Lookout Men and Widows

The candlelight is flickering, but without any romantic atmosphere, it brings a unique smell when the candle is burning.

You Ming still had noodles on his chopsticks, and the dry noodles made of ordinary noodles lumped together quickly, and they would stick together if you didn't stir them for a while. There was still a smell of meat sauce in the air, but You Ming had completely lost his appetite.

The reason is that Jiang Yu'an's clothes are too weird.

He didn't know where he got a bright red wedding dress. It didn't look like it was from the Qing Dynasty. It didn't have a long gown, but it wasn't from the Tang Dynasty or the Han Dynasty either. Even if he has an outstanding face, it still makes people feel weird.

You Ming put down his chopsticks, he couldn't eat anymore.

"Jiang Yu'an?" You Ming asked in a low voice, "Where did you go just now?"

Jiang Yu'an didn't speak, he just looked at You Ming with a stern expression, his eyes were dark, and after a few seconds, a smile slowly formed on the corner of his mouth.

Then Jiang Yu'an disappeared, before You Ming's eyes.

The big red candle also disappeared.

You Ming was at a loss as to what had happened. Just as he was about to go back to his room, the sound of gongs and drums suddenly sounded in his ears. Come.

He pursed his lips and put the bowl into the kitchen, then walked quickly back to his room.

Just as You Ming was standing in the room, holding his mobile phone and preparing to make a call, a gust of wind suddenly blew up in the room.

The curtains were rattling, and the lights flickered on and off.

The moonlight seemed to dim.

A pale face appeared in front of You Ming.

Unprepared, You Ming took a step back uncontrollably.

After he took this step back, he realized that it was Xiaofeng who appeared in front of him.

But tonight's Xiaofeng is very different, she put her messy long hair up with a hairpin, she has no lips, she doesn't know what to use to dye her teeth red, she also painted her eyebrows, and she is also wearing a strange ancient costume, But instead of red, it's black.

You Ming looked around, and more than a dozen ghosts that he had never seen before floated in from the window.

There was also a bright red sedan chair beside the bed, and the eight ghosts carried the sedan chair.

You Ming shivered.

He knew where Jiang Yu'an went when he disappeared for a few hours.

——Going to organize the wedding.

You Ming looked at Xiaofeng, and Xiaofeng also looked at You Ming, her red fangs collided up and down, and she made a strange sound as she spoke: "I'll comb your hair."

Hmm...Xiaofeng's guest role is Xipo.

Xiaofeng was holding a black jade-like comb, and there were red cracks on the comb, as if it had been soaked in blood.

Then, Xiaofeng began to shave You Ming's scalp. You Ming's hair was very soft and not long, at least not long enough to be combed from head to tail with a comb. Use a comb to shave the back of the head.

"It hurts a little." You Ming said.

Xiaofeng's strength was a little lighter.

While You Ming was sitting on the stool, Xiaofeng concentrated on shaving his scalp.

You Ming asked, "What happened to Jiang Yu'an?"

Xiaofeng didn't speak, You Ming keenly felt that Xiaofeng was afraid.

"He won't let you guys talk to me?" You Ming guessed.

Xiaofeng's hand holding the comb was shaking, to be precise, her whole body was shaking, like sieving chaff.

The other ghosts were standing by the window, their movements were very straight, and they all bowed their bodies, as if they couldn't stand up in the middle of bowing.

You Ming knew how to ask Xiaofeng and Xiaofeng would not answer, so he whispered: "I ask you a question, if it is yes, you can blink, if it is not, you don't blink."

Xiaofeng doesn't need to blink, it's easy for her not to blink.

You Ming: "If you agree, just blink."

You Ming turned his back to Xiaofeng, but he could see Xiaofeng's face in the bronze mirror in front of him.

Xiaofeng blinked her eyes.

You Ming pursed his lips and asked, "Something happened to Jiang Yu'an, and his temperament changed drastically, right?"

Xiaofeng blinked.

You Ming asked again: "You are here to pick me up to marry him, aren't you?"

Xiaofeng blinked again.

You Ming: "Do you know how to restore him? If you know, just blink."

Xiaofeng stared, but didn't blink.

Walking into a dead end, You Ming lowered his eyes.

He knew it was his own fault, if he didn't recruit ghosts, maybe he wouldn't have recruited Jiang Yu'an.

If Jiang Yu'an doesn't show up during the day, nothing will happen, and he won't suddenly become violent.

No matter what You Ming thinks, he feels that the responsibility lies with him, and it is all his fault. Since he is wrong, he has to bear the responsibility.

Jiang Yu'an is his responsibility, no matter what Jiang Yu'an wants to do, he will accompany Jiang Yu'an to do it.

He will not refuse, except that he can't harm people or kill people.

After combing the hair, two ghosts came from behind. They were holding a bright red wedding dress, but luckily they did not have a tiara.

They helped You Ming put on the wedding dress. You Ming was thin, but the wedding dress fit him well, and the belt tied his waist very thin.

You Ming was almost out of breath by the belt.

Standing in front of the mirror, You Ming suddenly asked, "Do you have a wig?"

Modern hairstyles paired with ancient clothes, there is nothing good-looking except strange.

Xiaofeng moved, You Ming turned his head and found that Xiaofeng was holding a pair of scissors in his hand, ready to cut his hair.

This is... planning to use her own hair to make him a wig, You Ming said, "It's fine if I don't have one, I just want to wear an artificial wig."

Xiaofeng put down the scissors and looked down at her long hair, as if regretting why they were not artificial.

Although the wedding dress is usually put on first and then the hair is combed, but now there are no ghosts or people who pay attention to this.

Xiaofeng brought a blood jade pendant to You Ming, on which a dragon and a phoenix were engraved, and I don't know who carved it.

A sachet is hung on the other side.

However, the ghosts only prepared wedding dresses, not shoes, so You Ming still stepped on slippers.

When he was taken away, You Ming thought about it and took off his slippers.

Even without shoes is better than slippers.

He climbed over the railing of the window sill and sat in the sedan chair, and the sound of gongs and drums rang out again.

You Ming didn't know where he would be taken.

But it is definitely not the yang world, but the underworld.

I don't know how long it took, the temperature suddenly dropped, there was a strange buzzing sound in my ears, and a red light came out from outside the curtain.

You Ming knew it.

The car curtain was lifted by Xiaofeng, and You Ming stepped out of the sedan chair.

He has neither a red hijab nor a tiara, and the wedding dress is also made for men. At this time, he is standing in front of the gate of a courtyard, and the surrounding area is deserted. There are two strange stone sculptures at the gate, not stone lions, nor It wasn't any divine beast, it was baring its teeth and claws, staring at him like copper bells.

The ghosts who were giving away the marriage were all standing in place, Xiaofeng held You Ming's arm, and wanted to take You Ming in.

You Ming did not refuse, and was led by Xiaofeng into the gate.

Xiaofeng took him into a room.

This should be the wedding room.

There are banners on the windows and doors, the curtains are bright red, and so are the tablecloths.

The bed sheet and quilt cover are embroidered with mandarin ducks playing in the water.

The quilt was lifted, and there were longan and peanuts on the bed sheet.

You Ming: "..."

Who gave birth?Is Jiang Yu Ansheng?

There were cold dim sums on the table, all made of glutinous rice, but there was no trace of heat. You Ming was already hungry, so he didn’t eat the bowl of noodles. He took a dim sum and it still tasted soft and glutinous. Yes, it's too cold, like it's just been taken out of the refrigerator, but fortunately it's not hard.

He got tired of it after eating two pieces, it was too sweet, and there was a sandwich of crushed peanuts in it.

You Ming has no prejudice against peanuts. He still likes to eat peanuts alone, but he doesn't like derivative products.

Such as peanut butter, peanut sandwich and so on.

He was able to eat two pieces because he was so hungry.

After a few minutes, there was a noise outside, as if there were many guests coming and going, and the sound of firecrackers, which became louder and louder.

Xiaofeng stood behind You Ming, motionless and silent, like a statue.

Until now You Ming has not seen Jiang Yuan.

There was no sound of footsteps from the guests, but they talked and laughed loudly outside, just like ordinary people.

You Ming listened carefully.

"Married, with whom? Which female ghost is so capable?"

"I heard it was a person."

"That's terrible, marry someone?"

"Still a man."

"It's amazing, the taste is really strong."

"I came as soon as I received the invitation. I was in a hurry. Fortunately, I was close."

"Have you given any presents?"

"Give it away, do you dare not give it away?"

"Why do I feel so weird..."

"I also think it's strange, you said, did that person take this opportunity to bring us together, and then..."

"Fuck, what should I do, run away now?"

"Do you dare to escape?"

"One step at a time is one step at a time. I've brought a magic weapon. If it doesn't work, I can hide for a while."

"It's ok, you, you're still scheming."

"Hey, I've been a ghost for so many years, my mind is gone sooner or later."

"The quasi-ghost king gets married, will the other ghost kings come?"

"I guess they won't come? If the king doesn't see the king, we will be the ones who suffer from the fight."

……

You Ming felt that the topics they chatted with were not much different from people.

After sitting on the bench for a while, You Ming heard someone outside shouting loudly: "Newcomers are welcome!"

The door of the room opened.

You Ming watched Jiang Yu'an walking in with a blank expression on his face.

This procedure is completely wrong, but no one or ghosts have doubts now.

You Ming watched Jiang Yu'an walking towards him, his steps were steady, his face was as deep as water, but his eyes were full of energy, even if he had no expression, people could feel his good mood.

Jiang Yu'an walked up to You Ming and remained motionless.

What is this for?

You Ming was a little strange, he didn't understand what he needed to do now, so he could only sit there.

Jiang Yu'an was angry.

You Ming was keenly aware of this.

Then in an instant, all the ghosts were forcibly pressed to the ground by an invisible force.

Xiaofeng put her hands on the ground, her knees and palms sank into the stone slab.

The other ghosts were even worse, almost sinking into the stone slab.

You Ming stretched out his hand towards Jiang Yu'an.

He looked directly into Jiang Yu'an's eyes, and smiled at Jiang Yu'an.

In an instant, the power suppressing the ghosts disappeared.

Even the atmosphere in the room has changed, as if it suddenly changed from the cold winter to the peaceful spring.

There was a wind blowing in the room, as gentle as a warm breeze coming in spring.

All the ghosts got up again, and You Ming was hugged by Jiang Yu'an.

--Princess hug.

You Ming: "..."

If I had known earlier, I would not have reached out.

But facing the berserk and childish Jiang Yu'an, You Ming knew that the best way now is to obey him.

You Ming was carried into the main hall by Jiang Yu'an.

Sitting directly above are four elders.

Papa You and the others, and Papa Jiang and the others.

They all had smiles on their lips, but You Ming could tell at a glance that these four were not living people, but paper figurines.

But the tie is very similar, and the smile on the corner of the mouth is also very gentle, which is too much, more like a fake.

A sharp voice sounded: "The auspicious time is coming—"

You Ming was still being hugged, Jiang Yu'an didn't intend to let him down.

The praiser shouted again: "The auspicious time has come—"

Jiang Yu'an still ignored him.

The praiser had no choice but to shout: "Bow to heaven and earth——"

Jiang Yu'an hugged You Ming and bowed.

But in fact, it's just a slight bend.

You Ming: "..."

What a unique wedding, nowhere is right.

Liker: "Second worship to the high hall——"

Jiang Yu'an bowed again, but he was in the same direction as the one who bowed just now.

Liker: "Husband and wife pay their respects——"

Jiang Yu'an lowered her head and kissed You Ming's lips.

Liker: "..."

All the ghosts watching outside the door: "..."

As expected of a ghost king getting married.

It's just different.

After Jiang Yu'an finished kissing, he looked at the praiser, frowning slightly, and the praiser hurriedly said in fright: "Send it to the bridal chamber—"

Jiang Yu'an hugged You Ming again and left. From the beginning to the end, You Ming's feet did not touch the ground.

A guest whispered, "Didn't the bride be sent to the bridal chamber and the groom drink with us?"

"You care so much, otherwise you go over and stop it. If you can stop it, you have the ability. Anyway, I won't go."

"Then what are we here for?"

A ghost made a guess of his own: "Come to eat dog food? Can you get out after eating?"

"Well...it feels like showing off and declaring sovereignty."

The ghosts laughed dryly twice.

It doesn't seem right to go now, what if Jiang Yu'an thinks they don't give face?

But if they don't leave, and they have nothing to do, Jiang Yu'an is obviously not ready to talk to them.

The ghost servants in the house looked at the guests indifferently.

The guests were terrified.

These ghost servants are all thousand-year-old ghosts, maybe they don't pay attention to a single one, but hundreds of thousands, it is really rare to see, only the ghost king can have so many ghost servants, can control them, and are not afraid of being backlashed.

"Shall we go out for a drink?"

"Yes, there are still meals and wine in the yard."

"Let's go."

……

Not 10 minutes after You Ming was carried out, he was carried back to the room by Jiang Yu'an.

With a wave of Jiang Yu'an's hand, the windows and the door were closed tightly, there was no wind in the room, and You Ming was placed on the bed by Jiang Yu.

He was a little hurt from the longan and peanut.

Jiang Yu'an stretched out his hand and stroked You Ming's cheek, as if he was stroking some precious baby.

The movements were gentle, which made You Ming feel that his face was probably a piece of tofu, which might be broken if he moved too hard.

You Ming called softly: "Jiang Yu'an?"

Jiang Yu'an's gaze did not fluctuate.

You Ming thought for a while: "Yu'an?"

Jiang Yu'an was as immovable as a mountain.

You Ming tried: "An'an?"

"baby?"

"Honey?"

Jiang Yu'an is like a rock.

You Ming sighed: "Husband?"

Jiang Yu'an moved, he started to take off his clothes.

Different from the third and outer three floors in You Mingli, Jiang Yu'an only wore a red wedding dress, which revealed her body as soon as she took it off. The eight-pack abs were tightly packed on her abdomen, and there were all kinds of mermaid lines and muscle lines. You Ming Obviously, he has seen it countless times, but under the dim candlelight in the room, for the first time, he felt that Jiang Yu'an was incredibly sexy.

You Ming rubbed his belly, he managed to get four pack abs, it is not obvious without exertion, he is more angry than man.

You Ming was a little envious and jealous.

Jiang Yu'an pushed You Ming down on the bed, and You Ming heard the sound of longan and peanut being crushed by him.

Fortunately, there is a layer of quilt blocking it, otherwise it must be sticky.

You Ming's wedding dress was very thick, layer after layer.

Almost like peeling an onion.

You Ming stared at Jiang Yu'an, and Jiang Yu'an also stared at You Ming, and then——

Jiang Yu'an gave up, he glared at You Ming's wedding dress angrily, as if the wedding dress was his father-killing enemy.

You Ming suppressed his laugh: "Thirsty? Hungry?"

Jiang Yu'an sat on the side, not moving.

Fortunately, someone knocked on the door at this time, and Xiaofeng's voice came from outside. Her voice was a little trembling, and she could tell that she was very scared. Xiaofeng stammered, "It's time to drink the wine."

With a wave of Jiang Yu'an's hand, the door opened by itself.

Xiaofeng came in with two glasses of wine, she walked up to Jiang Yu'an and You Ming, put the wine on the table, and then carefully exited the door.

During this period, he didn't look at You Ming and Jiang Yu'an, and kept his head down.

You Ming picked up a glass of wine, and Jiang Yu'an also picked up a glass.

He looked at You Ming, pursed his lips, held the wine, and waited for You Ming to move.

It was You Ming who took the initiative to drink with Jiang Yu'an.

I don't know what kind of wine this wine is, it's not very strong, and it's a little sweet, like fermented glutinous rice.

After Jiang Yu'an finished drinking, he walked to the bed by himself and sat down by the bed.

You Ming walked over and sat beside Jiang Yu'an, leaning his head on Jiang Yu'an's shoulder, and asked softly, "What's wrong? Are you unhappy?"

Jiang Yu'an didn't answer, but the corners of his mouth drooped, and he told You Ming that he was very unhappy with his expression.

To be honest, You Ming still hopes that the wedding will be held when Jiang Yu'an is sane.

Now Jiang Yu'an has no sanity and relies entirely on instinct, which makes him both moved and sad.

What moved me was that even though Jiang Yu'an was insane and didn't hurt him, he prepared for the wedding with great interest.

The sad thing is that Jiang Yu'an didn't actually enjoy the wedding.

You Ming held Jiang Yu'an's hand, and the two of them clasped their fingers tightly.

"When you recover, let's hold a make-up wedding. Can we have both Chinese and Western styles? Can we also have both the world and the underworld?" You Ming said softly, "I'm very happy."

Jiang Yu'an looked at You Ming with an expression of "you're lying".

You Ming: "I'm not lying, I'm really happy, you want to give me a wedding, I'm so happy that I don't know what to do."

Jiang Yu'an hooked the corners of his mouth, looking a little smug.

You Ming added: "But I hope that the wedding will be carried out on the basis that both of us are sober."

Jiang Yu'an suddenly stood up, and he looked directly at You Ming angrily.

It seems to be asking, isn't it bad to be awake?

But he didn't let go of the hands tightly clasped with You Ming's fingers, which caused his current standing posture to be a bit awkward.

You Ming comforted, "Let's go home, shall we? I don't like this place very much."

Jiang Yu'an pouted.

You Ming suddenly leaned over, the nose tips of the two were only one centimeter apart, Jiang Yu'an seemed to be taken aback, and tilted his head back, fortunately he kept his body so that he didn't fall down.

You Ming said in a tone that even made his teeth sour: "Is that okay? I don't like this place."

Seeing You Ming's sad expression, Jiang Yu'an suddenly became anxious. He looked around, picked up the pastry and handed it to You Ming. He thought that You Ming was so sad because he was hungry.

You Ming shook his head: "I'm not hungry."

Jiang Yu'an brought water to You Ming again, and You Ming shook his head again: "I'm not thirsty either."

Jiang Yu'an hugged You Ming.

Like holding a baby, let You Ming's head rest on his arms, and let out an indistinct sound.

You Ming listened for a while to understand what Jiang Yu'an was talking about.

He clearly couldn't speak clearly, but You Ming knew that Jiang Yu'an was trying to coax him not to be sad.

You Ming stretched out his hand to touch Jiang Yu'an's face, his eyes were extremely gentle, his tone was also extremely gentle, he said softly: "What is it about me that you like so much?"

He felt that he didn't have many advantages.

Seriously count as one.

Not swearing, not smoking and drinking probably counts.

But You Ming didn't feel that he had any great charm.

I don't think I can make people swoon.

It's not like meeting people will make people feel good.

After all, since he was a child, there are many people who don't like him.

Whether it's relatives in childhood, cousins, or some male classmates in school days.

None of them like him.

If he doesn't talk, they say he's defiant and self-righteous.

If he was sick and hospitalized, they said he pretended to be sick and didn't want to study, or that he was a sick man.

People who don't like him don't like him at all.

But the people who like him, apart from parents who like him because of the nature of father and son, and Aunt Zheng who likes him because of taking care of him since childhood, most of them like him because of his face.

What about Jiang Yu'an?

What does Jiang Yu'an like about him because of him?

You Ming put his arms around Jiang Yu'an's neck, and rested his head on Jiang Yu'an's chest. Jiang Yu'an's heart didn't beat, but it still made You Ming feel at ease.

"Let's go back." You Ming said softly.

Jiang Yu'an was hugged tightly around his neck, he didn't move, but his teeth were clenched, he seemed very nervous and excited.

You Ming kissed Jiang Yu'an's chin: "We can watch TV together when we go back, I will tell you stories, read books with you, whatever you want to do, I will accompany you, I will never refuse you, okay?"

Jiang Yu'an's Adam's apple twitched.

Just when You Ming was about to make persistent efforts, suddenly there was a huge roar outside, the sound was like thunder, and there was also a huge wind. You Ming's eyelids twitched, and just as he was about to speak, Jiang Yu'an, who hugged him, disappeared.

You Ming fell down, and he touched the place where he fell, it was really painful.

You Ming wanted to get out of the room, but the windows and doors were tightly closed, not even a breath of wind could come in.

No matter how hard he pushed, he couldn't push it away.

You Ming called Jiang Yu'an's name, but no one answered.

He called out: "Xiaofeng."

There was movement outside the door.

But Xiaofeng just guarded the door, she didn't come in.

You Ming stood at the door and asked Xiaofeng: "Xiaofeng, what's going on outside?"

"Xiaofeng, if you don't answer me, I'm going to barge in." You Ming bit his lip.

Knowing You Ming's character of keeping his word, Xiaofeng said with difficulty: "There is a ghost king from somewhere else."

Ghost King elsewhere?

You Ming widened his eyes.

If the king does not see the king, when he sees him, there will be disasters.