The vest is still solid today

The next music class and art class followed the same routine, only the computer class brought them some surprises.

The computers in the computer room of No. [-] Middle School were of an old model, but they looked brand new, and the startup speed was not slow. However, the papers placed next to each computer still made the students feel a little hopeless.

Li Nan slumped on the chair, and raised his hand angrily to ask: "Teacher, why do we have to come to the computer room to answer the paper?"

"Because the computer test is divided into two subjects, information technology and general technology, and general technology requires practical operation." The computer teacher is a lady in her 30s, wearing a pair of black-rimmed glasses, and her long hair is combed neatly behind her head. ponytail.

She motioned the students to sit down by themselves, and then turned on her computer, "The answer is already printed on the test paper, so you don't need to copy it yourself, you can just memorize it when you go back. Starting from this week, the third session of every Monday afternoon The classes are all mine, and there are four classes in total. The last Saturday of this month is the information and general technology exam. After the exam, there will be a three-day New Year's Day holiday, and you will be temporarily released."

"Liberate a ghost." Feng Zhuolin looked at the phone calendar sadly, "It is said that because of the academic test, the final exam of this semester will be advanced a few days, but the winter vacation will not be advanced, and the school will give us collective lessons in the extra time."

Gao Qibin kicked his stool: "Where do you get so many 'alleged'?"

Feng Zhuolin confessed truthfully: "When the girls in the next class were chatting, I happened to pass by and asked a question."

"Okay, thank you, Mr. Feng, the friend of women for the information." When Gao Qibin looked up, he saw Du Xu who was on the opposite side working on the school's main box. "Old Du, what are you doing? You will pay for destroying public property."

"Brother, today I want to tell you a secret that is not passed on - the reason why the teacher can control us with the computer is because there is a magical cable plugged into our student's computer." Du Xu used Yu Yu's cover to turn the main box Turn around and carefully identify the row of data cables plugged in at the back, "As long as we find that cable, we can freely use the school broadband to play 4399 games—tsk, what are these piles of stuff? Does anyone know which one? Where is the magic little thread?"

Yu Yu rolled her eyes implicitly, and thought, why don't you ask the magic conch?

"4399? A bit of pursuit, okay? At least you have to play Plants vs. Zombies, right?" Gao Qibin gave him a thumbs up to show his contempt.

Du Xu retorted: "What's wrong with 4399? I really like that little manicure game."

He jumped over a pile of black, yellow and white miscellaneous fish lines, and finally locked his target on a green wire, "Do you think it might be this one? I think it has a strange skeleton, so it shouldn't be a passerby."

Feng Zhuolin pointed to the red one next to him: "This one might as well. Old Mr. Qingshan told us with his knowledge that the main character line that will be wiped off in the end is either red or blue."

Gao Qibin bet fifty cents: "Then I'll bet on the blue line."

"Go away, don't interrupt at the critical moment of benefiting mankind!" Du Xu gestured his middle fingers to the two opposite people from the gap of the monitor, and asked his reliable deskmate for help: "Deskmate, which one do you think it is?" root?"

"I don't know, pull them all out." Yu Yu glanced at the teacher who was walking this way from the corner of her eye, turned the paper to the back, and pretended to study hard.

"Why is everything you said so reasonable?" Du Xu didn't realize the approaching crisis, he slammed his palm, and quickly pulled out the three "leading wires" from the case, and plugged the wire plug in his hand. Going under the table, I looked at the words still displayed on the screen being remotely controlled, and said blankly: "It's not these three? Can't it? How could my judgment be wrong?"

The computer teacher stood behind him, showing an amiable smile: "Because we use software to control students' computers now."

Du Xu: "..."

"How could my judgment be wrong?"

"Because we use software to control computers now~"

"Then why use software?"

"Of course it's to prevent you little villains from secretly playing games in class~"

"Hahahaha I can't do it!"

As soon as they got out of the computer room, Li Nan and Zhuang He flogged Du Xu's corpse mercilessly as if they were talking about cross talk. All the students in Class Nine were laughing all over the place. Even Feng Zhuolin didn't give his elder brother any face. I almost fell to the ground laughing on my stomach.

Standing alone on the cusp of being ridiculed, Du Xu had a deep understanding of what it means to be cold and cold in the world.

The world is getting worse, people are not old!

What classmates love brotherhood is all fake!

Feeling aggrieved, Du Xu hugged Yu Yu, who was covering his mouth and laughing, and hung the whole body on his back, complaining angrily: "You didn't tell me that the teacher was here at the same table! How could you do this to me?" ? How can you bear it?!"

Li Nan was very talkative, and immediately said, "Why are you trying to harm me? Give my child back~back~come~"

He purposely made the last three words very long, but amidst the laughter, it didn't sound like a female ghost in a horror movie, but instead had an inexplicable sense of joy.

Tian Jinxin laughed so hard that her stomach ached, she supported Zheng Miao's arm and straightened her back, wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes and said, "You two, submit a cross talk show at the New Year's Eve party, our class will definitely come back first! "

"Is it possible to register for the New Year's Eve party now?" Hao Jia asked enthusiastically, "What kind of program should our class perform?"

Zheng Miao thought for a while, "Chorus? Or reciting?"

"It's not good, it's too traditional." Li Nan said, "This is a show that only director Xiaoqiang's age likes. If the students vote, they will probably be at the bottom of the list."

Zheng Miao was used to being aggressive, and didn't like her proposal being rejected very much. She asked unhappily, "Then what are you talking about acting?"

"Actually, the chorus is also very good, and it will be popular if you are unconventional in terms of dress and song selection!" Tian Jinxin shook his best friend's hand and smiled to comfort him.

Hao Jia opened a music software, searched for the most popular songs recently, and then fell into deep thought looking at the seven characters of "Reform Spring Breeze Blows the Land".

She hesitated and asked Zheng Miao and Tian Jinxin: "Three waters and four golds, look at this. I think all of us in Class Nine will wear flower headscarves and drive a tractor. It will definitely be popular."

Zheng Miao was silent.

You might as well choose "The King Called Me to Patrol the Mountain".

"We are all from Jiubantun? This sounds good!" Du Xu also became interested, hooking Yu Yu's neck and shaking it non-stop, "Will you go to the same table at the New Year's Day party? Go, go, go." Bar?"

Yu Yu patted the back of his hand, "Can you let me go before talking?"

"I can't." Du Xu refused straight away, "What if you run away? I don't want to be left alone in this loveless world."

Yu Yu: "..."

Class nine students: "..."

Not seeing.

Within a few days, the school posted a poster on the notice board, putting the registration for the New Year's Day party on the agenda, and very considerately arranged the rehearsal time for lunch breaks and weekends without affecting normal classes, allowing all registered students Classes take turns using the gymnasium and art room after registration.

Director Wu Xiaoqiang vividly explained what is your dean or your dean. In the atmosphere of all the staff, he did not forget to paste a larger piece of paper next to the poster to remind students of the final exam in bold and bold fonts. Coming soon, don't forget to study.

"Always keep in mind the call of duty! You are students! Your task is to study!"

Director Wu, who taught English, said so.

Du Xu rolled up his arms and sleeves, and stared at the warning sign bigger than the poster with hateful eyes, "Masters, if you are a brother, don't stop me, brother must let him die today!"

"Don't worry, Brother Du, we won't stop you." Zhuang He patted him on the shoulder and encouraged him: "Go Picardu, the brothers and sisters in Class Nine will support you spiritually!"

Feng Zhuolin made two small flags out of paper temporarily torn from his workbook and stuck them on the pen holder, waving them to cheer his elder brother: "Brother, come on! You are the most beautiful boy in the No. [-] middle school!"

It's just that he forgot to paint the small flag red, so it didn't look like he was cheering for Du Xu, but rather he was here to surrender to the evil Director Xiaoqiang.

Du Xu looked at his brothers in disbelief, "According to the normal way of thinking, shouldn't you be crying, making trouble, hanging yourself and holding my thigh to stop me? What's the matter with you? None of you follow the routine. Where's the card?"

Gao Qibin sneered: "Hold your thigh? It's a good idea."

Feng Zhuolin waved his little white flag pitifully: "To be honest, I want to hug my thigh, but can you give me a hug, brother?"

Du Xu thought for a moment, of course not, he would misunderstand Yu Yu by acting so aggressively with others in front of Yu Yu's eyes.

But he still wants to strongly condemn the plastic brotherhood of Class Nine: "At least you have to follow the script, right? Is the brotherhood of our Class Nine classmates so plastic?"

"What script? Are you going to act in a play?"

Du Xu turned his head, and was so frightened by the sudden appearance of Director Wu that he staggered and almost fell.

He quickly cleaned up his expression, and said seriously and sincerely: "No, we are discussing the excerpt from the play "Hamlet" in the Chinese textbook."

Wu Xiaoqiang's two cockroach whiskers shook, expressing doubts about Du Xu's words.

Compared with the hatred of the boys for director Xiaoqiang's spoiling the atmosphere, the girls are more concerned about the show and costumes.

"I heard that the girls in the liberal arts class have to wear men's clothes on stage, so the boys in our science class should also wear women's clothes!"

Tian Jinxin's eyes were bright, and he and Hao Jia were picking out skirts online. Even Zheng Miao, the deputy squad leader who was always stern, put down his exercise book and joined their camp. refer to.

Li Nan looked painfully at the topic of choosing one of four women's clothing in front of her, and sighed in her heart, no matter how serious she looks on the surface, a girl is a girl, and she always yearns for a beautiful little skirt in her heart.

Feng Zhuolin almost knelt down to the three elder sisters: "Grandma, please, please give us a little dignity, okay? Every New Year's party will be recorded on the forum, and we men also want to save face!"

Hao Jia plausibly said: "Girls can wear men's clothes, why can't boys wear women's clothes? We want to eliminate gender discrimination! To promote equality between men and women, start from small things!"

"..."

It seems that something is wrong, and it seems that nothing is wrong.

Zhuang He looked up to the sky and sighed, completely giving up the so-called "man's face".

He looked around and found that the good tablemates from the fourth middle school in the first row didn't come to discuss together - it was normal for Yu Yu not to participate, but Du Xu was also doing homework, which was a bit abnormal.

He slipped out from the group of male compatriots who were full of mourning, and went to Du Xu's side: "Brother Du, what are you doing..."

Seeing clearly an exercise book spread out in front of Du Xu, Zhuang He rubbed his eyes to make sure he wasn't dreaming.

Someone first expressed surprise at Du Xu's abnormal behavior.

"You're actually doing your homework." Gao Qibin restrained himself from searching the Internet for news about "The Sun Rises in the West" today.

"It is said that if two people do the same thing, the favorability between them will be LEVELUP!"

Du Xu didn't even want to lift his eyes from the paper. Although he couldn't understand a few sentences in the long English reading, it didn't prevent him from having a cordial soul communication with the article.

Gao Qibin sneered at the heart of this kind of strong man and girl: "Oh, then if your partner cheats on you at the same time, will your love last forever?"

"Go away, don't curse big brother!" Du Xu nervously glanced at his deskmate, and found that Yu Yu's ears were tightly blocked by the earphones.He breathed a sigh of relief, casually filled in a string of Cs in the brackets of the reading question, and said in a low voice: "Lu Xun said well, no matter how indifferent a man is, his rectum is warm; no matter how dissolute a man is, there will be a day when a tired bird will return to its nest." .”

Gao Qibin felt that the "bird" mentioned by Du Xu may have double meanings in terms of nouns.

He wanted to send a vomit emoji.

Damn it.

Du Xu thought that his voice was low enough, but in fact Yu Yu had already heard the entire conversation between the two of them.

Yu Yu crossed out a wrong answer.

His deskmate... should be, he's still a straight man, right?

If Du Xu could see through his rich inner world, he would definitely say to him very firmly: "No, I am not."

The author has something to say: Yu Yu: I am at the same table, maybe maybe maybe maybe seems to be a straight man.

Du Xu (with firm eyes): No, I am crooked.

[Thank you Jiang Gao and Miss Ming Ruoxi for the nutrient solution and Miss Musen Guoguo for the landmines, love~]