The correct way to attack the villain

Two major events have happened in Gotham recently. One is that after 40 years, the second Wayne Lighthouse will finally appear in this city.

It was built on a small island in the middle of the inland sea near the South Hinckley Aquarium. The black bell tower rises from the ground, covered with a red roof. The color is strange but it looks unexpectedly harmonious because of its strong sense of design. , After getting used to it, you can even feel a different kind of beauty.

The designer is Bruce Wayne's assistant.

Then the second big thing.

No rumors were disclosed before the event, and there was no public relations afterwards, and there was no explanation from the parties involved——"Gotham's Richest Man Comes Out in Public, Reveals His Affair with His Assistant Boyfriend".

The accompanying picture is the scene of the two holding hands and leaving at the Gotham World Expo yesterday.

"Look, Lana, as I said earlier, Bruce Wayne is an out-and-out gay guy, Playboy has always been just his disguise, the purpose is to cover up the fact that he is gay!"

"Then how do you explain Bruce Wayne's publicity this time? I don't think we can only speculate on this issue based on subjective consciousness. It has been 9012, James. Do you still want to bring your anti-gay ideas into the Tomb?"

Song Mo leaned on the sink in the bathroom, watched the debate variety show played on the virtual light screen, and asked casually with a toothbrush in his mouth: "What program is this? That female debater looks familiar."

"Point vs point, Captain." Bangya said in his mind, "As you have seen before, the female debater is the chief financial officer of Wayne Group."

Song Mo recalled it for a while and didn't remember it for a while, but that was not important.

The young man picked up the towel hanging next to him to wipe off the foam from the corners of his mouth, and went downstairs in his bathrobe.Alfred was still cooking breakfast in the kitchen on the second floor. Song Mo reached out and took the Chinese kitchen knife in front of the old housekeeper: "Go and do other things, I'll do it."

The old housekeeper reached out to take off his apron, and was about to walk out of the kitchen, but when he saw Song Mo's face, he couldn't help asking, "Did you not rest yesterday?"

Song Mo smiled, but did not speak.

He slept in the same bed with Bruce Wayne yesterday, one was still recovering from his injuries and the other was young and energetic.

Song Mo thought it was a miracle that he didn't get two dark circles under his eyes.

Only those who can rest well are ghosts.

He put on the apron next to him, and after cutting the vegetables, he turned on the faucet expressionlessly and washed the kitchen knife. A heat source approached him halfway through the washing.One arm stretched out from behind him to take the knife in his hand, and the other hand wrapped around his waist. The originally large space suddenly became a little cramped, and the man's fiery breath sprayed on the pinnae: "It's still very Good morning, don't sleep for a while?"

Song Mo glanced at the wall clock on the wall: "It's already 08:30, and you usually have been working in the Batcave for two and a half hours at this time, Mr. Wayne." After the young man finished speaking, he stretched out his hand and turned his back to Bruce Wayne He scratched his chin lightly, "You should shave your beard."

The man smiled and said, "I'll shave later."

Song Mo watched Bruce Wayne hang the washed kitchen knife on the knife holder, and remembered that Alfred said yesterday that he was going to see Dr. Nerif for a dressing change, so he asked, "How is your injury?"

"The bandage has been removed." After hanging up the kitchen knife, Bruce Wayne withdrew his hand and clasped it around the young man's waist again. "I just stayed in the gym for a while, and I seem to be recovering well."

Song Mo held his breath a little: "Then you really should have gone to see Dr. Nereef last night."

Bruce Wayne couldn't help laughing: "Today is too late." He kissed the young man's forehead, "Where do you want to go today?"

In this posture, Song Mo turned on the fire and put the bacon into the frying pan. Amid the sound of bacon crackling and oiling, he asked casually, "Don't you have to go to work today?"

Bruce Wayne: "No, Fox is back."

Song Mo turned his head and glanced at the man with his back arched and his chin resting on his shoulder: "Mr. Fox is also very old. Boss, according to the Gotham Work Basic Law, you have to agree to his retirement next year."

Then he heard Bruce Wayne say: "I have made up my mind, Fox's eldest son is very talented in management, and I will hire him personally after Fox retires."

The president of the Zen system, the whole family is accepting the exploitation of Wayne's skinning, Song Mo didn't know for a while whether to congratulate the Fox family or sympathize with them.

At least in terms of salary and employee benefits, Bruce Wayne has always been extremely generous.

Song Mo turned over to Bacon in front of him: "It means we can date all day today? And I have the final say on where to go?"

Gotham's richest man who deliberately rejected all invitations during the day: "You have the final say."

Song Mo smiled.

So, after breakfast, Bruce Wayne drove his rumored assistant—or his lover, who had become a hidden wife under the exaggeration of the media—in the car, and stopped at the Crescent Bay store according to the route given by the other party. In front of that movie theater.

The name of the movie I watched was a bit familiar, and it was the third one.Bruce Wayne had a vague premonition.

This premonition was fulfilled when I saw the actor's face like a sprouting potato on the big screen.

Bruce Wayne: "..."

There was still no one in the movie theater except for the two of them. Obviously, after experiencing the baptism of the first and second movies, most people didn't even have the mood to watch the excitement.The man glanced at the young man next to him who had been holding back his rational tears from the moment the male lead appeared, and while he was still amazed at Song Mo's unusual smile, he—

He couldn't help frowning again.

This kind of movie can be followed three times in a row. It can be seen that Song Mo really likes the male lead in a certain way, or rather, likes it very much.

And the biggest problem was that he wasn't supposed to eat the vinegar of a sprouted potato.

Bruce never flaunts who he is, and likewise, he doesn't have any deviations in self-knowledge.He looks good, has a good figure, and is the richest man in Gotham. Except for being a little older, he is better than a sprouting potato in any way.

Bruce Wayne looked at the big screen with mixed emotions, until halfway through the movie, he heard something from the middle of the seat.

The young man gently pushed up the armrest of the seat between the two of them, and the two seats immediately became one seat. He took advantage of the situation to stick it up, and kissed the corner of the man's mouth in the dimly lit movie theater.

Bruce Wayne threw the sprouted potato behind his head. He put his hand on the back of the young man's head and kissed it back vigorously.

Afterwards, no one paid attention to the development of the plot of the movie. After they let go of each other, the movie came to an end.

"I wanted to do this when we were on our first date." The young man panted, his rosy lips stained with water in the dim light of the screen, "but I feel that if I did that at that time, you would definitely put me Throw it from your seat."

After he finished speaking, he added: "It's like you beat me up when you first saw me."

Bruce Wayne suddenly fell into memory, he pondered for a long time, and then said: "...I didn't beat you."

Or in fact, he was beaten, but the degree was too light. Compared with the thirty punches when he punched Muddy Face, it was probably similar to touching his face.

Song Mo curled his lips: "You beat me up, my ass is purple from your pinch."

Bruce Wayne: "..."

Just like any date between couples, after the movie ended, Bruce Wayne drove him to a restaurant he was more familiar with for dinner. At noon, he drove to Uptown Island. There was Poison Ivy across the sea. The two took a nap in the mild sunshine and a little salty sea breeze, and then went to the South Hinckley area to visit the Wayne Clock Tower, which is still undergoing internal renovation and is not open to the public.

Back at Wayne Manor at six o'clock, the rumored assistant made another dinner for his immediate boss.

The workmanship may not be as good as Alfred's, but at least the hands of the old housekeeper are freed, so that he is free to prepare tonight and take a vacation tomorrow to travel.

After the sky completely darkened, the bat lamp hung in the sky for a long time.

In the study, Bruce Wayne looked at the clouds outside the window and frowned.

"Alfred made you a new uniform." Song Mo leaned against the door frame of the study, looking at the wound on the man's neck, which had already shed the scab, and inside was a dark scar that needed to heal slowly , "If you don't think your injuries will prevent you from moving."

"Or should I ask Bangya to help you?"

Bruce Wayne stood up from his chair, went to the door and kissed the young man's forehead: "I'll be back as soon as possible."

Five minutes later, the Batmobile drove out of the inner sea along the passage of the Batcave.

Song Mo returned to the living room and switched the TV to the news station.

The Abyss Alliance is still on vacation. He has nothing to do recently. He doesn't mind wearing a clown suit to cause trouble for Batman, so that he can have a relationship while "working", but at least it's not when Batman is still busy. when things happen.

It didn't take long for real-time news channels to dutifully broadcast Batman news.

Song Mo thought that Bruce said that he had almost recovered in the morning, which was somewhat exaggerated to prevent them from worrying, but he watched the man in the bat suit nimbly and swiftly deal with several robbers, and then chased him on the roof of the building. After 10 minutes of walking the scarecrow, I didn't feel tired.

Maybe what he said was right, Bruce Wayne recovered very well, this is too exaggerated, he is obviously an ordinary person, but his recovery speed is almost as fast as that of a mutant.

Song Mo originally just wanted to care about the battle situation, to ensure that the man would not suffer any more serious injuries, or to ask Bang Ya to drive a few bat battleships to support him when necessary, but he watched——

The successive explosions easily mobilized the excitement factor in the young man, and the muscles of Batman wearing a new uniform in the firelight were smooth and distinct.

Song Mo slowly covered his face: "Bangya."

Bangya: "...You said it."

Song Mo stared at the TV for a while, and then said, "Can you help me empty my Amazon shopping cart now? Fill in the address of Wayne Manor."

Bangya: "???"

Song Mo thought for a while: "Forget it, it will take a long time to buy it now, and Alfred will only go on a trip tomorrow."

Bangya: "..."

Song Mo: "I remember I still have a tank of normal saline in the room of the rental house, should I bring the line?"

Yes, strawberry-flavored saline, Thaksin as an artificial intelligence brain.

The leader of the Abyss Alliance, who had nothing to do, flew back to Roland's apartment in a plane on the roof at the next moment, and parked in the open space on the top floor of the apartment.

The rented house was empty and the lights were not turned on. Peter Parker took advantage of the vacation time to travel to England, and Tony Stark kindly sponsored him. As for whether to really let him travel or find an excuse to let him not go to Tiangong with the Avengers Adventure, probably only Iron Man himself knows.

Batman used the fastest time to solve the tricky robbery case, and Gotham has been very calm since then. Obviously, most of the villains participated in the previous attack on Tiangong. I don't have the extra energy to come out and do some other damage.

"Song Mo just returned to Roland's apartment." On the way back to Wayne Manor, Alfred said casually through the communicator, "He said just now that he was going to pack his luggage. As a gentleman, you can drop by him return."

So the Batmobile turned around halfway and stopped in a hidden area among tall bushes outside Roland's apartment.

Batman sat in the car and hung up on Song Mo, but no one answered.

The man frowned. After getting out of the car, he followed the bat grapple and stopped in front of the balcony where Song Mo's clothes were drying. The curtains in the room were not drawn tightly. He saw the young man sitting on the bed through the window, with some strange bottles and jars in front of him. Jar, with a sheet of instructions in hand, seemed to be poring over it.

It wasn't until the man reached out and knocked on the window that he came back to his senses.

Song Mo looked at the black-clad Batman outside the window, blinked, and immediately jumped out of bed and opened the locked glass door for him: "Why are you here?"

Batman walked into the room: "Come over here to take you back."

He looked around, this was the first time he walked into Song Mo's room, of course the room was much smaller than Wayne Manor's, but it was tidied up, everything was in an orderly manner, and there were traces everywhere. breath of life.

He glanced at the things that the young man had put on the bed, and the young man was also very frank and didn't intend to put them away, as if those jars were filled with normal skin care products.

If Viagra and Cialis are really skin care products.

Batman felt a little headache: "What are you buying those for?"

Song Mo put down the half-studied instruction manual in his hand: "I gave it to me when I bought other things." The young man raised his eyebrows at him as he spoke, "And maybe you can use it in the future?"

Batman's tone was firm: "...I don't need it."

Song Mo turned around and walked to the bed, wanting to put away those jars first, and said, "It's hard to say, no one will—"

Before he finished speaking, he was pulled back by the man's wrist.

I can't say anything after that.

……

Bruce Wayne changed into the spare shirt on the Batmobile the next day, and went nearby to buy a breakfast for the youth.When he returned to the rental house, Song Mo had already woken up.

He locked himself in the bathroom, with warm water pouring down from the overhead shower, Song Mo turned his back to the mirror in front of him, looking at the blue and purple handprints on his buttocks.

Well, there was only one last time.

This time it became two.

Also very evenly distributed.