The vest is still solid today

"Safety warnings at the end of the year and the beginning of the year must be kept in mind. Pay attention to fire prevention, anti-skid, anti-electric shock, anti-leakage, anti-falling, anti-poisoning and suffocation. Illegal production and operation are strictly prohibited. It is strictly prohibited to rush the construction period and exceed the production capacity. What the hell?"

Du Xu, who was concentrating on choosing birthday cakes online, was at a loss. "To tell you the truth, the only risky homework I ever did in my life was when I almost fell asleep underage... oh!"

Yu Yu withdrew her foot as if nothing had happened, "It's just a routine text message from the telecom company at the end of the year."

"Then why haven't I received it before?"

"Probably because you almost fell asleep underage this summer, and they sent you a special reminder."

"That's a reminder!" Du Xu hooked Yu Yu's neck and hugged him, "My boyfriend will be an adult tomorrow!"

Yu Yu broke away from his hand, "Even if I become an adult tomorrow, that's not the reason for you to do whatever you want."

Feng Zhuolin, who was forced to observe the whole process, was very worried that he would be called to some corner to silence him by Du Xu, the big brother who had forgotten his friends.

There is no longer a New Year's party in the third year of high school, but on the last day of the year, Director Yan thoughtfully allowed them to use the afternoon to hold a party to send off the old year and welcome the new one.

NO.30 After the evening self-study get out of class is over, each class collects the class fee and sends several class leaders out to buy snacks and drinks outside the school. Feng Zhuolin hangs out with his elder brother. Eating dog food in the narrow aisles of the supermarket.

Li Nan and Zhuang He had expected to hide aside, blocking out all the noise and concentrating on picking snacks according to the list sent by the students.

Du Xu was last at the checkout. Taking advantage of Yu Yu's inattention, he quickly took out his mobile phone and ordered a three-layer cream cake that he had just spotted. The note must be delivered to the entrance of the West Campus of No. 31 Middle School at [-]:[-] pm on the [-]st.

He knew that Yu Yu didn't eat cream, but the cream on the birthday cake was not for eating.

In the next morning's class, everyone was generally distracted. Li Wei had no choice but to give them an early holiday, which won unanimous praise from the students.

The students set up tables enthusiastically, leaving an open space in the middle of the classroom, and anyone who wanted to perform could do so.

A group of people came to madness and stayed in the third year of high school for half a year, but they found a chance to let themselves go. A group of young men were so energetic that they almost turned the classroom into a disco.

Director Yan walked around the teaching building, saw that the group of students who wanted to go to heaven didn't say anything, chatted with Li Wei, and continued to "inspect" each class. Today's students are not very afraid of him, and some people even boldly asked The director drinks beer.

Anyway, today, all the students are adults.

Adults do adult things together.

"Coca-Cola and Pepsi—a historic meeting." Du Xu mixed Coca-Cola and Pepsi into an empty bottle, shook it vigorously twice, and handed it to Yu Yu, "Honey, take a sip?"

Yu Yu remained silent for a while, then pushed the bottle away in disgust, "No, I don't drink carbonated drinks." Then he seemed to remember something, raised his eyebrows, leaned into Du Xu's ear with a half-smile and whispered: "It is said that Coca-Cola Spermicide."

The warm air flowed into Du Xu's ears, and he was in a daze for a few seconds. He closed the bottle cap silently, and turned to ask the students around him, "Does anyone want to try it? It's free, no money required."

Feng Zhuolin shrank behind his deskmate, "Can I imitate God Yu and express my disgust politely?"

Gao Qibin lowered his head to play with his mobile phone, and tried his best to ignore the pair of good tablemates from the fourth middle school who were blind. "Don't think about it, they can dislike each other, but if others dislike one of them, just wait for the couple to play doubles."

Du Xu's phone rang suddenly, and he took a look at the phone, it was the deliveryman of the cake shop.

"I'll go out for a while, and I'll be right back." Du Xu dropped the drink bottle and ran out of the classroom like a gust of wind.

Li Wei asked Yu Yu suspiciously: "Why did he go?"

"Urgent to urinate?" Yu Yu wondered and said that she didn't know, "Why is he answering the phone in a hurry to urinate?"

"And he went to the toilet just now." Gao Qibin chewed potato chips and swayed over, gloating to discredit his plastic brother, "Frequent urination and urgency are bad for kidneys, Yu Yu, you can think clearly whether you can have this kind of boyfriend. "

Yu Yu replied lazily: "It's okay, my kidney is fine."

Du Xu trotted all the way to the gate, took the cake and carefully carried it back.

Class nine students were shocked by his operation.

They never saw a birthday cake at the gala.

"Happy birthday, baby!" Du Xu smiled at Yu Yu with squinted eyes, called a few students to set up a table, put the cake in the middle of the classroom and unwrapped it, turning a party into a birthday party.

"Is Marshal Du still singing "Princess" today?" Li Nan took the lead in booing, "Isolate the world with piles of stones, my princess, I want to occupy your——beauty—"

"No, what I want to sing is "Happy Birthday"." Du Xu was very serious, "I didn't catch it last year, but I did catch it this year, so don't be so intense."

"Oh——" Yu Yu dragged her voice, "'Everyone who can't get it is in a commotion, and what they get is nothing to be afraid of'. This sentence is really good."

"How is it possible?" Du Xu firmly denied, "Can a newlywed be the same as an old couple? One is the fancy romance when the love is strong, and the other is the quiet years after the collision of passion."

This time, not only the classmates, but even Li Wei, who was at a loss to hear their chatting like an underground conversation, looked at him in shock.

When did Du Xu's literary talents become so beautiful?

It seems that he only scored [-] points in the Chinese composition of the mid-term exam, right?

Yu Yu's words sound familiar. Didn't he write this in the latest serialized fanart?

The corner of his mouth twitched, and he realized that Du Xu was really a professional stealing sentences for 360 five days.

After birthday singing, candle blowing, and cake sharing, the next step is the part everyone is most looking forward to-creaming.

Feng Zhuolin was trembling and didn't dare to put the cream on the face of the birthday star, but Hao Jia didn't have so many scruples. Relying on being a girl and being "colleagues" with Yu Yu on the school team, she rushed forward and drew a line on Yu Yu's cheek first. .

Yu Yu was taken aback.

The last time someone put cream on his face was in the first day of junior high school. Three or four years later, he almost forgot what it was like to celebrate his birthday with his peers. Except for text messages and gifts from his parents, only his grandfather was with him.

He didn't have time to express his repulsion, and with Hao Jia taking the lead, the students from Class Nine swarmed over like a swarm, and you and I had a great time painting together.

Yu Yu reacted, quickly dodged Li Nan's hand, grabbed a handful of cakes and spread them on his face.

This handful of cream completely broke the gap between him and his classmates.

The crowd spontaneously divided into two groups, throwing cream bombs at each other, but soon merged into one regardless of each other. Even Gao Qibin was "accidentally injured" by Du Xu with a handful of cream, and fought back and joined the battle.

Uncommonly, Du Xu did not help. Instead, with half of his face covered in cream, he quietly withdrew from the crowd where the battle was raging, and raised his phone to Yu Yu. It's worth it, the effect of the shooting is terrible, but he still treasures it and put it in a photo album named "My Cutest Big Baby".

"You guys are fine." Li Wei hid early and ate cakes and drank Coke. He didn't know when he wandered to Du Xu's side. "The teacher said that he is not against puppy love, as long as it doesn't affect his studies..."

"It has a little influence." Du Xu smiled, "It has influenced me from the bottom fifty to nearly two hundred."

Li Wei was taken aback, and patted Du Xu's shoulder emotionally.

Du Xu continued to watch Yu Yu and his classmates slowly mingling together. After watching for a while, he suddenly realized that his boyfriend's current appearance was very bad, very bad.

Yu Yu's cheeks, eyelashes and hair are all covered with white cream. This is a little bit of a picture and put in a small love action movie that is a specialty of an island country. Isn't that just...

I can't think about it anymore, the more I think about it, the more dirty I become.

Du Xu covered his hot nose, but he couldn't cover his hot-headed second brother.

He thinks that he shouldn't look at his boyfriend with colored glasses - as soon as the door to the new world opens, no matter what Yu Yu does, it will look particularly erotic in his eyes.

But when Du Xu didn't dare to think, everything wanted to lead his thoughts in a direction that was not suitable for children.

After the party, the messy classrooms were cleaned up, and the students went back to the dormitory early to rest and pack up their things, preparing to go home for the next day.

"This birthday present is very good...thank you." Yu Yu came out of the bathroom and handed Du Xu a towel.

Du Xu slipped out of Fighting Heart early to be with Li Weigou

"No, you're welcome." Du Xu coughed dryly, and when he mentioned "birthday", he thought of Yu Yu's hair and face covered with white cream.

Du Xu leaned against the table, grabbed the English paper that Yu Yu casually threw on the table, tried to calm down, looked at it for a while, and sighed helplessly: "On this beautiful day, even the English paper understands my heart so well."

Yu Yu glanced at the test paper and couldn't figure it out, so Du Xu circled a sentence from the reading question with a pencil and showed it to him.

Menu usually prefers sports without other men.

-Men prefer to play sports with other men.

"Can you understand?" Yu Yu raised an eyebrow.

Du Xu modestly admits: "Under certain circumstances, human potential will be stimulated to the limit..."

"So your specific situation is chicken movement?" Yu Yu glanced at his lower body, "Then you should go hard during the college entrance examination."

Du Xu: "...I will be arrested by the police."

He pressed Yu Yu's shoulder, one leg was pressed on the stool, and was stuck between Yu Yu's legs. He casually wiped a cake from the table, half-stained with cream, and wrote "Happy Birthday" A few fingerprints were left next to the chocolate card, and half of the red heart was erased.

"Will I be disingenuous if I say I'm not familiar with the procedure?"

"They are all people who have seen crispy duck, don't pretend." Yu Yu raised her knee and rubbed his thigh.

The cake that was cut before the Cream War was originally intended to be brought back to eat, but now that the cake has not been eaten twice, it has a more practical use.

Clothes and pants were piled up at their feet in a mess, and the two of them almost fell onto the bed, making the dormitory bed creak.

The darkness before dawn is both long and short, the creamy touch and skin contact, as the gradually warming body evaporates a sweet smell, the concentration of ambiguous factors floating in the air only needs a spark to detonate.

Yu Yu's body trembled slightly, she raised her arms to cover her eyes, looking a little pitiful.

Du Xu suddenly lost his mind, spread some cream on Yu Yu's chest, and then licked it off, with a small mouthful of cream in his mouth, pulled Yu Yu's hand covering his face and kissed him, "This cake is delicious, try it .”

At this time, Yu Yu had no room to criticize the high sugar content of the cream. He was dazed to bear Du Xu's deep kiss, which was almost outrageous, and what he thought in his mind was "I'm so fucking good at teaching".

Isn't that right, the contestant who was able to bite people's lips with a single kiss in the beginning can now kiss people to the point where the eyes are blackened and the ecstasy is described in the [-] ban danmei novels.

When he came back to his senses, the distance between the two had become a negative value.

Du Xu tried to move a few times, feeling that his brother was about to be strangled, "Baby, relax."

"You're too big..." Yu Yu hugged Du Xu's shoulders tightly, her eyes were a little red.

"'Usually saying it's too big is a polite remark, and if it's really too big, you'll cry and say no'——this is what Mrs. Beiming said yourself, so you have to admit it." Du Xu said so, still Stop moving and wait patiently for Yu Yu to adapt.

Yu Yu gasped and couldn't speak, then Du Xu took her lips and rubbed them with the tip of her tongue soothingly.

When a person swells up, any part of his body will swell accordingly.

These words were obviously prepared for Du Xu.

"It's alright..." Yu Yu put her arms around Du Xu's neck and buried her face in his neck.

Du Xu insisted on waiting a little longer, and seeing that Yu Yu didn't show much discomfort, he bent down and hugged his lover deeper and tighter.

The author has something to say: The two protagonists are unable to come today because of their errands, so you, the invincible and cute fish director, will sing a birthday song!

[The speed is [-] mph, the mood is free ~ I hope the end point is the Aegean Sea ~ run with all your strength, the dream is on the other side ~]

[Thank you Miss Ming Ruoxi for mine, mua (づ￣3￣)づ╭? ~Love you~]

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The god of dogdom, Zhou, capsized in the gutter of an exhibition match, and was taken over by a rookie who was more capable than him.

Zhou Zhengle: Compete with me?Today dad taught you what is wretched!

He was about to teach the young man to be a good dog, but Shen Yao suddenly shot.

Zhou Zheng: Meow meow?

Shen Yao: When you thought I would have sex, I was gay. This is also a kind of obscenity.

Unfortunately, there was an unexpected situation, and Shen Yao's small team was about to be disbanded.

Zhou Zheng came at the right time: I want this person!Make an offer!

Shen Yao: ...I would rather be an anchor.

After getting the tickets for the World Invitational, someone made insinuations about the rumors of discord within the team.

Reporter: What impact does the addition of player Shen Yao have on you?

Teammate: From watching one person show off to watching two people show off while eating dog food.

Taunt skill level [-] No desire to survive Great god Gong x Shigou Shigang Dislikes mouth, integrity, vicious tongue Rookie Shou

(Zhou Zheng x Shen Yao)