There is a fat man in the time-traveling house

Zheng Kang'an looked at the white and fat Mu Yu, and suddenly asked: "Then why do you want to get those bricks in the yard recently, Brother Mu? Is there any use for it?"

As soon as Mu Yu heard it, she knew what she had been tossing about in her yard for a while. I'm afraid everyone in the village knew about it. Now that she saw Zheng Kang'an asking such a question, she didn't get angry, so she told the truth: "That's what I use to lose weight. Yes, if I don't lose this body fat, I will die of fat."

"Oh, Brother Mu, who did you hear that from? Do people still die of fat? Tian Shengchao really never heard of this." The main reason is that he has never met anyone as fat as him.

"My teacher said it." Mu Yu found an excuse.

"But I don't know who the other teacher is." Zheng Kang'an showed a little interest. This is something they have been investigating for the past few days. It is the best to be able to say it from Mu Yu's mouth today.

"My master's name is Mr. Wuwu. He usually takes me to live in the mountains. It's a complete accident to be able to come here today." here we go.

Who would have thought that just after he finished speaking, he saw the people present, especially Zheng Kang'an, stand up all of a sudden, and he was startled at that time, so he also stood up all of a sudden.

"Why, what's the matter, is there something wrong?" He unconsciously moved two steps towards the door, and if there was anything wrong, he would rush out the door immediately, turn his head and run away.

Seeing him like this, Zheng Kangan knew that his reaction was serious, and said helplessly: "It's okay, it's okay, it's just where are you from?"

After hearing this, Mu Yu said, "Why are you asking this?" She became vigilant.

Seeing that he was on guard, Zheng Kangan waved his hand, "Don't think too much, you just want to confirm something."

When Mu Yu saw her, she said, "I'm from Xishan."

"Well, what else?"

"Void Realm, is there something wrong?" Mu Yu said with a guilty conscience.

"No wonder, no wonder, hahaha..." Zheng Kang'an looked at the fat man, his eyes were different, no wonder this kid always came up with something they didn't understand, it turned out to be from the other side, the realm of nothingness, that is It is said that in a place where talents are produced, there will be a character in that place every hundred years. Could it be that this fat man is also a character?Just have such characters?After speaking, he took a second look intentionally or unintentionally.

"Excuse me, is the Void Realm in this Western Mountain?" Zheng Kang'an immediately asked again.

Hearing this, Mu Yu looked at Zheng Kang'an and said, "Why are you asking this?" He really felt a little nervous, fearing that if he said something wrong, he would bring himself to death, since he was not a local after all.

Seeing his resistance, Zheng Kangan said: "Don't misunderstand, there were rumors that the realm of nothingness existed in places we didn't know. Those who have become the great masters of a generation, some who have become great Confucianists, and those who have the power to influence the government and the public, are all celebrities in this world, don’t you know these things?” But what kind of person would you be?

After Mu Yu heard it, he didn't expect that he would make it up. There really is such a place, but now he is a bit stuck, and he can't admit to lying. If he is regarded as a liar, he might die. You have to live well, and besides, if there is a person from there, it will be hard to say at that time, so he said: "I don't know if the place you mentioned is the place I came from, but My master is indeed nothingness, I don't want to say anything else, and I ask Mr. Zheng not to say too much. I just want to spend this life in this small village in peace. As for fame and wealth, it's just a cloud , I don’t want to think about anything else.” After saying that, she gave a deep salute, then turned and left!

Zheng Kang'an looked at Mu Yu's figure, thoughtfully, and then said to the little six beside him: "Swallow these into your stomach, and never let the third person know!"

Little Six had been with Zheng Kang'an since he was a child, so when he heard what he said, he nodded and said that he understood!

Besides, Mu Yu left Zheng's house, and on the way back, she blamed herself in her heart. This person can't tell a lie. Let’s say this kind of panic once in a lifetime. If there are no such troubles in modern times, there is nothing he can do. If he wants to live, he has to be like this, otherwise his identity cannot be justified. If the world comes across, it is estimated that it will not be regarded as a monster, and it will have to be taken to some places to do research. Although there are no such research institutes in this world, there are still places that I have never seen before, to torture myself , Let’s forget it, let’s do it like this from now on, live in the village honestly, if you meet someone you like, live together, if you don’t meet this life, you should retire early and live the life you want !

Mu Yu returned home and packed some things, and then went directly to the town. Before leaving, she abducted to Li Shuisheng's house and told him that she couldn't go to the mountain today. Let's talk about it tomorrow morning, otherwise he will come back in the afternoon , there is nothing good on the mountain.

Li Shuisheng nodded and told him to be careful on the road, and then waved him to leave. There is a lot of work on hand now, and this guy has a lot of furniture in his house. He has to hurry up, and there are other jobs waiting for him. Woolen cloth!

Mu Yu had nothing to say along the way. When he arrived in the town, he went directly to the teahouse. He looked at his watch and found that there was still some time, so he cleaned himself up very well, and then put on the coat he had prepared. This is his Work clothes are not taken home at ordinary times. They are only taken back for washing when they are dirty. If they are not dirty, they should be worn for two days in a row. It is incomparable with modern ones!

After he finished packing, he took a fan and sat down with shopkeeper Sun in the back hall to talk, and what he said was nothing more than homely. Suddenly shopkeeper Sun took a look at Mu Yu and said, "Mr. Mu, it seems that he has lost a lot of weight recently. , Is it hard on the road? If it is hard, you can come here by car, and the teahouse will pay for it."

When Mu Yu heard it, her eyes lit up: "Is it obvious that I am the shopkeeper?"

Mu Yu's appearance made Shopkeeper Sun nod after hearing this: "Well, at least you lost ten catties. You can see that your chin has lost a lot of flesh, but is your body really okay?" Did the kid make himself sick?

After hearing this, Mu Yu said: "No, no, it's just that I've been losing weight recently. As you know, my physique and body fat are really a burden to my body. How good it is to lose weight. It's easy to wear clothes. It saves fabric, and the walking speed is much faster, so I think it is a good thing, very good, very good, just based on this happy event, I will tell the tea drinkers a book, and I will tell one more chapter!"

Shopkeeper Sun smiled and nodded when he heard this: "That's right, since you came, the business of our teahouse has been improving day by day. There were not many people who came to drink tea before. This is the salary that the master said to you. .”

Mu Yu took it over, and then smiled: "Thank you, shopkeeper, thank the master for me, the boy will definitely teach better books, please rest assured, master."

When Shopkeeper Sun saw what he said, he nodded and signaled that he could go to storytelling. When the time came, Mu Yu didn't waste his time. Then he went out of the back hall with a fan, walked up to the novel book stand, and passed the stone. After clapping, he just cupped his hands and started to talk: "Today's chapter is about Sun Monkey hitting the Bone Demon three times..." The tea guests who had been waiting for a long time in the audience began to applaud loudly!

Mu Yu was happy today, so he spoke very emotionally, and the corners of his mouth were smiling. After the two chapters were finished, he took a sip of water. Originally, he left directly according to the previous rules. The tea guests clasped their fists together: "My friends, in order to thank everyone for your support, I will tell you one more chapter!"

Those tea drinkers who didn't enjoy listening to it immediately had the kindness, and immediately took out the money and put it on the table: "Your reward!"

Mu Yu smiled and cupped her hands, and then said: "Everyone is particular." After speaking, he hurriedly started to talk.

Time passed unknowingly. Mu Yu spoke three chapters in a row. He was a little tired. After he finished speaking, he clasped his fists at the audience, and then his voice became a little hoarse. That's it for today, I'll continue talking tomorrow, see you later." After finishing speaking, he didn't say much, he just went down, he made money by his mouth, if his throat really broke, it would be bad!As expected, extreme joy begets sorrow!

Shopkeeper Sun came over and brought today's reward to him. Mu Yu took it and clasped his fists together: "Shopkeeper Sun, I have to take a step first. I'll get some Pang Dahai from the pharmacy to drink with water, so as to moisten my throat. Don't drink it tomorrow." If you can’t speak, it will delay your earning money!”

Shopkeeper Sun waved his hand after hearing this: "It feels like it's going to be cloudy today, so you should hurry up and I'll ask Xiaofuzi to drive you back. If it's cloudy tomorrow, don't use it. Our cloudy day At that time, no one comes to drink tea, and the road is muddy, so you can rest for a day and come back when the weather is fine."

Mu Yu nodded, without wasting time, she directly got into the teahouse carriage from the back door, then went to the pharmacy first, bought some fat sea and licorice inside, and then boarded the carriage driven by Xiao Fuzi and left. He was so frightened, he was really afraid that the carriage would break down on the road, and he and Xiao Fuzi would be drenched in the rain. Fortunately, there was no accident on the road, and when they arrived at the entrance of the village, Mu Yu hurriedly sent Xiao Fuzi back. , I'm afraid it will rain later, and he will be drenched in the rain, then it will be bad!

Xiao Fuzi didn't talk too much, he just drove the car away, and Mu Yu hurried home, it was already dark, although it was not yet three o'clock, but it couldn't hold back the evil spirits, it won't be long before he entered the house. Just in time, he heard the sound of thunder, so frightened, he hastily put some dry firewood into the house, then looked into the distance, and muttered in his mouth: "Old man, please do me a favor, wait until Xiaofuzi arrives at the teahouse." , are you going down?"

But the old man didn't seem to hear his prayer, so he came down regardless. The loud noise and the loud thunder made him rush to check the roof of his house, fearing that there might be a water leak, which would wet the bedding at home. I won't be able to sleep at night, but the quality of the house is not bad, and there are no leaks, which makes him feel at ease. In the kitchen, while the sky is still dark and there is still light from thunder and lightning, he will hurry up. The meal is ready, but there are not many dishes at home, and he doesn't pick them. Since the old shopkeeper said today that he has lost weight, he is happy. This shows that the method of controlling diet during this period is very effective. Going up the mountain to cut firewood, going to the town to exercise on foot, this method is very good, and I will continue to stick to it in the future!

After eating dinner happily, after tidying up, there was really nothing in the kitchen. Then he lit a candle, dug out the small pot from the corner, and put the silver he got today into it. Looking at the large and small silver pieces in it, it seems that there is half a jar, which is only 20 taels. It's more perfect, but the window paper is a bit unaccustomed, but all the windows in this world are like this, even the richest landlord Zheng in the village has window paper. He has no choice but to wait until he has a chance to talk about it. I really haven’t seen any glazed objects that can replace glass here. If there is, he will change it no matter what. Otherwise, the house will be very cold in winter, and even if the house is burned with coal, it may not be able to heat it up. . . . . .

After thinking about it, I fell asleep unknowingly, my face was so fat that I forgot to drink water!So the next morning he found out that his throat was really inflamed!

The author has something to say: please collect, please praise!Thank you all for coming!

Small attack from today: Zheng Kang'an changed to Zheng Kang'an, thank you for your attention!