Lookout Men and Widows

Ghosting couldn't hold Yang Shi's pen, nor could he open his mouth to speak, and You Ming and Yang Xuan couldn't understand sign language, not to mention that even if they could understand it, they might not be able to understand it. After all, there are different sign languages ​​in every country in the world. The same place, not completely universal.

Although Yang Xuan was still a little scared, but because You Ming was by his side and Gui Ying hadn't made any attack, Yang Xuan gradually calmed down.

After the sense of fear passed, Yang Xuan asked You Ming: "Brother You, why are you so good? Did you come from elementary school? Is it in the Taoist temple?"

You Ming heard Yang Xuan ask a lot of questions, and finally only answered one: "Self-study."

Yang Xuan's eyes lit up: "Brother You, can you tell fortunes then? Can you help me figure out when I can get out of the order? The price is negotiable."

You Ming shook his head: "If you forget about the future, will you work harder, or will you slack off?"

These words are quite meaningful, Yang Xuan lowered his head and thought for a while, and finally said: "Then I don't count."

Yang Xuan turned his head to look at the ghost again. Now that the lights in the room have been turned on, under the light of the incandescent lamp, the ghost is a dark human figure, and even the facial features are integrated with the body. The curse has been solved, and there is no action.

"Then what about it?" Yang Xuan had a headache.

You Ming: "Do you have wood carvings in your home? Trees have spirits, you can let them live in wood carvings temporarily, and then send them to the Taoist temple for salvation."

Yang Xuan's expression changed: "There are wood carvings..."

You Ming looked at Yang Xuan's face, wondering why he hesitated: "What's wrong?"

Yang Xuan swallowed his saliva: "But the shape is not very good."

You Ming: "The shape is not important, it doesn't have to be a human shape."

But Yang Xuan was still hesitant. After thinking for a while, he finally gritted his teeth and said, "Then I'll go to the room to get it."

When Yang Xuan took out the wood carving, You Ming froze.

It was the first time he saw a "toy", it was still made of wood, and it was of this size... There are no Asians, right?

Yang Xuan also felt ashamed and embarrassed. He didn't dare to look at You Ming, but looked at the ceiling, pretending not to care, and said, "I'm an adult too, and I also have needs. Can't I be self-sufficient without a boyfriend?"

You Ming froze for a few seconds before recovering.

He sighed: "Alright."

Yang Xuan handed the wood carving to You Ming, and said in a low voice, "This is my favorite. Look how good the carver is."

You Ming didn't want to observe the carver, and he didn't want to know the past and present life of this thing. He asked Yang Xuan to put the wood carving under Hei Ying's feet, and then he pinched his hands and chanted the incantation.

The ghost image didn't make a sound, it turned into a wisp of black smoke and got into the wood carving, and the wood carving shook twice before returning to calm.

I don't know why, even though you can't see the ghost's facial features under the light, You Ming always feels that the ghost has been staring at Yang Xuan, and his eyes are right.

Even You Ming, who is insensitive to emotions, feels that this ghost probably has deep feelings for Yang Xuan.

Whether it is love or hate, only if it is deep enough will there be such a performance.

Otherwise, who would be so bored, drifting from France to China.

I just don't know if it came by itself or by means of transportation.

Just as You Ming was thinking, the alarm clock beside Yang Xuan's bed rang. It was six o'clock in the morning. Normally, Yang Xuan would get up at this time to wash up and get ready to go to work.

"You should ask for leave today." You Ming said, "You only slept for more than two hours, and you can't do what you want to go to work."

Yang Xuan felt sleepy after being told by You Ming, but he shook his head and said, "I'm going to wash my face with cold water."

He finally found a good job and just wanted to perform well.

Now that the real economy is in a downturn, it is hard to find a job. So many experienced seniors and fresh graduates are trying to find a job.

Yang Xuan washed his head and face with cold water. His hair was long and he had to use a hair dryer. After blowing it, he got a small knot in the back of his head.

The water in the sink started to flow, Yang Xuan washed his hands first, and asked while washing, "Brother You, should I take this wood carving to the Taoist temple?"

He wanted to ask if You Ming could help take it, and he would pay for it, but he thought that he was not willing to show this wood carving to others, so why did You Ming want to, so he stopped asking halfway through the question.

You Ming didn't know that Yang Xuan didn't ask half of the question, so he nodded and said, "Well, I'm not familiar with the Taoist temple, you can ask someone or ask online."

Yang Xuan: "Okay, Brother You, thank you very much this time."

"I'll go down with you, let's have breakfast at the entrance of the community." Yang Xuan glanced at the toy on the coffee table, his expression was tangled, he really didn't know how he should take this toy to Taoism.

The long, thick and finely carved wooden sculpture was lying on the coffee table, Yang Xuan turned his head and stopped looking.

It's so embarrassing.

Breakfast was eaten at the breakfast shop at the entrance of the community. You Ming drank porridge, Yang Xuan ate noodles, and ordered two baskets of steamed buns.

Boys tend to have bigger appetites, so You Ming didn't feel full after eating one dragon bun, so he ordered another chicken shredded seaweed soup and a marinated egg.

Yang Xuan's noodles are medium portion, and he didn't add a basket of steamed buns.

The two sat outside the store. The air was good in the morning and the temperature was moderate, so they didn't sit in the store.

There are also chairs and tables outside the store. There are not many people working at this point, and only one or two people pass by every few minutes.

"Brother You, what's your boyfriend like?" Yang Xuan asked curiously after eating a mouthful of noodles.

What kind of little fairy can seduce a male god like You Ming?It must be the peerless little 0 with a thin waist and a big butt, right?No matter how bad he is, he is still strong, and he is definitely not a flat figure like himself.

You Ming thought for a while, and took a sip of soup: "He is very nice and considerate."

Yang Xuan looked envious, but he didn't know which one to envy: "That's great."

I didn't expect that Xiao 0, the male god, was a wife, and so was I. He could cook and do housework, so why didn't he have such luck?

Yang Xuan asked again: "Then how did you know each other?"

You Ming: "Parents introduced."

Yang Xuan's eyes widened: "Your parents introduced it to you?"

You Ming nodded, he never lied, or he didn't answer, and the answer was the truth: "Yes."

Yang Xuan: "Then...can you ask my uncles and aunts if they have any good stuff in their hands?"

You Ming didn't understand, and his expression was a little dazed.

Yang Xuan asked eagerly: "Even uncle and aunt, do you know other outstanding gays? Let me introduce them?"

You Ming understood: "I don't know each other, my lover and I are just a coincidence."

Yang Xuan sighed: "That's right, now it's not like there are gays everywhere, hey, the main reason is that I don't want to mix in the circle, the circle is too chaotic, there are all kinds of people, they are all men, and they can do anything when they have hormones."

You Ming didn't understand again.

Yang Xuan looked at You Ming meaningfully: "Brother You, don't enter the circle unless you are particularly confident in your self-control and ability to resist temptation."

"I'm a mortal, I don't have much self-control, I don't dare." Yang Xuan yawned after eating the last mouthful of noodles, and rubbed his eyes again, "You haven't slept all night, why don't you open a room next to you? The car is still parked here, don't drive tired, take a taxi and come back tomorrow to pick up the car, trouble."

That's what You Ming planned too. He didn't finish the chicken shredded seaweed soup, and wiped his mouth after taking a mouthful of seaweed at the end.

Yang Xuan looked at You Ming foolishly.

Hey, male gods look better than others even when they wipe their mouths, so how did they become famous?

Yang Xuan took the bus and transferred to the subway to go to work by himself, and You Ming took a room at a nearby chain hotel. After entering the room, he went to take a shower before going to sleep.

This sleep lasted until four o'clock in the afternoon, and You Ming still woke up from hunger.

Obviously I ate a lot in the morning, but I was hungry again after sleeping.

You Ming's stomach groaned, he sat up from the bed, his eyes were still open, but the tip of his nose smelled the smell of food, and the smell was very close, it didn't seem like it was coming in from the window.

When he opened his eyes, what he saw was Jiang Yu'an sitting on the sofa beside the bed, and a table of meals, the meals were ordinary dishes, not packed boxes, and he didn't know where Jiang Yu'an got them.

You Ming asked, "Did Mom do it?"

This mother refers to Jiang's mother, and You Ming is now very conscious of a son-in-law or daughter-in-law.

Jiang Yuan nodded.

You Ming felt a little strange, but he didn't think too much about it. He was so hungry, so he sat on a chair and picked up the rice and started to eat.

Jiang’s mother cooks both meat and vegetables. Every time You Ming comes to Jiang’s house, Jiang’s mother will cook and entertain him. Jiang’s mother’s cooking skills are actually very ordinary, and cannot be compared with professional chefs or babysitters, but You Ming loves to eat. .

Although he didn't know how to describe it, the smell made him feel like home.

Mother You also cooked when there was no Auntie Zheng in the You family. She had a habit of cooking when she was a child. She was not willing to put oil or seasoning in cooking. The dishes she made were bland, but You Ming never complained. It doesn't taste good, he was like this when he was a child, and he didn't care much about the external conditions.

If it tastes good, he will eat more, and if it tastes bad, he will eat less, as long as he is not hungry.

"Did you say hello to mom and dad before going out?" You Ming picked up a chopstick of shredded fish-flavored pork.

Jiang Yu'an still nodded.

You Ming raised his head and glanced at Jiang Yu'an. He felt that something was wrong, but he couldn't tell what was wrong.

After he finished his meal, Jiang Yu'an walked to the table, waved his hand on the table, and all the bowls and chopsticks disappeared.

You Ming wondered where Jiang Yu'an had taken all the bowls and chopsticks.

He knew what was in his sleeve, but he hadn't cultivated himself yet, You Ming held Jiang Yu'an's hand curiously.

The short sleeves Jiang Yu'an wears don't have the wide cuffs of ancient times, so can he use his sleeves?

You Ming felt that this technique was very convenient, and he really should learn it seriously.

Jiang Yu'an was held by You Ming, looked down at You Ming, his face was expressionless, but his eyebrows and eyes were gentle, especially his eyes were full of smiles.

But when You Ming raised his head, Jiang Yu'an's expression returned to the dumbfounded look before.

After eating, You Ming watched the news again.

He still has this habit with his father, and he has to watch the news after eating.

Although current affairs have nothing to do with him, according to Papa You's words, "everyone is responsible for the rise and fall of the world", and it is every citizen's right to pay attention to national affairs.

When flipping through the news, You Ming also turned to the entertainment news.

There was a line in it that caught You Ming's attention. After he clicked on it, he realized that it was news from the Meng family.

After Meng Chong left the Meng family and severed the father-son relationship with Meng Zhonghua, the illegitimate son of the Meng family suffered several major accidents in recent days, and now he is lying in the hospital with a broken arm and a leg, and a permanent amputation .

There were quite a few comments on this piece of news, but You Ming glanced at it hastily and then stopped reading.

The old man's Yin soldiers were all taken away by Jiang Yu'an. Decades of painstaking efforts were in vain and he suffered huge injuries. He is already at this age, and it is impossible to start all over again like a young man. Will be backlashed.

The bastard lost an arm and a leg, and the old man would only suffer worse.

This is probably called retribution, right?

You Ming took a sip of water, and he said to Jiang Yu'an, "Go downstairs and wait for me first, and I'll check out."

Jiang Yu'an didn't object, and disappeared in place.

He didn't come up on foot.

You Ming went to the front desk to check out. After the cleaning lady checked the room, the front desk refunded the deposit to him.

He went downstairs to pick up the car, and Jiang Yuan was waiting for him on the side of the road. After eating, it was already past five in the afternoon. During rush hour, the flow of people here also increased. Jiang Yuan was standing on the side of the road, not knowing How many people's attention has been attracted.

Not far away, there were a few little girls whispering with their mobile phones, discussing whether they should go forward and ask for contact information.

As soon as You Ming appeared, passers-by began to pay more attention.

Almost everyone who passes by must look at them, even if they pass by, they must look back.

There are many good-looking people nowadays, but it is still rare to see someone who is particularly good-looking.

You Ming said to Jiang Yu'an: "Let's go, let's go home."

Jiang Yu'an didn't say anything, and left with You Ming.

The first thing you do when you get in the car is to open the windows. The wind blows in from the windows, and it is cool without the air conditioner.

Back at Jiang's house, Jiang's mother and Jiang's father were both at home. Since Jiang Yu'an appeared, Jiang's father basically rushed home as soon as he got off work. A family gathering together is better than anything else.

Jiang's mother didn't ask You Ming to eat, she knew that her son was worried about his daughter-in-law's hunger, so she picked out a small plate of the same meal she cooked at noon and gave it to her daughter-in-law.

Jiang's father laughed when he found out, saying that his son loves his wife as much as he likes.

Mother Jiang was so ashamed that she didn't want to talk to him.

So only the old couple sat and ate together.

You Ming and Jiang Yu'an were sitting on the sofa watching TV. The TV was showing a reality show, which was very funny, but neither You Ming nor Jiang Yu'an had any expression on their faces—these two had a surprisingly unified sense of humor.

The nanny washed the fruits and brought them to the table.

Mother Jiang called the nanny back again, but in her mouth, Jiang Yu'an was her distant relative, who was going to be adopted under her and Father Jiang's name, that is, the son of the Jiang family.

So the nanny is still very dedicated.

After all, the nanny had never met Jiang Yu'an when she was a teenager, and she only felt that the two looked similar based on the photos.

The central air conditioner was blowing a cool breeze. Father Jiang brought over a cup of tea, took a long breath, sat down, and sighed, "I haven't lived such a relaxed life for many years."

"By the way." Jiang's father turned to look at You Ming, "Is Xiao Ming working as a celestial master now? Do you have any work recently?"

You Ming: "I just settled an order, and there is only a little finishing work left."

The finishing work is to wait for Yang Xuan to notify him of the follow-up.

Father Jiang: "It's like this. I have an old friend. His son and his wife have been married for more than ten years, and they have been unable to have children, but they can't find any problems when they go to the hospital for examination. Both of them are in good health."

"I want to ask if you accept this kind of thing?"

You Ming thought for a while: "It's hard to say, you have to meet real people before you can decide whether it's their own problems or external elements."

"But I can go and see."

Dad Jiang smiled: "It depends on your time, if you have time, Dad will contact you."

He is introducing business to You Ming.

You Ming also smiled: "Just tomorrow, I will be free from now on."

Jiang's father nodded: "Okay, I'll let them come to my house for dinner tomorrow night, you just meet, because they are my old friends, so don't be too restrained."

The whole family gathered in front of the TV. Both Jiang’s father and Jiang’s mother had low smiles. After watching an episode of a variety show, Jiang’s mother burst into tears. Looking back, her son and You Ming both had expressionless faces. face, she suppressed her smile.

She really thought it was funny, but she just didn't understand why her son and daughter-in-law didn't laugh.

Seeing that at 09:30 in the evening, Mother Jiang and the others went to wash and sleep, You Ming went back to the room with Jiang Yu'an.

You Ming said to Jiang Yu'an, "I'm going to the bathroom."

Jiang Yu'an didn't say anything.

You Ming went into the bathroom and felt that something was wrong.

He didn't go to the bathroom anymore, he rushed out the door, and saw Jiang Yu'an sitting by the bed, You Ming walked towards him step by step, with a lot of momentum: "Jiang Yu'an?"

Jiang Yu'an looked up at him.

The two looked at each other.

But Jiang Yu'an didn't reply.

You Ming: "You recovered."

He used affirmative sentences, not interrogative sentences.

Jiang Yu'an finally made a breakthrough, and asked him with a smile: "How did you find out?"

You Ming: "You didn't make a fuss tonight to help me."

Jiang Yu'an asked in surprise, "What are you helping?"

You Ming is not shy: "Help the bird."

Jiang Yu'an was shocked, he still had this hobby when he was in a state of confusion?

Just as You Ming was about to speak, Jiang Yu'an had already grabbed his arm. You Ming was lying on the bed, imprisoned by Jiang Yu'an's arms. Jiang Yu'an smiled and said, "Shall I help you now?"

You Ming blushed a little, but he didn't refuse, instead he said, "Be heavier."

Jiang Yu'an smiled sullenly and kissed his cheek: "Have you held it in for a long time?"

You Ming nodded: "You sleep with me every day, I'm too embarrassed to do it myself."

Jiang Yu'an bit You Ming's earlobe: "Is there anything else you're embarrassed about?"

You Ming said seriously: "I have a thin skin."

Jiang Yu'an's hand was a little bit harder, and You Ming snorted, but his cheeks were flushed, his face was like a peach blossom in literary terms, and rosy in white, especially his eyes were the reddest.

He grabbed Jiang Yu'an's shoulder, bit his lower lip, and quickly bit the teeth marks.

This feeling is indescribable, You Ming's mind is blank.

At this time, You Ming is extraordinarily faithful to his own desires, and will tell Jiang Yu'an whether he is comfortable or not.

There was a smile on Jiang Yu'an's mouth, and he was about to fall in love with You Ming to death.

At the end of releasing You Ming, Jiang Yu'an took his hand and forgot to take a tissue.

Jiang Yu'an: "It's a bit thick."

You Ming lay on the bed contentedly, and said honestly, "It's been a long time since I resolved it."

Jiang Yu'an slapped You Ming's butt lightly, causing his flesh to twitch. You Ming turned his head to look at Jiang Yu'an, and didn't care about him.

Jiang Yu'an went to wash his hands. Now he prefers to live like a human being. Although he can clean himself without washing with water, it is still a way to love human beings more.

After all, he was once human.

You Ming felt comfortable, but he was sweating all over, Jiang Yu'an was cold, and as soon as he lay down, You Ming went over and hugged him.

"When will you be okay?" You Ming asked.

Jiang Yu'an stretched his hand from behind You Ming's neck, and put his arms around You Ming's shoulder: "After you left yesterday."

You Ming: "Is there a reason?"

Jiang Yu'an smiled and said, "Of course it will be fine after the chaos subsides."

You Ming closed his eyes: "It's dangerous for you to do this, you've devoured too much."

Jiang Yu'an asked You Ming's forehead: "Don't believe me?"

You Ming opened his eyes: "I can't say for certain, for example, none of us knew that this time you devouring the Yin soldiers would cause so much chaos."

Jiang Yu'an lowered his eyes: "Strictly speaking, I didn't devour the Yin soldiers, so it's a blessing in disguise."

As Jiang Yu'an said that, he lowered his head and took a long kiss with You Ming, which was extremely lingering.

Jiang Yu'an explained softly to You Ming: "I usually don't show up during the day, and I have to cultivate. In fact, it is to completely digest the devouring ghosts. If they can't be completely digested, they will coexist with me. Once I am weak, they will think Do everything you can to snatch this body."

"So when you summoned me, my consciousness was not on the surface."

"Swallowing the Yin soldiers and leaving with you are just decisions I made unconsciously."

Jiang Yu'an smiled and said, "But it took me so many days to recover because I swallowed too many Yin soldiers in one go."

You Ming turned to look at him: "What do you mean by a blessing in disguise?"

Jiang Yu'an rubbed You Ming's earlobe. You Ming's earlobe is very fleshy. When he was a child, the fortune teller said that it was a sign of great wealth. Over the captain, three bars.

Now Jiang Yu'an really likes the texture of You Ming's earlobe.

The sober Jiang Yu'an likes to rub You Ming's earlobe, and the confused Jiang Yu'an wants to help You Ming with a bird.

It can only be said that each has his own hobbies.

Jiang Yu'an looked at You Ming tenderly, with deep eyes: "It means that I can also accompany you during the day from now on. Originally, I was planning to come to my parents when I was almost healthy, but there is nothing wrong with it earlier."

You Ming leaned against Jiang Yu'an's chest, this place is the most flexible, although it is not soft enough, but it is very elastic and cool, You Ming pressed his cheek against Jiang Yu'an's, and put one leg on Jiang Yu'an's.

"Then try to get your body temperature out before the end of the year." You Ming yawned. He obviously slept in the morning and afternoon, but now he is sleepy again.

Jiang Yu'an was puzzled: "Why is it the end of the year?"

You Ming closed his eyes and whispered, "Before winter comes."

"If you still have this body temperature in winter, I won't sleep with you."

Jiang Yu'an smiled helplessly, grabbed You Ming's hand and kissed the back of his hand, and said in a low voice, "I obey."