My cat has become a sperm

Yan Shuo also didn't see the cat at that moment, and saw the window open again, so he went downstairs to look for it in a daze, and forgot to check his own surveillance camera at the first time.In his cognition, as long as Mengmeng is at home, it is impossible to hear his cries and hide in nowhere, but he did not expect that such a soft cat would sometimes get stuck.

After the cat was found and the person came back to his senses, he wanted to see how long his master had been stuck, whether he behaved at home today, and whether he had committed any crimes.

In this short distance of a few steps, Xu Miao thought of various methods, but none of them could save the situation in front of him. In the end, Xu Miao gave up struggling, and Yan Shuo walked towards him with an expression of waiting for death. guillotine.Anyway, Cheng Jing cannot be recognized, the most is that he sneaked out to play and was caught, what a big deal.

As a result, just before Xu Miao closed his eyes and waited to die, there was a clicking sound, the house was pitch black, and there were also the sound of power outages from many electrical appliances in the house.Xu Miao looked up at Yan Shuo, even the darkness couldn't stop the cat's eyes, but the dark Yan Shuo was not as good-looking as Yan Shuo in the light.

Yan Shuo also looked down at the cat in his arms. There was a power outage, and their community rarely had power outages, because the occupancy rate in this area was not high. Unless it was the renovation of the entire area, the power supply was sufficient. , at least he has lived here for several years, and there has never been a power outage.

The point is, he and his master haven't cooked dinner yet, and he doesn't know if there are any candles or lights that can be plugged into a mobile power source at home. As for the monitoring, of course he doesn't look at it.Although the notebook must have power, the disadvantage of this kind of home monitoring is that if there is no wireless connection, you will not be able to see the monitoring screen that has happened before, unless you take out the memory card in the machine to read, but this It's too troublesome, Yan Shuo is too lazy to bother in the dark, anyway, the cat has been found, so let's forget about the process.

Xu Miao didn't expect that it was God who helped him on the line of life and death. Who said that their demons were abandoned by God, and God loves him very much.

Xu Miao, whose limbs were sprawled limp and bleeding back on the sofa, smelled the scent coming from the kitchen, and flicked his tail restlessly on his belly, listening to Yan Shuo's busy voice, he couldn't help but feel a burst of pain in his heart Sigh, this is the life of a cat.It would be even better if we could provide more snacks like Tutu's.

Yan Shuo narrowed his eyes and searched for a while from the dark light and shadow, only to see Mengmeng lying on the sofa playing, and then called out: "Mengmeng, come to eat."

Xu Miao slowly got up: "Meow ~"

When Yan Shuo turned around again, the cat was already sitting on the dining table waiting.Yan Shuo put the energy-saving lamp away from the cat, and finally found such a one, but he couldn't be pushed off the table by the owed cat, although Yan Shuo didn't seem to have seen Mengmeng have such a bad thing so far. Get used to it, but be careful.

Stir the processed fish and beef together, and add some green vegetable foam in it. I don't believe it is so broken that Mengmeng can pick it out and refuse to eat it.But Yan Shuo obviously thought too much. Even if he was given pure cat food today, the guilty Xu Miao would probably eat it all without blinking an eye.

Among the many troubles caused by the power outage, what Yan Shuo couldn't bear the most was that he couldn't take a shower. He didn't know when the call would come. Yan Shuo thought about changing his underwear first, processing the documents first, and seeing if the call would come later.As a result, he fell asleep unconsciously.

Xu Miao really wanted to straighten Yan Shuo's sleeping position, but he couldn't sleep leaning against the head of the bed like this, how uncomfortable it was.But looking at his short claws, he could only sigh helplessly. It would be great if he could turn into a human sometime. When the time comes, the shit shovel officer can be manipulated as he wants. Shit officer has a taller and stronger figure!

Yan Shuo was woken up by his distorted sleeping position in the middle of the night. The notebook that was originally on his lap fell to the side, and his family Mengmeng was nestling on his chest and sleeping soundly, carefully putting the cat away. When I got to the pillow next to me, I pressed the bedside lamp, but there was no call, and I felt a little stuffy, thinking that I might have a cold.

When he went there in the afternoon to go through the motions, he didn't wear much at all. When he came back at night, he was frightened and went to the cat in a cold sweat. He didn't know if it was because of this that he caught a cold. Yan Shuo, who fell asleep again, was still thinking before falling asleep, Do you want to buy a set of fitness equipment and come back to exercise? Although he doesn't like sports very much, he can have nothing else when he is alone. He must have health. Otherwise, if he gets sick, who will take care of the cat for him?

Yan Shuo caught a cold the next day. Although he didn't have a fever, he had a stuffy nose and a sore throat. After searching around at home, he only found two packs of Banlangen. He had no choice but to put on his clothes and go out to buy medicine.

Xu Miao wanted to follow, but before he could pounce on Yan Shuo, Yan Shuo pushed him away. This was something that would never happen before. Xu Miao stared at Yan Shuo blankly, not because He disappeared for a while yesterday, and his shit-shoveling officer probably doesn't like him.

Yan Shuo threw a small dried fish away for Mengmeng to catch, but seeing that Mengmeng was trying to stick it to himself, he said helplessly: "Mengmeng is obedient, I have a cold, stay away from me, or the infection will spread." Here you go." He'll be fine if he takes some medicine for a cold, and if it infects Mengmeng, it's not a matter of a few pills, although he doesn't know whether a human cold can be transmitted to animals, but he must in case.

Xu Miao wanted to say that he was a demon, and demons would not get the diseases that humans usually suffer from, but seeing that Yan Shuo was still unwilling to approach him, he obediently ran over to pick up the dried fish that Yan Shuo had just thrown over.Looking at Yan Shuo, who has a red nose and is not very energetic, Xu Miao's small eyes kept looking at Yan Shuo. Human beings are so weak that they get sick at every turn. What if his shit-shoveling officer can't live a long life?

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Hearing Xu Miao's worry, Xu Tutu rolled his eyes directly: "You have to know, even if you want to be a long-lived cat, you can only stay by human's side for fifteen or sixteen years. Get away with feigning death, don't worry, we don't know if your human being can live a hundred years, but it will definitely be able to support you safely and steadily for more than ten years, so don't worry about those indifferent thoughts."

Xu Miao squatted by the window, nibbling on the nuts that Tutu handed over, Yan Shuo went out to buy medicine, he took advantage of this time to come down and ask if there is anything for Yan Shuo to eat, and he will not in the future sick.Unfortunately, no, it is human beings who are going to get sick.

Xu Miao suddenly said: "Tutu, do you know where I can find the grass for sleeping cigarettes?"

"It's in the mountains and wild forests. That thing is not cheap. If it is easy to find, many demons will make their fortunes by relying on it. Do you want to find it for your human beings to use?"

Xu Miao nodded: "Yan Shuo is about to participate in the competition. If he can light a sleeping cigarette every day to sleep, it will also regulate his body and strengthen his physique, so he will be less likely to get sick in the future."

Xu Tutu rubbed his chin, looked at the serious Meow Meow, and suddenly felt that he was such a scumbag, Zhang Kai gave him everything, the enjoyment of eating, drinking and having fun, he never thought about giving Zhang Kai anything, Yan Shuo He didn't give Xu Miao what he wanted, and put a surveillance camera on him. Xu Miao still thought of him as a shit-shoveling officer. In this comparison, he was no ordinary scum.

Seeing Xu Tutu lost in thought, Xu Miao approached and glanced at him: "How about it, do you know where it is?"

Xu Tutu brought the mobile phone that Zhang Kai specially bought for him. The tablet was too big for him to use at all, but it is much more convenient to surf the Internet with the mobile phone. It is not ordinary to knock out a string with that rabbit paw. A website that can be used by human beings, one click to enter, and a huge word "Xuanmen" hangs on it.

Xu Tutu said: "This is a communication platform for human celestial masters. Many demons are also mixed in. I know it from Xu Meier. There are also some things for sale on it. I don't know if sleeping cigarettes are sold, but the only thing I know is This is the channel where you can get news, you should write down the website address, and you can search the Internet when you find a chance later.”

Xu Meier is the best and the smartest among the little monsters in their class. She was born with intelligence earlier than them, so she knows a lot of things. Xu Meier especially likes to tease Miaomiao, making Miaomiao grow up As soon as I saw Xu Meier, I wanted to run away, so I didn't communicate much.And he prefers to listen to Xu Meier talking about human beings, so he knows a lot.

Xu Miao didn't dare to stay downstairs for too long, so she memorized the URL and hurried upstairs. Yan Shuo came back after a while.

Yan Shuo picked up Xu Miao and refused to give him a hug, but the feeling of having a cat rushing at him as soon as he got home was much stronger than the flustered feeling of not seeing a cat when he got home. Yan Shuo was happy and gave Xu Miao another hug. Meow a small dried fish.

Compared with dried fish, Xu Miao prefers chewy beef jerky, the kind that gets more fragrant the more you chew.It's a pity that human cognition is that cats love to eat fish, and he has no choice but to eat what he gives.

Yan Shuo took a pack of granule and rolled up his sleeves to start cleaning. There is a cat at home, but his cat may be too small or some kind of reason, but it doesn’t shed its hair. At least Yan Shuo has some coats that are easy to stick to. I didn't get any cute hair, but although there is no hair in the house, I still have to do the cleaning. I just took advantage of the free time. I think someone will come to the house to shoot in two days. It's not good to be messy everywhere of.

At noon, I cooked a bowl of noodles with the leftover ingredients from last night, and connected my mobile phone and laptop to the monitor via wireless network.As long as the power is cut off once, this kind of home camera needs to be reconnected. It is sure that there is no problem. When I turned my head, I saw a pair of big cat eyes, which seemed to be full of panic that had not had time to dissipate.

Seeing the typical emoji, Yan Shuo couldn't help laughing: "Mengmeng, what are you afraid of? Are you afraid of being discovered by me for doing bad things?"

Isn't he afraid of this? He is struggling every day on the verge of dying. Sooner or later, he will scratch all the cameras at home!

Yan Shuo walked over and hugged Xu Miao: "Be good, I am not going to monitor your behavior, I am worried about your safety, so don't be afraid if you do bad things and make mistakes, as long as you are good, nothing else will matter. important."

Xu Miao's watery eyes looked at Yan Shuo, his shit-shoveling officer's mouth was so sweet that he wanted to lick it.

After all, I still remember that I caught a cold. Yan Shuo didn’t hold the cat for too long. After finishing the trivial things at home, Yan Shuo took two more pills. Taking these pills will make people sleepy, so Yan Shuo planned to go upstairs after taking them Take a nap, I want to refresh my spirit, and I will deal with the details of the design used in the game in the evening.

Xu Miao played downstairs by herself for a while. The floor heater was turned on at home, and the floor was warm even when stepped on. There was a layer of fluffy carpet, and there was a warmth from under the carpet. Sleeping on it was very comfortable.After squinting for a while, thinking about Yan Shuo's cell phone, no matter how comfortable he slept, Xu Miao struggled to get up and went upstairs quietly. Hearing a slightly heavier breathing than before, Xu Miao went to bed carefully, from A puff of white smoke protruded from his mouth.This time he only gave Yan Shuo half a sleeping cigarette, which should be enough for Yan Shuo to sleep well all afternoon. Before finding a new source of sleeping cigarettes, Xu Miao decided to keep one anyway, just in case.

After exhaling, Xu Miao pressed his paws on Yan Shuo's forehead again, strands of aura as thin as silk threads were released from his paw pads and poured into Yan Shuo's body. Although Yan Shuo had a mortal body, This kind of indoctrination can't absorb much, but if he often sorts out like this in the future, it will benefit him a lot.Poor human beings only have a short lifespan of less than a hundred years. Xu Miao wants to give him the best in his limited life.

Seeing that Yan Shuo fell asleep completely, a pair of bright cat eyes stared at Yan Shuo's mobile phone. The mobile phone is more convenient to use than the computer, and it is also very convenient to remove traces. Fortunately, Yan Shuo's mobile phone is still fingerprinted, not the kind Damn facial recognition.

Xu Miao finally entered the Taoist exchange network, and searched for keywords and found a lot of them. Unfortunately, all of them were seeking raw materials for sleeping cigarettes, and they were not for sale at all.

But apart from sleeping pills, there are actually a lot of talismans on the trading platform, and there are some things that ordinary people eat that are good for their health. The prices are cheap and expensive, and there are regional face-to-face and platform express transactions. Xu Miao After looking at it a series of times, the summed up feeling is that it is easy to support the shit-shoveling officer, but it is very difficult to raise the shit-shoveling officer well. Any detoxification and beauty-rejuvenating grass will cost 38888. He has worked so hard for so long, so I will give you a reward It's only [-], and it has to be divided equally with Tutu. The cat's heart is really tired.