The vest is still solid today

"It's a beating of love!"

"Brother, wake up..."

"Look at him two days ago, he still ignored me, but today he has advanced into a dozen or so. He is pro-cursing or loving-rounding up means that we have taken a crucial step on the road of good brothers, understand? Understand?"

"..."

"You don't understand? Then let me tell you... Forget it, for a single dog like you, this question is still too superficial. The socialist brotherhood between me and my tablemate is beyond your comprehension."

"Brother, that..."

"I understand, I understand. We are such excellent two handsome guys who love each other at the front of the classroom every day. It's normal for you to feel sad for the cold air around you. But just locking yourself in the cage of learning is Brothers with no future, we have to let go of ourselves and live an optimistic life! Look at my deskmate, I have the courage to change myself, bravely walked out of the small dark world, and this is how I met your handsome, humorous elder brother..."

Du Xu's voice is full of emotion, full of vigor, and full of expectations for a better life. He might win a gold medal if he participates in the recitation competition.

"Wait, brother, listen to me first..."

"What do you want to say? Let me tell you first..."

Feng Zhuolin couldn't take it anymore, and covered his mouth: "Brother, look behind you."

When Du Xu turned his head, Yu Yu was standing at the door of the classroom, and he didn't know how long he had been listening.

For the convenience of high-level students, No. [-] Middle School has set up two infirmaries, one of which is just one floor below them.This time, Yu Yu almost ran out of the peak of his long-distance running performance - he swore that he had never run so fast even in the physical examination of the senior high school entrance examination.But before he even entered the door, he heard Du Xu's passionate speech full of emotion. He leaned against the door and listened to the neurotic talking more and more outrageously:

"... two handsome guys like us love each other at the front of the classroom every day, it's normal for you to feel sad for the cold air around you..."

Who the hell is in love with you? !Yu Yu shut the roaring Hedong Lion back to her heart, her handsome face was expressionless, and she continued to stand there listening to Du Xu's nonsense.

It's a pity that Du Xu couldn't hear what he wanted to say later - his younger brother risked his death and covered his mouth, so that Du Xu finally realized that the rightful master who he unilaterally announced his brotherhood was behind him.

Du Xu laughed dryly: "Uh, Yu Yu, um, I...uh, why are you walking so silently?"

Yu Yu took a deep breath, lifted the gauze in her hand and smashed it at Du Xu's forehead.

Some people, the more you feel guilty about him, the more he pushes his nose in the face.

——In short, it is born to be beaten, and the five elements are short of beating.

The reality did not award Du Xu a gold medal, but gave him gold stars.

Feng Zhuolin, who had hidden his achievements and fame, took advantage of no one's attention to his insignificance, slipped back to his seat, and laughed with his deskmate covering his mouth.

"Hiss, take it easy... ah..."

The students in the front row numbly wrote and calculated on the draft paper, trying to ignore the voice that could be listened to as an eighteen-ban radio drama without watching the content.

While enjoying the treatment of Xueshen applying the medicine himself, Du Xu hummed from time to time to cover up his smug smile. The result of this series of facial movements was that his whole face twisted like a cramp.

Yu Yu looked at Du Xu's distorted expression, and the complex expression on his face could be summed up in four words as "Are you mentally retarded?".

Feng Zhuolin glanced at the horrific scene from a distance, covered his eyes, and felt that it was really not easy for his elder brother to live safely for so many years.God Yu only threw the gauze just now, and didn't hit the safflower oil bottle directly on your head. Don't you feel how much he loves you?

Yu Yu put on the last piece of adhesive tape, and then pressed hard on the center of the gauze piece, watching with satisfaction that Du Xu's intermittent cramping face finally unified his expression.He packed up the extra gauze and tape, covered the safflower oil, and prepared to send it back to the school doctor.

Seeing that Yu Yu was about to leave, Du Xu quickly grabbed his arm: "Hey, where are you going?"

"Send it back."

Du Xu rolled his eyes, and suddenly covered his forehead and lay down on the table: "Oh, it hurts—I'm going to die of pain—I'm going to be disabled—hey, why are you so irresponsible?"

"……What do you want?"

Du Xu said confidently: "If you hit me, you have to be responsible for me!"

I hit you, but I didn't sleep with you, I'm responsible for the fart!

Yu Yu took a deep breath and warned herself that fighting at school would be punished.So he endured the humiliation and lifted Du Xu's collar: "Then you go with me."

Immediately, Du Xu was no longer disabled or in pain. He jumped up and pulled Yu Yu away, the wind was blowing under his feet, and he moved more agilely than Yu Yu, a "healthy person". dear friend.

Yu Yu gritted her teeth.

Forget it, don't have the same knowledge as the "wounded".

He broke away from Du Xu's hand and walked quickly to the front. Du Xu didn't force it, and followed him slowly, stepping on his shadow to play, "At the same table, you are so unwilling to let me give it to you." Are you a flower protector? You said that you are so handsome, what if you meet a female hooligan blocking the way? Don’t think that there are no hooligans in the province, look at the one in our class..."

Yu Yu interrupted him: "Don't you have a psychological shadow on the infirmary?"

"It has a psychological shadow on the teachers in the infirmary." Du Xu corrected him seriously: "I still like the infirmary very much. There is a bed to lie down on. It is the best place to skip class and be lazy."

"..."

The evening sun is a beautiful orange-red color, which penetrates through the glass, coating the boy's soft hair with a layer of warm color, fine dust floats in the air, and is blown away by the air current brought up by people walking around. Tenaciously gathered together, surrounding the two of them.

Putting his hands in his pockets, Du Xu stared at a speck of dust bouncing in Yu Yu's hair.

This fucking is a living wife!

Danmei's barbarian and RPG king "Beiming Youyu" is actually a boring gourd in the three-dimensional world!

But even if it is a boring gourd, it is also a beautiful boy's boring gourd, which is still pleasing to the eye.

What to do, it seems a little cute.

But Du Xu was very curious about how Yu Yu's schizophrenic contrast came about. He still remembered the first time they met on the day they returned to school.

Turning a corner, the sunlight disappeared, and so did the dust, but Du Xu knew it was still there, but he couldn't see it.

Du Xu suddenly said: "At the same table, you are like this every day, don't you feel bored?"

Yu Yu slowed down.

"I always stay alone, eat by myself, go to and from school by myself, do my homework in the gym class, and don't usually chat with others..." Du Xu knew that he was listening, so he slowed down, staring at Yu Yu's Back view, "Aren't you bored?"

not bored?Yu Yu was also asking herself.

Nonsense, of course boring.

But he is used to the protective film called "Internet", and he always lacks a sense of security when interacting with people in reality.When he was in junior high school, the "good friend" he thought of unilaterally said he believed him in front of him, and arranged himself with others as soon as he turned around.With the first time and the second time, who knows what consequences will be brought about by the third time of trust?

These words swirled around his lips, before being swallowed back by Yu Yu.

"Not boring, I like it."

After going up another flight of stairs, the door of the infirmary can already be seen at the end of the corridor.Yu Yu didn't intend to speak. Du Xu scratched his head and couldn't think of any other topics to talk about. He couldn't say "I'm the number one handsome man in the sand sculpture world who hahahas with you every day", right?

Obviously, Yu Yu doesn't want people he knows in real life to know his other side online.

The two didn't speak again until they returned to the classroom after delivering the things.

Class two and nine in high school.

As soon as the two mudslides in the class left, the air was immediately filled with joy. The girls gathered around Feng Zhuolin with bright eyes, and only one of them was holding a small notebook to record gossip.

It was the first time since Feng Zhuolin was born that he was surrounded by so many girls, and he was so happy that he almost went to heaven—no matter what the reason was, let him enjoy the illusion of being a winner in life first.

Even a few class cadres took the lead in violating discipline and came over to inquire about gossip.

The class cadres of Class Nine were selected by the students themselves on the first day of school. Du Xu laughed wildly that day. Although the other students didn't know the reason, Director Xiaoqiang's disheveled face was worth their moment of happiness.

——The knowledge point that the law does not blame the public should be used at critical moments.

After Wu Xiaoqiang showed mercy and let Class [-] go, the boy next to the door confirmed that he had gone far away, and issued a signal to clear the alarm, he himself turned his head and gave Du Xu a thumbs up across the two groups of students: "Master Du is awesome! It is a model of not fearing power!"

Du Xu cupped his hands: "It's too much, just tell the truth."

The classmate sitting behind the boy poked him on the back: "My buddy is good at seeing all directions and listening to all directions. You have discovered Director Xiaoqiang who walks almost silently."

The boy flicked his bangs: "That's necessary, anyway, I have also been a monitor for a year, and always keep in mind the mission of serving the people..."

"Brother used to be the class leader? No wonder, he looks like a talent." Du Xu's eyes lit up, "Hey, speaking of it, Li Wei asked us to choose the class cadres ourselves, and we can choose them during self-study."

His proposal was unanimously approved.

The boy who informed the whole class was called Li Nan. Because he had a sensitive "Xiaoqiang Detection Radar", he was entrusted with the important task of monitor. The position of deputy monitor was given to Zheng Miao, a girl who distributed textbooks to the students when she returned to school, the literary and art committee member and the publicity committee member. Such activities have always been the work of girls. The sports committee undoubtedly gave Du Xu, the only special student in the class, and they thoughtfully vacated the positions of representatives of each subject, leaving it to the teachers to choose by themselves. .

The only position that makes people tangled is the study committee member.

The best grades in their class, except for Yu Yu, is a boy named Zhuang He.Zhuang He's grades are also in the top ten of the grade, and he belongs to a relatively stable hardworking group. No one will object to letting him be a member of the school committee, but Zhuang He himself is embarrassed to take the job. He pouts in the first row and the whole class follows along. past.

Yu Yu's classmates in the first year of high school were not assigned to the same class as him. Du Xu, who was not afraid of the cold air to talk to him, had high hopes from the whole class, and frantically used his eyes to hint. Appointment.

Du Xu looked to the side. Yu Yu was still wearing earphones to take notes on the game strategy, and the half-book-thick magazine was almost finished.

Rather than being a good boy on the teacher's cusp, he would probably rather sit back and read game guides or science fiction novels, and be a "problem learner" with peace of mind.

Bearing the expectations of more than [-] people, Du Xu bravely stretched out his hand and touched Yu Yu's arm, "At the same table, do you want to be a study committee member?"

"I'm not suitable." Yu Yu took off the right earphone and whispered to him, "Anyone in the whole grade can do better than me."

Du Xu: "You haven't tried it, how do you know it's not suitable? Maybe you are the No. [-] Middle School's No. [-] Student Committee!"

Yu Yu pursed his lips and said no more, he put the earphones back into his ears, showing a clear gesture of rejection.

Du Xu had no choice but to turn his head and spread his hands at Zhuang He who was full of eager anticipation: "Brother Zhuang, Yu Xueshen said that he is not suitable. It seems that the heavy responsibility of the school committee can only fall on your shoulders."

At this time, Li Nan and Zhuang He couldn't help coming over and asking, "Brother Feng, is your elder brother... gay?"

"It is said that the ring finger is as long as the index finger is gay. According to my observations over the years, my elder brother Juebi is a straight man." Feng Zhuolin raised his hand and said solemnly, "Last month he selflessly shared the latest news with me. ... Cough, an island country action movie." He suddenly remembered that he couldn't reveal his vulgar interests in front of the ladies, so he changed his words.

The girl sitting behind Du Xu said: "I also heard that men with longer index fingers are more attractive. I think Yu Yu's index finger is quite long...then..."

Feng Zhuolin looked at him inexplicably: "Don't the girls sitting behind my elder brother pay attention to him first? I heard that this kind of sunny and cheerful boy is popular in recent years, and I am also working hard in this direction."

The girl blushed and said, "But I just like this kind of delicate and pretty boy. Classmate Yu is more handsome than before with his bangs cut, and when he thinks about his abstinence all over his body, it makes him even more...cough cough, nothing."

A boy in the last row answered, "I want to strip him even more? Wow, student Hao Jia, you have the qualifications to be a rich woman who can take care of you! I like you!"

There was a sudden silence in the classroom.

Feng Zhuolin turned his head stiffly, wanting to see who was so bold.

The boy who spoke just now is Gao Qibin.He has half-length hair, and if you look carefully, you can find that the few strands of bangs on his forehead are dyed an inconspicuous dark brown color, and there are a row of pierced ears on the pinnae. Fortunately, he still remembers that this is a school, and he just casually Inserted a few transparent ear sticks.

In short, no matter how you look at it, they don't look like provincial key students, but more like those sleazy little gangsters in the technical schools on the edge of the city.

Gao Qibin put his feet up on the table, played games with his mobile phone, and waved a hand to Feng Zhuolin friendly in his busy schedule, "It's okay, I'm not homophobic, after all, Lao Du is also my brother, regardless of his sexuality No matter what, it will not affect our friendship."

Feng Zhuolin silently turned his head back to its original position.

It turned out to be this big guy... who can't be offended, can't be offended.

The author has something to say: Du Xu: Do you know that beating is kissing, scolding is love?Rounding up is my tablemate kissing me.