thought you were attacking

01

After Lu Xun ate up all the snacks in his hand, Xu Wangzhi walked over slowly, took away his crumpled packaging bag and threw it into the trash can.

"Who is that woman?" After squatting for a long time, Lu Xun got up and grabbed Xu Wangzhi's arm.

Xu Wangzhi stood still and asked the other party to stand firm first: "Internet celebrity tiger."

"Why is this? How is it that lonely men and widows are arguing at the school gate?" Lu Xun's feet were no longer numb, but he still held onto Xu Wangzhi's arm. He could see clearly that the Internet celebrity When the tiger pulled Xu Wangzhi's arm, the latter pulled it back, and he didn't move when he pulled the other's arm.

That's the difference between civilian treatment and luxury treatment, awesome.

Just as he was complacent, Xu Wangzhi knocked him from the sky to the ground with one sentence: "She said she wanted to try to talk to me."

02

Lu Xun's cracked expression was comparable to the Great Rift Valley in East Africa.

talk about?Conversation talk or love talk?

Combined with the news from the gossip group, if this "talk" did not come from "talking about love", he would cut off his head and use it as a stool for the Internet celebrity tiger.

Looking at Xu Wangzhi's calm and breezy appearance, Lu Xun almost died of aggrieved: "Then how do you express your opinion?"

Xu Wangzhi smiled without saying a word, letting Lu Xun sway in front of him from left to right.

"Mr. Xu, you are gay. You must bend perfectly. Going against your sexual orientation will make you decadent, and every sunrise and sunset will become less beautiful."

"You make up this jingle well."

"Do you like to listen? I can say more. Don't think I'm long-winded. Being single is indeed a bit lonely. It's better to touch yourself than a mismatched relationship."

Xu Wangzhi laughed so unsteadily that he lost his image: "I told her that I have a boyfriend."

"Internet celebrity tiger is about the same as a dominatrix, don't look at her as beautiful as a flower, in fact, you don't match her at all..." Lu Xun suddenly stopped, "I forget what you just said?"

03

When did Xu Wangzhi find a boyfriend behind his back?

Is he not attractive enough or the seductive plan is not done well enough?

How come the promised happiness is over before it even started?

"It's fine if you don't hear it." Xu Wangzhi hesitated, "Do you want to come up for dinner tonight?"

"Yes, why not." Lu Xun saw no family in his eyes, and followed Xu Wangzhi up to the fifth floor, "Wangzhi, listen to me, I don't agree with this marriage between you and your boyfriend who appeared at some time. "

Xu Wangzhi was so speechless, he added a dull label to Lu Xun: "You haven't even understood it, why don't you agree?"

"Then do you know other people? So you agreed to talk to them?" Lu Xun refused to accept. His own conditions are not bad. Everyone loves flowers, but he can be sweet or salty or straight. Xu Wangzhi took a look, but the other party was not moved at all.

Xu Wangzhi intentionally teased Lu Xun: "It's not a boyfriend, I'm exaggerating."

Before Lu Xun breathed a sigh of relief, Xu Wangzhi added: "It's still in the trial period, if the other party is also interested in me, then it's really a boyfriend."

04

Because of this sentence, Lu Xun didn't say a word during the whole meal.

Xu Wangzhi tapped his bowl with chopsticks: "Why are you depressed?"

"It's nothing." Lu Xun poked the rice grain sullenly, "Aren't you afraid that she will dislike you when you speak so bluntly to Wanghonghu?"

"No, she's a rotten girl."

"what?"

"I saw her secretly reading comics once." Xu Wangzhi paused, then pointed out, "It's similar to the one you put on the coffee table last time."

The rib that Lu Xun was biting on rolled down.

So Xu Wangzhi already knew that he was also gay?

Knowing that he is gay but pretending not to know what is going on?

What does it mean to test other men when he is so nice?

"Wangzhi, do you like petite boys?" Lu Xun asked.

The question was inexplicable, Xu Wangzhi imagined that Lu Xun would use a size smaller body to crush him, and it was so weird to think about it.

"No." Xu Wangzhi said.

Lu Xun felt more at ease, buried his head and continued to eat, helped clean up the dining table after the meal, and took the dishes and chopsticks into the kitchen to scrub.

Xu Wangzhi knew him well, and if this person didn't do anything to make up for the meal, he would definitely feel bad, so he let him.He took out a can of Coke from the refrigerator, walked quietly behind Lu Xun, and unexpectedly iced the other party's neck with Coke.

The temperature has dropped in the past few days, Lu Xun was caught off guard by the ice, shrunk his neck and turned his head: "I have no temper for bullying me?"

"Your temper comes when you say it," Xu Wangzhi laughed at him, "Can you stop being depressed?"

"I'm just wondering..." Lu Xun wanted to wonder why Xu Wangzhi didn't call him, but when the words came to his lips, he remembered that the other party already had a wild man he liked, so he changed his words, "I wonder why you fell in love with me Who is the person."

"I fell in love with a very good person. He is handsome and has a good personality. The key is to be able to talk to me." Xu Wangzhi pulled the buckle, "Would you like a Coke?"

"Don't drink." What kind of coke is there even if you are broken in love, you can use alcohol to relieve your worries.After washing the dishes, Lu Xun wrung out the dishcloth and hung it up: "I'm going home to drink beer."

"I have this, I just bought it yesterday." Xu Wangzhi refused to let him go, turned around and took a can of beer from the refrigerator and handed it over, "I'm already of marriageable age, so I have to find someone if I don't talk about marriage. You can't be a bachelor all your life, how lonely and cold you are."

Lu Xun silently took the beer.

Wouldn't it be nice to be a star dog together?

If it's not good enough, wouldn't it be good for him to be Xu Wangzhi's target?

05

It is said that being drunk makes people courageous. Lu Xun will not be drunk after drinking two cans of beer, but he thinks that his ability to pretend to be drunk is more than enough for Xu Wangzhi, and his acting skills are comparable to Oscar winners.

He drew up a plan in a short period of time. Since Xu Wangzhi hasn't chased the wild man yet, it proves that he still has a chance, as long as Xu Wangzhi tries to find the wild man, let the other party empathize and change his mind Transferred to himself, he, Lu Xun, could turn over and sing.

No matter how much that wild man was interested in Xu Wangzhi, he was Cheng Yaojin who broke out halfway, firmly blocking the wild man's glances at Xu Wangzhi.

Lu Xun was lying on the sofa, with a silly smile on his face.

Xu Wangzhi came out of the bathroom after taking a shower, took the empty can in Lu Xun's hand and threw it into the trash can, then squatted down and looked at him: "Can you still stand up and walk?"

He changed into an indigo bathrobe this time, the clear contrast between his fair complexion and the dark fabric made Lu Xun stare straight at him.

"Yes, why not." Lu Xun always remembered that he was a drunk person, he was so drunk that he said he was not drunk, he couldn't walk, but he insisted on taking a crooked so-called straight road for others to see.

He sat up, hiccupped, and staggered to his feet.

"Little white rabbit, white and white, with two ears pricked up, bouncing and dancing, who is hiding in his heart, you guess, I guess, everyone guess..." Lu Xun performed so hard, he stepped forward with his left foot, Stepping up with the right foot, aiming at a chair, making a hook and a pounce——

Xu Wangzhi hurriedly rushed up to block Lu Xun, lest the other party land on his face, he opened his arms to block in front of the other party.

When Lu Xun pounced on him like a big dog, Xu Wangzhi sang silently in his heart, "I would like to become the angel you love in the fairy tale and spread my hands into wings to protect you".

06

"Lu Xun—!" Xu Wangzhi yelled.

Lu Xun kept praising himself for his good standards, and he loosened Xu Wangzhi's bathrobe with his hands.

Xu Wangzhi turned into an angel who exposed the moon, hung, and exposed his body. He was so ashamed that he was going crazy, desperately pushing and shoving the people on him, but Lu Xun still hugged his waist, buried his face in front of his chest, and licked and licked lightly. .

"Lu Xun, you're drunk!" Xu Wangzhi took a step back, resting his waist on the edge of the table, with his hands propped back on the table to barely stand still.

"Not drunk yet." Lu Xun lay on Xu Wangzhi's body, stuck out his tongue and left a few meandering saliva marks on the other's chest, rubbed his face against the other's neck and lifted it up, "You know, you are delicious. "

07

It's a little white rabbit and it's really delicious. If you don't know who Lu Xun said is who is a rabbit and who is delicious, Xu Wangzhi also wants to make a plate of roasted rabbit meat and try it.

Lu Xun was still blinking his dark eyes, his face was very close, his cheeks were stained red, in Xu Wangzhi's opinion, it was caused by alcohol.

"Ah, I'll take you home?" There are thousands of mistakes, Xu Wangzhi shouldn't have appeared in front of Lu Xun who had been drinking in this new bathrobe and loose belt, what method would he use to test the other party's attitude? With bad intentions, I just sent myself who was not mentally prepared to the other party's mouth.

Just when Xu Wangzhi was hesitating whether to push him away, Lu Xun let go of him, and walked towards the bathroom with floating steps.

Xu Wangzhi leaned against the edge of the dining table for a long time before his heart sank.

There was the sound of splashing water in the bathroom, Xu Wangzhi went into the bedroom to find a set of clothes, unwrapped the clean underwear, put them together with the clothes on the cabinet outside the bathroom door.

"Lu Xun, I put the clothes outside the door, you put them on after you take a shower." Xu Wangzhi knocked on the door.

In the bathroom, Lu Xun let out a "hmm", wondering if the sound of falling water covered his own voice.

The first trick, pretending to be drunk and mopping up oil to arouse the other party's sexual interest, failed.

08

Lu Xun didn't stay at Xu Wangzhi's house that night. He clamored to go home and sleep after he came out of the shower. Xu Wangzhi was moved by his persistent attitude. The latter resolutely sent him to the fourth floor until he closed the door. Feel free to go back.

It was as if he had been pretending to be crazy all night just to borrow a bathroom at Xu Wangzhi's house, who would have understood that instead of arousing the other's sexual interest, he turned himself up.

The next day, when the crispy duck girl came to the store, Lu Xun pulled her to a small corner and whispered: "Tweety, your comic book doesn't work in reality. I didn't bring it out today, and I'll return it to you tomorrow."

Still sticking skin to skin, and burying your face with your chest, how about cheating ghosts?

The crispy duck girl came alone today, and Mao Rongrong and the mine girl stayed in the classroom on duty.She picked out a pair of keychains, and said while paying the bill: "It must be that you are not dressed up enough."

"Damn, I'm not a woman, do I still need to put on heavy makeup and wear a bikini?"

"You don't understand this. After you take a shower, put on Teacher Xu's white shirt. It's more attractive than any bikini or transparent pajamas."

Lu Xun suddenly realized, and rewarded the crispy duck girl with a lollipop.

Xu Wangzhi's students are just different, their words are astonishing, their bones are strange, and they are really malleable talents.