[Hammer Base] To My Father-By Sarah Laufeyson

Dear diary wow wow wow! ! !

Now let me seriously describe what just happened.Although the writing is a bit messy, you must be able to understand it, right, because you are a diary, right? !

Let’s not talk about when Dad grew Popeye spinach and ate it for me to give me the strength to lift a hammer! !Let me first talk about the fact that my father almost fainted with anger!Although I don't quite understand how stupid my father said, but it must be stupid——

"Loki!! Did father put you—?!!"

"puff--!!!!"

Everyone in the room was squirting water and biscuits out of their mouths at the same time - and Dad looked like he wanted to vomit blood. "Thor Odinson don't say you know me in your life!!! Get out!!!" Dad picked up a chair and smashed it into his father's face - it would disfigure his father - and the chair shattered and his father flew away.I hurried over to appease my father's nerves that seemed to be broken, and thoughtfully brought the water my father drank next to me.Dad took a sip and slammed the cup, and he pulled me away——I immediately put my diary away——

"Father, goodbye, my father and I are going to travel the world!" I excitedly took my father's hand and walked out the door.

Then the room was suddenly very quiet, very quiet, very quiet... Even my father stopped suddenly, and I couldn't pull it.

Looking back, my head hurt before I had time to ask the question!

Dad, he actually knocked on my head! !

My father never hit me since I was a child, but he hit me on the head because my father was there! !

Prefer sex over women!

At that time, I was so wronged that I almost cried.So I immediately turned around and ran to my father who was still lying down, and grabbed his big bear paw: "Father, hurry up and fight with Dad! Dad is bullying me!"

"SARAH!!!" My father had never yelled so irritablely. I trembled. Could it be that my father was suffering from postpartum depression?No, I'm already this old, isn't it... Difficult, could it be...

"Antepartum depression?!" I murmured.

"SARAH! Come here, or there will be no pudding in the future." The father's voice behind him suddenly became calm, very calm, but this faint coldness...

I'm still reeling from the surprise of having an extra brother or sister. Jim said that Kiss will be pregnant, that is to say... "Father is so good, is he going to give me a younger brother or sister just now?" I suddenly realized, this is why my father came back, right?

"...Sarah, you believe that bastard again..." There was a slight grinding of teeth behind him.

Uncle Crab Shell, who had been stunned by the side for a long time, suddenly rushed over and pulled me up from my father gently: "Drumstick man, this kid's eyes really look like yours. Blue is better than blue. Call Dr. Banner over for a DNA test. If you need equipment, I can call someone to buy it within 5 minutes—”

"That's not the problem, okay?! Stark, wake up, do you think Thor and Loki can have a baby?!" The red-haired sister who gave me the biscuit was also released from the petrified state by the crab shell.

"Is there anything wrong?" The other party looked over innocently.

"Mr. Stark, this era has developed to the point where men can become pregnant?!" The blond brother gasped and tried to calm down.

"Nothing is impossible in the world, because we all managed to survive." Crab Shell turned to look at his father - his face was very ugly.When the room fell into an eager discussion, a voice came out faintly:

"Cough, cough...I choked on a biscuit just now. I just wanted to ask, did any of you feel surprised that the liar and Thor were together...Are you not surprised at all..."

"..." The room fell into silence again.