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Xuan Ji was taken aback by his question, and then felt that Lao Wang's question was very inhuman.

Special ability to mutate or something, just need to say hello to the bureau, what's the matter with the latter two questions?

What is the public plan to arrange for wedding leave?

Xuan Ji: "What am I going to do?"

"Which method are you going to use for filing?" Wang Dui said seriously, "You know that we have a 'humanoid review scale' in our bureau, right? The full score is [-], and if it exceeds [-], it means the 'humanoid degree' is too high. Being focused on, someone like your sword spirit who is more human than you, I guess he can get one hundred and one."

The corners of Xuan Ji's eyes twitched, feeling that these words did not sound like a compliment to him.

"In this case, there are two ways to record. Either you sign a 'full responsibility agreement', and the bureau will give him a special ID card, which looks like an ordinary person's ID card, and you can take it to the bank to open an account. , but in fact it is connected with your identity information, and you will be responsible for everything about him in the future."

Xuan Ji had an ominous premonition: "That is to say..."

Wang Dui kindly explained: "Oh, that is to say, in the future, if he owes debts, you should pay back the money; if he kills people, you should pay with your life."

Xuan Ji: "Wait...Brother Wang, please help me see if there are four bloody words 'professional blame' lying on my back?"

Team Wang spread his hands: "If your sword spirit doesn't listen to you, it's really hard to handle. Otherwise, you can choose the second option, 'ordinary filing'—just tell the bureau that there is such a thing. .”

Xuan Ji felt that this was a good idea, and just about to nod, Team Wang added: "Then you have to send him to the [-]th floor of the headquarters building, where he will be quarantined for review, starting in six months, the higher the human-like degree, the longer the review time." In the end, it has to go through a series of experiments and safety tests, and it must be signed by three experts above the director level before it can be released."

Xuan Ji: "..."

Don't even dare to borrow his guts!

The [-]th floor of the General Administration, Xuan Ji just visited two days ago, is the place where dangerous objects are quarantined, and the mutated Butterfly in the Mirror is also there.

"Why is it so strict?" Xuan Ji asked, "Ancient creatures should be quite common, right?"

"Well... don't tell others that I told you." Wang Dui looked around and said in a low voice, "I don't know if you have heard of it, but the former head of Fengshen's first team - that is me The boss at that time, surnamed Yan, called Yan Qiushan, was a metal department, he had a long knife back then, the knife was inscribed 'Zhichun', and now the fragments of that knife are on the [-]th floor of the headquarters."

As they talked, they entered the inpatient building.

Xuan Ji asked: "What happened?"

"The saber is spiritual...evil, the blade is very bright, the kind that can illuminate people's shadows, but if you see your own reflection from inside, you can feel something is wrong. Because when you see your own face, it doesn't feel like you are being photographed. The mirror, but there is actually a person in there, looking out with your face... Do you understand what I mean?" Team Wang said softly, "Once, when we were doing team building during the Chinese New Year, we drank too much. Our water system They drink a little more than the average person. At the end of the drink, I was only able to stand, so I called their family members one by one and asked someone to pick them up. At that time, a man came to Team Yan’s house. I still remember what he looked like. ——Big and tall, with a nose and an eye, and looks like a model. Team Yan has a big tongue, let me call him "sister-in-law". I just yelled, and didn’t take it seriously... But when I helped Yan Dui get into the car, I heard Yan Dui call him ‘Zhi Chun’.”

"Is he a sword spirit?"

Wang Dui nodded: "Yes."

"and after?"

"Later, there was a 'Mirage Island' floating in the South China Sea—do you know what a Mirage Island is?"

Mirage Island is a small island floating on the sea. It is said that there is a kind of marine life called "Mirage", which can be understood as a kind of dung beetle in the sea. , corpses in the sea, garbage and so on...all gathered together and huddled together, looking like a small moving island from a distance. (Note)

But in the depths of the sea, there are too many unknown things. In addition to being dirty, there are often other deadly things hidden in mirage islands. At present, people cannot make an accurate distinction and definition, so they have to be collectively referred to as "sea poison".

"Phantom islands are usually active in the deep sea. That time, for some reason, they drifted into the continental shelf. There are many fishing boats and work boats in the offshore. It is too dangerous to get close to this thing, so we Fengshen will move it away as soon as we receive an urgent task. Team Yan brought us under control, but a group of uncivilized fishermen in the local area secretly dug up Mirage Island by spreading rumors that there were shipwrecks and treasures there. A large amount of sea poison inside was leaked. A few idiots were also trapped on the island. We all thought he was going to die in the line of duty, but just halfway through crying, we saw Zhichun coming out with Team Yan on his back. He turned his scabbard into a protective cover, and Team Yan took a bite He didn't even inhale the poisonous gas, but he himself..."

"It was corroded by the sea poison in the mirage." Someone interrupted behind him.

When Xuan Ji and Wang Dui turned their heads, the two of them saw the person coming, they reacted surprisingly unanimously, and took a step back in unison.

Xuan Ji was taken aback: "Amitabha, my mother!"

Team Wang seamlessly connected: "Shanzai Shanzai is my father!"

Xiao Zheng: "..."

I don't know if the suburban cemetery can add the "second half price" package, I really want to bury them together.

It was Director Xiao who answered the call, and saw that Mr. "ATM" from the Alien Control Bureau was holding crutches and hanging his feet... a bald head was shaved.

Xuan Ji and Wang Dui exchanged glances - it seems that "Director Xiao's hair was split into teddy rolls by lightning" is not a rumor.

Fortunately, Xiao Zheng's hair shape is good, rather round, and he doesn't look ugly even if he is shaved, like a hard-boiled egg.

Boiled Dan raised his chin at the two of them: "Go into the room and talk."

Director Xiao's ward is a single room, with a huge energy detector at the door, and the doors and windows are covered with talismans of suppressing evil and calming the gods. Xiao Zheng was isolated in the ward for 24 hours, and it was only then that he was confirmed to have no other abnormal energy on him. , who had just regained his freedom.

"It's okay, the bald head is fine." Xuan Ji remembered her tragic experience as a "hair washing worker", rubbed her fingertips that had been soaked in white marks, and said sincerely, "It saves water and trouble. I still want to shave my hair in two days."

Xiao Zheng was furious when he saw him—it was this unreliable cheat!

In the Bureau of Different Controls, after he finished talking about politics and history, he vowed that he could find out the mutated Butterfly in Mirror, Moon in Water, but instead of understanding it, he turned it into a mess.

"Shave your hair for what? You might as well shave your head off, anyway, the ball on your shoulder is not thinking about business." Xiao Zheng gave him a cold look, "Leave such a big hole, don't even mention it. In a word, Director Xuan, don't you take the lives of your colleagues too seriously?"

Xuan Ji was stunned for a moment, only to realize that Director Xiao had also credited the unlucky thing that His Majesty did to himself, and suddenly felt that he was more wronged than Dou E, but he couldn't explain this clearly, he choked for a while, I had no choice but to silently take the huge black pot and put it on top of my head.

Xuan Ji sighed: "I can't mention it, how can I mention it? Speaking of conspiracy theory, in my opinion, the people who use the gloomy sacrificial ceremony know too much, they can't be outsiders, they are [-]% insiders in the bureau. And we don't even know whether the ghost is voluntary or possessed - before the lightning strikes, we don't know that it can be transferred to different people. I have only been here for less than a month, and the whole The General Administration can count the faces that are familiar with one hand, who do you want me to trust and who do not?"

Team Wang hurriedly smoothed things over: "Isn't that so, that big 'yao moth' that flew out of the coffin chased us for dozens of miles, and Director Xuan almost cut him into sliced ​​noodles with wind knives, bones and arrows. "

Xuan Ji: "..."

Thank you very much, so the embarrassment is because of someone who led the wrong way!

Xiao Zheng actually understood this truth in his heart. If it were him, he would choose to do this in all likelihood. He is of the Lightning Department. If he is struck by lightning, usually nothing will happen. The people from the on-site investigation team told him He used an ancient version that had been lost for the thunder-guiding spell, and it was too powerful.Therefore, in Director Xiao's view, his punk look at this time is entirely because the surname Xuan wants to show off.

Xiao Zheng sneered: "Then I would like to ask Director Xuan, who is considered a planner, can you let me know now, is my thunder worth it?"

Xuan Ji briefly explained the experience of the forest park: "The witch patriarch who was awakened by the gloomy sacrificial rite at the second place should have completely disappeared, but the white shadow that was struck by lightning should be just a clone."

Xiao Zheng asked: "Do you have a general direction of suspicion?"

Xuan Ji thought for a while, shook her head, and said nothing—theoretically speaking, if Aluojin didn't lie to him in the forest park, everyone would be suspected.

What is sealed in Chiyuan is the "spiritual energy" that scurry around and provoked wars all over the world before the melee in Kyushu. Monster races and many humanoid races can use this power to override all living beings... Although the word "power" has no meaning It’s too abstract for contemporary people—after all, 3000 years have passed, and no one remembers the techniques of those masters back then. Those ancient legends sound more like clichéd old myths, without a sense of reality , Far less attractive than salary slips and real estate certificates.

"I have a feeling," Xuan Ji said, "that the person who uses the gloomy sacrificial rite is not just lighting fires everywhere, but he is also dividing 'superpowers' and ordinary people."

Xiao Zheng narrowed his eyes: "What do you mean?"

"For the first time, Chi Yuan was chosen as the location for the gloomy sacrificial article. He pushed Bi Chunsheng to the foreground as a target, detonating the bureau's unspoken rules of underreporting the number of casualties. The second time, he took advantage of Dongchuan Yuede's dirty work, Introduce the gloomy sacrificial rites to the altar of the witches, even if we didn't come to Zhaji in the early morning, as long as A Luojin showed up, what Yuedegong and the others were doing underground would still be impossible to hide."

The Yellow Bureau obviously didn't want to expand the conflict, but there was a certain force that kept pushing them and forcing them to investigate—just when they wanted to suppress the matter, they discovered that the butterfly would mutate, followed the mutated butterfly to find Dongchuan, and involved Let's talk about Yue Degong's little shit.

I also want to know that the matter of Yue Degong is by no means an isolated case. His family must not be the only one who lacks restraint in private and seeks money and murder.In addition to fear and fear, what will they do?

Let’s talk about the different control bureau, the matter of the flower in the mirror, the moon and the butterfly is constantly fermenting. It has reached such a point that it can no longer be solved by "internal processing". Let alone how the yellow bureau plans to deal with it. What would you think?

Xuan Ji remembered what His Majesty had said to him before he came out of the hotel——

Sheng Lingyuan said: "You and the commander of your company... um, what's your name? Oh, Director, it's very wise for you to try to cover up the human-faced butterfly. It’s not something you can build if you think about it. What’s more, if you want to calm things down, the people below may not understand your painstaking efforts, so beware of their “evil tends to be born on the edge of the guts” and strike first.”

Xiao Zheng asked: "What do you mean?"

"Cut the mess with a sharp knife." Xuan Ji took out a piece of paper from his pocket, which was torn from a hotel note pad, on which was written a very mellow unknown character in pencil.

The moment Xiao Zheng took it, there was a glowing white light on the paper. Director Xiao, who had just been struck by lightning, was terrified and threw the note away: "What is this!"

"The ancient curse of the witch man." Xuan Ji picked up the note, "The flower in the mirror, the water moon butterfly, also known as the butterfly with the human face, is also a kind of spell of the ancient witch people. Most of the spells of the ancient witch people can be solved. It is forbidden to use evil spells to harm people. According to legend, they believe that this kind of butterfly can communicate with the dead, and life and death are very sacred things. Except for the leaders of the clan, no one can implant this kind of butterfly at will. This curse is used for inspection. When you hear this ancient curse, the lines of butterflies will appear between your eyebrows—you are very clean, Director Xiao."

Xiao Zheng: "..."

From the day he met Xuan Ji, his desire to kill this guy became stronger day by day.

"You're welcome." Xuan Ji smiled, "By the way, the two of you haven't finished talking just now, what happened to that knife Ling Zhichun after being corroded by sea poison?"

"The knife was destroyed later, and the fragments were sent to the isolation room on the [-]th floor underground." In the restaurant of the hotel, Ping Qian followed Director Xuan's instructions and took His Majesty downstairs for dinner—to prevent him from leaving the parking lot again. Open a hole and come out.

The dining room is a cafeteria, but His Majesty is not willing to "self-help", he sat there like a grandfather, and he didn't feel any embarrassment in ordering the little girl around.

Fortunately, Ping Qianru has a good temper and is willing to take care of others. She goes around giving him this and that, and keeps introducing the flavors.

Sheng Lingyuan observed the tea bags in the teapot with great interest, and asked, "Why is that?"

"The composition of the sea poison is unknown, and we couldn't completely eradicate it. At that time, we tried all kinds of methods, but the purification speed could not keep up with the corrosion. Moreover, the corrosiveness of the sea poison was not only physical. Later, Zhichun lost control and became more and more serious. Unconscious, Team Yan had no choice but to lock him up. Unexpectedly, he broke the restraint once and ran to the downtown area, injuring six passers-by, and one almost died. , can only destroy Zhichun. Yan Qiushan also left without saying goodbye because of this incident, and his whereabouts are still unknown—so now the bureau is very strict with your sword spirits."

"Really, it's inconvenient to stay for a long time." Sheng Lingyuan wiped his hands, thinking.

The author has something to say: Note: There is no such dung beetle in the sea, the author is talking nonsense.