressed his instinctive actions with reason. the flash...

Sir Alex Ferguson has been a famous head coach of the Premier League for so many years, and he has rarely been perfunctorily skipped by reporters during the post-match press conference.

The reporters actually only asked Ferguson a few questions, such as whether he was happy or happy after winning the game, whether he was surprised or not.

Even the most basic and most noteworthy, Manchester United and Chelsea's scores are so tight, they don't even ask if they have confidence in this year's Premier League champions.

Hey hey hey, Premier League champions.Ferguson felt a little bit amused when he thought of this question that the reporters had ignored.Before the game against Sunderland, Ferguson knew that the game between Chelsea and Liverpool was tied 1:1.That is to say, Manchester United's points are now two points higher than Chelsea!As long as Manchester United can win the next last game, then Manchester United will be able to win the Premier League championship for four consecutive years.

What a great coach I am, Ferguson thought as he watched the reporters swarm up to 'siege' his nephew.

Coach Ferguson's nephew was dragging his chin with one hand, resting on his face, looking sleepy, and almost yawned in front of so many cameras.

Netizens watching the live broadcast of the game were also very happy. Although they guessed that Ferguson would bring Elle Rico to the press conference, they were very excited to see Elle Rico walk in.

#77 Looks like I'm sleepy#

#It must be that the game just now consumed too much and was too tired! #

#Just now in the second half he barely touched the ball, where is the consumption? #

#Shh, everyone, don't make noise, let 77 sleep.I'm ready to take a screenshot! #

"Mr. Greenwald, how do you feel about today's game?" A lucky reporter was picked up by the speaker and asked a plain question, which was also a show for the rookie who participated in the post-match press conference for the first time. great opportunity.Basically, you only need to answer this kind of question, um, I think I played well.Well our team played well.Well, the opponent's performance is also good, but we are even better, even if the answer is completed.

But who knew that he dragged his chin, tilted his head and said, "The second half is a bit boring."

The reporters who originally thought that the first opportunity to ask questions was wasted, when they heard Elric's answer, they all raised their heads in unison, and then lowered their heads to write quickly.

Bored for the second half?Is the newcomer despising the black cat Sunderland?Is this questioning the Sunderland coach's tactics of placing the bus in the second half?

"Mr. Greenwald, do you think Sunderland's offensive strength is too weak and boring? Or is it because Sunderland's tactics in the second half made you feel bored? Do you think the head coach of Sunderland has any tactical mistakes? ?” The second reporter who was pointed up moved his mouth like a machine gun, and asked a few questions quickly.

#Journalists are horrible!Actually caught 77 language loopholes! #

#That’s right, 77 was scared! #

#妹纸妈 Please don’t just look at your face, okay?He just said that Sunderland bored him! #

#It was originally a Sunderland tactical problem, my boyfriend fell asleep in the second half!I'm still watching football!Just look at 77! #

Elleric was stunned for a moment, and looked at the reporter in shock, "doyoutonguepush-ups? How can you speak so fast!" (Have you ever done tongue push-ups?)

#puff……#

#我一口一口Coke Woke Up My Sleeping Boyfriend#

#tonguepushup!hhhhh#

Seeing that the reporter's face was a little dark, Elery changed the topic warmly, "I heard Sir Alex said that a reporter can only ask one question at the press conference. You asked me three questions just now, right? Can you choose?" one?"

Brad Chase, the reporter who just asked the question, thought quickly, "Second!"

Ellery nodded, thought for five seconds, and opened his mouth in the eyes of everyone expecting an answer,

"Sorry, I forgot which one the second one is..."

#When I was watching my male god, the screen got wet, but I didn't lick it, I sprayed it...#

#ls said something weird...#

#我想我的男神是一个高冷小微cute, turns out to be a high-cold, cute and cute#

While waiting for the press conference to end, the team bus took them home. The Manchester United players all held their mobile phones and watched the live broadcast of the press conference. Unfortunately, they didn't open the barrage, otherwise they would definitely reply to this group of fans who only have good looks in their eyes. Ai Le Rui is not cold, cute, or funny, he is just a good-looking guy!

"The second is, do you think Sunderland's tactics make you feel bored!" Brad Chase repeated his question through gritted teeth.

After hearing this, Elery raised his eyebrows slightly, innocently, "No, I don't think there is anything wrong with Sunderland's tactics. I don't understand tactics."

Brad Chase continued to ask subconsciously, "Then what do you think caused you to be so bored?"

Ellery sighed, "Mr. Reporter, you have already asked the question! I didn't expect you to have such a bad memory, and you forgot what you just mentioned! Do you need me to answer it again? Have you written it down?"

Brad Chase snapped the pen in his hand and sat down.

I thought I was a newcomer, but I didn't expect to be surprisingly sophisticated in answering questions.The reporters looked at each other, then raised their hands again to signal to ask questions, and the speaker ordered the third reporter to get up.

"I actually want to ask Greenwald, why do you think you are so boring."

"In the second half, no one scored."

"Why do you think no one is attacking the goal?"

"?? Did you ask me this question? Then I guess it's because of Sunderland's tactical arrangements?"

The reporters let out a triumphant smile, and then asked a fatal question.

"Then what do you think of Sunderland's tactical arrangement?"

"It's okay." Elery scratched his head, "Why do you always ask me about tactics? I don't understand. I haven't started the tactics class yet."

The reporters glanced at Ferguson's changed expression, and knew how much time it might take to ask questions. Before Ferguson got up and left the press conference, Brad Chase secretly slipped a note to the reporters beside him, signaling him to hurry up. ask questions.

"But Sunderland lost today. If the tactics are good, they shouldn't lose. Why do you say that Sunderland's tactics are good?"

Sir Alex Ferguson had already stood up, and was about to drag his idiot nephew away from the press conference, and Elleric answered the last question under the watchful eyes of Sir Alex Ferguson.

"Sometimes, losing is not simply a matter of tactics."

Elle Rico, who stood up with Sir Alex, was almost two meters tall, blocking the light on the top of the rostrum, causing the sitting reporters to see him at this time, with some backlight, and couldn't see clearly his expression and expression. The eyes, the reporters can only see, and can only be photographed, a condescending figure, lightly parted thin lips, and then continued with what he had just paused for a moment.

"It's strength."