official in the wild
Chapter 3
Shen Yin's journey to take office really hurt his liver and lungs, and he lost half his life, lying in the courtyard facing the wind like a crabapple and sleeping in spring.
Ju Tongye dusted off his shirt and stood up, thinking about how much money this nonsense kid would get if he sold it.Thinking of this, he trembled secretly, fortunately this boy who didn't know his background met him, otherwise there would be all evil spirits outside, disturbed and kind people, and it would be his fate to be caught and sentenced to contempt of court.
Zeng Xiang watched the majestic grandfather of his county sleeping peacefully, and felt that he had caused a catastrophe. He suddenly thought of killing people and destroying his body, and the dignified policeman thought of violating laws and disciplines and sent him to prison with his own hands. He slapped himself first, and sighed: "Hey, what's the matter. Brother, do you think the county magistrate will blame us when he wakes up? Or let's run away first."
"The magistrate? A lunatic is more or less the same." Ju Tongye said in a low voice, afraid of disturbing others.
Zeng Xiang regretted that the slap was too heavy, he covered his face and showed grievance, as if he was slapped by his elder brother himself: "No, no, elder brother, is he the magistrate or not?"
Ju Tongye looked at Shen Yin on the reclining chair, he was thin and naive, he was restless when he was awake, and he was bold when he was sleeping. This appearance made him flustered, as if he was instigated by himself for the crime of impersonating the county magistrate: " No, send him in."
Zeng Xiang was taken aback: "Send it in? Where?"
When the previous county magistrate came, he had nothing in his sleeves. In order to be transferred, he had nothing. Before he left, he took everything he could take away as supplements.The only bathtub left behind was bought by the former county magistrate for the concubine from other places, and it couldn't fit in the mule cart, so he sighed and gave up the money he got.
Therefore, in the yamen, there are not even extra benches, but there are many empty kangs, and the bedding is only a set for occasional overnight stays in the same field.Ju Tongye himself is ashamed to be seen by others, let alone this little lunatic with delicate skin and tender flesh, I am afraid that he will be riddled with holes.
It’s better than nothing, he’s suffering from cold but he has no money to buy medicine for him, he can only be blamed if he’s arrogant and arrogant as the magistrate of the county, he lives in the same field and expects him to change some money, so he waved Zeng Xiang to play , personally carried Shen Yin into the house, twisted the corners of the quilt and carefully rolled it into a silkworm chrysalis, turned to leave, but saw that the face exposed outside was really beautiful, and the heart was like spring water, making people unable to stop and watch.
It's so pitiful to be away from home.No one loves to live in the same field as a child, but I love myself, and I have to feed and clothe a puppy, let alone a dog for money.
Ju Tongye asked Zeng Xiang to take good care of the little lunatic, he never left him, even when he urinated and defecated, he had to stare at him, if he didn't pay attention, he made people run away, and the money he got flew away.
Zeng Xiang brought Shen Yin's luggage in, the thin bag was very pitiful.Originally, he still had clothes on, but now that he was wearing them, he looked like he had nothing.
Ju Tongye weighed it, and his hand told him that there were books and the four treasures of the study, but there were no official offices and official seals.Why doesn't the magistrate of the county take office without an official seal?Official uniforms can be made in a hurry, but I have never heard of people who make official seals in a hurry. He is undoubtedly a daring little lunatic.Putting it in the house, he lifted his feet and walked out.
Zeng Xiang felt uneasy, thinking that his eldest brother was going to abandon him and run away, so he hurriedly stopped him: "Brother, where are you going?"
Ju Tongye looked down on his younger brother's IQ: "Where can I go? Find out who lost the child."
Zeng Xiang asked innocently: "Then what should I do if I can't find it?"
Ju Tongye said angrily: "I can't find you and took you back to my family."
"No, no, my daughter-in-law hasn't gotten married yet, what's the matter with opening her mouth." Zeng Xiang waved his hands quickly, and couldn't help but stare at the person on the bed out of the corner of his eyes, thinking in his heart whether the unmarried daughter-in-law is as good-looking as him .
Ju Tongye reluctantly took out a few copper coin plugs and Zeng Xiang, and told him to buy some white flour steamed buns to fill his stomach when the little lunatic woke up.
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Shen Yin fell asleep with his head covered for three days and three nights. He slept in such a daze that he didn't know where he was, and he didn't roll over. Fortunately, he didn't roll over, otherwise he would have been woken up long ago.Occasionally he woke up, Zeng Xiang waited on him to eat steamed buns and drink water.
Ju Tongye expected that the little lunatic would be very troubled when he woke up, so he took this opportunity to inquire who was going to a nearby county on business recently, and inquired about it by the way.But inquiring about this matter is not a matter of a day or two, people are awake, and there is no news yet.
After Shen Yin woke up, she felt as if every inch of her body had been pricked by needles, and there was a pile of steamed buns next to her pillow, who left it.He babbled and babbled, full of the sour smell of steamed buns, but he didn't remember eating the steamed buns.When he woke up, he saw Zeng Xiang, his face was gloomy, and his mind was full of living in the same country, asking where he was going.
Zeng Xiang said in a daze: "He, I'm going to find out your parents, little brother, don't worry, I will definitely find your family."
After pondering for a while, the two arresters just ignored their own words, and they don't know how their parents were born, how could they be so stupid.Shen Yin pointed to her nose, with a smile on her face: "What did you call me?"
"Little brother." Zeng Xiang brought in Shen Yin's spring blue robe and put it on the bed.He felt so uncomfortable seeing the crumpled clothes as if he had been wrung. He couldn't help washing them, and ironed them with the bottom of the hot kettle. They were neatly folded. Sleeves, in the end there is no need.
Sitting on the edge of the bed, Zeng Xiang immediately knelt down to wait on him to put on socks and shoes, Shen Yin thought that he really treated himself as money for walking, he got personal service for nothing, but he was so happy, he snickered when he lowered his head, and recovered when he looked up. With an arrogant look, he stretched out his foot and motioned for him to put it on: "My officer... no, why did your elder brother tell you?"
"You're so innocent." Zeng Xianghu chuckled.
Shen Yin didn't want to hear this at all: "You need to say it."
Seeing him happy, Zeng Xiang was even more happy, shook off his coat, and dressed neatly: "He told me not to listen to your nonsense, just fart, and I'll talk about it when he comes back."
"Fart." Shen Yin suddenly said angrily, his willow eyebrows were erected, and he looked angry with his nose and eyes raised.
Shen Yin said that farting is the same as rolling eyes with Ju Tongye, and it has no deterrent effect.So Zeng Xiang was not afraid, and coaxed with a patient smile: "Yes, yes, I fart, your boss doesn't remember the mistakes of villains."
Shen Yin found that he was talking to ducks, and the Huairou policy had completely failed, so he pinched his face, pursed his thin lips and said with a smile: "Do you know what it is to despise an official of the court?"
The more Zeng Xiang looked at Shen Yin, the more he felt like a smiling tiger. He should have a sunny smile, but it was full of knife points and blood.It took a shiver to realize that there was something in Shen Yin's words, and he didn't doubt whether he was the county magistrate, he believed everything such an excellent person said.Zeng Xiang shook his head desperately, stunned like a hollow carrot: "I don't know."
Shen Yin put his hands behind his back, as if thinking, and said arrogantly: "Contempt for the court officials, big and small, will be regarded as contempt for the court, treason!" In addition, everyone couldn't find their way home, and knew that they needed to work harder at this moment, "The principal offender beheaded for public display, and his family was exiled, and the female relatives were used as official slaves. Zeng Xiang, how many members of your family are there?"
That sentence was hooked, and Zeng Xiang, who was not very courageous at all, was hooked up and chopped up to feed the dogs.
Zeng Xiang knelt down with a bang, his knees hurt when he heard the pain, and he saw Zeng Xiang holding Shen Yin's leg tremblingly, as if he would behead himself to show the public as soon as he let go, and the wailing words were broken into sentences intermittently : "My lord, I was wrong... I, I, I... I didn't despise the court officials, neither did I and my eldest brother. There are only six or seven in my family... No, no... There are fifteen people, including my wife who has never been married. That's sixteen... and two dogs and a tank of fish, there are too many fish to count..."
"It's good to understand." Shen Yin was very satisfied, and his face was not stingy and his face was full of pride, like a peach blossom, "By the way, don't tell Ju Tongye about this matter, I have a mission to come here this time. The fewer people who know, the better."
"I heard, I heard..." Zeng Xiang slapped his chest thumpingly, and there was a burst of spring thunder, and he made an oath to the sky, which was powerful and eloquent, "I once made this oath again and again, and I will definitely obey it. If I break this oath, I will be called I will die badly, and there will be five thunders from the sky..." I also felt that the words of looking for death and life were completely unreliable, and there must be a novelty that made the fairy-like county magistrate believe, "The daughter-in-law who got it flew away!"
Shen Yin squinted her eyes, doubling her condescending deterrence: "Do you have a wife?"
Talking about a daughter-in-law, Zeng Xiang seemed to have eaten a hundred thousand guts, got up and said with a smirk: "I have it, I will make a decision, and I will marry her when she is older. Brother Ju secretly saw it, and told me it looks good when I come back. "
Shen Yin scolded him inwardly for being stupid, his face remained unchanged, seemingly unintentionally: "We live in the same village."
Zeng Xiang was overjoyed: "Brother Ju hasn't done it yet, sir, can you tell Brother Ju?"
Shen Yin gnashed his teeth and kicked him: "Lu beetle!"
Zeng Xiang was often scolded and beaten for no reason, he was used to it, and he didn't know where he made a mistake that annoyed him: "Are you hungry? There are steamed buns in the pot."
"Go and call Ju Tongye." Shen Yin wakes up and doesn't see Ju Tongye. He misses Ju Tongye and greets him again, "Come back! Bring the steamed buns first."
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Living in the same field, he knew that nothing good would happen to Shen Yin after he woke up. He was like a devil in the world, but wouldn't he make troubles from time to time and turn his back on his back?Fortunately, there were only two people in the yamen, and so was the misfortune.
There are no servants in the yamen, Shen Yin calls Zeng Xiang as a servant and Ju Tongye as a follower, asking him to follow at all times, obey orders, and never slack off.
Ju Tongye knew that there was no possibility of a case in Xiaozhou, so following Shen Yin was nothing more than serving tea and water, pinching his waist and beating his back. Although the arrester is not an official, he still guards the peace of one side and does not invade an inch of land. If you don't follow it, you can't let up on such important things as patrolling the streets.
Shen Yin expected that he would say this, and was prepared for it, so he took the time to say: "The Zeng rang."
Ju Tongye couldn't find Zeng Xiang up and down, so he just wanted to rush to the street and grab him and beat him up.
He didn't want to bother people, lest Ju Tongye's temper would be regarded as abuse. He has a good ability to know people and make good use of them, but he can figure out Ju Tongye's temper after a few meetings. Acting coquettishly, she said, "Go and bring me the files from the past, and I'll take a look."
Ju Tongye saw that his face with peach blossoms was very beautiful, but beauty was profane when applied to him, seeing his slender willow body always standing upright, and the feeling of his own flowers was even more offensive and profane.But he actually wanted the dossier, did this little lunatic really consider himself the magistrate of the county?
Seeing that Ju Tongye didn't move his feet for a long time, he sank into a chair, tapped his fingers on the table, and jumped up with a sound, straight to Ju Tongye's heart.
Shen Yin asked: "Why, can't it work? Want me to take it myself? That's fine, can you show me the way?"
Ju Tongye dusted off his shirt and stood up, thinking about how much money this nonsense kid would get if he sold it.Thinking of this, he trembled secretly, fortunately this boy who didn't know his background met him, otherwise there would be all evil spirits outside, disturbed and kind people, and it would be his fate to be caught and sentenced to contempt of court.
Zeng Xiang watched the majestic grandfather of his county sleeping peacefully, and felt that he had caused a catastrophe. He suddenly thought of killing people and destroying his body, and the dignified policeman thought of violating laws and disciplines and sent him to prison with his own hands. He slapped himself first, and sighed: "Hey, what's the matter. Brother, do you think the county magistrate will blame us when he wakes up? Or let's run away first."
"The magistrate? A lunatic is more or less the same." Ju Tongye said in a low voice, afraid of disturbing others.
Zeng Xiang regretted that the slap was too heavy, he covered his face and showed grievance, as if he was slapped by his elder brother himself: "No, no, elder brother, is he the magistrate or not?"
Ju Tongye looked at Shen Yin on the reclining chair, he was thin and naive, he was restless when he was awake, and he was bold when he was sleeping. This appearance made him flustered, as if he was instigated by himself for the crime of impersonating the county magistrate: " No, send him in."
Zeng Xiang was taken aback: "Send it in? Where?"
When the previous county magistrate came, he had nothing in his sleeves. In order to be transferred, he had nothing. Before he left, he took everything he could take away as supplements.The only bathtub left behind was bought by the former county magistrate for the concubine from other places, and it couldn't fit in the mule cart, so he sighed and gave up the money he got.
Therefore, in the yamen, there are not even extra benches, but there are many empty kangs, and the bedding is only a set for occasional overnight stays in the same field.Ju Tongye himself is ashamed to be seen by others, let alone this little lunatic with delicate skin and tender flesh, I am afraid that he will be riddled with holes.
It’s better than nothing, he’s suffering from cold but he has no money to buy medicine for him, he can only be blamed if he’s arrogant and arrogant as the magistrate of the county, he lives in the same field and expects him to change some money, so he waved Zeng Xiang to play , personally carried Shen Yin into the house, twisted the corners of the quilt and carefully rolled it into a silkworm chrysalis, turned to leave, but saw that the face exposed outside was really beautiful, and the heart was like spring water, making people unable to stop and watch.
It's so pitiful to be away from home.No one loves to live in the same field as a child, but I love myself, and I have to feed and clothe a puppy, let alone a dog for money.
Ju Tongye asked Zeng Xiang to take good care of the little lunatic, he never left him, even when he urinated and defecated, he had to stare at him, if he didn't pay attention, he made people run away, and the money he got flew away.
Zeng Xiang brought Shen Yin's luggage in, the thin bag was very pitiful.Originally, he still had clothes on, but now that he was wearing them, he looked like he had nothing.
Ju Tongye weighed it, and his hand told him that there were books and the four treasures of the study, but there were no official offices and official seals.Why doesn't the magistrate of the county take office without an official seal?Official uniforms can be made in a hurry, but I have never heard of people who make official seals in a hurry. He is undoubtedly a daring little lunatic.Putting it in the house, he lifted his feet and walked out.
Zeng Xiang felt uneasy, thinking that his eldest brother was going to abandon him and run away, so he hurriedly stopped him: "Brother, where are you going?"
Ju Tongye looked down on his younger brother's IQ: "Where can I go? Find out who lost the child."
Zeng Xiang asked innocently: "Then what should I do if I can't find it?"
Ju Tongye said angrily: "I can't find you and took you back to my family."
"No, no, my daughter-in-law hasn't gotten married yet, what's the matter with opening her mouth." Zeng Xiang waved his hands quickly, and couldn't help but stare at the person on the bed out of the corner of his eyes, thinking in his heart whether the unmarried daughter-in-law is as good-looking as him .
Ju Tongye reluctantly took out a few copper coin plugs and Zeng Xiang, and told him to buy some white flour steamed buns to fill his stomach when the little lunatic woke up.
·
Shen Yin fell asleep with his head covered for three days and three nights. He slept in such a daze that he didn't know where he was, and he didn't roll over. Fortunately, he didn't roll over, otherwise he would have been woken up long ago.Occasionally he woke up, Zeng Xiang waited on him to eat steamed buns and drink water.
Ju Tongye expected that the little lunatic would be very troubled when he woke up, so he took this opportunity to inquire who was going to a nearby county on business recently, and inquired about it by the way.But inquiring about this matter is not a matter of a day or two, people are awake, and there is no news yet.
After Shen Yin woke up, she felt as if every inch of her body had been pricked by needles, and there was a pile of steamed buns next to her pillow, who left it.He babbled and babbled, full of the sour smell of steamed buns, but he didn't remember eating the steamed buns.When he woke up, he saw Zeng Xiang, his face was gloomy, and his mind was full of living in the same country, asking where he was going.
Zeng Xiang said in a daze: "He, I'm going to find out your parents, little brother, don't worry, I will definitely find your family."
After pondering for a while, the two arresters just ignored their own words, and they don't know how their parents were born, how could they be so stupid.Shen Yin pointed to her nose, with a smile on her face: "What did you call me?"
"Little brother." Zeng Xiang brought in Shen Yin's spring blue robe and put it on the bed.He felt so uncomfortable seeing the crumpled clothes as if he had been wrung. He couldn't help washing them, and ironed them with the bottom of the hot kettle. They were neatly folded. Sleeves, in the end there is no need.
Sitting on the edge of the bed, Zeng Xiang immediately knelt down to wait on him to put on socks and shoes, Shen Yin thought that he really treated himself as money for walking, he got personal service for nothing, but he was so happy, he snickered when he lowered his head, and recovered when he looked up. With an arrogant look, he stretched out his foot and motioned for him to put it on: "My officer... no, why did your elder brother tell you?"
"You're so innocent." Zeng Xianghu chuckled.
Shen Yin didn't want to hear this at all: "You need to say it."
Seeing him happy, Zeng Xiang was even more happy, shook off his coat, and dressed neatly: "He told me not to listen to your nonsense, just fart, and I'll talk about it when he comes back."
"Fart." Shen Yin suddenly said angrily, his willow eyebrows were erected, and he looked angry with his nose and eyes raised.
Shen Yin said that farting is the same as rolling eyes with Ju Tongye, and it has no deterrent effect.So Zeng Xiang was not afraid, and coaxed with a patient smile: "Yes, yes, I fart, your boss doesn't remember the mistakes of villains."
Shen Yin found that he was talking to ducks, and the Huairou policy had completely failed, so he pinched his face, pursed his thin lips and said with a smile: "Do you know what it is to despise an official of the court?"
The more Zeng Xiang looked at Shen Yin, the more he felt like a smiling tiger. He should have a sunny smile, but it was full of knife points and blood.It took a shiver to realize that there was something in Shen Yin's words, and he didn't doubt whether he was the county magistrate, he believed everything such an excellent person said.Zeng Xiang shook his head desperately, stunned like a hollow carrot: "I don't know."
Shen Yin put his hands behind his back, as if thinking, and said arrogantly: "Contempt for the court officials, big and small, will be regarded as contempt for the court, treason!" In addition, everyone couldn't find their way home, and knew that they needed to work harder at this moment, "The principal offender beheaded for public display, and his family was exiled, and the female relatives were used as official slaves. Zeng Xiang, how many members of your family are there?"
That sentence was hooked, and Zeng Xiang, who was not very courageous at all, was hooked up and chopped up to feed the dogs.
Zeng Xiang knelt down with a bang, his knees hurt when he heard the pain, and he saw Zeng Xiang holding Shen Yin's leg tremblingly, as if he would behead himself to show the public as soon as he let go, and the wailing words were broken into sentences intermittently : "My lord, I was wrong... I, I, I... I didn't despise the court officials, neither did I and my eldest brother. There are only six or seven in my family... No, no... There are fifteen people, including my wife who has never been married. That's sixteen... and two dogs and a tank of fish, there are too many fish to count..."
"It's good to understand." Shen Yin was very satisfied, and his face was not stingy and his face was full of pride, like a peach blossom, "By the way, don't tell Ju Tongye about this matter, I have a mission to come here this time. The fewer people who know, the better."
"I heard, I heard..." Zeng Xiang slapped his chest thumpingly, and there was a burst of spring thunder, and he made an oath to the sky, which was powerful and eloquent, "I once made this oath again and again, and I will definitely obey it. If I break this oath, I will be called I will die badly, and there will be five thunders from the sky..." I also felt that the words of looking for death and life were completely unreliable, and there must be a novelty that made the fairy-like county magistrate believe, "The daughter-in-law who got it flew away!"
Shen Yin squinted her eyes, doubling her condescending deterrence: "Do you have a wife?"
Talking about a daughter-in-law, Zeng Xiang seemed to have eaten a hundred thousand guts, got up and said with a smirk: "I have it, I will make a decision, and I will marry her when she is older. Brother Ju secretly saw it, and told me it looks good when I come back. "
Shen Yin scolded him inwardly for being stupid, his face remained unchanged, seemingly unintentionally: "We live in the same village."
Zeng Xiang was overjoyed: "Brother Ju hasn't done it yet, sir, can you tell Brother Ju?"
Shen Yin gnashed his teeth and kicked him: "Lu beetle!"
Zeng Xiang was often scolded and beaten for no reason, he was used to it, and he didn't know where he made a mistake that annoyed him: "Are you hungry? There are steamed buns in the pot."
"Go and call Ju Tongye." Shen Yin wakes up and doesn't see Ju Tongye. He misses Ju Tongye and greets him again, "Come back! Bring the steamed buns first."
·
Living in the same field, he knew that nothing good would happen to Shen Yin after he woke up. He was like a devil in the world, but wouldn't he make troubles from time to time and turn his back on his back?Fortunately, there were only two people in the yamen, and so was the misfortune.
There are no servants in the yamen, Shen Yin calls Zeng Xiang as a servant and Ju Tongye as a follower, asking him to follow at all times, obey orders, and never slack off.
Ju Tongye knew that there was no possibility of a case in Xiaozhou, so following Shen Yin was nothing more than serving tea and water, pinching his waist and beating his back. Although the arrester is not an official, he still guards the peace of one side and does not invade an inch of land. If you don't follow it, you can't let up on such important things as patrolling the streets.
Shen Yin expected that he would say this, and was prepared for it, so he took the time to say: "The Zeng rang."
Ju Tongye couldn't find Zeng Xiang up and down, so he just wanted to rush to the street and grab him and beat him up.
He didn't want to bother people, lest Ju Tongye's temper would be regarded as abuse. He has a good ability to know people and make good use of them, but he can figure out Ju Tongye's temper after a few meetings. Acting coquettishly, she said, "Go and bring me the files from the past, and I'll take a look."
Ju Tongye saw that his face with peach blossoms was very beautiful, but beauty was profane when applied to him, seeing his slender willow body always standing upright, and the feeling of his own flowers was even more offensive and profane.But he actually wanted the dossier, did this little lunatic really consider himself the magistrate of the county?
Seeing that Ju Tongye didn't move his feet for a long time, he sank into a chair, tapped his fingers on the table, and jumped up with a sound, straight to Ju Tongye's heart.
Shen Yin asked: "Why, can't it work? Want me to take it myself? That's fine, can you show me the way?"
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