[Hammer Base] To My Father-By Sarah Laufeyson

Dear Thor and Daddy,

where are you?

I feel terrible.

I'm not cold, it's quite warm here, there is a bed with a quilt on it.It's just that I couldn't find anything to eat, and I didn't see anyone coming. I didn't dare to drink the water on the table. Many people in Sherlock Holmes died after drinking other people's water. Dad said it was to tell us not to drink other people's water. Otherwise, when I grow up, I will eat other people's pudding.Speaking of pudding, I feel so hungry. I don't even know what time it is, and the curtains can't be opened.

I've run away from home before, but I never had any strange uncles come out before!It's all your fault... no, it's all the fault of the guy with blond hair who looks like Chris' brother!He actually appeared again, and even smashed the door of my house!I knew I was right not to mess with him at the time, and now it seems that I will not become a flat human meatball, but a thin smooth human meatloaf!Then, father, he actually, actually broke into our house and bullied Dad!Hurry up and save Dad, come over and bring me food after saving Dad, okay...

When that uncle appeared, Dad's face turned pale!It must be a creditor, Jim said that this kind of person is the most terrible person in the world, they will give up everything as a human being to find you and cut you into pieces!Sounds terrible!When I saw my father's appearance, I immediately ran to the back door - my father, who was always calm, moved faster than me!As soon as he grabbed me, I felt like I was going to fly!Sure enough, Dad is a retired athlete!

But before we ran away, the uncle grabbed Dad with a bear pounce, and then they started fighting!Father, hurry up and save Dad, I don’t even know if they are fighting again now... I was so frightened at the time. Hey, Dad is obviously the one being bullied!It looks like a bear is bullying a cat!Totally incomparable, okay? !

Then, while they were arguing, I immediately packed up my important diary, pens, and snacks, dragged them up and slipped out the back door-it's useless to call 911 when you encounter creditors-that's what Jim said.Only by running for your life can you survive-I still remember his words to this day.So Sarah, let's run for our lives together—forget it quickly, just forget this sentence.

So I ran for my life first, and then sat at the corner of the street and waited for my father's vigorous figure to rush out of the house as soon as possible.Dad, I brought you your pudding. I will take care of you. I still have ten dollars on me. Let's run for our lives together!

But before my dad showed up... I was kidnapped by a strange uncle! !

Then... I was faced with the current situation.I drank the water, ate the food, and then the uncle who threw me into this room has not yet appeared.Fortunately, there is a lamp, so I can write.Ah, if I can't say what I am talking about ... Forgive me for a hurry and forget to bring rubber.Anyway, Dan still owes me 50 cents. Remember to buy a popsicle with the 50 cents and return it to Samantha when you get back, then tell Jim that I won't run away with him, stop dreaming, and put a popsicle in Gray's drawer. A spider - of course, if you can find a snake...

Father, if you have enough IQ, you must punish the person who bullied your father.Please heroically drive that creditor out of our house, then come to your starving daughter who is half a mooncake, and take her to a feast of sweets.In addition, Dad is probably quite emotional, he ￣_「∕ˋ~

(The letter ends up looking like a few scribbles in confusion before it ends here.)