The vest is still solid today

Du Xu stood in Li Wei's office, next to his deskmate who was about to fall asleep, and secretly rejoiced—fortunately, he was not mistaken by a man when he copied the language, so he copied his name, otherwise he would really have to "three" Trial in court".

An English teacher who has the combat effectiveness of Miejue Shitai, a Chinese teacher who is on par with her, and the reincarnated teacher Li Wei of Tang Sanzang—my mother, this combination of three teachers outside the number of language is complete. It is simply four nuclear weapons!

——Thinking about it this way, this level is not so sad right now.

So he opened his sincere eyes wide for the tenth time, with innocence written all over his face, trying to convince the two teachers that this was really just a beautiful accident.

"Accidental fart!" The English teacher was so angry that he swears: "You are good, why did you write his name? What? You want to take his surname?!"

"Well, that's right. I feel that my deskmate is much better than unexpected. What do you think, teacher?"

The teacher doesn't want to talk.

Yu Yu wanted to find a fly swatter to slap this person to death on the spot.

Adhering to the life principle of "to be a man is to die", Du Xu actually thought seriously about the English teacher's suggestion, "Maybe I can change my name to 'Marshal Yu'? Isn't this name particularly arrogant, domineering and evil, evil? Is there a hint of tenderness and grace in the charm?"

"Don't change it." Yu Yu looked at Du Xu indifferently.He didn't want to have the same last name as someone so stupid.

Du Xu read the second half of his sentence from Yu Yu's face, rolled his eyes, and held Yu Yu's hand solemnly: "It's okay, at the same table, you can change your surname to Du, I don't mind. "

But I don't mind!Yu Yu tried to pull his hand back, but Du Xu held it too tightly. The boy's palm was half a circle bigger than his, and his body temperature was a little high. The hands that couldn't be warmed up were a little hot.

Li Wei and the English teacher were subtly silent.

They feel like they should be under the car, they shouldn't be here.

The English teacher took a deep breath: "Today, in physical education class, Du Xu came to my office to make up the exam. If you fail, you will not be able to take physical education this month."

"Don't, teacher!" Du Xu immediately let go of Yu Yu's hand, "I'm still the representative of the physical education class! If I don't go to the physical education teacher for a month to show my presence, I will fall out of favor!"

"Okay, I'll correct what I said before." Before Du Xu had time to show a grateful smile, he heard the English teacher say, "You failed the make-up exam today, so your class is going to change the physical education representative!"

Du Xu stared dumbfounded at the back of the English teacher striding away, and stood up like an Erkang.

Yu Yu sneered, and wanted to leave after leaving the word "serve it right", but was stopped by Li Wei.

Li Wei picked up his Coke ginger tea and took a sip: "Yu Yu, although your homeroom teacher in the first year of high school said that you are a bit out of gregarious, you should communicate harmoniously and friendly with your classmates. Emotional. But friendship also has to pay attention to scale, ah no, pay attention to propriety, such as copying papers to the same table, it is very bad..."

The head teacher of class [-] is good at everything, but he just started to chatter, and he didn't have a good mouth. After a while, he went from "copying his homework is not really good for him" to "I personally don't object to puppy love, but the teacher hopes that students We can help each other learn from each other's strengths and make up for our weaknesses", its logic is even worse than when he used a bunch of unconstrained formulas to deduce an almost impossible answer in class.

Ten minutes later, Yu Yu and Du Xu left the office blankly—the former was yelled at by "Li Sanzang", and the latter was hit by words in the supplementary physical education exam.

"How could she do this?!" Du Xu howled before his butt touched the chair, as if someone told him that his pet dog that he had raised for more than ten years had been skinned and eaten.

As early as when there was still a corridor away from Class [-] classrooms, Du Sports Committee couldn't control his grief, and dragged Yu Yu to sue the English teacher for "numerous crimes", which indirectly caused several classes on this floor to basically know up.Li Nan, the class monitor whose ears are better than eyes, also came over, "Marshal Du, it's okay, even if you are no longer the representative of the physical education class, you are still the brightest star of the school football team."

Zhuang He, the school committee member, sang with him: "That's right, Brother Du, don't be discouraged! The glory of No. [-] Middle School still needs you to defend!"

"What is the representative of the physical education class? Do I care about this kind of empty-handed person?" Du Xu waved his hand, "The physical education class carries our youth! Our dreams! How can we be tainted by evil English words indistinctly?" Woolen cloth?!"

Feng Zhuolin was just about to cheer his elder brother's stinky feet when he saw Du Xu turning his head and laying on the table, pulling his tablemate's sleeve pitifully, trying to wake up the sleeping lion: "Look at my tablemate, I am so miserable!" , the class representative will be dismissed within a few days, can't you comfort me?"

Yu Yu didn't go to bed until after three o'clock in the morning when drawing pictures. She was so sleepy that Duke Zhou would be gone as soon as her head touched the table. When she was half asleep and half awake, she heard someone begging for comfort. When she raised her eyelids, she saw a pitiful face approaching her. .

He didn't even see who that person was, so he snorted a few times on the messy hair, and said casually as if he was chatting with someone on the Internet: "Hey, don't make trouble, I'll give you something." Then he fell asleep again in a daze, the snoring Duxu haired hand was still resting on his head.

Du Xu was quiet.

The onlookers were also quiet.

The nasal sound of the word "good" made the onlookers' minds flutter for a moment, and then they realized--what the hell!

Who said that sentence just now? !

Zhuang He poked Du Xu tremblingly: "Well, brother Du, you are at the same table... Did you eat something unclean today?"

Du Xu was still immersed in the "beautiful" and "what's up" at his tablemate and couldn't extricate himself, so he didn't have time to talk to him for the time being.

So it turns out that his tablemate is so cute when he is not awake?

It's completely different from the jpg-style indifferent face of "stay away from me" when you are awake!

Who can stand this? !

Fucking man can't touch his head!

If I could receive a meme from Yu Yu every day, it would be enough to bald his head!

Du Xu carefully held the hand on top of his head in the palm of his hand, and squeezed it twice.

Yu Yu didn't respond.

He squeezed twice more to make sure that his deskmate was really asleep, and jumped up like chicken blood: "Did you hear that? Did you hear that?! The flower of our highest peak this year was finally taken You, Marshal Du, have conquered the sky-breaking charm! Can you understand my mood? Can you feel my excitement?!"

"Brother, calm down, we don't understand your mood and excitement, and we don't want to understand." Li Nan held his elbow in cold sweat, in case he was too excited to wake up the sleeping lion. Let go of your hand."

Du Xu immediately froze into a statue, then carefully held Yu Yu's hand and put it back on the table, as if he was holding a piece of fragile and precious porcelain.He looked at that slender white hand and thought, is it this hand that draws so many beautiful paintings?

Except for the callus left by holding the pen on the middle finger of Yu Yu's right hand, the skin on other parts of Yu Yu's hand is so thin that it will break if touched. The knuckles are not too protruding, and there are not too many wrinkles when they are straightened.Du Xu compared his own hands, which were tanned a shade darker than his thighs, with distinct knuckles, and then looked at Yu Yu's hands, which were probably applied with hand cream more than a dozen times a day. Did he not control himself? Due to the lack of pumping nature, he went up and touched it twice.

Hmm, it feels good.

"Cough—cough, cough—"

When Du Xu raised his head, he found that there were almost twice as many people watching as before, looking at him with complicated eyes, the cough that reminded him just now was coughed out by Hao Jia to the rhythm of a rooster crowing.

"Cough, cough, what's the matter, girl, you can just 'clack' next time." Du Xu withdrew his salty hand with a gentlemanly face, and said righteously: "What time is it now? It's early self-study - it's for learning Time! The plan of the day is in the morning. Why don’t you study hard and watch me and my deskmate love each other? Didn’t have enough breakfast and want to come here to ask for dog food? That’s really not the case, my deskmate and I are Pure socialist brotherhood!"

Watch the fart!Didn't we kindly come to comfort you because you cried and yelled that you were about to be dismissed from office as soon as you entered the door?

Among the group of students who were gearing up and trying to beat up this shameless slut with their eyes, only Feng Zhuolin maintained order calmly: "Don't panic, calm down, everyone calm down, and operate as usual."

The eight o'clock class bell rang on time. Teacher Li Wei stepped into the classroom stepping on the bell. As usual, he looked around to make sure everyone was there.

"The seat in the last row belongs to Gao Qibin, right? What about others?"

"I don't know." Li Nan replied, "Student Gao Qibin didn't ask me to ask for leave."

"I'll give him a call after class, let's go to class first." Li Wei shook his head, and started his new day's "chicken and duck talk" course.

Du Xu didn't listen to a single number. He felt that there was still a slippery and tender touch on his fingertips, so he sniffed his fingertips secretly under the cover of the book, as if he really smelled a little The fragrance of the hand cream.

When the third class was about to end, Gao Qibin appeared at the door in disheveled clothes, and knocked on the door twice symbolically.

There are two smears of black and blue hanging on his pale face like a vampire, his eyes are bloodshot, his school uniform is wrinkled, and there is a leaf in his hair. Gao Qibin is wearing this ridiculous outfit, his brows are tightly locked Tight, no one dared to laugh when the students in the class were stunned.

Li Wei was also frightened by Gao Qibin's appearance.He looked up and down several times, and confirmed that his student's face was not the result of a fight with some local hooligan, and then asked, "Gao Qibin? Why are you so late today?"

"There's something wrong at home—" Gao Qibin dragged his tone, and said slowly: "My mother was hospitalized last night, and I took care of her overnight. After that, I'll go to the monitor to make up for leave." The anger dissipated a lot, and it seemed that he had changed back to the old man who seemed to be fluent and able to maintain a first-line grade.

Li Wei knew that he was a single-parent family with only one mother who depended on him for life. Hearing this, he quickly comforted him: "It's all right, don't worry about leave notes or anything, as long as people are all right. How is your mother?"

"She's fine, she accidentally burned herself when she lit the fire at home." Gao Qibin briefly addressed Li Wei's concerns, and walked to his seat, his wobbly back made people worry that he might fall flat.

Du Xu's obscenity has not yet reached the point of no cure. Out of concern for his brother, he knocked Gao Qibin on the penguin: "Dude, what's the matter today? You're so angry?"

After a while, there was a reply from the other side.

[Your grandpa Gao is a genius with both civil and military skills]: The surname Gao is fooling around with men all day long, she deserves it.

It took nearly ten seconds for Du Xu's dull brain to realize that he was talking about his mother.

[Du Dashuai]: Lao Gao, if the person chatting with you now is not the extremely smart Du Dashuai, someone else will think you are scolding yourself.

[Your grandpa is a genius with both civil and military skills]: Get out!

Gao Qibin let out a long breath.After being interrupted by Du Xu, the anger that was full of wanting to beat someone also quietly subsided.

He typed another line, send.

[Your grandpa is a genius with both civil and military skills]: Old Du, do you know any place that accepts high school students as part-time jobs?Reliable.

part time?Du Xu was taken aback, and asked, "Are you going to work part-time? Money is tight recently?"

The other side was silent for a while, and then a few words were sent: "Let's talk after class."

Du Xu glanced back, Gao Qibin had already thrown the phone into the drawer, and lay down on the table to catch up on sleep.

The author has something to say: Du Xu (integrity): My deskmate and I are pure socialist brotherhood!

Feng Zhuolin (tired): Brother, let go of your tablemate's hand before you speak.

[Updated every night at [-] o'clock, see you there or be square, I hope the little angels will give you a favorite~ Meme~]