The vest is still solid today

Mr. Yu stayed in the hospital for more than a month, mushrooms were growing on his head, and he was finally "released after serving his sentence".The doctor gave him a final examination and asked the old man to take medicine on time and keep his mood stable.

The day he was discharged from the hospital happened to be a rest day, Yu Yu's parents gave up working overtime, and the family of three came to pick up the old man from the hospital.

The old man has a good relationship with his family, and many relatives and friends came to visit him, and they sent a lot of nutritional products.The Yu family's parents went to go through the discharge procedures, and Du Xu and Yu Yu helped the nurses organize a pile of bottles and cans in the ward.

Yu Yu took Du Xu aside while the old man lowered his head and chatted with his poker friends on WeChat: "What are you doing here today?"

"Come and help Grandpa Yu pack his luggage!" Du Xu called "Grandpa" very smoothly.

"...do nothing to be courteous."

Du Xu cried out: "Who is free? Am I busy with something in my hand?"

He sorted the nutrition bags in his hand into the pile of things to take away.

The sun and the moon can learn from the conscience of heaven and earth, he is not a traitor or a thief, he is just here to gain favorability.

After dinner, two old people from Du's family came to visit with a large picnic basket filled with biscuits and bread baked by themselves. Considering that Mr. Yu had diabetes, they used xylitol instead of sucrose.The three old people had a cup of hot tea each, and had a tea party in the living room, and moved the chessboard to the tea table.

The biggest common language among the elderly is health preservation, and further hobbies such as chess, calligraphy and painting, and now they have another common topic-grandchildren.

Thus forged the indestructible Old Age Front alliance.

Du Xu took a bite of the biscuit, turned sideways and secretly chatted with the group of friends to learn about the latest developments of the shameless author.Maybe today is Saturday, there is too little homework in elementary school, and the author does not need to take extra classes. He spends almost [-] hours on Weibo and fights with others.

The one or two hundred followers on the author's Weibo are also heartfelt. The brothers jumped into the battle, closed their eyes and jumped and spun 360 degrees, frantically pulling the topic on "the wife is bullying Xiao Transparent", holding on to one or two words , The tenth-level guarantee of the Gang Jingxia certificate, give them an ice cream stick, I am afraid that it will not be able to directly lift the earth.

Du Xu almost wondered if this girl was the daughter of the head of a large MLM organization who hadn't graduated from elementary school. Seeing all kinds of sick sentences and typos made his shoulders tremble——suppressed laughter.

"Kids, what does it look like to look down at your phone every day?" Grandma Du just lost a game of chess and gave up the position to Grandpa Du, and suddenly pointed her cannon at her grandson who was pretending to be a transparent person.She reached out to grab Du Xu's ear: "Have you finished your homework?"

Du Xu turned his face faster than turning the pages of the book. He was still smiling at the last moment, but it took only seconds to get serious: "I haven't finished——I have some questions about my studies and I want to ask Teacher Yu."

It was rare for Yu Yu's brainwaves to match his. He dragged Du Xu to stand up and said to the old lady, "Grandma Du, we're going to review. I have a lot of homework this weekend."

"Go, go." When Grandma Du saw Yu Yu, her face was about to burst into a smile: "Xiao Yu, if this kid disturbs you even if he doesn't study, you can knock him out and leave him alone. .”

Yu Yu silently lit a piece of wax for Du Xu in her heart, and carrying the biscuit forced by Grandma Du, she pulled her tablemate with a sad face and went to her room.

Once the door was closed, the small space seemed particularly quiet.

There was no extra chair in Yu Yu's room, so she simply pointed to the bed and said, "Sit wherever you want." Du Xu was not polite to him, and sat down on his buttocks, pressing out a large wrinkle on the neat bed sheet.

Penguin mobile phone received the comparison picture from the girl's private message. Yu Yu sat at the desk and opened the notebook, logged on to Weibo, first "smoothly" reposted the original blog of the plagiarized picture, and then sent the comparison picture and the link together.

As soon as "Bei Ming You Yu" bubbled up on Weibo, a large number of netizens commented that "Bei Ming You Yu" has recently produced a lot less food, and most of them are in a small and fresh style. They simply doubt Mrs. Bei Ming's conversion Fomen became a vegetarian with all his heart.

Yu Yu thought to himself, I also wanted to draw the eighteen bans, but when I saw the "World's Number One Marshal" in the list, I was blocked.

It's okay to not know who this person is, but now that I know, every time I see his likes, I feel so embarrassed.

He turned his head and glanced at Du Xu, that guy was uncharacteristically, not pushy all the time, all his attention was focused on the phone screen.

On Weibo, the Weibo account with the words "the world's most handsome than" has been struggling on the front line of tearing up the blacks. The big boss led the fan group to slander rookie painters" and the transparent author fans were scolded all over by him. After refreshing every few seconds, you can see new tricks. There are dozens of them, from greeting the other party's family and ancestors to blessing them The spiral explosion ascended to the sky as soon as possible, and there was no repetition.

A new melon grows every second on Weibo. I really don’t know what the author thinks. She actually issued a statement saying that she started to conceive this idea a month ago, and pointed out that the acquaintance rate is nearly 90.00% The comparison chart says that the colors and lines are not the same, so it is not plagiarism, it can only be regarded as stalking.

The comment section is already full of laughter, and now no one cares about scolding the original blogger, they are all holding their own heads that are about to laugh.

Feeling ashamed, Yu Yu gave Yuan Bo a thumbs up.This author is really amazing, he doesn't even know what stalk he used.

Some class representatives tried to summarize the central idea of ​​the author of Little Transparency——

"My paintings are for people who think I haven't plagiarized. If you think I have plagiarized, please stay where you are. How can you call plagiarism? Why should I apologize if there is no plagiarism?"

Yu Yu pulled down the progress bar. At the end, the class representative sighed from the bottom of his heart. The blogger's thinking logic is so powerful that he couldn't come up with a clear central idea, which made him feel ashamed of the "class" in his nickname. represent" three words.

He replied: Brother, it’s not your fault. I watched it twice before I understood what she was trying to express.

Du Xu couldn't help feeling: "The end of the year hasn't arrived yet, are the sand sculptures already going to make a profit?"

"What did you say?"

"No, I'm sorry for the sand sculpture news." Du Xu stretched his legs and fell backwards, rolling on Yu Yu's bed, "Your bangs are a little long again, can I help you shape them? I'm pretty good at it. Really, haven't you seen it too?"

"Dream—you don't want to touch my hair in this life." Yu Yu said coldly, and his subordinates quickly typed to tell the group of friends not to privately message that transparent author to tear him apart.

It's over, the ass is slapped on the tiger's ass.Du Xu sighed, got up and went to his computer, "Baby, what are you busy with? Saving the world?"

Yu Yu buttoned the screen and asked, "Then what are you busy with?"

Du Xu was speechless, so he could only sit back obediently, fell on the bed and continued to roll.

He can't just say "I'm wrestling with some idiot who slapped you".

Yu Yu glanced at the horrific bed sheets: "Get up, spread the sheets before sitting down." Otherwise, when the parents come in later and see the bed in such a mess, they might think they are fighting.

"Why?" Du Xu asked knowingly, and messed up the bedsheets a little more, grabbed a pillow and threw it towards the ceiling. When the pillow fell, he missed it and accidentally slapped it on the floor.

Yu Yu resisted the urge to smash the computer on his head, turned it off quickly, took two exercise books from the shelf and threw them on the table: "Get up, do the questions."

"Do you really want to study?" Du Xu's hand that hurt the bed sheet froze, even trembling slightly.He watched Yu Yu pile up half a shelf of reference books and study materials, and no longer fantasized about whether he had Doraemon's memory bread.

Some people who stand at the top of the report card are very wicked. On the surface, they play games all day long, but in fact they study hard behind their backs—the worst level is comparable to staying up all night to review and saying to you, "I didn't review much. I will definitely fail this time. Good" Xueba.

"Didn't you say you have problems with your studies?"

"Teacher Yu, I'm fine now, not at all! Really!"

Yu Yu sneered: "The main initiator of the New Culture Movement, memorize it again?" Before Du Xu could speak, he added: "I know there is no you, so you just need to tell me who there is."

Du Xu: "..."

He felt as if he was being mocked.

The way my tablemate mocks people is also so cute.

He got up obediently, picked up the poor pillow and dusted it off, "I study, and study makes me happy—so can Teacher Yu explain the paper to me?"

"What paper?"

"It's the homework left by the school. I have a problem."

Yu Yu heheed his face: "Then you just copy it?"

Du Xu was confident: "How can learning be called plagiarism?"

Yu Yu took out all nine papers, shuffled them and fanned them on the table, "You choose."

Du Xu flipped through it twice, and he asked sincerely: "Baby... I heard that your top students finish their homework on Friday night."

"If you don't come, they won't be able to come out to breathe until tomorrow night." Yu Yu didn't feel at all that he had lowered people's evaluation of the group of top students. He threw a pen to Du Xu, went out to the kitchen and brought back a chair.

Du Xu remained silent facing a row of test papers with no names written on them.

At least he even made a few tapes—even though he thought about it with his toes, he knew that at least half of the answers were wrong.

As expected of a "problem learner", weekend homework will never be written before Sunday.

The old people chatted until more than eight o'clock. When Grandma Du came to call her grandson home, she was shocked to find that Du Xu was actually studying honestly.

Two teenagers gathered around the table, a few supplementary materials were scattered on the table, Du Xu was burying his head in calculating the problems on the straw paper, Yu Yu lowered his head to take notes in the textbook, occasionally glanced at Du Xu's progress, and corrected him a few mistakes. wrong formula.

"Old man, am I not mistaken?" Grandma Du pushed her wife and rubbed her eyes in disbelief: "This kid actually learned? Is it a pen in his hand? Isn't it a chocolate bar packed into a pen?"

Before Grandpa Du could speak, Du Xu, who deeply felt that he was ashamed in front of the same table, protested first: "When did I put a pen in a chocolate bar?!"

"You still tear up the textbooks to wrap comic books! I don't want to talk about your crap! Ma Liu puts on clothes and goes home, don't affect Xiaoyu's study!"

Du Xu was not very happy, and grabbed the desk and didn't want to leave: "My mind is full of inspiration for knowledge. If you let me go now, what is the difference between destroying a shining new star?!"

"Also inspired, I think your mind is muddled!"

Grandma Du just wanted to knock this embarrassing grandson unconscious and drag her back to the small black room.

"If the child wants to stay, let him stay for one night." Old Master Yu said with a smile: "Young people can play together, so it's good to let them get along more."

Grandma Du hesitated: "Will it be too much trouble?"

Mr. Yu waved his hand: "Then what's the trouble? This is the first time Xiaoyu brings friends home, and I'm too happy to be in time!"

Yu Yu almost choked on her own saliva.

When did he bring someone home?Obviously this guy came here by himself.

The Du family's heart may be inherited from their ancestors. The two old men of the Du family were very relieved to leave their grandson at a poker friend's house. home, no one came to pick him up.

Du Xu is already so beautiful, even if his grandma compares him to the greedy teddy dog ​​next door, he will accept everything.

After seeing off his grandparents, Du Xu got cheap and acted like a good boy. He made old man Yu happy with hot milk and told jokes, wishing he could recognize him as his grandson on the spot.

Yu Yu glared at Du Xu, and asked his grandfather, "Where does he sleep at night?"

There are only three rooms in their family. His unreasonable cousin's room is definitely not available, and there is no guest room. According to the character of the old man, it is even more impossible for guests to sleep on the sofa.

Sure enough, Mr. Yu said, "Isn't it enough to let him stay with you for one night? Anyway, your room has a double bed."

Yu Yu: "..."

Du Xu: "!"

Happiness comes too fast like a tornado.

The author has something to say: Du Xu: Learning makes me happy, and learning is my life - let me go, I don't want to go home!let me study!