The vest is still solid today
Chapter 86
Until the last second, neither the No. [-] Middle School nor the No. [-] Middle School of W City could score a second goal. According to league regulations, there will be no overtime for a tie, but a penalty shootout to decide the winner.
"Am I dreaming?" the winger asked blankly. "In nine 10-minute games, each team scored one goal? Are you kidding me?"
"I'm not kidding. There have been confrontations between ducks and eggs in international competitions. What's the point of a one-on-one match?" Coach Cui pointed at him, "Come here and get ready."
Wen Chengwu shook the back of his sweat-stained hand in front of his eyes: "Brother, wake up, Mr. starting winger - ready to take a penalty kick."
The winger covered his face in pain: "Isn't my low shooting percentage known to the whole school?"
"Just let you go, where is there so much nonsense?" After Cui Yang evaluated everyone's strength, he sent Wen Chengwu, Du Xu, Gao Qibin and a high school forward, and "the sixth lowest shooting percentage among all starters" winger.
The referee held up a coin and signaled the penalty shooters of the two teams to stand up.
Penalty shootouts usually use coin guessing to determine which side will take the first penalty. After the game starts, the two teams take turns to take penalty kicks. The side with the most goals after five rounds wins.Compared with regular penalty kicks, penalty kicks are not allowed to make up shots, that is, the legendary "only one chance", if you can't catch it, you are ready to accept the stormy baptism from the coach.
The ten members of the two teams swallowed their saliva at the same time, agreeing that this is not a match that determines the outcome, but a Shura field that determines life and death.
In the first round, a player from No. 1 middle school hit the bottom right with his left foot, and Wen Chengwu shot with his right foot to the top of the middle, 1:[-].
In the second round, the four center wingers volleyed with their right feet and hit the lower edge of the crossbar and hit outside the goal line, and the three center forwards pushed their right feet into the lower right corner, 2:1.
The starting winger was a sophomore in high school. When he saw his mistake, he panicked. Gao Qibin patted him on the shoulder and told him to go back, "It's okay, it's a draw—don't cry big man, be careful and beat you up."
In the third round, a player from No. 3 Middle School pushed his right foot into the left side of the gate, and Gao Qibin volleyed into the net with his right foot, 2:[-].
In the fourth round, the four midfielders tricked the goalkeeper of the third center and pushed their left foot into the lower left corner, and the third center forward volleyed into the upper left corner with their right foot, 4:3.
Du Xu was the finale. He glanced at the scoreboard. If the goal is uneven, he will lose.
He tilted his head to look at Yu Yu, and Yu Yu looked at him without blinking. While everyone's attention was on Du Xu, he stretched out his right thumb and index finger to show Du Xu a heartfelt gesture.
Du Xu smiled at him quickly, turned his head to stare at the football under his feet, and took a deep breath.
In the fifth round, No. 7 player Du Xu from the No. 4 Middle School hit the right side of the goal with his left foot. The player from the No. 4 Middle School used too much force, and the poor crossbar was hit by the ball again, [-]:[-].
At the end of five rounds of free throws, the two teams still hadn't decided the winner, and the referee signaled that the two sides would continue to punish each other.
Cui Yang intends to let Du Xu play. Only when all eleven players of one team have made free throws in turn, can the players who have already made free throws be arranged to take turns taking free throws again.
Until the No. 11 round of "sudden death system", Gao Qibin was a little impatient: "Do you want me to scare them? Maybe I kicked the wrong way?"
"Don't." Wen Chengwu stopped him, "The referee will call you a foul."
In the No.12 round, Wen Chengwu recommended Du Xu to play.
W City No. [-] High School player made a mistake, Du Xu swung away the goalkeeper of the No. [-] High School with two fake moves in a row, and volleyed——
hit.
So far, the champion of the high school men's team of the National Youth Football League has been born. The members of the No. [-] middle school team collectively heaved a sigh of relief, and the faces of the players from the No. [-] middle school on the opposite side showed annoyed expressions.
It rained a little at the awards ceremony, but it couldn't dampen the enthusiasm of a group of young players. The two people at the end of the team tacitly left the world's treasure at the same table in the fourth middle school. Du Xu looked at Yu Yu's side face , With an idea, he took off his gold medal and hung it around Yu Yu's neck: "The champion is mine, and I am yours."
Yu Yu looked at him speechlessly.
I really don't know which third-rate domineering president's novel this crazy person learned such nasty words from.
And he's learned enough rote--zero bad reviews, nothing to say.
Yang Fan, who had been eavesdropping all the time, turned his head, looked at Du Xu contemptuously, and summed it up brilliantly: "Forcing embarrassment is the most deadly."
Hao Jia gave her a thumbs up.
Senior sister, you are simply my goddess!Everything the goddess says is right!If you make a mistake, refer to the previous one!
Because he had to fill in his volunteers, Coach Cui followed the school's advice and did not give the school team a night's rest. Instead, he chose to take the nearest bullet train and expected to return to City S in the early morning.
The competition that lasted for seven days was really tiring. Many freshman students fell asleep as soon as they boarded the car. Only a few senior high school students recovered from their enthusiasm and thought of the imminent flames.
"The results of the college entrance examination were released last Saturday." A senior member of the senior high school said, "I didn't dare to watch the competition for the past few days, and I didn't even answer the phone calls from my parents... If I don't do well in the exam, I will go home Got to be shaved."
"You are not alone." This is obviously a good buddy who has the same illness as him. This buddy looked enviously at Wen Chengwu and Mr. the starting goalkeeper.
Wen Chengwu laughed: "I'm lucky, and I still have extra points for going abroad - even though I lost."
The goalkeeper also laughed: "I'm just taking advantage of my position—now there is a shortage of goalkeepers in colleges and universities."
"Anyway, just submit the application form before [-] o'clock tomorrow night. Admission is based on grades, not who submits earlier." Yang Fan shrugged indifferently. Her grades have always been good, and it is more than enough for her to attend a school.
"I really envy you guys..." Du Xu threw away his phone, and lay weakly on the small light gray plastic table, "The final exam on July [-]th—damn, why did you choose to let me know now?"
"Director Wu's idea." Yu Yu closed the class group of Class Nine, and did not forget to set the group message to "receive messages but not remind".
Half an hour after the game ended, the group was frantically swiped by the schedule of the final exam. The person who swiped the screen chose to remain anonymous. Gao Qibin gritted his teeth and couldn't find the right person even if he wanted to beat someone up.
"This is your last summer vacation in high school." Cui Yang patted Du Xu's shoulder across the aisle, "Treasure it."
Du Xu was at a loss: "Isn't there still a third year in high school?"
"We had already graduated at that time." Gao Qibin gave him a blank look, blocked the group messages directly, stuffed his mobile phone into his bag viciously, took out his notebook and started working as his part-time translator.
Every year, the World Cup has to be complained by student dog fans. Why must it be arranged in the World Cup?
Du Xu once heard of a very effective review method——
He said that he has reviewed all the content, and welcomes everyone to discuss issues with him on WeChat. In order not to be punctured in Haikou, he will quickly learn this part of the content and reply to the other party in time to achieve the review effect.
However, not all theory is suitable for practice, such as when learning face to face.
With great difficulty, he tricked Yu Yu into taking a shower first, and while holding his nose, he initiated a call and chat in the group to ask for help—of course, it was a small group of their "coming out discussion group".
"You haven't finished memorizing "Li Sao" yet?" Li Nan was surprised that Marshal Du had the courage to let himself go when the exam was less than four days away.
"I didn't memorize anything—but I told Yu Yu that I had memorized it all!" Du Xu lowered his voice and said angrily, "Isn't this just to create a glorious image of me in front of my boyfriend?"
Gao Qibin on the other end of the call sneered and said bluntly: "Image? Do you still have that kind of thing?"
"What image?"
Yu Yu appeared behind Du Xu like a ghost, Du Xu subconsciously buttoned his phone, put his arms around Yu Yu's neck before he could ask, and dragged him to the bed under him.
The lips of the two collided heavily, Yu Yu let out a muffled snort, the phone chatting on the phone that was thrown aside was still on, his voice was transmitted to the ears of more than thirty people through the microphone, and Hao Jia on the other end of the network cable instantly Exploded into a bright firework.
"Marshal Du, tell the truth! What are you and God Yu doing?!" Hao Jia's voice shone like her eyes, "Be lenient when you confess, and strict when you resist!"
"No reason, really!" Du Xu lied and didn't type drafts, "I can use my hands and feet to type with a corpse hanging to show my innocence!"
"Go away! Do you still have a fucking innocence?!" This was a question from his good buddy, Uncle Gao.
"Don't pretend to be innocent, how can you be worthy of my pure little baby?"
Yu Yu, who was on the sidelines, was disgusted by him, not to mention the classmates on the other end of the network cable - how many people want to crawl over the network cable to beat this bitch, two hands and two feet are not enough to count.
Du Xu adhered to the principle of running away after the waves, and turned off mobile data and WiFi: "Unplug the network cable, and fuck the grievances! Baby, let's continue to discuss the great harmony of life!"
Yu Yu pointed to the sapphire blue quartz watch hanging on the wall: "Before Harmony, I would like to remind you that it is already ten o'clock in the evening."
Watching the ball game or sleeping with your boyfriend?
This is a sub-question.
Du Xu decisively chose the latter: "Just watch the replay of the World Cup during lunch break tomorrow."
Before turning off the lights, Yu Yu put the book between Du Xu's head and the pillow, and explained calmly to Du Xu's puzzled eyes: "Knowledge will permeate from the book with higher concentration to the head with lower concentration, and it can reach night time." The effect of the review is said to be very efficient, try it."
At this time, the dead horse can only be treated as a living horse doctor.
Du Xu touched his low concentration head, a little aggrieved.
The time of less than four days hastily slipped through the fingers, no matter what kind of grandma you get in the final exam, there is always summer vacation to talk about as comfort.
The students were a little bit reluctant to think that they would not see this director Xiaoqiang who was wearing a cockroach beard and catching puppy love everywhere and posting the countdown to the exam on the bulletin board for the next two semesters.
"Don't be reluctant." Feng Zhuolin put away the ordered papers dejectedly, and announced the latest information, "There is a dean who is scarier and more devilish than him in the senior three campus waiting for us—the advanced version of the devil is not only here Countdowns are posted on bulletin boards, and even the dormitories are covered with posters."
Du Xu thought for a while, Wen Chengwu seemed to have mentioned Yiba in the third year of high school, "The man who can't even mention his name?"
Feng Zhuolin affirmed: "Yes, it's the man who can't even mention his name."
Zhuang He and Li Nan patted him on the shoulder and comforted him: "Tomorrow is the summer vacation, brother, I want to open some time."
"I'm leaving tomorrow morning." Xiong Wan stood behind Du Xu at some point, which startled him a lot. His terrified expression seemed to make Xiong Wan very happy. send me?"
Before Du Xu could reply, he disappeared. Du Xu turned his head to ask Yu Yu if he would go, but seeing Yu Yu's eyes were red, Du Xu was shocked by the second double price today.
Yu Yu reached out and grabbed Du Xu's collar, and raised her voice: "You like her so much, why don't you go after her?"
Du Xu was also impatient: "I only treat her as a friend!"
"You take her as a friend, what do you take me for?!" Yu Yu's hands trembled a little.
"Is my wife okay?!"
There was silence in Class Nine. Du Xu ignored the other people who couldn't see their faces clearly, and stared at Yu Yu.
Yu Yu let go of Du Xu's collar, glanced at the audience next to him, "Come on, I'll treat everyone to a beer."
Feng Zhuolin was very clever: "Hey, thank you sister-in-law."
What the hell—!
Du Xu woke up with a fright. He touched his cell phone and called Yu Yu. He was completely relieved by the eerie sentence "It's 05:30 in the morning. Are you sick?"
Fortunately, this world is normal, and he has not traveled to a parallel world where his personality is reversed.
He rolled over and got out of bed, ready to get dressed and take a shower.
When Mother Du heard footsteps outside, she poked her head out of the kitchen and asked, "It's so early today? Are you going to the airport to see Wanwan off too?"
"What airport?" Du Xu looked at her blankly.
Du's mother hates iron for being weak: "Wanwan went to the United States today, but they didn't mention it, and you didn't know to take the initiative to give it away!"
Du Xu interrupted her: "What is it? Didn't she mention it?"
"What else can you hold in your mind other than braised pork?" Mother Du turned the fried egg and ham in the pot to the other side, "She is a good girl, you are so unfeeling, she still has the nerve to mention it?"
It turned out to be a dream... Du Xu breathed a sigh of relief, that's right, Xiong Wan is not the type to pester him endlessly even though she knows he has a crush.
However, Du's mother didn't intend to let go of his ears: "Her mother and I said back then that we would make a baby marriage for you, it's better for you..."
Du Xu replied angrily: "Can you please stop talking about baby-marriage? Just after you reject him, you give him hope again. Do you want your son to become the biggest scumbag in the 21st century?"
Du's mother was even more angry than him: "You don't even like such a good girl, so prepare to be single for the rest of your life!"
Du Xu sat down at the dining table angrily and waited to be fed, thinking, your son is no longer single!
He poked the toast on the plate with his chopsticks, and asked hesitantly, "Mom, what do you... think about homosexuality?"
"What do you think?"
"If your son is gay, you..."
"Homosexuality? Find me a little boy who can take a fancy to you first, and then come and discuss this with me." Mother Du tapped his plate with a spatula, "Hurry up and eat, aren't you going to start training today?"
The seniors who started high school in September will go to their new school to report. Coach Cui arranged a one-month summer training camp before the start of school as usual, and the seniors who have graduated will pass on their experience to the juniors.
"Mom, to be honest." Du Xu became serious, "Supposing it was possible that your son was bent into a ball, the kind that Audrey Heben couldn't straighten, would you throw me down from the fourth floor? ?”
"Yes!" Mother Du gave him a hard look, "Where's my grandson?!"
Du Xu never expected that what she cared about was actually this: "...I will become a football star and earn a lot of money in the future. Let me know about American surrogacy?"
"Then I want twins!" Mother Du answered the words very smoothly, and didn't take it to heart as soon as she heard it.
"Mom, think carefully about what kind of boyfriend you can accept for your son—you should treat it as a game of choosing a target, and your son is the protagonist who needs to choose a target." Du Xu was helpless.
Du's mother frowned, and actually thought about it seriously, "If you have to say...Xiao Yu is pretty good." She poured the fried egg on Du Xu's plate, "But you have to be liked by others." ——Stop talking, hurry up and eat!"
Du Xu was overjoyed, feeling that today's breakfast was so delicious that even an emperor would not change it for him.
This is really a mother!
The author has something to say: Du Xu: My mother finally kissed me once!
[Thank you, Miss Mingruoxi, for your mine, mua (づ ̄3 ̄)づ╭?~】
"Am I dreaming?" the winger asked blankly. "In nine 10-minute games, each team scored one goal? Are you kidding me?"
"I'm not kidding. There have been confrontations between ducks and eggs in international competitions. What's the point of a one-on-one match?" Coach Cui pointed at him, "Come here and get ready."
Wen Chengwu shook the back of his sweat-stained hand in front of his eyes: "Brother, wake up, Mr. starting winger - ready to take a penalty kick."
The winger covered his face in pain: "Isn't my low shooting percentage known to the whole school?"
"Just let you go, where is there so much nonsense?" After Cui Yang evaluated everyone's strength, he sent Wen Chengwu, Du Xu, Gao Qibin and a high school forward, and "the sixth lowest shooting percentage among all starters" winger.
The referee held up a coin and signaled the penalty shooters of the two teams to stand up.
Penalty shootouts usually use coin guessing to determine which side will take the first penalty. After the game starts, the two teams take turns to take penalty kicks. The side with the most goals after five rounds wins.Compared with regular penalty kicks, penalty kicks are not allowed to make up shots, that is, the legendary "only one chance", if you can't catch it, you are ready to accept the stormy baptism from the coach.
The ten members of the two teams swallowed their saliva at the same time, agreeing that this is not a match that determines the outcome, but a Shura field that determines life and death.
In the first round, a player from No. 1 middle school hit the bottom right with his left foot, and Wen Chengwu shot with his right foot to the top of the middle, 1:[-].
In the second round, the four center wingers volleyed with their right feet and hit the lower edge of the crossbar and hit outside the goal line, and the three center forwards pushed their right feet into the lower right corner, 2:1.
The starting winger was a sophomore in high school. When he saw his mistake, he panicked. Gao Qibin patted him on the shoulder and told him to go back, "It's okay, it's a draw—don't cry big man, be careful and beat you up."
In the third round, a player from No. 3 Middle School pushed his right foot into the left side of the gate, and Gao Qibin volleyed into the net with his right foot, 2:[-].
In the fourth round, the four midfielders tricked the goalkeeper of the third center and pushed their left foot into the lower left corner, and the third center forward volleyed into the upper left corner with their right foot, 4:3.
Du Xu was the finale. He glanced at the scoreboard. If the goal is uneven, he will lose.
He tilted his head to look at Yu Yu, and Yu Yu looked at him without blinking. While everyone's attention was on Du Xu, he stretched out his right thumb and index finger to show Du Xu a heartfelt gesture.
Du Xu smiled at him quickly, turned his head to stare at the football under his feet, and took a deep breath.
In the fifth round, No. 7 player Du Xu from the No. 4 Middle School hit the right side of the goal with his left foot. The player from the No. 4 Middle School used too much force, and the poor crossbar was hit by the ball again, [-]:[-].
At the end of five rounds of free throws, the two teams still hadn't decided the winner, and the referee signaled that the two sides would continue to punish each other.
Cui Yang intends to let Du Xu play. Only when all eleven players of one team have made free throws in turn, can the players who have already made free throws be arranged to take turns taking free throws again.
Until the No. 11 round of "sudden death system", Gao Qibin was a little impatient: "Do you want me to scare them? Maybe I kicked the wrong way?"
"Don't." Wen Chengwu stopped him, "The referee will call you a foul."
In the No.12 round, Wen Chengwu recommended Du Xu to play.
W City No. [-] High School player made a mistake, Du Xu swung away the goalkeeper of the No. [-] High School with two fake moves in a row, and volleyed——
hit.
So far, the champion of the high school men's team of the National Youth Football League has been born. The members of the No. [-] middle school team collectively heaved a sigh of relief, and the faces of the players from the No. [-] middle school on the opposite side showed annoyed expressions.
It rained a little at the awards ceremony, but it couldn't dampen the enthusiasm of a group of young players. The two people at the end of the team tacitly left the world's treasure at the same table in the fourth middle school. Du Xu looked at Yu Yu's side face , With an idea, he took off his gold medal and hung it around Yu Yu's neck: "The champion is mine, and I am yours."
Yu Yu looked at him speechlessly.
I really don't know which third-rate domineering president's novel this crazy person learned such nasty words from.
And he's learned enough rote--zero bad reviews, nothing to say.
Yang Fan, who had been eavesdropping all the time, turned his head, looked at Du Xu contemptuously, and summed it up brilliantly: "Forcing embarrassment is the most deadly."
Hao Jia gave her a thumbs up.
Senior sister, you are simply my goddess!Everything the goddess says is right!If you make a mistake, refer to the previous one!
Because he had to fill in his volunteers, Coach Cui followed the school's advice and did not give the school team a night's rest. Instead, he chose to take the nearest bullet train and expected to return to City S in the early morning.
The competition that lasted for seven days was really tiring. Many freshman students fell asleep as soon as they boarded the car. Only a few senior high school students recovered from their enthusiasm and thought of the imminent flames.
"The results of the college entrance examination were released last Saturday." A senior member of the senior high school said, "I didn't dare to watch the competition for the past few days, and I didn't even answer the phone calls from my parents... If I don't do well in the exam, I will go home Got to be shaved."
"You are not alone." This is obviously a good buddy who has the same illness as him. This buddy looked enviously at Wen Chengwu and Mr. the starting goalkeeper.
Wen Chengwu laughed: "I'm lucky, and I still have extra points for going abroad - even though I lost."
The goalkeeper also laughed: "I'm just taking advantage of my position—now there is a shortage of goalkeepers in colleges and universities."
"Anyway, just submit the application form before [-] o'clock tomorrow night. Admission is based on grades, not who submits earlier." Yang Fan shrugged indifferently. Her grades have always been good, and it is more than enough for her to attend a school.
"I really envy you guys..." Du Xu threw away his phone, and lay weakly on the small light gray plastic table, "The final exam on July [-]th—damn, why did you choose to let me know now?"
"Director Wu's idea." Yu Yu closed the class group of Class Nine, and did not forget to set the group message to "receive messages but not remind".
Half an hour after the game ended, the group was frantically swiped by the schedule of the final exam. The person who swiped the screen chose to remain anonymous. Gao Qibin gritted his teeth and couldn't find the right person even if he wanted to beat someone up.
"This is your last summer vacation in high school." Cui Yang patted Du Xu's shoulder across the aisle, "Treasure it."
Du Xu was at a loss: "Isn't there still a third year in high school?"
"We had already graduated at that time." Gao Qibin gave him a blank look, blocked the group messages directly, stuffed his mobile phone into his bag viciously, took out his notebook and started working as his part-time translator.
Every year, the World Cup has to be complained by student dog fans. Why must it be arranged in the World Cup?
Du Xu once heard of a very effective review method——
He said that he has reviewed all the content, and welcomes everyone to discuss issues with him on WeChat. In order not to be punctured in Haikou, he will quickly learn this part of the content and reply to the other party in time to achieve the review effect.
However, not all theory is suitable for practice, such as when learning face to face.
With great difficulty, he tricked Yu Yu into taking a shower first, and while holding his nose, he initiated a call and chat in the group to ask for help—of course, it was a small group of their "coming out discussion group".
"You haven't finished memorizing "Li Sao" yet?" Li Nan was surprised that Marshal Du had the courage to let himself go when the exam was less than four days away.
"I didn't memorize anything—but I told Yu Yu that I had memorized it all!" Du Xu lowered his voice and said angrily, "Isn't this just to create a glorious image of me in front of my boyfriend?"
Gao Qibin on the other end of the call sneered and said bluntly: "Image? Do you still have that kind of thing?"
"What image?"
Yu Yu appeared behind Du Xu like a ghost, Du Xu subconsciously buttoned his phone, put his arms around Yu Yu's neck before he could ask, and dragged him to the bed under him.
The lips of the two collided heavily, Yu Yu let out a muffled snort, the phone chatting on the phone that was thrown aside was still on, his voice was transmitted to the ears of more than thirty people through the microphone, and Hao Jia on the other end of the network cable instantly Exploded into a bright firework.
"Marshal Du, tell the truth! What are you and God Yu doing?!" Hao Jia's voice shone like her eyes, "Be lenient when you confess, and strict when you resist!"
"No reason, really!" Du Xu lied and didn't type drafts, "I can use my hands and feet to type with a corpse hanging to show my innocence!"
"Go away! Do you still have a fucking innocence?!" This was a question from his good buddy, Uncle Gao.
"Don't pretend to be innocent, how can you be worthy of my pure little baby?"
Yu Yu, who was on the sidelines, was disgusted by him, not to mention the classmates on the other end of the network cable - how many people want to crawl over the network cable to beat this bitch, two hands and two feet are not enough to count.
Du Xu adhered to the principle of running away after the waves, and turned off mobile data and WiFi: "Unplug the network cable, and fuck the grievances! Baby, let's continue to discuss the great harmony of life!"
Yu Yu pointed to the sapphire blue quartz watch hanging on the wall: "Before Harmony, I would like to remind you that it is already ten o'clock in the evening."
Watching the ball game or sleeping with your boyfriend?
This is a sub-question.
Du Xu decisively chose the latter: "Just watch the replay of the World Cup during lunch break tomorrow."
Before turning off the lights, Yu Yu put the book between Du Xu's head and the pillow, and explained calmly to Du Xu's puzzled eyes: "Knowledge will permeate from the book with higher concentration to the head with lower concentration, and it can reach night time." The effect of the review is said to be very efficient, try it."
At this time, the dead horse can only be treated as a living horse doctor.
Du Xu touched his low concentration head, a little aggrieved.
The time of less than four days hastily slipped through the fingers, no matter what kind of grandma you get in the final exam, there is always summer vacation to talk about as comfort.
The students were a little bit reluctant to think that they would not see this director Xiaoqiang who was wearing a cockroach beard and catching puppy love everywhere and posting the countdown to the exam on the bulletin board for the next two semesters.
"Don't be reluctant." Feng Zhuolin put away the ordered papers dejectedly, and announced the latest information, "There is a dean who is scarier and more devilish than him in the senior three campus waiting for us—the advanced version of the devil is not only here Countdowns are posted on bulletin boards, and even the dormitories are covered with posters."
Du Xu thought for a while, Wen Chengwu seemed to have mentioned Yiba in the third year of high school, "The man who can't even mention his name?"
Feng Zhuolin affirmed: "Yes, it's the man who can't even mention his name."
Zhuang He and Li Nan patted him on the shoulder and comforted him: "Tomorrow is the summer vacation, brother, I want to open some time."
"I'm leaving tomorrow morning." Xiong Wan stood behind Du Xu at some point, which startled him a lot. His terrified expression seemed to make Xiong Wan very happy. send me?"
Before Du Xu could reply, he disappeared. Du Xu turned his head to ask Yu Yu if he would go, but seeing Yu Yu's eyes were red, Du Xu was shocked by the second double price today.
Yu Yu reached out and grabbed Du Xu's collar, and raised her voice: "You like her so much, why don't you go after her?"
Du Xu was also impatient: "I only treat her as a friend!"
"You take her as a friend, what do you take me for?!" Yu Yu's hands trembled a little.
"Is my wife okay?!"
There was silence in Class Nine. Du Xu ignored the other people who couldn't see their faces clearly, and stared at Yu Yu.
Yu Yu let go of Du Xu's collar, glanced at the audience next to him, "Come on, I'll treat everyone to a beer."
Feng Zhuolin was very clever: "Hey, thank you sister-in-law."
What the hell—!
Du Xu woke up with a fright. He touched his cell phone and called Yu Yu. He was completely relieved by the eerie sentence "It's 05:30 in the morning. Are you sick?"
Fortunately, this world is normal, and he has not traveled to a parallel world where his personality is reversed.
He rolled over and got out of bed, ready to get dressed and take a shower.
When Mother Du heard footsteps outside, she poked her head out of the kitchen and asked, "It's so early today? Are you going to the airport to see Wanwan off too?"
"What airport?" Du Xu looked at her blankly.
Du's mother hates iron for being weak: "Wanwan went to the United States today, but they didn't mention it, and you didn't know to take the initiative to give it away!"
Du Xu interrupted her: "What is it? Didn't she mention it?"
"What else can you hold in your mind other than braised pork?" Mother Du turned the fried egg and ham in the pot to the other side, "She is a good girl, you are so unfeeling, she still has the nerve to mention it?"
It turned out to be a dream... Du Xu breathed a sigh of relief, that's right, Xiong Wan is not the type to pester him endlessly even though she knows he has a crush.
However, Du's mother didn't intend to let go of his ears: "Her mother and I said back then that we would make a baby marriage for you, it's better for you..."
Du Xu replied angrily: "Can you please stop talking about baby-marriage? Just after you reject him, you give him hope again. Do you want your son to become the biggest scumbag in the 21st century?"
Du's mother was even more angry than him: "You don't even like such a good girl, so prepare to be single for the rest of your life!"
Du Xu sat down at the dining table angrily and waited to be fed, thinking, your son is no longer single!
He poked the toast on the plate with his chopsticks, and asked hesitantly, "Mom, what do you... think about homosexuality?"
"What do you think?"
"If your son is gay, you..."
"Homosexuality? Find me a little boy who can take a fancy to you first, and then come and discuss this with me." Mother Du tapped his plate with a spatula, "Hurry up and eat, aren't you going to start training today?"
The seniors who started high school in September will go to their new school to report. Coach Cui arranged a one-month summer training camp before the start of school as usual, and the seniors who have graduated will pass on their experience to the juniors.
"Mom, to be honest." Du Xu became serious, "Supposing it was possible that your son was bent into a ball, the kind that Audrey Heben couldn't straighten, would you throw me down from the fourth floor? ?”
"Yes!" Mother Du gave him a hard look, "Where's my grandson?!"
Du Xu never expected that what she cared about was actually this: "...I will become a football star and earn a lot of money in the future. Let me know about American surrogacy?"
"Then I want twins!" Mother Du answered the words very smoothly, and didn't take it to heart as soon as she heard it.
"Mom, think carefully about what kind of boyfriend you can accept for your son—you should treat it as a game of choosing a target, and your son is the protagonist who needs to choose a target." Du Xu was helpless.
Du's mother frowned, and actually thought about it seriously, "If you have to say...Xiao Yu is pretty good." She poured the fried egg on Du Xu's plate, "But you have to be liked by others." ——Stop talking, hurry up and eat!"
Du Xu was overjoyed, feeling that today's breakfast was so delicious that even an emperor would not change it for him.
This is really a mother!
The author has something to say: Du Xu: My mother finally kissed me once!
[Thank you, Miss Mingruoxi, for your mine, mua (づ ̄3 ̄)づ╭?~】
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