Lookout Men and Widows

"Go and wash your hands." You Ming returned rationally, very embarrassed, "I'm going to change the sheets."

I didn't even take toilet paper just now.

Jiang Yu'an looked at him with a smile.

You Ming lowered his head, feeling a little ashamed, he cleared his throat, made a nonchalant look, then got off the bed, opened the closet to find clean sheets and quilt covers.

Jiang Yu'an also saw You Ming's uneasiness, and said empathetically, "I'm going to the bathroom."

But he didn't have to wash his hands at all.

You Ming changed the clean sheets and quilt covers in a trance, and stuffed them into the washing machine like a thief, so that they can be dried directly when he wakes up tomorrow morning. For the first time, he found that such a happy thing. Things just flow out by themselves, just get up and change your pants in the morning.

After he finished all this, he lay back on the bed and stared at the ceiling with his eyes open.

Jiang Yu'an lay down next to You Ming again, neither of them spoke.

You Ming felt a little itchy. After the sage's time passed, the feeling of eating the marrow and knowing the taste was hard to erase.

He tossed and turned, unable to sleep, and his body was about to move.

He was not in good health before, and he had no need for this at all, and it was difficult for him to even walk, let alone other aspects.

Jiang Yu'an helped him open the door to a new world, everything inside was novel, and when that moment came, his mind went blank, and he was so comfortable that he couldn't describe it in words.

"Can't sleep?" Jiang Yu'an asked softly.

You Ming pursed his lips: "I'll be asleep right away."

You Ming closed his eyes, fell asleep and slipped into Jiang Yu'an's embrace. Jiang Yu'an's embrace was not warm, but fortunately, it was not as cold as before. You Ming hugged him, wanting to say it again, but rational He is not allowed to do so.

Just thinking wildly like this, You Ming didn't even know what time he fell asleep.

Jiang Yu'an sat up after You Ming fell asleep, and looked at You Ming's face with tender and affectionate eyes.

He actually didn't care if You Ming had an ex, if he did, he could only regret that he died too early, if not, it would be a happy accident.

You Ming's youthfulness made him almost want to possess You Ming desperately just now, and let everything of You Ming depend on his giving.

Whether it is happiness or pain, he brings it to You Ming.

Jiang Yu'an could only lower his head and kiss You Ming's temples.

They will be together someday, just not yet.

In the early morning of the next day, Zhao Yang came early to report him, and he couldn't live a peaceful day with his tail on his ass for a day, so You Ming had no choice but to let him go to You's house and have breakfast together.

Holding the bowl in his hands, Zhao Yang took a sip of the chicken soup and mushroom porridge that Aunt Zheng cooked in chicken soup. He couldn't hold back his tears for a moment.

"It smells so good..." Zhao Yang wiped his tears. He hasn't had a good meal for a month or two. He only dares to eat some vegetable salad every day. He feels like he has become a wild goat and eats grass every day. , It’s not as good as pigs, pigs still have pig feed to eat, and I heard that sometimes they can have some sweet potatoes.

Zhao Yang wiped his tears while eating, which shocked Papa You and the others. Even Aunt Zheng wondered if his handicraft was so good that it made people cry?Then maybe I can still participate in the competition, and the God of Cookery award will come back.

Zhao Yang also noticed the eyes of everyone looking at him, sobbed and said, "I haven't eaten for a long time."

Mother You didn't know what to say. After all, with such a weight, it would be better to eat less, but people were crying, and if they asked them to eat less, it would not only appear that they were not hospitable, but also poke their lungs. So Mama You said, "Eat slowly, don't worry, don't choke."

Zhao Yang nodded desperately, cherishing it very much, drank porridge in small spoonfuls, and ate two mouthfuls of spicy dried radish made by Aunt Zheng herself.

Probably because Zhao Yang looked really miserable, and because he was fat, he looked younger, but Mother You showed a bit of a motherly heart, and asked him at the dinner table if he was sick, what kind of disease?Where is it treated, and how is it treated?

Zhao Yang lost his mother since he was a child, and his stepmother didn't get close to him. His father only cared about his own business, and he always gave his son money to get things done. Most of the women are his lovers, and his stepmother also knows his virtues. She lives on her own, takes money to travel, has beauty treatment, and gave birth to a daughter who has been pampered since childhood.

So Zhao Yang was cared for by a female elder like Mama You at this time, not to mention how warm he was, he answered Mama You's questions carefully, without any impatience.

After breakfast, You Ming took Zhao Yang out, they had to go to Hengdian.

You Ming figured out yesterday that Zhao Yang's ex-girlfriend is now acting as an extra in Hengdian—although she is a vixen, she doesn't seem to be able to play Daji's role.

"I didn't support her acting before." Zhao Yang said to You Ming in the car, "Her acting skills are terrible! She even performed for me, crying like ghosts crying and wolves howling, without a drop of tears, and I don't care Let’s be blunt, let’s talk about it, no one in the entertainment industry is popular now, will it become popular? Even if you are a vase, you need a backstage.”

"Although my family has a little money, I don't know anyone in the entertainment industry, and the pocket money my dad gave me can't support me to support her."

Zhao Yang: "She doesn't believe it, she quarrels with me every day, saying that the Daji played by others doesn't have the temperament of a vixen."

He whispered, "I think other actresses are more vixen than her."

You Ming was amused by Zhao Yang, he was driving the car with the windows open, the temperature was higher during the day than at night, and the wind came in from the window, You Ming asked Zhao Yang to connect to the bluetooth to play music.

Zhao Yang: "Alright!"

"My motherland and I are like the sea and the waves~"

"The wave is the child of the sea, and the sea is the support of the wave~"

Zhao Yang sang along intoxicated, and said after singing: "I know this song in kindergarten, and I still think it sounds good, master, what do you think?"

You Ming said sincerely, "It sounds good."

Zhao Yang proudly gave You Mingfei a wink.

You Ming saw it through the rearview mirror and shivered.

They drove for about five or six hours before arriving at their destination. You Ming first found a parking lot to park the car, and then followed Zhao Yang to find someone.

Hengdian is very big, and there are many group performances. There are young people everywhere, wearing all kinds of costumes.

Many crews were filming at the same time, Zhao Yang was dazzled.

"Hey, there are so many people, I thought one crew would shoot at a time." Zhao Yang turned into a curious baby at this time, "You said, so many TV dramas in a year, can you really make money? And there is no charge."

You Ming: "I don't know either, you should ask someone else."

Zhao Yang took his mobile phone to find Qunyan to ask about his ex-girlfriend.

Fortunately, his ex-girlfriend was really pretty, so he asked about it soon.

"She's in the back, you go along this road, she's filming a costume drama." The group performer in military uniform said to Zhao Yang, "This is the crew of the anti-Japanese drama."

Zhao Yang: "May I ask if your crew is going to perform a hand-ripping devil? Or is it a bullet turning a corner and a mine hidden in the crotch?"

The extras laughed and said, "I heard that I will play the role of blocking bullets with a wet quilt."

Zhao Yang gave a thumbs up: "Excellent."

Zhao Yang and You Ming walked back, and he quietly asked, "Can a wet quilt really stop bullets?"

You Ming was speechless for a while: "Study physics hard."

Zhao Yang: "I can't... I thought it was possible."

"Non-Newtonian fluid can't stop it, but cotton and water can stop it?" You Ming patted him on the shoulder, "Don't think about it, let's go."

Zhao Yang looked all the way, and felt that everything was interesting, even the group performances in costumes were very interesting. When passing by the venue of Xianxia drama, Zhao Yang looked at the actor Diao Weiya in fluttering white clothes, and his eyes stopped being amazed Can't live.

"I've decided!" Zhao Yang said excitedly, "I want to be an actor when I get back in shape. I was too narrow-minded before, and I didn't realize the joy of being an actor at all before!"

You Ming: "..."

When they arrived at the crew of Zhao Yang's ex-girlfriend, what they saw happened to be his ex-girlfriend filming.

"That's Mengmeng." Zhao Yang pointed to a court lady who was fanning an actress, "Look, she's prettier than the actress!"

The crew was filming, Zhao Yang and You Ming were waiting in the rest area, and Zhao Yang went to the mobile booth to buy two cups of coffee.

Mobile booths cannot serve freshly squeezed juices, so You Ming would rather choose coffee than juice mixed with juice powder.

In fact, You Ming also thinks these are quite interesting, but unlike Zhao Yang, he will not arouse the desire to make movies himself.

After half an hour, the scene was over, and the group came to rest, before You Ming and Zhao Yang walked over to find Xu Meng.

During this period of time, the weather has turned hot, spring is passing by quickly, and spring and autumn sometimes seem to not exist.

Xu Meng was wearing a heavy costume and was sitting on the side of the road eating a boxed lunch.

Sweat flowed down her forehead. The actors had small fans and ice cubes to cool them down, but they had nothing but their skirts to expose their legs, which would make them cooler.

"Mengmeng." Zhao Yang stood in front of Xu Meng like a mountain of meat, his eyes were a little complicated, and his voice trembled a little when he spoke. Ever since he grew a pig tail, he felt that the whole world had changed. He just knew Xu Meng When Meng was a vixen, he was also afraid and worried. When he really saw Xu Meng, the previous relationship came back, and he suddenly realized that he still loved the girl in front of him.

Zhao Yang looked at Xu Meng pleadingly: "I finally found you."

Xu Meng didn't want to look at him, turned her head away, but whispered, "Why did you go so early?"

"Ms. Xu." You Ming was covered by Zhao Yang's huge body, and then he stepped aside and said to Xu Meng, "Let's go over there, this is not a place to talk."

Xu Meng glanced at the group performers who were eating lunch beside her, and didn't ask any more questions, and followed them to a secluded place where no one was around.

"What's the matter, let's talk." Xu Meng was still holding a lunch box in his hand, and there was a chicken leg in it, which was considered a relatively good lunch box meal in the crew of group performances. "I have a scene later, what's the matter?" Just say it sooner."

Before You Ming could speak, Zhao Yang opened his mouth. When he blinked his eyes, which were squeezed to the point where there was only a slit, tears welled up in his eyes. He said pitifully, "Mengmeng, I was wrong, I was wrong. , If you want to raise a dog, I should support you. Let me do things like pick up the dog’s poop in the future. If you want to be an actor, I will support you too. From now on, we will fight for our dreams together.”

Xu Meng: "Ah..."

You Ming: "..."

Zhao Yang: "Mengmeng, I didn't know until after you left that I couldn't live without you. Even if you were a vixen, I would recognize you. After all, I'm about to become a pig spirit now. Mengmeng, you are my heart. My liver, three-quarters of my life!"

He spoke very affectionately, looking intently into Xu Meng's eyes.

Xu Meng snorted: "Then you won't keep me when I leave! If you chased me out then, what's the matter now?"

"You men are all pig hooves!"

You Ming couldn't get a word in by the side, and he didn't know what to say when it came to other people's emotional disputes.

Zhao Yang: "Mengmeng! I can't live without you. As long as you are willing to come back to me, I can do whatever you want. You like dogs. Let's buy ten or eight more. Don't you like corgis? I'll buy two. When I come back, I will feed the meal, I will take a bath, I will pick up the papa, and I will take it to see when I am sick, and you can just masturbate."

Xu Meng whimpered and said nothing, Zhao Yang said a lot of love words, and then she blushed and said, "There are still outsiders."

Zhao Yang quickly said, "Even if my father is here, I would say the same thing."

"Right, Dad?" Zhao Yang turned his head and asked You Ming.

The three were stunned.

Zhao Yang quickly corrected it: "Master You, Master You, I made a slip of the tongue, a slip of the tongue."

You Ming remained expressionless: "It's nothing, I don't care."

Xu Meng frowned: "What master?"

Zhao Yang introduced enthusiastically: "To find you, the master I specially invited was the one who led me to find you. You blocked me. Fortunately, there is Master You. Otherwise, if you don't come to me, I will really There is no other way.”

As soon as Zhao Yang's words fell, Xu Meng had already stepped back several steps. She even assumed a fighting posture, but this posture was a bit erratic. You Ming thought of the emoji package sent to him by a classmate—the crow By plane.

"What do you do? Are you a celestial master?" Xu Mengse stared at You Ming sternly.

You Ming didn't lie: "You're just getting started, you're not considered a celestial master."

Xu Meng glared at Zhao Yang: "Okay, you actually asked a celestial master to deal with me! Zhao Yang, how can I be sorry for you!"

Zhao Yang stepped forward quickly: "No, Mengmeng, Master You really just helped me find you, he won't subdue you, he is a good celestial master!"

You Ming said seriously at this moment: "Subduing monsters can't be regarded as a bad celestial master."

Zhao Yang glanced at You Ming, his eyes were full of bewilderment, why did he feel that Master You was doing a disservice to him?

At this moment, You Ming also realized that what he said was wrong, so he closed his mouth.

Xu Meng still maintained the movement of a crow flying, as if she was about to fight You Ming if she disagreed with her, she squinted her eyes at You Ming: "You want to subdue me? Oh, what an idiot!"

Zhao Yang whispered: "Mengmeng, that word is a fool's dream."

Xu Meng: "Zhao Yang! Who are you on? Is there a problem if I mispronounced a word?!"

Zhao Yang said eagerly: "No problem, no problem, you are right, there is no such thing as idiot talking about dreams in this world, just call it a joke!"

You Ming really knows what the ultimate form of dog licking is like this time.

Zhao Yang has almost set a new limit for his pursuit of partners for male compatriots.

You Ming was a little confused.

who I am?where am iWhat am I here for?

The lethality of this little couple's quarrel is too great.

But he still kept his face serious: "Ms. Xu, I was only entrusted by Mr. Zhao, and I hope you can get in touch with the illusion used on him. Apart from that, I have not received other requests, and I will not subdue you."

Xu Meng was still very vigilant: "Why should I trust you?"

You Ming: "As long as you are exposed to illusion now, I will never appear in front of you again. This is a promise I can make to you. If you don't believe me, there is nothing I can do."

Xu Meng looked at him suspiciously, then at Zhao Yang.

Zhao Yang: "Yes, Mengmeng, if you don't believe in Master You, you should believe in me! I don't know my feelings for you, so don't you?"

Xu Meng pursed her lips, and said after a few seconds: "Okay then, Zhao Yang, you have to remember what you said, and you can't object to my becoming an actor in the future, and you have to take the dog matter to heart."

Zhao Yang nodded repeatedly.

Xu Meng: "Come here."

Zhao Yang walked over, and every time he took a step, his flesh bumped.

Xu Meng always had an expression of affection that he couldn't bear to look directly at.

When Zhao Yang approached, Xu Meng stood on tiptoe, put his arms around Zhao Yang's neck, and kissed him.

This is not an instant kiss.

At least You Ming on the side couldn't bear to watch and closed his eyes, but the sticky sound of kissing was right next to his ears.

You Ming thought of himself and Jiang Yu'an, would they also make such a sound when they kissed?

That's too erotic!

After the sound disappeared, You Ming opened his eyes again. Zhao Yang's flesh disappeared, not suddenly, but thinner. After a few seconds, Zhao Yang changed from a mountain of flesh to a The tall and thin young man, whose facial features were so crowded that he couldn't see his original features, finally revealed his true face at this time.

You Ming has never seen Zhao Yang's previous photos.

It was only then that I realized that Zhao Yang was actually quite tall, about 1.8 meters five anyway. He had a flat head, sword eyebrows and star eyes, and thin lips. Before he lost weight, his skin was white and pink... exactly the color of a pig.

Zhao Yang looked at his arm and was overjoyed: "I have transformed back, I finally don't have to worry about becoming a pig."

"Mengmeng! Thank you!"

He turned to look at You Ming again: "Master You! Thank you too! You helped save my fate and my love."

You Ming: "..."

He really didn't know that he could save Zhao Yang's love.

"I'm going to go back, how about you?" You Ming asked, "I'll take you back when you want to go back."

After all, Zhao Yang gave a lot of money, he didn't mind being a driver a few times, and he also enjoyed the feeling of driving.

Xu Meng took Zhao Yang's hand, and she was still a little nervous when she looked at You Ming, but she restrained her emotions and said to You Ming, "I still have to film, you can stay here for a day."

You Ming frowned, why does he have to stay for a day?

He was planning to go back tonight and continue what happened last night with Jiang Yu'an.

He still wanted to do it again, but he didn't know if he could overcome his sense of shame and bring it up to Jiang Yu'an tonight.

Xu Meng suddenly said: "If you are a celestial master, you should be able to catch ghosts, right?"

You Ming nodded: "But I haven't caught it yet."

Jiang Yu'an took care of the previous evil, at best he was cheering on the sidelines, or not very energetic.

Xu Meng's hands trembled a little. Before she left the group, the elders told her that there is a kind of people among human beings called celestial masters. These celestial masters can catch monsters and exorcise ghosts. They think that monsters and ghosts are They are all evil spirits, once they meet them, they will attack indiscriminately, and a little monster like her who can only transform into a human form is not their opponent.

In the eyes of monsters, the celestial master is just like the monsters in the eyes of human children, an existence that can stop night crying.

Humans and monsters terrorize and demonize each other.

Xu Meng swallowed her saliva, and summoned up her courage to say, "Recently, our crew is haunted by ghosts. The crew has told us that if there are still strange noises in the past few days, the crew will have to suspend filming first."

Just now Zhao Yang said that he wanted to support his girlfriend in chasing her dreams. At this time, he also said to You Ming: "Master You, you happened to be here too, so please help me solve this matter, and I will add another 100 million to you."

He really doesn't have much money, and his annual pocket money is exactly 800 million.

You Ming frowned.

He has just started eating meat, and he still wants to go back and see Jiang Yu'an.

But he didn't want to be a man with a sperm on his head.

Men, still have to care more about their careers.

"Okay." You Ming said, "Tell me about the specific situation."

Xu Meng tugged at Zhao Yang's sleeve: "The location for our crew's shooting was the first batch built here. A female cosplayer had a heart attack while filming and died on the set. We thought it was just a girl. It was rumored, but I didn't expect that every time we shoot night scenes, strange things will happen."

"The costumes of leading actresses are sometimes torn."

"The clothes broke during the performance. At first I thought it was because the quality of the clothes was not good, but after changing it several times, it was like this every time."

"The crew didn't dare to shoot the night scene."

The expression on Xu Meng's face was a little frightened: "If the crew stops filming, I don't know when they will resume filming. I finally played a character that can show my face, and I still have five lines of lines!"

You Ming asked strangely: "You are a monster, can't dispel ghosts?"

Xu Meng pouted: "Then... that also depends on cultivation. I have worked hard to maintain my human form. I used illusion on Zhao Yang before, and I am already very weak. What if the ghost kills me? I But a weak girl."

Zhao Yang put his arms around Xu Meng's shoulders, and said to You Ming sincerely: "Yes, Master You, Mengmeng is so weak, she can't even unscrew the bottle cap."

Xu Meng leaned on Zhao Yang's shoulder, pretending to be weak: "Yes, after leaving Yangyang, I bought water that didn't need to be opened."

Zhao Yang: "...Mengmeng, is there any water that doesn't need to be opened?"

Xu Meng nodded: "Ad calcium milk doesn't need to be twisted, just insert a straw, which is convenient."

Zhao Yang looked at Xu Meng: "Mengmeng, it's really hard for you."

You Ming: "I'll come with you to this set tonight. There are no cameras or security here, right?"

Xu Meng finally had a smile on his face: "No, this area is very old, and the camera has been broken for a long time, and it has not been replaced there to save money."

You Ming nodded: "I'll go to a nearby hotel and get a room first."

He really didn't want to watch these two actors show off their affection.