There is a fat man in the time-traveling house

Zheng Kang'an heard Mu Yu emphasize his weight again and again, and he was afraid of crushing the carriage, which amused him, so he said: "Do you think my carriage is so incompressible?"

After hearing this, Mu Yu said, "In my impression, the carriages are all made from local materials. Look at your carriage, the wheels are so thin, and the bearings underneath are not thick. It's not as thick as the one I hired last time." The wheels of the bullock cart are rough, and besides, there are three of you sitting on the wheel, and you are only one horse driving the shaft, can I not be afraid?" After finishing speaking, he gave Zheng Kangan a glare.

Zheng Kang'an was immediately happy when he heard it, and he shrugged his shoulders. This fat man is so funny, "You think my carriage is made of local materials? This is my ancestor who hired the current No. 1 craftsman, it took half a year to build it with thousand-year-old iron wood, and my grandfather was still alive at that time, so he passed it on to me directly, even my father didn’t have a share, and it’s solid.” After finishing speaking, I was still proud of myself Next, you must know that this carriage is a sign in the capital. As soon as the people in the capital see this carriage, they will talk on the street. The son of Zheng Wang is out of the mansion, and the son of Zheng Wang is out of the mansion!Every time the street will be blocked for a while to be able to pass!

When Mu Yu heard it: "It's really a thousand-year-old iron wood and it's been so many years, it's not bad?" Seeing that the wheel doesn't seem to be as thick as his arm, so I have doubts!

"Tiemu exists for thousands of years, but it's not on our side. We have to go to Nanyi to find it. It is said that it is in the deep mountains, and most people can't find it." Zheng Kangan saw that Mu Yu's attention had shifted, and he was afraid of Mu Yu just now. Looking for an afterthought, I was in a hurry just now, so I lost my sanity. Now that I think about it, I’m pretty domineering. It’s the first time my relatives kissed me. It’s not bad! I just hope this person doesn’t think about it as soon as possible. , but unexpectedly, God did not hear his prayer.

Mu Yu heard that the car could bear his weight, and he felt much better at that time. Then he looked at Zheng Kangan, and suddenly, taking advantage of this person's inattention, he jumped on this person and sat directly on Zheng Kangan. He squinted his eyes slightly, "Why did you take advantage of me just now, did you really think I was a vegetarian?"

Zheng Kang'an could have avoided Mu Yu's blow, but in order to make him vent his anger, he endured his 170-jin physique, but this man sat on his stomach, almost making him crush his breakfast He came out, so he hurriedly said: "Get down quickly, get down quickly, my stomach was crushed by you, you don't know what your physique looks like?" After finishing speaking, he pretended to push him down.

After hearing this, Mu Yu laughed: "It's what you deserve, who told you to take advantage of my young master, so you can't be crushed to death, why did you kiss me?"

When Zheng Kangan saw him asking this question, he smiled and said: "I like you, that's why I kissed you, and don't worry, I will be responsible for you. I am a good person, and I will stick to it." Said After that, he touched Mu Yu's chubby waist. There was a lot of flesh on the waist, it was soft and easy to touch!

When Mu Yu saw this, the bastard was still eating his tofu, and then slapped his hand away: "Stinky rascal, take advantage." After speaking, he sat down on Zheng Kangan vigorously, causing Zheng Kangan to make a fuss His stomach was pressed back so much that he almost vomited blood!

In the end, Mu Yu pulled Zheng Kang'an up and said reluctantly: "Don't think too well, if you dare to do things that are sorry to me, I have plenty of ways to cure you, and the other thing to explain is that your own marriage needs to be dealt with." Get it right, otherwise I won't have time to play with you, and I don't want to be pointed at by someone and scolded by my mistress? Do you understand?"

"What is Xiaosaner?" Zheng Kang'an said while patting the dirt off his body.

Mu Yu just rolled her eyes and said, "It's just a concubine, I don't want to be that concubine, do you understand?"

Hearing what he said, Zheng Kangan stopped what he was doing, and then came to him: "I swear like God, I will definitely give you what you want, and I will never let you down. You just wait to be at home. My husband!"

"Fart, I'm a man, my husband, your sister? Shouldn't it be Brother Qi or Brother Qi, right?" This was Mu Yu's own thought. In modern times, he read a book of pure love on the platform. Wen, it seems that's what it's called.

Zheng Kang'an heard Mu Yu's words and nodded naturally: "You're right, go back, you won't be able to go to the town like this, your clothes are all messed up." After speaking, he stretched out his hand to hold the fat man's hand.

As a result, Mu Yu directly withdrew her hand, "Don't take advantage, I haven't promised to be with you yet, and besides, it's not good for outsiders to see."

Zheng Kang'an was not annoyed when he heard it, so he nodded and followed him down the slope, and saw Little Six and Lao Li sitting under the tree, and the carriage was grazing not far away!

Mu Yu walked over, circled around the carriage twice, took a closer look at the thin wheel, and then went up and kicked it twice, but the strength used was not that big, but it was The car is really strong. Seeing this, Mu Yu said to Zheng Kangan over there: "This car is very strong. I used to think that such thin wheels were not made of iron. How could they carry such a huge monster like me! It's over." After speaking, he sighed and lit a candle for his foolish behavior.

In the end, I sat in the carriage with Zheng Kang'an. Mu Yu saw that the decoration in the carriage was really luxurious, and then unconsciously said: "The life of the rich is better!"

When Zheng Kangan heard him say this over there, he said directly: "You will live a good life with me from now on, what is mine is yours, and what you want is what you want?"

After hearing this, Mu Yu said, "Master will earn money to support himself, what's yours is yours, what does it have to do with me?" After speaking, he turned his face to look out the window, but Zheng Kang'an saw his blushing!

At this time, Zheng Kang'an didn't push himself any further, and then followed his words and said, "Okay, okay, I'll listen to you."

The car entered Kaoshan Village smoothly, Mu Yu felt it, and when he got off the car, he said: "This car doesn't look very strong, but it is really strong. It would be better if there is some shock absorption. A lot, and you won’t be too tired when you’re doing a long-distance carriage!”

"What is shock absorption?" Zheng Kang'an couldn't help asking when he heard Mu Yu say this several times. It's really that this fat man knows things that are not known by people in this world. It seems that this void is There are really talents, and this fat man is one of them.

"Well, when you have time to go to the town tomorrow, you will come with me, and you will know. In fact, this wheel can also be replaced with iron, which is much better and stronger than your wooden one. I dare not One of the reasons for getting into your car." Mu Yu said very seriously, this is also something he has been struggling with and emphasizing over there during this time, those who don't know think he is hypocritical over there, doing it!

Zheng Kang'an nodded, and then said: "Then I'll go back first, as for your dinner, don't make it, go to my house to eat, and then I will make you a good meal, haven't you eaten anything good in this period of time?"

After hearing this, Mu Yu nodded and said: "It's good that I didn't eat much, but I can still eat enough. As for your side, I won't go. I'm too tired. I have to take a break. This system is like this , I don’t practice martial arts as often as you do, I don’t have that kind of perseverance, it’s pretty good if I can persevere during this time.”

Zheng Kang'an nodded when he heard it and said: "If you don't go, then don't go. I will bring it to you and keep it for you to eat. Now that it's the beginning of autumn, it's better to eat something good."

After hearing this, Mu Yu said, "If you really want to invite me to dinner, you can bring me a few catties of steamed buns and a few catties of cucumbers. I don't have noodles at home, so I can't make noodles or steam buns."

Zheng Kang'an nodded: "Okay, just wait!"

Mu Yu sent Zheng Kangan away and went back to the house, and then began to change the clothes on her body. After changing, she began to wash up. Just now, she had a fight with Zheng Kangan in Yedianzi, which made her body covered in dirt. I have to wash everything I say later, otherwise I won’t be able to sleep on the kang at noon!

After washing up, he went to the back kitchen to prepare food for himself and the puppies at home. The two dogs were not able to eat too hard food, so they made gruel for him. He just waited to eat some together. , when the porridge was still not ready, I saw a person coming from my yard, it was Xiaoliuzi, holding a big food box in his hand, and when he saw him, he put the food box on the table in the main room with both hands , "Master Mu, this is what my master called the little one to bring to you. Eat it quickly, or it will be cold in a while." After finishing speaking, he clasped his fists and left.

Mu Yu was about to say something when she saw it, when she heard Xiao Liuzi say: "This is the first time my master has given these to someone, and I have never done this before in the capital."

Mu Yu nodded after hearing this: "Then you can send a message to Zheng Kang'an for me, just say that I thank him." After speaking, she laughed, this is the first time in this life, someone cares about herself so much, and doesn't dislike her being fat Woolen cloth!I still have to live with myself, thinking of this, I can't help but think, no matter what will happen to the two of them in the future?At least one person takes himself seriously, but it's not certain how long this relationship will last. What I want is a couple for life, will Zheng Kang'an give it to me?

After Xiaoliuzi left, Mu Yu opened the food box and saw that there were only two dishes inside, a bowl of chicken soup, one of which contained two chicken legs, and a bowl of braised pork ribs. Although it seemed that there was not much seasoning added, But the aroma is still very strong, and there are a few pancakes next to it, so he decided to have a big meal. It’s been a long time since he had eaten such a good meal. He took it as a comfort to himself. That day when someone came to eat pheasant stewed potatoes , he didn't dare to put a piece of chicken in his mouth, so he ate potatoes, and today he will eat meat!

He was quite satisfied with this meal, there was not even a little chicken soup left, and he was full after eating. This was the first time he ate so well in this period of time, so he wandered around the house after the meal , There are two puppies at his feet, wherever he goes, those two will follow.

When he was an hour old, he went back to lie down, and the remaining two puppies barked, which meant they wanted to follow him to the kang, so he picked them up one by one and sent them to his nest. It's not where they came from, it's his alone.

Then he closed his eyes and fell asleep. After a short time, he let out a small cry. After Zheng Yi, the hidden guard who was hiding in the dark, saw it, he was speechless. He ate up so much meat in one go. No wonder, and then hurried back to the house to report to Zheng Kang'an.

And here, Mu Yu fell asleep and felt uncomfortable in his stomach. He was rubbing his stomach in a half-dream and half-awake, but he couldn't hold it back. He had to get up quickly, picked up the toilet paper and ran to the toilet. , I haven’t come out, it’s been a long time since I ate meat, there was no fat in my stomach, and I was honored. . . . .I have diarrhea.

Zheng Kang'an over there was writing a letter in the small study at home. When he heard that Mu Yu ate all the food he had ordered, he couldn't sit still for a while, and then said: "Hurry up and find the old military doctor. Let him go and have a look, I don't worry, maybe this guy will get sick, even if he doesn't get sick, I will prescribe some digestive medicine for him..." But before he finished speaking, he watched When Li Shuisheng came in in a panic, he ran and said, "Master, master, it's not good, Mu Yu is sick?"

Zheng Kang'an stood up immediately after hearing it, "Speak carefully, what's going on?"

After hearing this, Li Shuisheng said: "I originally delivered the finished kang box to his family, but I saw this guy running to the toilet again and again, and his face was pale."

After Zheng Kang'an heard this, he quickly signaled Zheng Yi to take control of the cook at home. There might be something about him in it, but there is no guarantee that it was really eating too much that caused the disaster!

When Zheng Kang'an brought people to Mu Yu's house, he saw that this guy was already lying on the kang, and he walked over: "What's wrong? Stomach pain?"

After hearing this, Mu Yu shook his head. Could he say that it was because he ate too much greasy food and his stomach was dissatisfied, so he made a fuss?How embarrassing, but before he could speak, he saw the old village doctor being dragged in by the little six, and then saw Mu Yu on the kang, he shook his head: "What's the matter? "

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