I want to become "accepted"

After this weekend, Xiao Yu felt that his efficiency in class had dropped significantly.Waking up in the morning, it was raining outside the window, making people want to sleep in bed till the end of time. Zou Shaowen made fried eggs, yogurt and fruit oatmeal, put them on Xiao Yu's table, and woke Xiao Yu up.

Xiao Yu got up and looked out the window, it was a gloomy sky, it was fine yesterday, but today is like the end of the world.He sat on the small round cushion by the bay window, looked at the people passing by with umbrellas outside the window, and then looked at the sky above, and suddenly thought: "Is there a typhoon coming?"

"Yeah, probably landing tonight."

"Oh, then why don't we keep classes, college students are human too." Xiao Yu said angrily.

Zou Shaowen stuffed the small silver spoon into Xiao Yu's hand, "It is estimated that classes will be suspended tomorrow, and now there is only a yellow typhoon warning, and there is also a yellow rainstorm warning."

It's always easy to get distracted in English class in the morning. Xiao Yu thought that this week, he will reach the ddl for each subject. His teacher is more kind, there will be one ddl on Friday, and three dl's next wednesday.But Zou Shaowen was not so lucky, there were three ddls this week.

In English class, there was chatter in the classroom discussing the content of the text, Xiao Yu smiled and nodded.Suddenly, the phone rang.The whole classroom fell silent, and everyone was staring at the small and unremarkable landline on the podium.Xiao Yu was also brought back to his senses by the ringtone. Cooperating with the gloomy weather, he had an inexplicable feeling that he might be filming a ghost movie.

Every classroom has a landline, which has been placed on the podium for a long time, as if it is a decoration, and no one has ever used it.But now it rang, and in the quiet classroom, only the ringing of the phone was left.

Xiao Yu's English teacher Mike picked up the phone, and before he could finish saying Hello, another class burst into laughter.For some reason, Xiao Yu also laughed, and another teacher's hearty laughter came from the microphone connected to the speaker, and now not only Xiao Yu, but everyone laughed too.

The teacher explained that he was demonstrating something about interconnect to the students, and the laughter of the two classes merged into one through the microphone, which made Xiao Yu feel a little depressed by the weather and became active.

The teacher over there was still calling everyone very enthusiastically, "onetwothree—," and then the whole class mingled with laughter: "Hello Mike!"

Xiao Yu also replied to the microphone with everyone: Hello!

Just when everyone thought this farce was about to end, there was a quick question over there. Before Xiao Yu could hear it clearly, "Goodmorning, Kris." Voice.

I don't know if it's because of my trance, or because Zou Shaowen's voice is distorted through the microphone. Xiao Yu feels that he can't hear it clearly, but he feels that it is very clear.

"Oh, Kris! Where is Kris?"

"Here" Xiao Yu quickly raised his hand. The English teacher was a cheerful Canadian boy, and he was very excited when faced with this question mark.

Xiao Yu was in a daze and didn't know what to reply. He didn't like to raise his hand to answer questions since he was a child. Under the eyes of the whole class and the teacher, he felt that his face must be a little red now, and he felt a little nervous for no reason. The English names of the two people saw each other when Zou Shaowen taught him to write questions. Like Xiao Yu, Zou Shaowen likes to write their names on the side.

So Xiao Yu just replied: "Goodmorning, Eric."

The English teacher smiled and chatted with the English teacher over there. The whole class suppressed their laughter, listened to the greetings from the two English teachers, and agreed to have lunch together. Mike smiled like a flower, and his tone was relaxed and cheerful, and he continued to talk to everyone about the text.

Some people have followed the teacher to continue reading the text, while some people are still immersed in the episode just now, such as Xiao Yu.He stared blankly at the book, not reading a single word.Even when reading the text, it seems that I just read it with my mouth, without thinking about it at all.

"Maybe this is the disadvantage of non-native language," Xiao Yu thought after recovering, keeping up with the teacher's rhythm, but Zou Shaowen's phrase "Goodmorning" echoed in his mind from time to time.

After returning to the dormitory after a day's class in the afternoon, Zou Shaowen just came back, Xiao Yu asked curiously: "What did you tell your English teacher today?"

"I just said, can I say hello to my friend?" Zou Shaowen replied with a smile, and removed the phrase "boyfriend" that Cai Minghui was booing around.

"Let's go, let's go to the supermarket with me?" The school has issued a notice that classes will be suspended tomorrow, along with a series of typhoon protection measures.

Xiao Yu and Zou Shaowen bought a barrel of mineral water and some fruits and vegetables.After returning to the dormitory, I also used a bucket to pick up a bucket of water, because the school issued a notice saying that there may be water and power cuts.

The school distributed wide scotch tape to each dormitory, and taught each dormitory to use scotch tape to paste the word "meter" on the windows.With four days off in a week, Xiao Yu felt that the week was very comfortable, and he completely forgot that he still had four ddls to catch up.He nestled on the bed, turned on the air conditioner, and chatted with Xu Yan around the quilt.

Xiao Yu: [How is your place? 】

Xu Yan: 【It's cool, this wind. 】

Xu Yan sent a short video, a huge wave on the beach, over the fence, slapped on the road, and an explosion of water mist on the bench by the street drifted away in front of the camera.

Xiao Yu: [Your place is more exciting. 】

Xu Yan: [Yes. 】

【How are you? 】

Xiao Yu: [It's still the same. 】

【How do you think I'm going to chase him. 】

Xu Yan made a thoughtful expression, and after a while sent a voice: [I think your coach should be an attacker, so why don't you try this? 】

Then I shared an article with Xiao Yu: "Cheats for flirting with men, how to get a male god in three steps"

Xiao Yu: […]

[I'll study it. 】

Xiao Yu clicked on the article:

The first step is to be a white moonlight if you can't get it...

Xiao Yu:? ? ? , I'd better make a small rice grain, and leave a whole body anyway.How can Bai Yueguang be so easy to be, either he is going to die or go away.

Xiao Yu went on to read: The first impression is the most important. In the early contact, you must leave a good impression on the male god, so that even if you don't succeed, you can maintain a good relationship...

Xiao Yu: Oh, first impression... What is my first impression of Zou Shaowen?Toothache buddy at the gym?Well……

It doesn't matter, I'm so familiar anyway, I will definitely catch up, so don't worry about the first impression, Xiao Yu comforted himself like this, and then continued to look down.The second step is to be cute in daily flirting, use more small animal expression packs, and don't use sand sculpture days and emoticon packs.

Xiao Yu: Can this count as one?

What was even more exaggerated was that the natural response to the male god during the chat made him feel that the two of you were in the same league...

Xiao Yu: I will do this.

Not only to be cute, but also to interact more with male gods, make bets, treat guests if you win or lose, watch movies, eat, come and go...

Xiao Yu: I will do this too.

The last step is to create more opportunities to meet each other, dress up beautifully every day, and make perfect preparations for the confession of the male god...

Xiao Yu: Beautiful? !What is this that Xu Yan sent me.Go back and have a look, "How Girls Get Boyfriends - Cheats for Picking Up Men, How to Get Boyfriends in Three Steps"

Xiao Yu was speechless in his heart. Although there are not many articles on the market about how gays can seduce male gods, you don't need to give me this one...

Xu Yan: [how is it? 】

Xiao Yu: […]

[This tm is a cheat book for girls to flirt with. 】

Xu Yan; [Zou Shaowen is an attack, I think this set is more effective. 】

Xiao Yu: [So you want me to be a girl? 】

[Then do I still want to arouse his desire to protect me? 】

Xu Yan: [I think he is enough to protect you now. 】

Xiao Yu: 【Indeed...】

Xu Yan: [So, you understand. 】

Xiao Yu put down his phone resentfully, he didn't understand why his love life was so bumpy, he must have been in love in his life.The first thing you encounter when you go out is to learn how to change your positioning.

Xiao Yu got off the bed, pulled the tape with one hand, and scissors with the other, tearing the tape with a whooping sound, and stood on the bay window to strengthen the window.

After Zou Shaowen finished sealing the glass door of the balcony, when he came back, he saw Xiao Yu stepping on a chair to reach the corner of the window.Zou Shaowen suddenly felt that Xiao Yu's claim that he was fat was due to a psychological effect, or it might be due to the effect of a month of fitness.Xiao Yu raised his arms, his fingers were long and slender, and his skin was fair.

Zou Shaowen approached him, helped him support the chair, and asked him with a smile, "Why are you so white?"

Xiao Yu: "Because I always stay indoors and never go out, and I never get in contact with the sun."

Zou Shaowen asked casually, but Xiao Yu's answer made people feel a little sad. For a while, he didn't know what to respond, and just stood by and looked at him.

Xiao Yu's mental activity was completely different at this time, "Does it seem too powerful for me to stand here and stick the window?" ''How can I be cute? ''What if I didn't step on the chair and fell, isn't that how it's done in TV dramas? ''No, I'm such a big person, this routine doesn't seem to be suitable. '

In the end, Xiao Yu stuck up the window honestly, and while holding the scissors behind Zou Shaowen, he secretly hugged Zou Shaowen.

The two looked at the ugly windows, and Xiao Yu pulled the curtain across the bed, plunged the whole dormitory into darkness, so as not to see those crooked tapes.

As soon as he turned around, he just stepped on the used-up tape core that he had thrown on the ground.Zou Shaowen quickly supported him, although this time it was not Xiao Yu's inner routine, but things did develop in the direction he imagined, Zou Shaowen hugged him, Xiao Yu looked up at Zou Shaowen taking advantage of the subtle light.

His eyes were bright in the darkness, and the light turned into lines to outline his face, Xiao Yu felt like he was looking at a statue in an art gallery, the face outline of a perfect artwork.The only difference is that the person in front of him is breathing, gently blowing Xiao Yu's slightly curly bangs, exchanging body temperature with him through the thin clothes.

The author has something to say: the most recent mid-term exam, I reviewed until I was bald (┬_┬)