official in the wild

In the north, there is a big and prosperous city like Xi'an, and there is also a small place named Xiaozhou. This place is so poor, not to mention officials, beggars don't come here.The previous magistrate gritted his teeth and finally couldn't bear it for three months, so he asked his wife to sell a dowry to bribe his superiors, and then he was transferred.I don't blame him for living in the same field. Before leaving, he gave a pack of white flour steamed buns as a gift, and asked to slow down on the road.

Ju Tongye deliberately didn't leave, and sure enough the mule cart hadn't gone far before the bag of steamed buns was thrown from the window.Living in the same field, like the eagle holding the rabbit, he rushed to pick it up, and ate it deliciously for three days.

The poverty of Xiazhou can also be said from Ju Tongye.After the county magistrate left, the official position was vacant, and this place is where the catchers live in the same field and grow up.I live in the same field for breakfast on weekdays with two unshakeable steamed buns. On the first and fifteenth day of the lunar new year, I see meaty food when I improve the food, and I go to the market to eat a bowl of glutinous rice noodles.

One day, Ju Tongye followed the crowds to the market, and his dirty boots turned into new gray boots. He finally squeezed into the noodle stall and watched bowls of noodles served, but it was a pity that all of them were served in front of others.With the tip of his chopsticks in his mouth, he swallowed, fooling himself that he wasn't hungry, so don't gobble them up like them later, he doesn't know what real meat tastes like when a bowl of noodles comes out.

When the steaming noodles came, Ju Tongye took a deep breath, sucked the smell into his brain, stirred and was about to start eating, when suddenly he saw a person lying on the table, out of breath.

Zeng Xiang rolled his eyes while running, and finally found Ju Tongye.If it wasn't for the first day of junior high school today, he really didn't know where to find someone.Zeng Xiang is one of the only two catchers in Xiaozhou, he is the same catcher as Ju Tongye, he should be on an equal footing, but Zeng Xiang is kind, he thinks that he came late and should be a junior, so he recognizes Ju Tongye as the eldest brother.

The fact is that Zeng Xiang is older than Ju Tongye, the youngest son of his family, well-off and well-loved, he has been living in poverty until he was a weak crown, the family donated some money to the then county magistrate, and became a cheap catcher .No matter how big or small, they are all officials. After eating official meals, the Zeng family felt that the youngest son had grown up.

Ju Tongye was afraid that he would snatch the noodles, so he hurriedly picked up the bowl and ate: "What are you panicking about?"

Xiazhou is too poor, and he has lived in the same field as a police officer for many years, but he has never encountered anything to panic, and he firmly believes that he is just making a fuss.

Zeng Xiang finally recovered his breath: "A beggar fell asleep at the gate of the yamen."

There have been no beggars in this place for many years, and the family can't get enough to eat, so who would give alms to beggars.Ju Tongye's head was full of noodles, he couldn't pretend to be a beggar, he slurped up noodles, and said, "No matter what big event, it's worth your fuss."

Embarrassed, Zeng Xiang rubbed his hands and bowed down with a smile: "It's not that if you don't come, big brother, I dare not open the door and go in."

"Wait until I finish eating." Ju Tongye knew that Zeng Xiangsheng loved Jie, and a speck of dust could make him jump, so he gave him a blank look.The black pupils of his eyes outshone the whites of his eyes, and the white ones really don't have much deterrent power.

Zeng Xiangdang didn't twist a rag before he was arrested. Seeing that the yamen was lived in a pig's nest, his skin was itchy, his hands were itchy, he couldn't eat and sleep at night, and he didn't eat, drink or sleep for three days and three nights. It was brand new and shiny, and it took three days of hard work to make mental achievements before I dared to step into the yamen.

However, because it only rained last night, the market was not even as good as a pigsty, and it was like sitting on pins and needles, pulling Ju Tongye to leave: "Why don't we leave now, sleeping with a beggar at the gate of the yamen will hurt our brother's face, won't it?" The more urgent he spoke, the more indifferent Ju Tongye became, so he choked out a woman's thin voice and called out, "Brother——Brother Ju——"

Ju Tongye couldn't bear to disappoint him, in fact, his voice was no different from that of a pig seeing a butcher's blade, he had no choice but to tell the handyman that he took the bowl away and returned it when he had time.

How can a handyman refuse to do it, the left and right are not his own bowls.

Staying in the same field, eat a bowl of noodles and wipe it clean, raise your neck to drink the last drop of noodle soup, scoop up the green onions in the bowl, follow Zeng Xiang without looking at the road, and enjoy the wonderful taste of simmered meat all the way, smashing the soles of your mouth and feet Flowers are like spring breeze blowing willows on the face, full of comfort.

Zeng Xiang was talking about the beggar, so naturally he didn't notice that his eldest brother was wearing a flower on his face, and he kept urging him to hurry up: "This is the first beggar we have dealt with, brother, what do you think we should do with it?"

Ju Tongye is still reminiscing: "You still ask me how to deal with it, how to deal with it before, how to deal with it now."

Zeng Xiang had a small calculation in his heart: "But we didn't dare to treat beggars before, so we left without food for two days."

Ju Tongye understood what he meant, clasped his chopsticks and took the bowl with one hand, and reprimanded unhurriedly: "If he doesn't leave, I'll just drive him away myself. Why are you talking so much nonsense?"

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While speaking, he arrived in front of the yamen, and the beggar was sleeping against the threshold. If ordinary people could still cross it, Zeng Xiang would definitely not be able to get off this foot, it's not that he blocked the way.

There are more than one door in the yamen, there is a door for officials to enter and exit, and there are side doors for servants to go through. However, the Xiazhou yamen has been in disrepair for a long time, and they are all repaired by people who live in the same field with old things when they are free, but both of them are children. The craftsmanship of playing house, until later, for some reason, the two side doors were filled.

The beggar was said to be a beggar, but he was cleaner than the common beggars, with healthy limbs, not unkempt, and not covered in pus and sores to attract sympathy.A good young man has hands and feet, what can he do wrong, insist on begging?The most annoying thing about living in the same field is this kind of beggar, who sits on a broken rice bowl and sits in a corner all day in a daze. He has three meals a day without worrying about food and clothing.

Ju Tongye signaled Zeng Xiang to wake him up, but Zeng Xiang didn't dare to approach him, so Ju Tongye walked over while cursing: "You bitch, there are so many shits."

The beggar was sleeping soundly, and when he heard the movement, he turned over and faced the gate and continued to sleep peacefully.

Ju Tongye raised his foot and thought about where to kick, but it was obviously not appropriate to kick anywhere.Beggars are human beings too, so you can't behave like this, let alone a skinny beggar, if you accidentally kick a bone and break it, you can rely on it.While thinking about it, he saw a series of gray palm prints on the painted red door, and the copper ring was also stained with dust.Apparently the beggar knocked on the door and was ignored, so he blocked the door while sleeping here.

Ju Tongye squatted down, pushed the beggar unceremoniously, and finally woke him up. After all, he was a policeman, and he had followed several county magistrates before and after, and he pretended to be a good official: "Who are you? How dare you sleep here? Do you know where this place is!"

The beggar was half awake, his eyes half closed, and he was dumbfounded.

Ju Tongye waited for him to answer, and saw the beggar holding the cloth bag under his head in his arms, and continued to lean his head against the gate, not sure if he was asleep or he didn't want to talk to him, it was impossible to be really caught by his two words The half-baked mandarin is frightening.

Ju Tongye pushed and yelled, but the beggar remained silent, so Ju Tongye finally lost his patience, rolled up his sleeves, and was about to throw the beggar into the street, Zeng Xiang hurried up to hug him.Zeng Xiang was old, so he was good at eating snacks, but he couldn't compete with those who had eaten all kinds of meals.

Zeng Xiang is really not the material to be a fast catcher, kind-hearted faults seem to be flooding the ocean, and he persuaded: "Forget it, big brother, at least our two brothers have not lived for two months, so what are you going to do to drive him away? Feed him enough." If you eat rice, treat it like picking up a dog."

Ju Tongye glared at him angrily, he raised and lowered his foot just now and finally found a suitable partner, and scolded: "You are the one who said to kick out, and you are the one who didn't call it to be kicked out."

Zeng Xiang hurriedly jumped and hid, agile like a monkey, and laughed happily: "When did I say I was kicked out, I just said there is a beggar at the door, come and have a look!"

There was constant noise nearby, the beggar finally woke up and yawned big.

Seeing this, Zeng Xiang finally stopped running away: "He's awake."

Ju Tongye finally kicked Zeng Xiang to the ground, and saw that the beggar didn't look like a beggar, his clothes were just dirty, and he held a cloth bag in his arms, like the youngest son of some family who ran away from home and regretted halfway When he got lost, he picked up the nearest yamen to report the case to himself.

The more he looked at him, the less he looked like a beggar. No one in Xiaozhou reported his disappearance. Maybe he was lost in a nearby county town. He lived in the same field thinking about it, and took Zeng Xiang aside to discuss.

When Zeng Xiang heard that it might be a case of disappearance, he smiled and jumped up with joy: "That's great, brother! We finally have a big case!"

"Keep your voice down, what to do if you scare me away." Ju Tongye hurriedly scolded in a low voice, glanced at the beggar, saw that he was looking around like a lamb, and he didn't know he was in the tiger's mouth, so he was relieved and taught, "Turn back and call!" If his parents send some money, our yamen should be repaired properly."

Naturally, Zeng Xiang had nothing to say, and praised in his heart that the big brother deserves to be the big brother, he is smart. of.

Ju Tongye walked up to the beggar, thinking that the little beggar had nothing to do with his body and fat, so he was a poor man. He squatted down, dipped his finger in saliva, and wiped the beggar's face hard, revealing half of his face with powder makeup Yu Zhuo, flushed by his ruthless efforts, as smooth and tender as fresh steamed buns just out of the pan, must be the young master of a rich family, he is very satisfied and can exchange a lot of money.

Zeng Xiang didn't know that Ju Tongye was full of money, and felt that his elder brother was mighty and his professional dignity was related, so he whispered softly like coaxing a child: "Are you hungry, do you want something to eat?" Seeing that The other half of the beggar's face was still dark, and he felt even more pitiful, "Why don't you take a bath first, look at this little face is dirty."

Ju Tongye was still satisfied with the last sentence, he couldn't make Yin Zi hungry, but when he heard the next sentence, he felt that Zeng Xiangren's stupid words deserved a beating, so he turned his head and gave him a hard look, then turned his head again, only to see the beggar raised his head, His eyes were more dazzling than the streamer, and he stared at himself without blinking.

Those eyes are beautiful and tight, and the autumn water is brighter than the sun at noon, staring at Ju Tongye like an awl.Although he is a small catcher in a backcountry, his eyes are his eyes, his nose is his nose, his chin is also well-shaped, and he likes everything about his eyes, ears, mouth, and nose.He looked at Ju Tongye's Adam's apple again, as if it was a property that no one could touch.

The beggar blinked and turned his gaze away. Only then did Ju Tongye feel relieved, and the enthusiasm was not so strong anymore. He heard the beggar's voice: "Okay, take a bath first."

The troubles in the early morning are extremely troublesome. After eating a bowl of noodles, although I have a lot of strength in the same field, I don’t want to use it to boil water for bathing beggars. I kicked Zeng Xiang to boil the bath water: "Go away."