thought you were attacking

01

The washing machine roared to life.

Xu Wangzhi sat on the sofa, a little nervous and a little silent.

"You don't want to eat the apples?" Lu Xun asked, a little sad and disappointed.

"Eat." Xu Wangzhi picked up the apple on the coffee table and took a big bite out of face. The crunchy and sweet flesh suppressed the little tension that was stuck in his throat.

"Lu Xun, do you still remember what happened last night?" Xu Wangzhi asked.

Lu Xun's attention was not on the TV at all, Xu Wangzhi's appearance in a bathrobe attracted him even more: "Remember."

The little tension in the throat surged up again, and Xu Wangzhi put down the apple again.

"What do you remember?"

"I don't have any fragments, I remember everything. We drank two beers from a dozen beers. You threw me down when you were drunk. I drank too much and went to put some water. When I came out, I saw you pissing..."

"Stop!!!" Xu Wangzhi covered Lu Xun's mouth.

02

The words that didn't come out in time were hidden under Xu Wangzhi's slightly cool fingers.

Lu Xun's lips rubbed against Xu Wangzhi's fingertips, it was really fragmented at the moment, he didn't remember anything, he only remembered the scene in front of him, the throbbing caused by the staring at him was like a thin thread pulling his heart.

Xu Wangzhi knew he was impulsive, so he took his hand away and asked uncomfortably, "Did you misunderstand something?"

Lu Xun had a question mark face, and it took him a while to wake up. Since Xu Wangzhi asked him if he remembered what happened last night, there are two reasons. Either something embarrassing must have happened last night and he forgot it, or Xu Wangzhi asked him if he remembered what happened last night. I don't remember if there was anything terrible happened last night and I want to ask him for confirmation.

His head was running at high speed like a washing machine. He confirmed that he was not broken, and fell asleep when he entered Xu Wangzhi's bedroom. He didn't feel any discomfort when he woke up in the morning, and his pants were well put on.

"No, I didn't misunderstand anything." Lu Xun confirmed.

"You just misunderstood." Xu Wangzhi was anxious.

"I really didn't..."

"You misunderstood that I peed my pants."

"...?"

03

An advertisement for diapers was being broadcast on the TV, and the slogan "Don't worry about baby, don't worry about mother" lingered in the living room.

"That's it?" Lu Xun didn't hold back his laugh.

Xu Wangzhi gathered his bathrobe, feeling that both the topic and the ad were a bit of an unpleasant sight.

"That's wine. If you accidentally spill it on the floor, your clothes will get wet too." Xu Wangzhi skillfully changed the subject, "Where did you go today?"

"Oh, I went to my brother's wedding, and I was in a hurry, so I didn't have time to tell you." Lu Xun said while taking out his mobile phone, "Let's exchange phone numbers, it's more convenient."

Originally, this would be the end of the matter, but coincidentally, there was an incoming call from Xu Wangzhi's cell phone, and he answered it, chatting with the people over there a few more times.

Lu Xun vaguely heard a young woman's voice over there, and when Xu Wangzhi hung up the phone, he asked with gusto, "Girlfriend?" Dog, it hasn't been long before you get out of the order?

The love affair was over before it even started, and Lu Xun felt unwilling, leaning on the sofa with folded arms and sulking.

As soon as the misunderstanding was solved, another one came, Xu Wangzhi couldn't laugh or cry: "No, just now the teacher in the same office asked me to help her with a class tomorrow."

Lu Xun thought to himself, who knew that you would be able to get along with others on behalf of others, and then Xu Wangzhi added: "I'm gay, so I don't like women."

04

Lu Xun: Who am I, where am I, and what am I doing?At this time, should I hold Xiao Zhizhi's hands tightly and shout "me too" excitedly?

05

"I have recognized my sexual orientation since high school, and I never call women at all, so..." Xu Wangzhi pursed his lips and smiled, "I hope you don't mind."

Lu Xun hurriedly shook his head.

Not only do you not mind!

If possible, he hoped that Xu Wangzhi could call him!The kind that can stun him in the opponent's arms!

Now, at this moment, without delay!

"What's the matter, you won't eat me." Lu Xun half-jokingly said, and the mosaic image appeared in his mind again.

After returning, Lu Xun leaned against the bed with his notebook in his hand, searched for the file named "Course Materials", double-clicked to open the newly saved video.

The shock that Xu Wangzhi gave him today was a bit overwhelming, and he needed to take some calcium tablets to cushion it.

A calcium tablet.

Two calcium tablets.

Three calcium tablets.

Lu Xun closed the notebook, as if milk had been spilled between his right fingers.

06

This year’s National Day holiday starts on Monday, adhering to the principle of bitterness before sweetness, and make up classes on Saturdays and Sundays before the National Day.

Xu Wangzhi helped Lu Peilan take a class on Friday afternoon, and when he went to work on Saturday, he heard rumors about himself spread in the school.

Before that, the students only stopped at YY when they paired Xu Wangzhi and Lu Peilan, but now they ran to the protagonist without any scruples to inquire.

The children in class [-] stood still, and the people who came to inquire about the news were all the students from class [-], who Xu Wangzhi took over as the class.The class representative from Class Seven came to hand in homework to Lu Peilan, but it happened that Lu Peilan was not there, so the little girl put down her homework, turned around and ran to Xu Wangzhi's side, leaned on the office screen and asked, "Teacher Xu, are you our Lu Peilan?" The teacher's boyfriend?"

When Xu Wangzhi was asked this question for the third time, he smiled kindly: "No, children, don't think about it."

"Then why did Mr. Lu ask you to help as a substitute instead of Mr. Zou?" The little girl said with a knowing expression on her face, "Mr. Xu, you don't need to deny it. In fact, we all think that you and Mr. Lu are a good match."

07

"What a good match!" The crispy duck girl was filled with righteous indignation, "One is a tiger and the other is a little white rabbit, how is it a good match?!"

The politics department and the geography department are in the same office. Today, she went to help the teacher get the geography review paper, and just overheard what the girls in Class [-] said to Xu Wangzhi.

After school in the afternoon, I made an appointment with the other two girls from the gossip group to go to your house. The crispy duck girl took the opportunity to complain to them, which made Mao Rongrong and the girl from Jiayou Mine fight for Lu Xun.

After Lu Xun eavesdropped the whole process, he played the game calmly on the surface, but in fact his heart was already raging.

He raised his hand and looked at his watch, estimating that it would be a few minutes before Xu Wangzhi came out, so he put down his phone, turned his chair, and faced the gossip group: "Who is the tiger?"

Mao Rongrong ran over with a rogue rabbit pillow in his arms, put one hand on the cash register, and had a long talk: "Tiger is a political teacher from another class, she looks like an Internet celebrity but is very fierce, everyone calls her Internet celebrity tiger. She babbled a lot, basically repeating what the crispy duck gossip said, and finally patted Lu Xun on the shoulder, calling her brothers, "Don't worry, boss, the three of us are on the same front as you. You don't have to panic!"

The crispy-skinned duck girl opened the chain of her schoolbag, took out two thick comic books and patted them on the cash register: "Boss, this is for you!"

The girl from the mine didn't say anything, and bought the most expensive handmade music box in the store.

To express his gratitude, Lu Xun distributed a lollipop to each of them and credited it to his own account.

08

After the gossip group left, Lu Xun called off work early, put two comics into his backpack, grabbed the snowflake crisps he bought today and stuffed them into his pocket, pulled down the shutter, and walked slowly to the gate of No. [-] Middle School to wait for Xu Wangzhi get off work.

Lu Xun has a good appearance, and he often attracts the attention of many people when he goes there. There are also many young female teachers in No. [-] Middle School, and they don't consciously look at him more when they pass by Lu Xun.

Lu Xun didn't look sideways, and left when he saw someone, never staying for a second longer.

"I'm sorry, I just encountered a controversial topic, and I had a few more discussions with the teacher in the office, so I came out late." Xu Wangzhi came out with a briefcase, dressed in a century-old style, shirt and suit pants, but His shirts come in many colors, black, white, blue, gray, light toned and dark toned, and they all look equally good on him.

Lu Xun really likes to guess what color Xu Wangzhi is wearing that day, for him, this is a wonderful pleasure.

He grabbed a few snowflake crisps from his pocket, Xu Wangzhi chose the yellow ones, and he silently remembered: Xiao Zhizhi likes meat floss flavored ones.

"Does the teacher in the office also include internet celebrity tiger?" Lu Xun was still jealous.

Xu Wangzhi didn't expect the other party to know this title, and after thinking about it more, he knew that it was the gossip group that gave Lu Xing the gossip.

"The rumors have spread outside the school." Xu Wangzhi has been worrying about this all day long. What is bothering him is not being misunderstood, but Lu Peilan's seemingly trying to make the fake come true.

Lu Xun muttered: "Still learning from celebrities to spread gossip."

"What did you say?"

"It's nothing."

"It's fine for the kids in the school to misunderstand me, can you still not believe me?" Xu Wangzhi loosened his collar, stopped in front of the zebra crossing, raised his elbow and bumped Lu Xun's arm, "To be honest, You are more attractive to me than Internet celebrity tiger."

09

Thousands of words of earthy love, it is too late to forget an unintentional word.

Tears almost filled Lu Xun's eyes, and he wanted to sing a song for this hard-fought love.

What is an internet celebrity tiger?

He is willing to turn the gentle little white rabbit into a loyal little gray rabbit, and the two rabbits walk side by side, kissing and cuddling.

When the green light came on, Xu Wangzhi turned around and reminded him, "Let's go."

"Okay, okay." Lu Xun put away the pink bubbles, "Wangzhi, your words are amazing."

Xu Wangzhi: "I was telling the truth."

Lu Xun: "Yes, I am extremely charming."

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Notes: ① buddies = brothers =.