Carve a flower on the carpenter's heart

"Brother Hao, press your shoulders for me." Duan Xiaojiang wiped his hair, sat on a chair and waved to Yuan Hao.

"Did I owe you money in my previous life?" Yuan Hao said.

"No, but you snatched my airdrop just now." Duan Xiaojiang pointed at him with his head propped up.

"Does it have your name on it?" Yuan Hao slapped his finger, "Point at me again, believe it or not?"

Yu Hang lay on the bed and entered his live broadcast room as a tourist. The background sound was Yu Zi's half-dead commentary.

"It's not my job to die, there must always be someone who pulls the gun, and if you go out, you will be one and four, you know baby?"

"Brother Yu? Brother Yu is not here, I am his boyfriend."

The corner of Yu Hang's mouth twitched, he opened the gift bar and gave a negative thumbs up, and only after he threw it out did he realize that this was his live broadcast room.

"Thank you for this water friend's gift... No, what kind of negative gift are you giving? Is this too much?"

"I'm just a substitute, not a boyfriend. Can he come back in two days?"

"The last one, just hit it, I still have something to do here."

Duan Xiaojiang put on his slippers and put his head next to his bed: "Whose live broadcast? I recommend a goddess live broadcast room for you. The voice is exciting!"

"Don't listen to him, I've heard it before, it's disgusting!" Yuan Hao crawled onto the bed and lay down to disrupt the scene.

"If you have a girlfriend, can you stop talking?" Duan Xiaojiang went to turn off the light with a face, and climbed onto the bed bumping all the way.

- In Xianghu Farmhouse, you can take the No. [-] bus from the station.

After quitting the live streaming software, Yu Hang sent Luo Xiao a message.

-Um.

When encountering such a one-word reply, it is the most difficult to continue the conversation.

Yu Hang thought a lot, but was dismissed by the thought of 'Is Luo Xiao busy'.

-Okay, good night.

-Good night.

Yu Hang turned off his phone, put his hands on his head and stared blankly.

Why did Luo Xiao go to training with him?

Are you tired of doing woodcarving recently and want to relax?

But why did you choose to be with him?

Or is he thinking too much?

"Damn it, it's so fucking annoying!" Yu Hang hugged the pillow and turned around on the bed.

"That's right! You think so too!" Duan Xiaojiang patted the bed board and said indignantly, "Why do we both carry the weight! You look like a lingering ghost!"

"Huh?" Yu Hang put down his hands, with a dazed expression on his face.

"You didn't read the group news? Then what are you bothering about?" Duan Xiaojiang sat up cross-legged, and hammered the wall like a devil.

"Fuck, there is still an echo when the wall is hammered?" Duan Xiaojiang stopped and exclaimed.

"The echo of fart." Yu Hang touched the phone to open the class group, "That's 301's roar."

"Okay." Duan Xiaojiang heard Yuan Hao and Su Chengan's laughter, and angrily fell back on the bed.

"My day, with a load of ten kilograms?" Yu Hang's eyes widened, "Why is it just the two of us?"

Yuan Hao smiled while hammering on the bed: "Did you betray Devil Li in your last life?"

"Then how blind I was in my previous life to fall in love with such a devil." Yu Hang sighed, and asked again: "What's the matter with Da Jiang?"

Yuan Hao laughed even harder, even Su Chengan, who was on the opposite foot, couldn't stop laughing.

"Isn't it three seconds late today? The other two stayed behind and ran ten laps, and he slipped back to the dormitory with us alone. Who will be punished if he is not punished?" Yuan Hao explained with a suppressed smile.

"Who the hell knew that those two were so cowardly, and they really stayed here." Duan Xiaojiang complained.

"You are satisfied." Su Chengan put the lock screen of the phone under the pillow, pulled up the quilt and said, "How many military training students can be remembered by the instructor? Our 302 will take up two."

"Can I choose not to have this honor?" Yu Hang felt helpless.

"I don't want it either!" Duan Xiaojiang echoed.

Early the next morning, before 302's alarm bell rang, there was a knock on the dormitory door.

"You idiot! Why are you knocking on the door so early!" Duan Xiaojiang propped himself up and cursed.

He and Yu Hang slept closest to the door, but his sleep was lighter.

After he woke up and finished scolding, the knock on the door still didn't stop, so he could only get out of bed and open the door holding his breath.

But before he was ready to swear, he was so frightened by the devil Li Ge standing outside the door that he almost knelt on his knees to pay his respects.

"Morning, Li... Instructor." Duan Xiaojiang stood up straight reflexively, and was short of saluting.

"It's too early to be an idiot, isn't it?" Devil Li showed that familiar, harmless-looking smile again.

Duan Xiaojiang really looked like he had eaten Coptis chinensis, who the hell knew that the instructor was so bored, knocking on the door of his dormitory at five o'clock.

"I just passed by here in the morning to give you some warmth." Devil Li pointed to the four backpacks by the door, "I thought about it all night yesterday, and I still feel that brothers should be hard-pressed, so we went together Take the load."

After he finished speaking, he patted Duan Xiaojiang on the shoulder and turned away, leaving Duan Xiaojiang staring at Bao Dayan on the ground alone.

He ran twice to take the bag in, and the drowsiness disappeared, so he just sat on the bench downstairs and stared in a daze, until the alarm clock set by Su Chengan at six o'clock rang before he came back to his senses.

"Brother, you got up so early today?" Yuan Hao hung on the edge of the bed, looking at Duan Xiaojiang downstairs with half-open eyes.

Duan Xiaojiang raised his head and numbly scanned the three people upstairs.

"I said, did you really not hear the knock on the door just now, or did you just pretend not to hear it!"

"Someone really knocked on the door?" Yu Hang yawned, "Knocking once and then stopped, I thought it was a dream."

"Knock for at least 2 minutes!" Duan Xiaojiang rubbed his face, looking hopeless.

"Who doesn't sleep so boring?" Su Chengan sat up and stretched his neck.

"Who else but Devil Li! I think he is sick!" Duan Xiaojiang motioned them to look at his backpack on the table, "He said it was to bring warmth, but he brought four bags, and let the four of us carry all the weight. "

"What the hell!" Yuan Hao opened his eyes in an instant, and glanced at the table downstairs, "Why do we have it too?"

Su Chengan looked at Duan Xiaojiang and raised his eyebrows.

"Don't look at me, he said he made us suffer together." Duan Xiaojiang covered his face and turned to the side.

Yu Hang was stunned for a while, then suddenly collapsed on the bed and laughed, "You had a good laugh last night, why don't you continue now?"

"If I can get to the elephant farmhouse alive, I will be the first to laugh." Duan Xiaojiang went to the balcony and collected all the military training uniforms.

"What's the matter with you? It's called Xianghu Farmhouse." Yuan Hao took the clothes and put them on, "After the military training, let's beat the devil Li."

Su Chengan pointed to the backpack on the table: "If I were Devil Li, I would put a bug in this bag."

Yuan Hao was stunned: "Of course, fighting is not good. Although Instructor Li is a little stricter, his original intention is good and it is for our sake."

Yu Hang laughed so hard that he almost slipped down the ladder: "Fuck, why don't you be so cowardly?"

"It's a good thing to have the desire to survive." Yuan Hao patted his backpack, "Isn't it, Instructor Li?"

"It's not over yet." Yu Hang got into the bathroom to take up a place to wash up, "Hurry up, don't let Devil Li take advantage of it."

It was only after the four of them gathered at the playground that they truly experienced the feeling of having all eyes on them.

"Only our four backpacks? Or is this shit yellow?" Duan Xiaojiang complained in a low voice.

"I hope you won't be so specific when describing the color in the future." Yu Hang looked at Devil Li who was walking towards them, and closed his mouth.

After forming a line and having breakfast, they headed for the school gate.

After walking for a while to the intersection, Yu Hang saw a familiar figure.

The person straddling the bicycle with one foot on the ground and his hands on the handlebar is not Luo Xiao.

The handsome pose is really attractive, you can tell by the reaction of the woman in front.

"I thought you were all gone." Luo Xiao recognized Yu Hang from a distance, paddling his bicycle and walking beside their team.

"Gather at seven o'clock, we'll leave after breakfast." Yu Hang glanced at Devil Li in front of him, and started talking to him.

"Why are the four of you carrying bags?" Luo Xiao nodded, looked back and forth before asking.

"Heavy punishment." Yu Hang sighed, "Two roommates were also implicated."

Luo Xiao looked at the other three people with a bit of embarrassment on his face, "It makes me feel like I'm at fault too."

"Don't think about it, it has nothing to do with you." Yu Hang comforted him, "We are all hungry in the dormitory, and we will always try to find a way to go out and buy a better meal. It will be a matter of time before we are discovered."

"You're pretty good at talking." Luo Xiao reached out and weighed the bag on his back, "It's a bit heavy."

"Ten kilograms, twenty catties." Yu Hang smiled, "Walking twenty kilometers on the back."

"Can the joints and ligaments bear it?" Luo Xiao frowned.

"I don't know, did you bring medicinal wine?" Yu Hang asked.

"I didn't bring it, but Ji Wenjie stuffed it in his bag." Luo Xiao said.

Only then did Yu Hang notice that he had a small fanny pack tied to the handlebar.

After a while of uphill road, neither of them spoke anymore.

Luo Xiao wanted to save him some energy, but Yu Hang really felt a little tired.

If it was just an ordinary training, he should not feel tired until the second half of the training, but now he is carrying a [-]-pound bag and running with the team for a long time, and he still feels unbearable after a long time.

"Why don't you get in the car and rest for a while?" Luo Xiao glanced at their instructor, really not sure when this person would turn his head.

Yu Hang took a sip of water and waved his hands, "Devil Li Zai, if I sit down, my backpack may weigh forty catties in a second."

Luo Xiao smiled, and distracted him by talking: "I think your current physical strength is better than that in Kaimu Township, it's really not at 01:30."

Yu Hang pointed to his arm, "After half a month of training like this, my muscles will explode."

"Don't come! If I come again, I'm really going to die!" Duan Xiaojiang panted and shook his head frantically.

Luo Xiao glanced at them, took out a bar of chocolate from his bag, broke it into several pieces and distributed them to the people in their dormitory, "Replenish some energy, I see that there are only twelve kilometers left on the navigation."

"Fuck! You've only walked eight kilometers?" Yu Hang tilted his head to look at his phone screen in horror, "Why do I feel like I've already walked so far?"

Luo Xiao looked back and handed him another piece of chocolate, "Because you instructors don't have a flat road, it feels like you've walked a long way and you're tired, but in fact it's just that little distance."

"Damn retarded!" Duan Xiaojiang cursed before Yu Hang.

It was rare that Su Chengan also nodded in agreement.