My alpha roommate has been a little weird lately

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There is a problem with the feng shui of the dormitory!

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That's it!

Qi Yue carefully scanned the bedroom three times with sharp eyes like a detective's.

The three socks under Nan Xiao's bed were found and thrown away. Obviously, they came from three different pairs of socks, and the other half of them is still unknown.

After tidying up the desk and bookcase that Nan Xiao called "orderly and orderly in the chaos", he found the other half of the three pairs of socks from the bookcase.

Nan Xiao is such an excellent alpha, on the surface it looks clean and tidy, but behind his back he doesn't wash his socks!

Qi Yue pinched the sock, remained silent, and communicated with the sock for 3 minutes.

Something must be wrong...what the hell is wrong...

Qi Yue stared at the cartoon-patterned sock, and finally came to his senses.

Why the hell did I help Nan Xiao tidy the bed, desk and bookcase!

Let go of Liao.

Qi Yue sighed.

All this is to allow roommates to return to normal life as soon as possible and embrace a better tomorrow.

Look, what a great dedication, what a touching roommate.

Now that the problem has been found, the next step is to find a solution!

If there is a problem with feng shui, then of course you have to...

After sweeping the Fengshui master's small shop, Qi Yue placed the gossip plate and mahogany sword according to the master's instructions.And pasted all kinds of talisman papers that the master said "invincible in battle and invincible in one blow" including but not limited to under Nan Xiao's bed, on the bookcase, and on the ceiling.

Qi Yue clapped his hands, took a photo of the dormitory with satisfaction, and sent it to Moments.

Caption: A fresh start.

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Once the success is complete, the next step is to witness the miracle.

Qi Yue was lying on the bed, looking up at the ceiling, recalling the problem-solving ideas that the physics teacher said in his mind, and glanced at Nan Xiao across from him from time to time.

Nan Xiao was lying quietly on the bed tossing himself.

Qi Yue withdrew his gaze, and seriously began to recall how the teacher skillfully combined advanced mathematics and physics.

First establish a coordinate system, take the x-axis perpendicular to the horizontal plane through the center of the sphere, the direction is upward, and the origin is the center of the sphere...

There was a rustling sound in my ears.

Don't look, don't look, don't look.

Hey, Qi Yue turned his head and saw Nan Xiao doing bed yoga in a strange posture.

Nan Xiao put a big red yoga ball on his crotch, and then did a hip bridge, stopped when the hips reached the highest point, and then maintained the same posture.

Qi Yue stared at Nan Xiao for a few minutes, and Nan Xiao kept his hips in this position for a few minutes.

Qi Yue really wanted to take apart Nan Xiao's brain to see how much water was inside.

Qi Yue really wanted to turn his head back to the original place and continue thinking about physics issues.

But Qi Yue couldn't hold back.

"Are you...?"

Nan Xiao turned his head and glanced at Qi Yue, the cloud was calm.

"Exercise."

What a wonderful exercise method, what an alpha.

"May I ask what the function of this yoga ball is?" Qi Yue asked sincerely.

Nan Xiao stood motionless against his crotch, and said slowly for a long time.

"Do you want to extend your time? Do you want to let your partner experience the ultimate pleasure? Do you want to have a longer-lasting and stronger ability?"

Qi Yue realized that Nan Xiao was reciting an advertisement, which is not suitable for children.

Neuropathy.

Nan Xiao took a meaningful look at Qi Yue.

"Do you know what it means to hate a book when it is used, and to hate a short book when it is used? I call it a rainy day." Nan Xiao had an expression of "what do you know about you, a learning machine".

"Oh," Qi Yue nodded understandingly, "But if it's short, no matter how much you exercise, it won't grow."

"I'm talking about the unit of time, and you're talking about the unit of length." Nan Xiao had a delicate smile on his face, "It's like chickens talking to ducks and playing the piano to cows."

Qi Yue was speechless, and even wanted to rush to the Feng Shui shop to question the boss.

Why are those feng shui decorations and ghost symbols of yours useless at all!

Why do I think my roommate's symptoms are getting worse!

"It doesn't matter if I work hard," Nan Xiao floated another sentence leisurely, "The most important thing is that you are happy physically and mentally."

Boss, please give me my money back, thank you.