Lookout Men and Widows

Luo Bei is a very familiar person. The specific manifestation is that as soon as he entered the coffee shop, he squeezed Yang Xuan away to sit next to You Ming, and asked You Ming very kindly what he liked to drink and what he liked to eat. He was more enthusiastic than the previous ones. Yang Xuan was even better.

You Ming ordered a cup of cappuccino, and he said on the sidelines: "I also really like to drink this, and I think it tastes better than other coffees."

You Ming ordered some more desserts, and he praised them one by one.

As soon as he spoke, Yang Xuan rolled his eyes on the opposite side.

Even if he saw it, he pretended not to see it.

You Ming thought that Robert should be in a hurry when encountering this kind of thing, but he didn't seem to be in a hurry at all, and Xianxin flirted with You Ming unilaterally, he was a master of self-directed and self-acted one-man shows.

It was still Yang Xuan who reminded: "You have something to say, otherwise I really don't care about you."

Then Luo Bei glared at Yang Xuan and began to say: "At first, I met my ex-boyfriend on a date, and I didn't want to fall in love at first. After all, when we fall in love, someone will take care of us. I yearn for freedom by nature. It was he who chased after me so hard that I agreed."

"Before I quarreled with him, he misunderstood that I was out on a date with someone, and he wouldn't listen to me no matter how I explained."

"Then I became impatient, and said that it was fine to follow the stick, and it was not up to him."

"And then he blew up."

Yang Xuan had no expression on his face: "It's me, I'm going to explode too, what are you talking about?"

Robert said awkwardly: "Actually, I haven't found anyone else since I was with him."

After finishing speaking, he emphasized to Yang Xuan: "You can't tell others."

Yang Xuan ate a mango slice, rolled his eyes and said, "Okay, I definitely won't say anything."

Robert has never been short of men, but he himself has been solo since his mother's birth, and he has died from floods and droughts.

You Ming asked Robert: "Did you never feel that he was a crow's mouth when you were with him?"

Robert: "I think, the weather forecast said there would be no rain the next day, but he insisted on saying that there must be rain with so many dark clouds. The weather forecast was wrong, and the next day was really heavy rain. I always thought that the weather forecast was really wrong. .”

"There are many other things besides the weather." Robert counted with his fingers, "If you go on a trip, you must say that your luggage will definitely be stolen, and it will be stolen."

"It said my bank card must be demagnetized."

"He also said that my company is rotten and will go bankrupt in a few days."

As Robert spoke, he was fascinated: "Why should I promise him? What kind of vision do I have? Not only is he crow-mouthed, but he is also a pessimist. He never thinks about good things when traveling, and only thinks about bad things."

"He probably doesn't know that he is Yanling." You Ming took a sip of his coffee, and after he finished it he realized that he ordered it wrong. He should have ordered a vanilla latte.

Robert: "I think he cursed me very neatly. He must know that he is a word spirit, so he will harm an innocent boy like me."

Yang Xuan made a retching movement.

You Ming asked him: "Are there any other strange things besides these?"

Robert touched the back of his head: "Strange things? There are more, such as peeing in the middle of the night, but he fell asleep standing up in the toilet without even lifting his pants. He often said that he had nightmares, After the first nightmare, I will..."

Yang Xuan urged him: "What are you going to do?"

Robert lowered his head and said shyly, "Fuck me."

Yang Xuan and You Ming trembled.

This dog food is too choking, they refused.

Probably because he found that the atmosphere was not right, Robert changed the subject again: "Actually, he is quite good. If he hadn't always wanted to control me, I wouldn't have quarreled with him."

"Handsome, rich, and generous." Robert sighed: "It's still a rare handsome guy with strong muscles and not small muscles. You can't find it."

Yang Xuan rolled his eyes to the sky: "Then if you don't take pleasure in it, I think you just did it."

Robert was not convinced: "If you are in a relationship, your boyfriend looks at your phone every day, and you have to share your location with him when you want to go out. If there is a hotel next to you when you are walking, he will call you, and you have to explain it to him all the time. .”

"You can't avoid him even on the phone. Once you avoid him, you will say that you have ghosts in your heart."

"You must hold hands when you go out, especially when you are at a gathering of friends. He has to declare his sovereignty."

"Too annoying, just like Tang Seng in Journey to the West." Robert sighed, "No one is perfect, handsome and muscular or big dick, so perfect but never has a love partner, there must be something wrong! Poor me, I was blinded by beauty at first."

You Ming interrupted him, if he let him go, he could complain for a few more hours.

"Do you have his contact information? It's best to make an appointment and let me see it." You Ming said.

Now You Ming suspects that the other party doesn't even know that he is a word spirit, and telling the other party rashly may be counterproductive.

Robert looked nervous: "Ask him out?"

You Ming nodded.

Robert struggled: "I asked him out, didn't I just bow to him first?"

Yang Xuan: "Anyway, you already have a new boyfriend, what are you afraid of?"

Robert said in a low voice, "I lied to you. Actually, there are no toys. I just can't use the toys."

Yang Xuan was dumbfounded: "What's the benefit of you lying to me?"

Robert: "It makes me look more attractive."

Yang Xuan: "..."

Robert's boyfriend is the second generation of demolition, and he is the only son in the family. His family was not bad at first. After the demolition of his hometown, he was immediately promoted to a net worth of tens of millions. He still has seven houses for rent in his hometown, so life is not worrying. , his parents let him collect the rent by himself, and the rent is his.

He and Robert met in a bar, of course they were gay, and they only accepted male guests. The two "loved each other" and went to open a room after seeing each other.

Then it becomes an object.

When Luo Bei called his boyfriend Zhao Mu, his whole demeanor changed, and he became extremely well-behaved.

Robert said: "Come out for dinner tomorrow?"

I don't know what was said there, and Robert's tone was not very good: "Will you come if you like?"

After a few more words over there, Robert finally said: "Let's make it at the black tea restaurant. Don't be late tomorrow at noon."

After hanging up the phone, Luo Bei smiled at You Ming and Yang Xuan: "It's an appointment, he's just like that, he's so stubborn."

When Robert talked about Zhao Mu, although his tone was distasteful, his expression revealed his thoughts, and it would not be an exaggeration to say that he was very happy.

When the three parted, Yang Xuan said to You Ming, "I think he's going to calm down this time."

You Ming is not interested in other people's emotional life, he is only interested in Yan Ling.

Yan Ling has always been a good spirit but not a bad spirit. If it is in daily life, it is fine, but at most it is unlucky for yourself and the people around you.

But if his ability is getting stronger and stronger, the scope of influence will be wider, which is not a good thing.

You Ming wanted to solve the matter of Yan Ling.

At noon the next day, You Ming and Yang Xuan arrived at the restaurant together, where Robert had already been waiting.

He still remembered the taste of You Ming yesterday, and bought drinks for both You Ming and Yang Xuan.

You Ming looked at the cappuccino in front of him, and thanked him politely - he just ordered the wrong one yesterday.

But I have to admit that Robert is a very considerate person when he is not a nympho.

Probably because he found out that You Ming didn't like being hugged by him, and Robert didn't say provocative words anymore, and became serious.

Zhao Mu is a tall man approaching 1.9 meters. He has sharp edges and corners. He is upright. He has a high forehead and straight nose. He looks very serious. When he walked over, it happened that Robert stood up. What is "the cutest height difference".

"Who are they?" Zhao Mu frowned, he thought that Robert came to him to apologize, but did he bring someone to him to apologize?

Robert: "My friend, sit down quickly, what are you doing standing there?"

Zhao Mu just sat down, looked back and forth between You Ming and Yang Xuan a few times, and then looked at You Ming with a frown.

"He's your new boyfriend?" Zhao Mu knew the hostility towards You Ming at a glance, and he taunted, "I don't think so."

What he said made him feel a little guilty, but he still forced himself to be strong.

The private room where four people sit is quiet, and you are not afraid of being heard outside if you talk inside.

Just as Robert was about to speak, he heard You Ming get to the point and said, "You never knew that you were a spirit of speech?"

Zhao Mu: "What did you say?"

You Ming: "Yan Ling, the words you have said since you were young have always been good but not bad. Didn't you realize that?"

Zhao Mu asked suspiciously, "How did you know? Robert told you?"

You Ming nodded.

Zhao Mu stared at Robert: "Robei, don't go too far! You still speak ill of me after breaking up?"

Robert didn't show any weakness: "Why do I just say bad things about you? What I said are all facts, so you just say whether you are a crow's mouth!"

Zhao Mu and Robert stared at each other like two fighting cocks.

Or You Ming said: "Have you been like this since you were a child, or did you suddenly become like this in a certain period of time?"

Zhao Mu put his arms around his chest and leaned on the chair: "Why should I tell you? What good does it do me to tell you?"

You Ming: "You have no benefit, you still have to pay me."

Zhao Mu sneered: "Come on, I think you are crazy about money. How did Robert tell you? Did you mean that I am very rich?"

Yang Xuan was not happy on the side: "My Brother You will still covet your money, but my Brother You's family is..."

Before Yang Xuan finished speaking, You Ming patted him on the shoulder, and Yang Xuan quickly shut up.

It's better to be more cautious if you don't reveal your wealth.

You Ming looked at Zhao Mu: "Your condition is a speech spirit, a special constitution, a good spirit but not a bad spirit, either you don't speak, or force yourself not to say bad things, or you have to find a way to cure it."

Zhao Mu didn't believe it: "Where did you get Robbe to hire a charlatan? So unprofessional? You should at least do something to deceive people, such as laying a frying pan with bare hands before deceiving people."

Yang Xuan was so angry that he wanted to talk, but Luo Bei said, "If you are willing to cure me, I will get back together with you."

Zhao Mu glanced at Robert: "Do you think you are precious? I will do whatever you say?"

Robert went to get his bag, and glared angrily: "Forget it if you don't want to, we will go our separate ways in the future, and we will never see each other again in this life."

As soon as Luo Bei took his bag and was about to go out, Zhao Mu stood up and shouted at his back: "Can't you just say a few soft words to persuade me?!"