Lookout Men and Widows

Probably because he found out that his snake slough could be sold for money, the other party quickly quit his job and wanted to come to Hengdian to discuss the price with You Ming. According to Xu Meng, because he is a black household, even the job of moving bricks is not easy. When he found out, he gave the foreman a gift before he could work, and his salary was lower than others, only half of others.

Xu Meng said: "It's hard for monsters to find a job. We don't have a diploma. In the past, the inspection was not strict. The Internet is not convenient and you can fake it. Now it doesn't work. You can find it with a random search, so it depends on your fate."

"For example, if parents are well-connected among humans, their children can study with humans after they are born. In short, household registration and education are not a problem."

Xu Meng sighed: "Human race fights for father, and we monsters also fight now. We used to fight for cultivation."

You Ming and Xiaofeng lived in Hengdian for two days. Xu Meng and Zhao Yang were at their busiest time with the crew, and You Ming didn't bother them.

The snake demon's surname is Ren, and I don't know who took the name, it's very straightforward - Ren Facai.

When he came, he was wearing a pair of army green mud-stained yellow rubber shoes, and he was also wearing the clothes on the construction site, which were covered with ash and mud. His hair was very long, especially the bangs, which covered half of his face. He shrank his neck, his back was slightly bent, and he looked a little wretched.

There was a bulging woven bag in his hand, and a white plastic bucket sat under his buttocks.

When he saw You Ming, Ren Facai stood up awkwardly and picked up the plastic bucket, not knowing what to do.

He put all his eggs in one basket and quit his job to come here!The snake slough must be sold, otherwise he will have nothing to eat and must go back to his hometown on the mountain.

But when he left his hometown at the beginning, it was because of human beings' project to replant trees, many animals ran away, and he would be hungry if he stayed any longer, so he chose to transform into a human form and enter human society.

It's so hard to be human... poor human beings.

You Ming stood in front of him and stretched out his hand: "Hello, Mr. Ren."

Ren Facai panicked for a moment, wiped his hands on his clothes before holding You Ming's hand, and smiled unnaturally: "Yes yes yes, I am."

Before You Ming could continue speaking, Ren Facai handed over the woven bag. The woven bag was very big, and You Ming was a little confused.

Ren Facai said: "Everything you want is in it, it's all there! I shed my skin three or four times a year, and all the ones that have passed a thousand years are here."

Ren Facai asked anxiously: "Can you sell two hundred per catty? Xiaomeng said that your price is very fair and I came here. If you think it's too little, I will molt again in two months..."

Ren Facai swallowed.

You Ming said seriously and calmly: "Let's go to the hotel and talk."

Ren Facai nodded, and asked again: "Can you buy me a bottle of water? I lost my wallet on the train..."

"Come here by train?" You Ming bought water for Ren Facai at the automatic counter next to him. Ren Facai wanted nothing but the cheapest mineral water.

Ren Facai: "High-speed trains and planes require ID cards."

You Ming was surprised: "Don't you want the train?"

Ren Facai grinned: "I asked my colleagues to buy it for me. We don't need an ID card for the green train ticket check."

The green leather train... no wonder it took so long.

Ren Facai said happily: "Oh, the train is so fast, you humans are so powerful, it will take me a long time to climb."

You Ming led Ren Facai to the hotel room. Ren Facai sat on the sofa and moved every now and then, as if he had ADHD.

"What's wrong? Are you uncomfortable?" You Ming asked.

Ren Facai quickly said, "No, it's just too soft and I'm not used to it."

"I used to want to sit on a soft sofa and go to other people's stores, but they all drove me away."

He had a smirk on his face: "It's really difficult for you human beings to live. It's not like I used to be in the mountains. I only catch prey to drink water, and run away when I meet people."

You Ming glanced at the snakeskin bag he was holding.

Originally, only a little snake slough was needed, so this guy directly brought a snakeskin bag.

Ren Facai quickly told his whole life.

He had no parents when he was a little snake, so he didn't know if his parents were monsters or not.

Every day when they are hungry, they look for prey, and when they are thirsty, they go to the river in the mountains to drink water.

Time flies, he can become a human, only to find that the outside world has changed.

The people who enter the mountain wear different clothes, and their accents are also different. In the past, humans relied on their legs, but now there are roads in the mountains, and they go up the mountain on four-wheeled iron monsters. The little earth snakes that grew up in the mountains used to avoid people. He left, when he was still young, his predecessors told him that snake gallbladder is a good thing for human beings, and human beings will use them to make wine, so they will run away when they see people.

Those poisonous snakes can't escape the poisonous hands of human beings, let alone these non-poisonous snakes.

So Ren Facai was afraid of humans before going down the mountain.

His world is very simple and small, with blue sky and white clouds, curling green smoke, wild grass and wild flowers in the mountains and forests, and prey to eat.

He didn't go down the mountain until the forest was about to be planned and the prey was almost gone.

He was deceived as soon as he came down the mountain, and was deceived into working illegally in a black factory, with no wages including food and housing.

Later, the black factory was taken away, and he became a vagrant, looking for a job everywhere but hitting a wall.

There is no deposit of more than four figures.

I met Xu Meng because he joined a group of monsters. Monsters who have stayed in human society for a long time will teach experience to monsters who have just entered the society. It is a public welfare organization, and Xu Meng is responsible for making money in it.

Of course, although it is a public welfare organization, Xu Meng can still get money, which is donated by other monsters.

It was Xu Meng's idea to move bricks.

Nothing is better than doing nothing.

Ren Facai also said: "I've already thought about it. When I sell the snake slough, I'll set up a street stall."

"I won't go to the construction site anymore. I earn less at the construction site. My salary is half that of others, and my monthly income is not enough for me to buy meat..."

You Ming waited for him to finish, and then said softly: "I can't ask for so much."

Ren Facai was taken aback for a moment, looking pitiful as a concubine, and his tone became a little anxious: "Do you think it's too expensive? I can make it cheaper!"

"Two hundred a catty is a bit expensive." Ren Facai bit his lip and said, "Is one hundred a catty good?"

You Ming said: "I really don't want so much, but..."

Before You Ming could finish speaking, Ren Facai rushed to say, "Fifty a catty!"

Ren Facai: "It really can't be less...I calculated it. It costs at least 2000 yuan to set up a street stall. Now that the urban management is strict, I want to rent a place, and it costs several hundred yuan a month."

He was about to cry as he spoke.

It's really hard to be a human being, and it's hard to earn money for human beings.

You Ming sighed, and could only speed up his speech and finish speaking in one breath, so as not to be interrupted by Ren Facai again: "I mean, the quantity I want is not so much, but I will set the price according to the market price. I have calculated it. According to the amount I need, I will give you 300 million."

The 300 million is the price that You Ming decided after asking Jiang Huai. Although Jiang Huai is a ghost, he is a good player in this area. money.

According to Jiang Huai, these things have a price but no market, and many people have no place to buy them with money.

He himself does not have a thousand-year-old snake slough.

After all, the snake demon who has practiced for thousands of years is not short of this money. Snake slough has many uses, it can be used as medicine, and it can also be refined into a magic weapon. I have enough for my own use, so how can I sell it?

Ren Facai opened his mouth wide, unable to close it, and stammered, "Three, three million... how much is that?"

You Ming: "Add three zeros after three thousand."

Ren Facai looked as if he was about to faint with happiness.

"You are such a good person!" Ren Facai sent You Ming a good person card, "I have never met such a good person like you!"

"Then I can make the stall bigger!"

You Ming was stunned by his words: "Do you want to set up a street stall?"

Ren Facai touched the back of his head: "Without an ID card, I can't find a serious job. I need an ID card to run a shop, and I need an ID card to buy a house."

"You need to rent a house. I used to live in the house that the foreman rented for me. The foreman is such a good man!"

You Ming didn't know what to say.

Half of his salary was cut, and he felt that the other party was a good person just to help him rent a house.

Ren Facai was smiling, with a bright spring look, he was so happy that he didn't know what to do.

"Since monsters have a mutual aid association, there should be a way to get an ID card, right?" You Ming asked. He didn't know much about the inner workings of the monster group, but there are still many monsters mixed in among humans, and there will always be people who get the identity card. way to the ID card.

You Ming: "Xu Meng should have an ID card, right?"

Ren Facai said: "Xiaomeng doesn't have an ID card. She bought it from someone else. The person looks a bit like her, and he doesn't go out much in remote mountainous areas, so he sold it to her. The price is very high."

"She told others that she was different from the photo because of plastic surgery."

"However, there are very few people who are willing to sell their ID cards." Ren Facai sighed, "Xiaomeng is lucky."

You Ming couldn't help either. If he wanted help, he could only ask Papa Jiang and the others, but Ren Facai didn't have such a relationship with him that he wanted to trouble Papa Jiang and them for help.

But You Ming said: "I have a friend here, you can contact him and see if he can help you solve the ID card problem."

Half of Ren Facai's face was covered by bangs, but You Ming felt that his eyes lit up: "That's great, you are really a good person!"

You Ming asked Ren Facai to join Jiang Huai's friends.

Jiang Huai has a wide network of contacts, he is very good at managing these things, and has a good relationship with monsters, so there should be a way.

But Jiang Huai will definitely not work in vain, and he will probably charge some money.

But it's better than Ren Facai being a gangster all the time.

"At that time, you can still go to an adult university and get a diploma." You Ming said very gently.

Ren Facai: "No way, I don't know how to read. I used to recognize Chinese characters for hundreds of years, but now I realize that I mispronounced the characters and look different!"

Ren Facai spoke traditional characters.

Ren Facai's hair was wet with sweat, he reached out and wiped his bangs to his head, revealing his face.

He has a naturally pointed chin, a small nose, single eyelids, slanted eyebrows, and thin lips. When he looks at people, he looks sharp, but he is also very handsome. The Internet celebrity face with excessive plastic surgery, with those eyes, is very high-end.

You Ming said at this time: "Why do you have such long bangs? It's better to comb them up."

Ren Facai said in a low voice: "I don't like my face shape, I don't like it!"

Ren Facai: "I want a Chinese-character face. I heard that the plastic surgery technology is quite good now. I am going to get a Chinese-character face."

You Ming: "..."

Although the Chinese-character face is pretty good, but what if a snake becomes a Chinese-character face and returns to its original shape?

The snake with a Chinese character face feels like the status of the Tibetan fox among the foxes, they are all different.

"I think you can think about it again." You Ming didn't persuade him too much, the face is his own, and it's his own right to do whatever he wants.

Ren Facai had a simple and honest smile on his face, which didn't match his sharp and handsome face at all. He also said, "Fortunately, Xiaomeng came to me! Xiaomeng is so kind, and Mr. You are too."

Ren Facai added Jiang Huai, and couldn't wait to tell Jiang Huai about the ID card.

Jiang Huai replied very readily, saying that he could solve it, but he would charge a commission of 20 yuan, and the cost of applying for an ID card would be calculated separately.

This made Ren Facai very happy.

He originally just wanted to earn more than 2000 yuan.

To him, the 300 million was nothing short of a windfall. Ren Facai grinned, and he couldn't take it back no matter what.

You Ming thought of his family's business, and asked, "Are you interested in being a model?"

Ren Facai is 1.9 meters tall and has a thin body. Although I don’t know if he has muscles, snakes don’t have fat. In addition, he has done manual labor on the construction site before, and his face looks high-end. You Ming still asked.

Although the opponent's goal seems to be to set up a street stall.

Everyone has their own aspirations, whether it's being a model or setting up a street stall, as long as you like it.

Ren Facai was stunned: "Model? Hey... I can't do it, I don't look good..."

Ren Facai lowered his head sadly: "When I was in the mountains before, other monsters said that I had a sharp mouth and monkey cheeks, and that I was not blessed. Humans like blessed looks. Even if they have a cat, the cat must have a big face. cute."

You Ming: "..."

Although he also likes cats with pie faces, people and cats are obviously two different things.

Ren Facai also said: "There used to be a cat monster in the mountains. After eating herself fat, she rubbed people's legs whenever she saw people. She could ask for food every time. There were also people who went up the mountain to feed her, and prepared cat litter and food for her. can."

Ren Facai's tone was full of envy and jealousy: "She never allowed us to eat her canned food, nor allowed us to live in her nest."

"She said that this is a relatively early investment. After eating up the stored food and gaining weight, you can find human beings to eat." Ren Facai, "I will eat up my stored food too! But humans will either run away when they see me, or take it. something to get me."

Ren Facai looked at You Ming resentfully at this point: "If I had a Chinese face, it would be much easier to gain weight, and I would be round if I had a fleshy face."

You Ming: "... If you were given the opportunity to be a model, would you do it?"

Ren Facai didn't even think about it: "What the hell! Is there an office? I just want to sit in the office!"

You Ming smiled and said, "Yes."

Ren Facai: "Then I'll go. I heard that white-collar workers all sit in offices."

So You Ming brought Ren Facai with him when he went back. He also took Ren Facai to buy new clothes and had his hair cut. His whole body looked brand new. As for the snake slough in his snakeskin bag, You Ming told him to keep it by himself. Get up, after all, you are a monster who has practiced for thousands of years, and you still know how to do things in your sleeves.

As for why he didn't put the snakeskin bag in his sleeve and Qiankun when he came, according to Ren Facai's words, it was because he wanted to let You Ming see the goods as soon as possible, so that he didn't have to find a place where no one was around to come from. Take out the snake slough from the universe in the sleeve.

When he said this, Ren Facai still felt that he was extremely witty.

Xiaofeng doesn't like or dislike Ren Facai, she simply doesn't like snakes.

"I didn't like snakes when I was alive." Xiaofeng curled her lips, "Snakes look sinister and cunning, and they are especially ugly when they eat."

This was probably heard by Ren Facai, so when they ate together later, Ren Facai always ate a little bit at a time, just like a lady in the old society, but he ate very quickly, and he only ate meat.

Going to a restaurant to eat will always frighten the guests and the restaurant service staff. Everyone is afraid that he will be stuffed and stuffed to death.

Because Ren Facai and Xiaofeng didn't have ID cards, and Ren Facai's invisibility skills were not good, so You Ming could only take the green leather train back, and bought a ticket for Ren Facai by the way.

It was You Ming's first time working on a train, and he was terrified as soon as he entered the carriage.

It was full of people, crowded with people, and some people took off their shoes and lay on the seats to sleep.

The air is filled with the smell of instant noodles, snacks, sweat and feet.

You Ming almost suffocated.

But Ren Facai responded well—his nose is a decoration, and the perception of taste comes from his tongue. As long as he doesn't expose his tongue to the air for a long time, he won't be bothered by the smell.

He followed You Ming into the car, and said with great experience: "I couldn't buy a seat before, I only had a standing ticket, so I brought the bucket with me, and I could sit in the middle of the two cars, and it was quite comfortable."

There are many people smoking in the middle of the two carriages.

It's big and close to the toilets.

You Ming felt a little regretful, he should have driven here earlier.

But after thinking about it, he felt that he shouldn't be so coquettish. It didn't make sense that other people could sit, but he couldn't.

Of course Xiaofeng is still in a ghost state. She doesn't need a seat, she can't smell, and she doesn't have any troubles.

You Ming and Ren Facai quickly found their seats.

But there are already people sitting on the seat.

Two couples were holding a child and were talking and eating melon seeds. The child spit at people when he saw someone.

As soon as You Ming and the others stood there, the child started spitting at them.

You Ming frowned, and the couple didn't look at him at all, as if they didn't know that there was someone standing beside them.

You Ming said to the man: "Sir, I checked the bus ticket. This is the seat for me and my friend."

The man ignored him.

The woman just glanced at him, then turned her head to look out the window.

Only the kid kept spitting at him persistently.

Ren Facai pushed the man with his hands, and said seriously: "Sir, look, you are sitting in my seat, and the beautiful woman inside is sitting in my friend's seat..."

Before he could speak, the man waved his hand away, his expression full of impatience, and he said in a vicious voice: "Speak as you speak, what are you doing with your hands and feet?!"

Ren Facai: "...But my friend said, you didn't pay attention."

The man glared at him and closed his eyes, as if he couldn't hear anything.

You Ming said to Ren Facai, "Wait a minute, I'll go find the flight attendant."

Ren Facai: "Yeah, I'll listen to you."

The man "cut" and didn't take it seriously at all.

He also handed the child to his wife: "Hold it, I'll squint for a while, it's too noisy."

The wife took the child, but she didn't even look at Ren Facai who was standing aside.

Ren Facai had never bought a seat ticket before, so he didn't know what was going on, but he was still saying, "Just look at the ticket and you'll know. We won't lie to you, so take out the ticket and have a look."

The man rolled his eyes.

You Ming found the flight attendant.

The flight attendant was a middle-aged woman, a bit fat and gentle-looking.

She said to You Ming: "This kind of thing is very common, just rush up. They usually buy standing tickets and then come in to grab a seat. If they meet young people who are thin-skinned and don't want to trouble, they will just pick up a seat for nothing."

You Ming didn't know there was such an operation.

In his opinion, it is normal to be seated according to the number.

The flight attendant took You Ming over, and the couple didn't panic when they saw the flight attendant. When the flight attendant approached and asked to check the ticket, the man said, "What kind of ticket are you checking? I checked it just now when I came in. We are standing tickets. A young man let us sit because he saw us husband and wife working hard to bring up the children."

You Ming: "No, you just sit here when I come in."

The man's eyes widened: "You young man, why are you unreasonable? You gave up your seat and regretted it? How hard it is for us to take care of the children. You don't know how tiring it is to take care of the children if you don't have children. Why don't you know how to think about others and look at others? You look like a dog, respecting the old and loving the young have been eaten into the dog's belly by you, right?"

The flight attendant said irritably: "Don't talk about it, get up, this is his seat."

The man had a rascal face: "If I don't get up, you'll either pull me away, or I'll just sit here."

The flight attendant yelled: "Are you still going to finish? Why are you so shameless when you're such a grown-up?"

After all, she is an experienced flight attendant, not a young girl, who has more courage and temper.

The man folded his arms around his chest, not moving, and his attitude was very firm.

His wife pretended nothing happened, holding the child and continuing to look out the window.

Tired of spitting, the child stretched his legs to kick You Ming and the flight attendant.

There was movement on their side, and everyone in the carriage looked over, as if they were watching a monkey show.

It's probably not the first time for a man to do this. He has tasted good things before, and it's cheap to buy a standing ticket. It's cheap and there are seats. Only fools buy sitting tickets.

Ren Facai said, "Sir, why don't you be reasonable."

The man glanced at him mockingly: "What's the point? I have children with me, shouldn't you give in?"

You Ming's patience wore off, and he asked, "You said, just pull you up."

The man spread his hands: "You pull."

You Ming was about to start.

The man covered his head: "Oh, I have a headache! My stomach hurts! I hit someone!"

The man's eyes are smug.

He wants to let the two young people in front of him take this boring loss!