Lu Wu

"Xiyi, let me tell you a happy event!" Sun Yingshen mysteriously approached Lu Shiyi, who propped up his cheeks and looked pensive, with an unconcealable joy in his brows and eyes.

Lu Shiyi listlessly asked, "What happy event?"

"I have it!" Sun Ying covered her mouth with one hand and said softly but excitedly.

"What's the matter?" Lu Shiyi was puzzled.

"Hey, you're going to be an uncle!" Sun Ying pointed to her flat belly.

"What!" Lu Shiyi finally came to his senses, "Hahahaha, you and Brother Huo can do it!"

"Hush! Keep your voice down, it's not been three months yet, I just want to tell you to share the joy." Sun Ying quickly raised her index finger to her lips.

"Oh oh oh, congratulations, Sister Sun!" Lu Shiyi also imitated her and raised an index finger next to her mouth. He had also heard of the customary saying that it is not appropriate to make a big show before she is three months pregnant.

"What were you thinking just now?" Sun Ying changed the subject and asked curiously.

"It's nothing." Lu Shi rested his hands on his cheeks again, and sighed heavily, "Hey, sister Sun, what will happen to you if your Pipi Dandan can talk suddenly?"

"Then I don't want to be so happy!" Sun Ying was amused, "What? Your Lu Wu can speak?"

"That's not true, that's what I think about it." For some reason, the phrase "What did you say?" and that "Ouch" always linger in his ears, and Lu Shiyi feels inexplicably familiar, like the one in the previous dream. The man who called himself Lu Wu sounded like the voice of Shen Jun who saved him that time.

"Oh, sweet dreams can still be made." Sun Ying patted him on the shoulder and went back to his seat.

dream?It seems that I have been dreaming a lot recently. For a while, Farewell My Concubine, for a while, I went to war in the desert, and this time I dreamed of going back to the Tang Dynasty. When can I go back to Kunlun Mountain...Kunlun Mountain?Lu Shiyi was stunned by the sudden thought that popped into his head.

In a trance, it seemed that someone asked him in his ear: "How is Kunlun Mountain compared to your Yin Mountain?"

How did you answer yourself?But where is Yinshan?Does Kunlun Mountain refer to the orphanage where Liao Yi and the others grew up, or is it a mountain?Lu Shiyi's brows were tightly furrowed, and just when he was thinking about it, he was having a headache when the message notification tone kept coming from his mobile phone. When he opened it, it turned out that in the bad friend group "Twelve Arhats" he met at work, Snake. .

"Xiyi, are you there? @Deer.Lu"

"Are you here? @Deer.Lu"

"Call back! @Deer.Lu"

"Stop pretending to be asleep! No matter how leisurely you are, you have to go to work @Deer.Lu"

"Something! Serious business! @Deer.Lu"

"Sixth She, you're going to die!" Bear was the first to reply.

"She Lao Liu, it's so early in the morning, are you still letting people sleep?" Eagle Diao was the second to reply.

"She Lao Liu, you didn't stay up all night last night, did you!" Crab. Xie.

"She Lao Liu, can't you send a private message?" Cat. Mao.

"No, isn't the purpose of our group is to talk to the group if something happens, and everyone to help?" Snake. She leisurely posted a line, and everyone fell silent.

Lu Shiyi temporarily forgot the troubles of thinking, and almost burst out laughing.At the beginning, everyone used animal names that sounded like their own surnames to get the English names in the group, and there was no one who repeated them in a row. Everyone's personality was more or less similar to the temperament of the corresponding animal.For example, She Lao Liu has always been resourceful and has a lot of tricks, especially sophistry, which can usually choke people to death.

"Why are you so anxious and angered?" Lu Shiyi broke the silence and replied.

"I really waited for you until the flowers withered and bloomed, and they bloomed and withered several times!" Snake. She.

"Is it convenient for you to go to No. 800 Dongfang Road now?" Snake. She.

"A friend of mine was blackmailed there and couldn't get away." Snake. She.

"He is in a hurry to go back to his hometown to visit his wife." Snake. She.

"I stayed up all night yesterday, and now I still have a big head." Snake. She.

"Old Eleven, please!" Snake. She.

"Accidentally made a typo, pick one up! What a man! You are the most free among the Twelve Arhats now!" Snake. She.

"Please, please!" Snake. She.

A series of crackling messages on the phone screen made Lu Shiyi dizzy.

"Where is Monkey Hou who is inseparable from Mengmeng with you?" Deer. Lu.

"You said that we are inseparable, like me, we have been burning blood all night! Now I am sleeping so hard that I don't know who I am!" Snake. She.

"How do you know?" Pig. Zhu.

"How do you know?" Lion. Shi.

"How do you know?" Fish Yu.

"How do you know?" Shrimp. Xia.

"How do you know?" Swallow. Yan.

"Okay, I'll go, give me the contact information of the other party." Deer. Lu.

"You two together?" Cat. Mao.

"You two together?" Swallow. Yan.

"You two together?" Eagle Diao.

The building went crooked quickly, and Lu Shiyi's news was hidden in a sea of ​​crooked ones, and there was no response.Helpless, Lu Shiyi sent a private message to She Laoliu, got up and said hello to the boss, then hailed a car and went to the address given by She Laoliu.

No. 800 Dongfang Road is a convenience store.When Lu Shiyi arrived, the head of She Laoliu was still silent.In addition to a bunch of increasingly crooked messages in the group, there was no reply from She Laoliu.Lu Shiyi, the straight man of steel, also somehow feels that there is something wrong with She Laoliu and Hou Jiuer.Two men?If it was She Laoliu and Hou Jiu'er, he would just accept it reluctantly.But why are the names of these two people so similar to the number group of "Kunlun Mountain Orphanage"?

"Hello! Are you Mr. Lu?" A man of medium height wearing a dark blue polo shirt and holding a dirty puppy in his arms stepped forward and asked.

Lu Shiyi put down his phone, "Yes, Mr. She called me here, are you his friend?" Lu Shiyi looked at the other party, he should also be a white-collar worker, and there was a suitcase at his feet, which seemed real. I'm on my way.

"Hello, hello! Sorry to trouble you, my surname is Kui, you can call me Kui San."

"Ah?" Lu Shiyi was startled when he heard that address.

"What's wrong?" Kai San asked.

"It's nothing, it's just that your name is quite simple, hehe, what, where is the person who blackmailed you? Do you need to call the police?" Lu Shiyi quickly changed the subject, looked at the people coming and going around, and saw nothing like A person who blackmails people.

"That's it!" Kai San raised the little white dog in his hand and said.

It was a white Teddy dog ​​less than 42 centimeters tall, looking at Lu Shiyi with two black eyes, and there were dry tears under the eyes.

"You mean it?" Lu Shiyi asked with wide-eyed eyes.

"I picked it up at the entrance of the convenience store, and the clerk inside said it had been here for nearly half a month. One of its hind legs was broken by a car, and it waited at the entrance of the store for kind people to give some food." Kui Santeng Put out a hand to touch the puppy's head, the puppy raised its head, stuck out its tongue and licked his hand.

"I'm in a hurry to catch a flight home, but I really want to adopt it. I'm afraid that if it disappears or something happens to me when I come back, I have to ask She Liu for help." Kui San looked at Lu Shi shyly. One, "I'm really sorry, can I ask you to take care of it, I'll pick it up as soon as I get back, is that okay?"

Two pairs of eyes, one big and one small, looked at Lu Shiyi pitifully. Lu Shiyi, whose heart was so soft after having Lu Wu, nodded his head without thinking.