The vest is still solid today

"Don't come here."

"Then don't hide!"

The more Yu Yu hid to the side, the tighter Du Xu chased her. In the end, the two of them turned into an ambiguous posture of one leaning against the window and the other hugging the one next to the window in a textbook-like wall.

Those who didn't know the cause and effect thought it was the prodigal son who didn't pay attention and ran out to bully men and women.

Du Xu freed up one hand, tore open the package of shredded squid, grabbed one through the paper towel and handed it to Yu Yu's mouth: "Taste one, just one! This is a famous product of the No. [-] Middle School snack shop! As long as you have one, you will be happy." Love it!"

"I will not eat……"

Du Xu took advantage of the opening of Yu Yu's mouth and stuffed the shredded squid in.

The freshly grilled shredded squid is a well-known specialty of the canteen in the East Campus of No. [-] Middle School in S City. It is affectionately called "Sizhong Brand Shredded Squid".Yu Yu only tasted it once when he was freshman in high school, and since he went to the canteen for a month and was told that the portion was sold out that day, he swore he would never touch this thing for the second time in his life.

However today...

Really fragrant.

He swallowed the first one, and unknowingly ate the second one that Du Xu fed.Du Xu can be regarded as a typical representative of the bridge of the nose on his face, and he unilaterally regards this as a signal of intimacy.

When a person is in a good mood, it is easy for misfortune to come out of his mouth.

"It's not that I'm bragging. I think that for the famous products of the No. [-] Middle School, I stayed in the snack shop every day when I was in the first year of high school. The first time the door opened, I rushed in and waited for the auntie to bake it and make a round. Because of this, I was late for a month in a row. If it weren't for the school The captain of the team is helping to cover, and I think I'm going to the director's office for tea!"

Yu Yu didn't care if Du Xu was late or not, he grasped the key words keenly——

"One month?"

Du Xu raised his chin triumphantly: "That's right! Birds are not the only ones that can die for food!"

As a foodie, you are still very proud, huh?Yu Yu thought, he probably knew the reason why he couldn't buy a pack of squid shreds in that month.

In line with the principle of not wasting delicious food, Yu Yu didn't spit out the half-chewed shredded squid, but he refused to take the third one no matter what.He said to Du Xu indifferently: "Take it away, I'll be annoyed when I see this thing."

Du Xu was a little dazed.

Didn't you like the look just now?

How could this person turn his face faster than he could turn a book?

Du Xu sighed, touched the piece of paper on the table full of words, as if it was the last single seedling in his family, "Your father doesn't want you and your squid brother, you can only live with me from now on. "

"Give it back to me." Yu Yu couldn't bear it any longer, and reached out to grab the paper.

Du Xu quickly withdrew his hands to protect the paper in his arms, "No, there is no reason to take back the things you give away? I will fold them up and put them in the amulet when I get home! From now on, I will be the master of the body protection in the examination room." baby!"

Yu Yu stared at the paper and gritted her teeth, intending to grab it, but as soon as he moved, Du Xu's eyes were fixed on his hand, and the defense was as tight as Buffon in front of the goal.

Protect it! Protect it!Be careful that I protect you from failing every time!

It's strange to say that he always slept soundly during the catch-up sleep time in the morning, but this time he woke up by himself, and he was stuck right before the English class.It was as if an alarm clock had been built into his brain, specifically to remind him when to wake up and make a list of words for his idiot deskmate that he could memorize even with his IQ.

If he is not a staunch materialist, he really has to doubt whether his tablemate with strong limbs and simple mind is a magician who hides his true identity and wanders in the Muggle world.

... No, even if he wasn't a staunch materialist, it wouldn't be possible.

With Du Xu's mind of copying words and copying other people's names, he might not be able to graduate after entering Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. He was thrown into the cauldron by Professor Snape to cook with the tentacled slugs. It's become a potion.

Hao Jia erected the book to cover her face, glanced at Yu Yu and then at Du Xu, and turned her neck into a rattle.After being verified by Ms. Hao's piercing eyes, she raised her hand and gestured to the students who were waiting to receive the first-line information.

"I said, no one can take care of these two dead gays... Oh no, at present, only Marshal Du is gay." Li Nan buried his face on the table in pain when he saw that the information had been finally verified, not wanting to look directly at him. The pair of very indecent tablemates said, "I don't care who is bent and who is straight this time, I am full of dog food now, and I can't eat lunch anymore!"

The girl at the same table as Li Nan said coldly: "It's class time now, even if the teacher doesn't come, don't you guys preview first?" Her voice was a little high, and it overwhelmed the undercurrent of the class for a while.

Li Nan turned to look at her, a little embarrassed: "Zheng Miao... don't need to do this, right? It's not too noisy."

"During class time, please read the books quietly." Zheng Miao repeated, she gave Li Nan a look, and said meaningfully: "I especially hope that some students, as class leaders, can set some examples."

The girl Zheng Miao was made out of the template of "other people's child" - she is beautiful, has excellent grades, has strong mobility, and is very fluent in doing things and speaking, but she is not very reasonable. On the contrary, this person is simply made of mud, and her best friend Tian Jinxin's personality is completely opposite, which makes people wonder how they came together.

We were not very familiar with each other when we were first divided into classes. After a few days, her unfriendly personality gradually emerged, which made some students regret why they didn't object to her being the deputy monitor. Some even said behind her back that she was a "The stones in the latrine - smelly and hard".This word was conveyed to Zheng Miao's ears by someone who didn't know. She didn't say anything, but the classmate who cursed behind her back was worried for several days.

It has almost become a tradition in No. [-] Middle School that the principal class monitor is outside the school and the deputy monitor is in charge of the house.Someone once joked that this squad leader system is tailor-made for couples, and it is the best breeding ground for cultivating the relationship between men and women and gay friendship.

But Li Nan really didn't get along well with this vice monitor. Even if he had been at the same table for nearly half a month, he couldn't figure out why a beautiful girl in her prime made herself so unpopular.

The belated physics teacher saved the awkward atmosphere and the masses who were forced to endure the attack of dog food.

The electric field and magnetic field in high school science physics are not easier to learn than Li Wei's Tianshu mathematics. No matter whether others can understand it, Du Xu can listen to it anyway. Looking at him at the same table, the teacher is still talking about the relationship between potential difference and electric field strength , I'm almost halfway through the chapter on constant current, and I even painted an anime villain in the blank space.

Sure enough, people are dead compared to others, and goods are thrown away when compared with goods.

He thought sadly, from now on the lowest score in the class will be guarded by me, a professional wolf-fighter.

To Du Xu, a physics class is like rolling on the [-]th floor of hell before climbing up. He looked at the messy notes in his textbook, his eyes were dull, as if he had lost his direction in life, and he was about to soar up in place. , Ascension to immortality.

As soon as the physics teacher left, Du Xu threw away the textbook, jumped onto the podium and shouted:

"Brothers, look at this beautiful campus, this brand-new teaching building, this plastic playground exuding an attractive atmosphere, and the elevator that provides great convenience for latecomers! Cherish the present, students! Next year we will Sent to a barbaric land where not a single blade of grass grows, to eat the wind and drink the dew, to live a miserable life of getting up earlier than the chicken and sleeping later than the dog!"

After the No. [-] Middle School moved from Xicheng District to Dongcheng District, instead of demolishing the remote old campus, it converted the redundant teaching building into a dormitory, creating a base camp for high school seniors who are sprinting for the college entrance examination where they can concentrate on their studies.

It's just that this decision doesn't seem to be well received by the students, and they all jokingly call the old campus a "Grade [-] Concentration Camp".

After all, there is a row of snack bars, a few steps away, and a large shopping mall, and the six-story teaching building has its own elevator—although in theory, students are not allowed to use it, and even the playground is twice as large as other schools. After staying for two years, suddenly changing from extravagance to frugality, I will always feel uncomfortable.

Feng Zhuolin was very cooperative with his elder brother's performance, holding his chest and forced a constipated expression: "Ah, Mr. Hugo, did you see that? Your miserable world is immortal!"

"How miserable can it be?" Du Xu sighed, "Isn't it miserable enough now?"

Yu Yu glanced at them, then lowered his head and continued to read his book. Rows of black Song typefaces passed before his eyes, but none of them entered his mind.He felt that there was a layer of glass around him that separated him from the noisy classroom, and the more he tried to blend into the other side, the stronger the glass became.

He was trapped in a narrow world by himself, and no one else could get in, nor could he get out.

"Hey, at the same table!" Someone patted his desk, "It's only half a month since school started, don't be too busy studying, let's have fun together!"

"Crack" - the glass cracked a crack.

His tablemate smiled at him with squinted eyes, the boy's wheat-colored skin contrasted sharply with his white teeth.

go together?

But the long-formed instinct allowed him to mend the gap in the glass before the ghost obsessively agreed.

"No."

Du Xu felt a little regretful, when he was dragged by Feng Zhuolin to the crowd, he kept looking back at him, hoping that his deskmate would suddenly change his mind.

Yu Yu buried her face in the book, turning a blind eye to his expectant gaze.

"Brother Du, you said that you studied so hard, why didn't you think about choosing science at the beginning?" Zhuang He picked up Du Xu's textbook that fell on the floor, looked at the ghost-like writing on the page, and felt extremely sympathetic to the textbook that fell to the ground. The physics book in his hand, "I heard that all the other sports students in our school are in the liberal arts class, and you are the only one who dares to step into the science classroom."

warrior?Warriors have a fart?

As a warrior, he can only be rubbed on the slippery ground by the great devil of mathematics, physics and chemistry.

Du Xu snorted twice, and sat down on the table: "Liberal arts class, then it's like a country of daughters! If someone as handsome as your elder brother enters, why don't those girls have no intention of studying and be jealous all day long for me? "

Li Nan made a vomiting motion.

Yu Yu packed up her books and was about to go to have lunch. When she passed by Du Xu, she patted Du Xu on the shoulder, "I have a word for you."

Ouch, after this class, he is finally willing to talk to me!He also took the initiative to have physical contact with me!Du Xu regained his energy, and the lethargy from the physical blow was instantly wiped away, "What advice does God Yu have for you?"

Yu Yu said earnestly: "He who knows others is wise, and he who knows himself is wise."

After finishing speaking, he drifted away under the unclear gaze of his deskmate.

Under the leadership of Feng Zhuolin, several students slapped their hands, but they were careful not to make a sound.

They admired Yu Xueshen straight to the point. Although their applause was silent, their ears had already heard the deafening applause from the depths of their hearts.

As expected of a god of learning, what he said is too good - people, the most important thing is to have self-knowledge.

Apparently Marshal Du was born worthless. These four words were not in his dictionary. Even if he had them, he would have been thrown into some dark corner. one day.

Although the second year of high school is divided into arts and sciences, students in the science class still have to study history and land politics for the next semester's academic level test, just like the students in the arts class cannot get rid of the evil physics and chemistry students.

Especially the four compulsory books of politics, there is basically no need to focus on it.

"Every bold paragraph may appear on the test paper." Teacher Zhang, who teaches politics, said, "What you have to do is to memorize it! Work hard to memorize it! Don't science students need to study politics? Science students can forget about China. Does the nation have a long history and profound traditional culture? Don’t science students need to understand the diversity and richness of world culture? Let me tell you clearly—no, yes, yes!”

He asked his class representative to distribute the lesson plans for the next class, then picked up the books and lesson plans by himself, and walked briskly away from Class [-] and [-] of the high school, which was shrouded in dark clouds, amidst the cheerful bell.

"Heaven! Earth! Education Bureau! Why don't you open your eyes?! Why don't you cancel the academic proficiency test?!" Feng Zhuolin wanted to burn the political textbooks for the thousand and one time.

Gao Qibin was separated by three rows, and hit him on the head with a ball of straw paper: "Shut up, cultural life is already good, I suggest you preview the life and philosophy of the next book in advance and come back to howl."

Zhuang He murmured: "What's wrong with life and philosophy? Are you unhappy?"

Li Nan was forced to abandon his reason by the pages full of knowledge points. He waved the textbook and shouted loudly: "Let's immerse ourselves in the great Magus-Leninism and Mao//Zedong//thought, wouldn't it be good?"

Hao Jia's eyes had lost their brightness: "Who is Magus? The child of Marx and Engels?"

Tian Jinxin's brain slowed down a bit: "Then what about Yanni?"

Hao Jia turned her head to look at her eyes that didn't know why, and said quietly, "Of course it's the heroine of the love triangle of the century."

In the last class in the afternoon, after being occupied by the English teacher and the Chinese teacher for several days, the students in class nine finally ushered in the dawn of the free activity class.The soul that was ruthlessly tortured by the political teacher seemed to have found a shelter from the wind, and rushed to the playground like a suckling swallow thrown into the forest.

Yu Yu sat on his seat as usual, letting his deskmate babble, and I remained motionless.

"At the same table, you can't do this." Du Xu tried to make the last effort, knocking on Yu Yu's desktop with a serious expression, "Baby, youth is only once in a lifetime, we can't be lifeless every day! Be happy! Be bold Let's go!"

There are still a few students in the class who didn't leave. I don't know who cooperated with Du Xu so much. They played the song "Itch" on their mobile phone, and the beautiful female voice sang the line "Come on, be happy".

Fuck your sister!The corners of Yu Yu's eyes twitched, she really didn't want to deal with this psychopath.He glanced at the difficult problems specially recommended by the teacher in the physics exercise book, and he listed a few lines of formulas before he finished singing the two lyrics.

Du Xu poked his head over and peeped openly, "It's amazing, I am a fish, I have nine years of study, and I am not as good as you in terms of beauty!"

Yu Yu glanced at him, "Speak human."

Du Xu followed good example: "It's also nine-year compulsory education, why are you so good?"

Without raising her head, Yu Yu replied in her heart: Because I went to preschool.

The author has something to say: Du Xu: If I was boiled into a potion by Snape, it must be the love potion for my deskmate. It shone like pearls and had spiraling steam.

Yu Yu: Then what I smell will probably be shredded squid.