The vest is still solid today

Seeing Feng Zhuolin staring straight at the gap in the window, Li Nan and Zhuang He were both curious and frightened.

They squeezed past carefully, trying to see what frightened Feng Zhuolin like this; Gao Qibin reached out and waved Feng Zhuolin in front of him, trying to detect whether he had been caught by an unknown object.

An ominous premonition suddenly rose in Yu Yu's heart. It happened that Du Xu looked over at this moment and squeezed his hand, "Baby, my seventh sense tells me that something will happen."

If you have a tacit understanding, you can get through without clicking.

"Are you scared?" Yu Yu frowned.

"No, I'm a reliable adult male." Du Xu took a deep breath, "I want to say, if you are afraid, you can fall into the warm arms of your big brother—your boyfriend's arms will always be open to you."

Yu Yu gave him a symbolic face, and raised her hand to tap on his chest lightly. Li Nan, who was worried about Feng Zhuolin, felt that the surging anger in his heart overwhelmed his fear in an instant.

The ominous premonition soon became true.

From the toilet on the first floor of the girls' dormitory, there were intermittent sobbing sounds from women, like complaints or admiration, like weeping and complaints, and the lingering sounds were endless.The latent flood dragon dancing in the secluded gully, the widow weeping in a lonely boat.

——Exactly as described in Feng Zhuolin's "School Ghost Story Lecture Hall".

The mahogany sword keychain and yellow talisman paper, which are necessary for subjugating demons, fell all over the floor.

Du Xu blurted out: "Damn!"

"Who?"

The figure inside seemed to be startled by his "Fuck!" She walked towards the window, pushed the glass window open with a "swipe", and a young girl's face emerged from the darkness, with red eye circles and messy hair. A jacket was draped over the light blue cotton pajamas, and he was immediately shivering from the cold wind in the middle of the night.

Yet she was shivering with cold, and "Ghostbusters" was shivering with fear.

Li Nan and Zhuang He didn't even see their faces clearly, so they howled "嗤", which sounded much more real than the screams in domestic ghost movies. Joining the performance of the Ninth Class Crosstalk Combination, the connection is natural and the transition is smooth. The duet has successfully evolved into a trio.

The screams resounded through the sky and echoed in the dark campus, scaring the girl inside and almost screaming out, but she quickly calmed down, knocked on the glass and shouted sharply: "What are you doing? Want to kill the director?" Did you call the security guard over?!"

It's a pity that the sound of knuckles clasping glass and the girl's almost shrill voice made the performance of the "Ghostbusters and Shame Face" trio choir even better, causing the veins on the girl's forehead to throb.

Du Xu's hand trembled, and the mobile phone that displayed the "One Hundred and Eight Forms of the Demon Subduing Palm" on the screen fell down with a "click", and fell down the iron grate of the drainage manhole cover without dying.

Gao Qibin looked at the three of them like idiots for half a minute, and finally couldn't hold back his fists ready to move, and gave them a shudder one by one: "Shut up—do you want to recruit Yan Luo?! That's the deputy squad leader!"

Yu Yu was more trouble-free, took out three tissues from his pocket, rolled them up, and stuffed them into the mouths of the three of them.

The infiltrating screams stopped abruptly, replaced by the sound of spitting out tissues.

Zheng Miao looked at them speechlessly.

It's true that there has been a neuropathy for generations, and the almond brain can carry all diseases.

"What are you doing in the women's bathroom?" She asked coldly, "Can't a wall stop you anymore?"

Feng Zhuolin's mouth was faster than his brain: "I heard that there are female ghosts crying in the girls' dormitory recently. We are here to catch ghosts..."

Gao Qibin slapped him back in the stomach before his explanation was completed.

"Same table, good tablemate, don't tell Li Wei and the director!" Li Nan spat out the tissue in her mouth, jumped up to plead, and tried to divert Zheng Miao's attention, "If they know that we are going to visit the campus at night Miserable... Hey, what happened to your eyes?"

Yu Yu was speechless.

Teammate pigs are existences that violate the laws of the world. If one is eliminated, there will always be a second one.

Zheng Miao suddenly raised her hand to cover her eyes, and half turned around so that several people could not see her face, "Get lost! Do you want to get a demerit for violating school discipline, or do you want to go to the stage for a review at the flag-raising ceremony on Monday?!"

"I miss the self-examination a little bit!" Zhuang He said in a low voice, "One has to experience everything in one's life..."

"I don't want to." Yu Yu quickly blocked his mouth, and with the other hand, he pulled Du Xu up from the drainage manhole cover, "Someone is coming, it should be Director Yan and the security guard—run!"

Zheng Miao closed the window with a "bang", and the white light of the searchlight flashlight that was enough to pierce any darkness came from a distance.

"My phone is still there, how can I leave it..." Du Xu ran and looked back at the drainage well where the phone fell, and was silent. After a while, the phone automatically locked the screen, and the last ray of light was gone.

Director Yan's scolding sound from a distance made Du Xu choose to bid farewell to his mobile phone temporarily. Yu Yu patted him on the shoulder and comforted him calmly: "This is the so-called 'When you stare at the abyss, The abyss gazes at you too'."

Du Xu didn't feel comforted, he put his head in front of Yu Yu, pointed to his cheek and said, "I'm in a very depressed mood right now, and I urgently need a boyfriend to love me!"

"Where are you kissing?" Yu Yu turned her head and looked at him amusedly, and dug a small hole casually.

As expected, Du Xu did not disappoint him, Ru Yan stepped into the pit like a forest, "Of course it's the face!"

"Where's your face? I don't see it."

Du Xu silently swallowed a mouthful of old blood, and changed his words: "Well, actually, I don't mind if you want to kiss other places, such as..."

Yu Yu felt that it was inappropriate to speak yellow accents in front of people, so she interrupted him decisively: "I don't mind."

Du Xu was speechless for a moment: "...Baby, what I want to say is 'such as the neck', where are you thinking?"

Yu Yu: "..."

The onlookers who were watching said that their teeth hurt.

This is a fucking great socialist escape!

Holy tactical retreat!

Can you even be so serious? !

Do you really think this is a picnic tryst? !

However, chatting did not delay their quick action, but it is a pity that "Skynet is restored, and it is sparse but not missing."

The "Ghostbusters" made a big circle to get rid of the "chasers" and successfully arrived at the boys' dormitory. Du Xu's lockpicking skills were brought to the extreme in such a critical situation. However, after they slipped in, they unfortunately bumped into each other in the stairwell. Let's catch Director Yan, a night tour student.

Zheng Miao's curse came true.

Yan Luo's pale face suddenly appeared from the darkness, and the effect was more like the scene of a ghost story than the cry of the deputy squad leader. The resounding title of "Living Hades" is well deserved.

Du Xu clutched her little heart, which was almost frightened into a heart attack, and couldn't help but suspect that she was really a ghost.

"Wow! Picking locks, ignoring discipline, violating school rules, breaking into the girls' dormitory at night-I didn't expect the first graders to join the team? Your class is really united, let's go to the selection of China's best class nine!" Yan Luo grinned grinningly. Looking at the six students in Class Nine, holding an icrazy mobile phone with a black mobile phone case through the paper towel, he shook the six quails, "Who are you? Get it yourself, and wait for me to send you to the dormitory." ?"

Du Xu was shocked: "Director, how did you fish it out?"

And why is he here?

It stands to reason that after chasing them around, shouldn't they arrive later than them?

Yu Yu looked at the sewage residue from the drainage well on Du Xu's mobile phone, feeling complicated.

Director Yan Luo deserves to be Wu Xiaoqiang's senior. In just 10 minutes, he managed to lift the manhole cover, retrieve the mobile phone, and arrange people to pretend to chase them, but he took a shortcut and came back to wait for the rabbit.

——With this ability, it is a pity to be a teaching director. The Chinese People's Liberation Army welcomes you.

"I don't have any real skills, how can I control you little bastards?" Yan Luo sneered, "At the flag-raising ceremony on Monday morning, everyone should record their demerits and bring a thousand-word self-criticism to the stage—if they don't remember their demerits, it will be three thousand. You can choose for yourself .”

Remember that parents are invited, so do they have any choice?

Three thousand decisive words—three thousand words a day, happiness has meat to eat.

And it's not the "meat" of stick stew.

During the two days when his life was about to come to an end, several students who were about to go to the guillotine huddled together in Yu Yu's dormitory for the final examination on Sunday night. There were only tables and chairs for four people in the dormitory. Yu Yu wrote on the bed, and Feng Zhuolin finally found the bed that belonged to him but was now occupied by Du Xu day and night.

The uneasiness in their hearts was obvious—except for Yu Yu and Gao Qibin.

One of the two uncles didn't care and tried to add a new "review card" to the student life, while the other didn't take the review seriously at all.

The person who intends to "review the card" is holding a computer liver activity, encouraging to issue a new card before the end of the month; the person who doesn't take the review seriously is standing on the table, holding a mobile phone and listening to music Lianliankan in the sound.

"Shen Yu, Brother Gao, aren't you afraid?" Zhuang He envied the mentality of the two of them from the bottom of his heart.

"Didn't you say you missed the review?" Yu Yu didn't look up, and changed to another team to continue the battle. The four majors were all empty, "It's already like this, what is there to be afraid of? It's over."

Zhuang He scratched his hair a couple of times in embarrassment, "I'm just saying...but aren't you in a hurry at all?"

"How can you not be in a hurry?! Our class will not be qualified to select the advanced class group next week!" Li Nan trembled slightly as he held the review and tried to pick out typos, "Zheng Miao will kill me if she finds out—she will kill me!" All of us!"

"I'll go first... order a cemetery, it's better..." Feng Zhuolin obviously has a Parkinson's syndrome patient, his hand slipped in the correction and review, and he accidentally crossed out the words next to it, and had to redefine it.

Gao Qibin didn't stop moving his hands, and there were constant "elimination success" notification sounds. After the customs clearance music was remembered, he looked up suspiciously and asked, "Shouldn't I order the urn first?"

Du Xu tore off the last page of the self-criticism with a headache. He wrote the self-criticism last night until he lost his mind. After writing a few pages, it turned into bragging about his wisdom and bravery, and his unyielding firm will in the face of ghosts and gods. The thing is really out of hand.

He threw a ball of waste paper at Gao Qibin, hitting the trash can at Gao Qibin's feet, "I'm ballball, you don't play that mentally retarded game! We wrote the review in the cold wind of the northeast until we were bald, but you are playing the world in the bright sunshine of the south." ? Or brother?"

Gao Qibin's 4-word review book only wrote a universal beginning, and a few blank A[-] papers were wrongly abandoned on the table, which was in stark contrast to the three-page review written neatly by Yu Yu next to him, but he was not in a hurry , Even bowed his head and continued to play his mentally handicapped Lianliankan.

"I don't think it's possible." He said slowly, "She's more likely to be embarrassed."

Since the heroine of the mystery of the Midnight Cry was discovered, the piercing cry has never sounded again. The students on the forum all said that "I can finally sleep well", and the class of Class [-] is also discussing this In this matter, only the six classmates who broke the truth remained silent.

As Du Xu was writing, he suddenly thought of the most crucial question: "Baby, why do you think she is crying?"

Before Yu Yu could answer, Gao Qibin, the self-proclaimed straightest boy in the universe, interrupted him with a toothache on his face: "The 'baby' is long and the 'baby' is short all the time, don't you feel nasty?"

Du Xu was too lazy to argue with him, and turned to Yu Yu unconvinced: "Honey, tell them, am I your little sweetheart?"

Yu Yu turned her head to look at him, and raised the corner of her mouth: "I prefer you to be my reducing agent."

"Is the way you Xueba express his love so strange?" Du Xu was at a loss.

"Marshal Du, I dare to ask you, where does this confidence come from?" Li Nan glanced at him speechlessly, "Even if you don't understand, you still firmly believe that this is a confession?"

Du Xu raised his head proudly: "Must! You single dogs won't understand!"

Gao Qibin sarcastically said: "Don't you understand the confidence that you have to agree with hardcore if you don't understand?"

But it doesn't matter if Marshal Du doesn't understand, another top ten student in the grade volunteered to translate for him.

Zhuang He put down the final draft of the review, and said in a deep tone: "I don't mind sending you as many electrons as long as I can be with you stably."

Before Du Xu could get excited, Zhuang He added: "Chemistry is a compulsory course in high school and you must do the questions."

"My boyfriend's way of confessing his love is so cute..." Du Xu praised his boyfriend's intelligence while swallowing blood, and suddenly realized in the middle of the compliment: "Wait, 'zi'? Electrons, ions, molecules, and...sperm?"

Is this implying something? !

Du Xu looked at Yu Yu with bright eyes.

The whole bedroom fell silent.

Yu Yu glanced at her laptop, and roughly estimated its hardness, weight, and the lethality it could cause after adding the initial velocity buff.

Anyway, it's not a lot of money, and it's not afraid of damage if you drop it... It's a pity that the event that is about to hit the boss point is cut off now.

The author has something to say: Du Xu: Baby, your thoughts are a little impure!

Yu Yu: Those who have liked Huang Man are not qualified to criticize me.

Du Xu: I was studying. Now that the new era is open, we should also let go of our desires...

Yu Yu: It's not good to say these things before.

Du Xu: You can say whatever you want after you become a queen, right?

Yu Yu: ...No, shut up.

(Sexy fish guide online considerately dubbed the heart of Yu Shen, who suffered from intermittent rubbing tiredness syndrome: Yes, I will say what you say later.)

Push my follow-up article "Girls don't have the desire to survive", a big cookie in the skin of e-sports~

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After Captain G Zhou Zheng won the world championship, he capsized in the gutter of the exhibition match and was shot in the head by Shen Yao, who was more capable than him.

Two days later, player Shen Yao transferred to EG and was parachuted into the first team.

Zhou fans attacked: Which biscuit are you?Why do you ask our husband to drop a check for you?

Zhou Zheng: Quiet!This is the mother that my father spent 500 million to buy for you!

Shen Yao: ... Manager, terminate the contract, I would rather be a network administrator.

The team base was flying like dogs and dogs, and the melon-eaters bet one after another, betting when the Zhou team would rest Shen Yao.

However, what they waited for was the EG official blog that let themselves go day by day.

EG Chicken Branch: Today, there is also beautiful socialist love for food.

A year later, EG's three consecutive championships, the gangsters were unwilling, and they made rumors of discord within the team.

Reporter: May I ask what impact the joining of player Shen Yao has on you?

Teammate: From watching one person show off to watching two people show off while eating dog food.

Ridiculous level ten has no desire to survive, the old Gou is better than the great god Gong X, Gou Shigang has a mouthful, upright body, a vicious tongue, and a rookie accepts

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[Thank you Miyamori A?i?? and Ms. Ming Ruoxi for the mines, thank you Ms. Nanmoyuanzhi for the nutrient solution, mua (づ￣3￣)づ╭?～】