There is a fat man in the time-traveling house

Just when Mu Yu was thinking about this beautiful life, the people in the teahouse gave him a big blow. Looking at the buddy in front of him who was fatter than him, he saw that he had a physique of two hundred catties and was also taller than him. Not as tall as him, he can only say one thing: Sure enough, there are people beyond people, and there is a sky beyond the sky!

Originally, he thought that he would be the fattest person in the Sheng Dynasty today, but compared with the one in front of him, he was nothing, even the guys in the teahouse were dumbfounded, and then turned to look at Mu Mu. Yu, Xiao Fuzi said very sincerely: "Master Mu, I was wrong. In the past, I thought you were the fattest in the Sheng Dynasty, but seeing this one today, you are only considered strong." Ran.

Mu Yu was so angry that she gritted her teeth and said, "This is the real version of Zhu Bajie!" In fact, the person in front of him is really fat and big ears, and the big head nose really matches that of Zhu Bajie, and the weight said In fact, Mu Yu is more than one hundred and seventeen now, and he is considered thin when he meets him.

When all the staff reacted, they saw Shopkeeper Sun walking over, "Master Mu, how are you looking at the newly installed table?" He diverted his attention!

When Mu Yu saw the newly decorated new desk, she nodded, "That's right, it looks quite sturdy. In the past, when I was telling a book, I didn't dare to make any big moves, for fear that I would kick the little desk to pieces when I got excited. Well, today's one is really good."

The fat young master over there saw that Mu Yu didn't pay much attention to him, so he talked to that shriveled old man. Although the old man is the shopkeeper of this shop, he is rich if he is rich, so this Mu Yu has to be obedient. Come over to talk with him, and to be honest, even though the surnamed Mu is fatter than others, but he looks pleasing to the eye, almost the same as when he was thin, so he patted the table, and a silver coin appeared on the table: " Hey, storyteller, let me give you a paragraph first, listen to me, I have been in the carriage for a long time, and I came here from the county to hear about it!"

Mu Yu looked at the ten taels of silver on the table, and thought to herself, this guy is really rich despite being fat like a pig, so he didn't say anything too much, just smiled and cupped his hands: "My lord , thank you for coming to join us, but Mu has something to do today, so we can’t talk about it now, we have to wait until noon, the men who joined us in the past have not arrived yet, but this man, don’t worry, I’ll talk about it later, I want to thank you for not being afraid of the long distance and coming to join us!"

As a result, before the fat man could speak, a guy with triangular eyes beside him spoke, "You can tell me what you want, what's the use of talking, and I don't even look at my identity. You should know that our Master Zhao came to listen. If you tell stories, it's for your face, don't be shameless!" What you said was a bit resentful!

It’s okay if you don’t say this, once you say this, all the guys in the store put down the guys in their hands, and walked to Mu Yu’s side one after another, especially Sun Feihu, although the old man is thin and small, but this fighting ability, It was practiced in the military camp back then, and this fiery temper has not diminished at all, just when he was about to roll up his sleeves, he listened to Mu Yu's words!

"My lord, thank you for giving Mu some face, but today I can't do this. The tea lovers who come here to listen to the book know my temper, so it's good to talk about it. Don't be afraid, I'm a bachelor, I can eat enough for one person and the whole family won't be hungry. If you really fight, your subordinates may not be my opponents. When I was at home, I had more or less practiced, otherwise I would go out for a walk For a while, don’t break the items in the store, and you’ll cause trouble for the shopkeeper!” After speaking, he put the straw hat in Xiao Fuzi’s hand, rolled up his sleeves and walked away, really treating him as a soft persimmon That's right, when they were in the orphanage, their grandfather specially invited a retired soldier to teach them boxing and kicking. He was afraid that they would suffer when they walked outside. Although he practiced well at that time, but because Fat, the movement is slower, but it doesn't delay the pain of beating someone!

His strength is not small, at least it is not a problem to hit these guys, just now he has carefully looked at these guys, it seems that they are the masters of the dog, whether it is in this world or the last world It's really terrible. He was an orphan who was able to grow up smoothly from a large group of orphanages to be admitted to a university. It was not for nothing!

As a result, before reaching the door, I heard the pig head smiling and saying: "Yo, Master Mu is angry, don't be so fussy with these servants? Wait for a while? Wait for a while? If you have something to say, why bother to do it?" , besides, those of us who are far away are not here to fight, we are here to listen to books, and the Lord is not short of money!" After speaking, he raised his fat pig's trotters, picked up the tea bowl and took a sip of tea.

Mu Yu met Shopkeeper Sun's eyes when he saw him, and then got a signal from Shopkeeper Sun that he could stop, so he didn't want to make further progress. Then he nodded and turned around and went to the backyard. He could only be worthy of the book friends who had been waiting for him over there for a few days if he cleaned himself up. Otherwise, he would go up there with sweat on his face. He felt disrespectful to these book friends.

And the little Fuzi over there sneaked out and saw that he had washed up by the well, so he said to him: "Master Mu, don't give that fat man too much face, the little ones have already figured it out, and that boy is the county magistrate." The big fat son of Boss Zhao’s family in the grocery store, usually does these bullying things in the county, but when he comes to our town, he has to lie down for us even if he is a tiger, and squat for us even if he is a wolf , our boss is not afraid of his father, but he made such a fuss in our store today, it is estimated that their grocery store will be closed tomorrow. This kid has never been to the town before, so it is the first time I saw him, and I heard that I used to be fatter than him, but I didn't expect to be fat like a pig."

After Mu Yu heard this, she glanced at Xiao Fuzi, and wondered if you all thought the same way when you saw my fat face?But at this time, he can't just say that's it. After all, it's good for the store to stand up for him. If there are those who are afraid of getting into trouble, just push him out, it's meaningless!

After tidying up, he walked into the teahouse wearing a long gown with old-fashioned steps. It may be time for dinner, and there are already quite a few people in the shop. There are some refreshments on everyone's table, but most of them are dim sum. dried fruit.He walked onto the stage with a smile, then extended his hands to greet everyone: "Hi everyone, I haven't seen you for a few days, how are you doing?" is different.

Many of the tea guests in the audience were repeat customers. Seeing him greet him so easily, they knocked on the table and applauded: "Okay, I haven't seen Mr. Mu for a few days, and he has lost a lot of weight!"

Mu Yu liked to hear this, and then the dimples on her smiling face appeared. In the past, she was fat so the dimples could not be seen, but now that she has lost weight, the dimples also appeared. Everyone in the audience said it was very I like it, and then I said loudly: "Mr. Mu is getting more and more beautiful!"

As soon as Mu Yu heard this, she laughed even happier, and then said: "This is because I have lost weight recently, and everyone looks at me a little bit, so I look comfortable, but in fact, I am far from good-looking. , very far away!" It's pretty handsome!Thinking of this, my face turned a little red. This is the first time a man praised me for being good-looking!

Fatty Zhao on the second floor immediately clapped his hands when he heard what Mu Yu said, "What do you mean? Is this calling you ugly?"

The boy next to him also added fuel and vinegar, "Master, I think he is talking about you in a different way. He is not thin, but he is a little thinner than you. What's the big deal, huh, sir. Much better than him!"

When Fatty Zhao heard it, he said: "You are the only one who can talk, and I will love you when I go back." After he finished speaking, he pinched the boy's ass hard, and the two boys who hadn't spoken all the time looked at each other With a glance, the corners of their mouths curled up in the corners that the two of them didn't see. Only they, the pig-headed master, can see where they are!

And Mu Yu downstairs has already talked about it, and now it is about: "Issuing the west to meet the daughter's country, Xinyuan is determined to take off the fireworks." When the four masters and apprentices arrived, Mu Yu was talking about Then I found a problem. All the tea guests present stared straight at him, and looked at him for a moment, which startled him. What's wrong?

And the pig head upstairs over there heard it so loud that he even came down. When Mu Yu finished speaking and during the intermission, he threw a silver ingot over there: "One more time!"

Mu Yu smiled when she saw it, put down the teacup in her hand, and signaled to Xiao Fuzi to take the money, and then began to knock on the slate, "The last time the book said, 'Issuing Xilai meets the country of women, the heart Yuan Dingji got rid of the fireworks, and the next thing to talk about is: "//color//evil//sexuality//playing Tang Sanzang, the nature is right and the practice is not bad for the body', it is said that the four masters and disciples..."

It's okay not to talk about this place, but when Fatty Zhao upstairs heard this, his heart was even more turbulent, he wiped off the hala on his mouth, and then said: "Why didn't I entrust myself to be that monk? How many brothers can I meet, if it were me, I would marry them all, no matter what kind of monster he is, as long as he makes me happy."

The two young men behind them glanced at each other, and there was a voice in their hearts: "Just like you, you are worthy of being that Zhu Bajie, and you still want to be a Tang monk. If your family is not rich, you would have been beaten up long ago." How many times have you died to let you know that strong men bully men when you are free? If there is a little brother in this world who likes you, it is blind, but the fat man downstairs doesn't know what will happen? Look at them This guy, I'm afraid that the kid surnamed Mu has made up his mind. I just hope that this kid can run faster, otherwise, he might have to be taken back to the county, but can this car pull them? ?”

And Mu Yu over there is talking more and more energetically, with big eyes, and the tea guests in the audience are also very face-saving, and they keep applauding. Mu Yu is very happy to hear it. No matter which storyteller it is, he likes others to listen to it. If no one listened to the book he was talking about, it wouldn’t be interesting if he said it. After today’s book was finished, he picked up a handkerchief and wiped his mouth and forehead, then said with a smile: “Foretell what will happen next, Let's listen to the next chapter!" Then he patted the stone, which meant that today's book was finished, but before he could say goodbye, he heard the fat man upstairs say: "One more chapter!"

After speaking, a piece of silver flew down again, and directly gave way to Mu Yu's feet. When Mu Yu saw it, she smiled and said: "Thank you for the reward, but today's book is finished. If you want to listen, tomorrow Please go early." After finishing speaking, he didn't pick up the piece of silver, just took the fan and got off the desk, and went straight to the back hall!

I didn't expect that Zhao Zhutou's face would turn black when he saw him, so he didn't give him face. In addition to the provocation of the boy next to him, Zhutou would sweep the tea and two plates of melons and fruits in front of him as soon as he got angry. He fell to the ground: "What are you pretending to be a master? Go and pull that kid out for me. You have to tell him today. If you don't tell him, it's okay. If you really think that your money is for nothing..."

Just when he was about to yell something, the door of his box opened, and the guy who greeted him at the door just walked in: "My lord, please keep your voice down, our shopkeeper said that the tea you gave today There are a lot of money and rewards, let Mr. Mu tell you alone, so please go to the next room, the place here is dirty, and I will come back later to clean it up!"

After Zhao Zhutou heard this, he smiled: "You don't have to drink a toast, you have to drink fine wine, that's fine, you are the only one who can talk, and I will reward you." After speaking, he threw a piece of silver to Xiao Fuzi.

When Xiao Fuzi saw it, he smiled and said, "Thank you for the reward, sir. Please, it's just these three. Do you think so?"

At this time, Zhao Zhutou was thinking about going to the next door for a while, so he didn't feel anything wrong, so he just waved his hands: "The three of you wait at the door!"

As soon as Xiao Fuzi heard it, he hurriedly said: "How can I make the three elder brothers wait, please go to the private room downstairs to have something to eat, you have been busy all morning, there are free gifts from our shopkeeper for the guests." Tea, let's eat some!"

In the end, those three people reluctantly followed Xiao Fuzi downstairs, and then entered the innermost box. After the door opened, when the three people were let in by Xiao Fuzi, the door of the box was closed at once, and then time Not long after, little Fuzi came out, with a sneer at the corner of his mouth, turned around the corner, and immediately went to entertain the guests with a cheerful look.

And Zhao Zhutou upstairs just entered the box next to him, and before he could make any noise, he was beaten unconscious with a stick. After a short time, a few people came out of the box over there, carrying a huge It was very difficult for several people to lift the box, and while lifting it down, they said: "This pig is really heavy. I will hand it over to the county magistrate directly, and let him give him a heavy sentence. How much pig food has been eaten? What a disaster!" There are so many good people, they should be killed directly, don’t wait for the Chinese New Year!”

After the sound faded away, the door of another private room was closed, and a voice came: "Master, the pig's head has been dealt with!"

"Well, good, the buddies in the appreciating shop, each person's calendar will be [-]% more!"

"Yes!" After saying that, Little Six ran out!

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