potion monday

No matter what school you're at, Monday mornings are always miserable, for teachers and students alike.Hogwarts, the School of Wizardry, is no exception.

Dean of Slytherin House, professor of Potions, Loki Laufeyson, sitting at one end of the teacher's bench with an indifferent face, holding a gold cup, drinking fruit juice slowly, the aura of not getting close to strangers or acquaintances is even stronger than before , Even the little snakes were intimidated by his sub-zero temperature and walked away.

That's fine, no one bothers. Loki thought.From the current point of view, apart from the inexplicable irritability brought by Monday, nothing has offended him, so the hourglasses of the major colleges will not have any particularly big changes.

There is no mistake from the little snake, no rashness from the little lion, and no golden retriever to bother me...

Just thinking about this morning's Shunxin, he suddenly saw a figure walking towards him.That stupid one, who looks like he can only use brute force, whose head is stuffed with more Achnatherum splendens than all the lion cubs combined, Head of the Lion Academy, Professor of Conservation of Magical Creatures, Thor· Odinson.

The one that irritates him the most.

Thor looked distressed, obviously also in a bad mood under the influence of Monday, but his seemingly ham-fisted head didn't realize what was wrong, nor did he receive Loki's murderous aura.Seeing the vacant seat next to Loki, under the horrified eyes of the students, he walked straight over with his wine glass, sat down, and put his shoulders on him. "Oh, it's another week of classes and I think I'm going to die... Loki, what do you think?"

According to the description of Wanda Lensherr, the professor of divination who was sitting at the other end of the teacher's bench and the furthest away from the two, at that time, she felt the breath of death pervading the entire hall, and Loki seemed to be pulling out his wand to Thor in the next second. Several Unforgivable Curses.

In fact, the moment Loki saw Thor approaching, the hand under his robes held his wand, wondering irritably, if he messed with him, would he use Cruciatus or enchant him to wear women's clothes? Striptease or put the bone-shrinking potion in his glass...

Then Thor sits down next to him and puts his arm around his shoulders.

Loki swears, this is the first time in his life, the first time!When the frozen aura of being in a bad mood has enveloped the surrounding radius of five meters, there are still people who dare to walk over casually and put their shoulders on their shoulders!He was about to throw out an Avada in full view of everyone!Reminding myself repeatedly, be elegant, pay attention to being elegant, and not lose your composure in front of the students... Loki put down the golden cup, squeezed out a barely noticeable smile, and said word by word:

"Mr. Odinson, I'm not in a good mood today."

I have already expressed my meaning clearly enough, this golden-haired lion should be able to get away with sense!

However... Thor put down his wine glass when he heard this, thumped the table vigorously with one hand, and patted Loki's shoulder twice with the other hand, and said loudly: "Bro, what a coincidence , me too! Mondays never fail to annoy me! What a wonderful weekend!" The voice caught the attention of half the hall.

Who, fuck, and you, yes, bro!

Loki has spent all his life training to suppress his anger, feeling that he's wasting his time talking to Thor any longer.He picked up the cup and drank the remaining juice in it. The taste seemed to be different from before. It must be because the damn golden retriever affected his mood, even the juice!He clasped the empty gold cup on the table forcefully, then slapped Thor's hand off, stood up, and planned to walk towards the classroom and office with a cold face.

The next moment, he was suddenly in a trance, staggered and almost fell, and then felt something wrong with his body... not good!The brain that had just been filled with anger suddenly reacted, that glass of juice...no, that wasn't his...it was...before his consciousness faded away, he saw the magnified frightened face of the golden retriever lion, and gritted his teeth to remember , he took the wrong cup and drank Thor's wine!Some kind of potion was added to that wine!

Hogwarts Medical Wing, Thor's mother, the witch of the Medical Wing, Frigga, looked in surprise at Loki who was still unconscious, wrapped in Loki's own dark green robes in Thor's arms.Little Loki, to be precise.

"Oh, what a cute little guy, it's hard to imagine that he is that indifferent and arrogant Mr. Laufeyson. Is he... jinxed?" Frigga carefully took the little Loki in Thor's arms and hugged him .The little guy's tightly wrinkled eyebrows slowly relaxed, as if he felt a sense of security.

Thor shook his head, worry in his blue eyes. "I don't know, he took the wrong glass, passed out after drinking the wine in my glass, and then gradually became smaller. Maybe some students wanted to play a prank on me and put drugs in my wine, But unfortunately the wine was drunk by Loki."

Frigga nodded: "This possibility is very high, but the possibility of being hit by black magic cannot be ruled out. Do Professor Rogers and Headmaster Stark know about this?"

"Yes, they happened to be there at that time, and the scene at that time...it was really chaotic...Steve went to find out if there was something similar to black magic in the first place, and Tony went to investigate whether there were house-elves or portraits before the incident I saw whether the wine in the glass was passive. As a result, I can't guess for a while, and I can only wait for Loki to wake up." Thor whispered, "I really hope he can wake up soon."

Looking up, seeing Frigga's half-smile expression, Thor blushed, and Frigga said slowly: "Actually, I heard Miss Lensherr describe the scene at that time, my son, I have every reason to believe that you are pretending to be stupid to get close to Mr Laufeyson. Not to mention, your acting skills and face have improved a lot compared to when you were a child. And I have reason to doubt you..."

"Mother!" Thor interrupted her hastily, almost wanting to run away, and changed the subject abruptly: "When will Loki wake up?"

Frigga saw his son's small thoughts, and didn't break it, saying: "It's hard to say, it's hard to say whether he still has the memory of an adult's body now. You'd better leave now, I have to make one for him." Check. Also, you have class today."

Thor slapped his head and realized that in 5 minutes, he would be teaching Slytherin and Gryffindor!It's a damn Monday! "Then mother, Loki will take care of you first!" Thor took one last look at little Loki, and rushed to the classroom.Fortunately, today is an indoor class, and the classroom is not far away.

Frigga looked at Thor's leaving figure with a smile. After all these years, he was still as reckless as a child, not at all the image of the youngest academic master of magical biology in the wizarding world.She lowered her head, Loki in her arms didn't seem to be passed out, but more like fell asleep, and she couldn't help humming a lullaby softly.Turning around and entering the medical wing, soft tones echoed in the room.

tbc.

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