The vest is still solid today

Three philosophical questions about life after a hangover——

Why am I here?

What did I say when I was drunk?

What did I do when I was drunk?

The first problem is solved.Holding the notepad, Yu Yu sat down on the sofa, crossed out the top item, and looked at the remaining two questions with a stomach ache.

If he doesn't remember, he can only ask the other party.

Yu Yu kicked the two schoolbags beside her feet. A football pendant was hung on the chain of the light gray bag, and a line of small words was crookedly engraved on the mini green field hanging next to the football: "I am the most handsome in the world!"

Also traced with red pen.

He also remembered the serial manga that "the world's most handsome man" liked him recently - Gong sent the drunk shou home, and then was stalked by the drunk shou, in the bedroom, bathroom, balcony, The applause of love was everywhere in the kitchen; when Shou woke up the next morning and asked Gong who suddenly appeared at his house if he had done anything last night, Gong Xiemei smiled and said: "You are very enthusiastic, you took the initiative to hug me Don't let me go." Then the voice of love lingered for three days, endlessly.

Fuck, it's even more embarrassing to think about it that way.

That manga...was a mess.

Yu Yu called Li Wei before the end of lunch break.His voice is still a little hoarse, Li Wei easily accepts the setting that he has a cold, and blames himself for calling the students to school on Sunday and making them sick, without thinking in another direction at all.

"If you are sick, take a good rest, and don't worry about studying. The teacher believes that you will catch up with your level soon..."

Yu Yu thanked Li Wei for his concern, and saw the stitches in the chatter on the opposite side of "drink more hot water, concentrate on rest, and the importance of your body", and cut to the point: "Teacher, Du Xu took care of me last night. His schoolbag and study materials were left behind. I'm home, I want to ask his home address and send it back to him."

"You are sick today, otherwise I will call Du Xu and ask him to go to your house to get it at night."

"It's okay, where I live now is only two buildings away from his house, but I don't know which floor his house lives on."

"Okay then, wait a minute." Li Wei found the student registration book in the drawer, flipped through a few pages, "Du Xu's house is on the fourth floor, 401."

"Thank you teacher, goodbye teacher."

Yu Yu hung up the phone, hurriedly filled a few mouthfuls of bread, and took Du Xu's schoolbag to go out without changing her clothes.

As soon as the door was opened, the cold air in the corridor rushed to his face, making him shiver with cold.He turned back to look for his coat, found the bedroom from the living room, and finally saw the school uniform fluttering in the wind on the balcony. The water stains on the front had stiffened into a board, and he looked a little aggrieved.

Yu Yu rescued it and touched the washed piece.

It's great, it's almost done.

But he didn't think it was Du Xu's active use of sublimation knowledge.90.00% of that guy didn't know that the temperature dropped sharply in the middle of the night, and wet clothes would freeze.

The faint scent of lemon entered his nostrils, and Yu Yu frowned. He remembered that the laundry detergent at home smelled like lavender.He rushed back to the bathroom and found that the bottle of hand sanitizer by the sink was half gone.

... Which planet is this hero from?

Yu Yu threw the school uniform into the laundry basket, rummaged through a casual dress in the closet, put it on casually, and ran downstairs.

As soon as the cold wind blows, even the headache is much better.Yu Yu stood at the door of 401, checked the house number, and raised her hand to knock on the door.

It should be Du Xu's family who opened the door at this time... I heard from him that his mother is a housewife.Yu Yu thought.That would be the best, but now he hasn't figured out what expression to use to face Du Xu.

It turned out that it was Du Xu himself who opened the door.

"Didn't you go to the game?"

"Uh, yes." Du Xu scratched his hair: "I just remembered that my schoolbag is missing, I need it for making up lessons tonight..."

Yu Yu handed over the schoolbag she was carrying.

"I was drunk yesterday, thank you for taking me back. Your schoolbag was left at my house."

"Ah, it's nothing, it's all right..." Du Xu took the bag, he really forgot where he lost his schoolbag, he almost turned his room into a doghouse just now.He took a peek at Yu Yu, the corners of the young man's eyes were still a little red, his watery eyes last night left a deep impression on him, and the appearance of crying and biting his shoulders in the dream, long and warped There are still two teardrops hanging on the eyelashes...

stop!

STOP!

I can't think about it anymore-if I think about it again, his good brother will stand up again!

Yu Yu didn't know which stop the car in Du Xu's mind had reached. He hesitated for a while, thinking that if he didn't ask a question, he wouldn't be able to sleep well tonight.

"I didn't do anything yesterday, did I?"

"No, no." Du Xu selectively told a part of the truth: "You were so drunk that you fell into a deep sleep, and you couldn't hear me asking you to get up to drink some water... You sprinkled some honey water on your school uniform, I'll help you After washing, hang it up, and you don’t dare to wash the machine for fear of waking you up.”

He didn't dare to say anything else, he was afraid of being silenced on the spot.

The corner of Yu Yu's mouth twitched, did this guy never do housework since he was a child?

You fucking use hand sanitizer for laundry? !

Thank you for letting that washer go and giving it a chance to end its life.

In the end, he still said "thank you", which sounded like "get out" to someone with a ghost in his heart.

Mother Du leaned out half of her body from the kitchen, "Du Xu, who's here?"

"Oh, I'm at the same table, give me a schoolbag." Du Xu grabbed Yu Yu who was about to leave with one hand, and dragged him in.

When Mother Du heard this, she quickly wiped the water from her hands and came over, "You are at the same table? Is it Yu Yu?"

Yu Yu didn't have time to run away, so she gave Du Xu a sneaky look, and said hello honestly: "Hello, Auntie."

"Hey, hello, hello, I really trouble you." Du's mother held Yu Yu's hand enthusiastically. Her demeanor and movements were carved out of the same mold as when Du Xu greeted the captain of 38, but she It is a sincere welcome, "That brat always mentions you when chatting with me, he said that you have good grades, and you take special care of him, cook for him and give him lectures, thanks to you for letting him The grades have improved a bit.”

Although this lady and her son don't look very much alike, Yu Yu is [-]% sure that this is her real mother.

Du Xu coughed tactfully twice, signaling his mother to stop talking.

"If your throat feels uncomfortable, find some licorice tablets yourself. It's not worrying for such an adult." Du's mother didn't understand her son's deep meaning, and didn't even bother to give him a look. She pulled Yu Yu into the room Let's go, "Xiaoyu...you don't mind being called that, do you? Have you eaten at noon? If you haven't eaten, Auntie will make you braised pork. My brat can eat half a bowl every time. Once a relative came and almost thought What our family raises is not a son, but a pig..."

Standing by the door, Du Xu was shivering from the cold, indignant at his mother for sparing no effort to smear him.

This is really a mother!

Yu Yu sat numbly on the sofa at Du Xu's house, with an apple stuffed in her hand by Du's mother, listening to Du's mother tell how her son blew himself up to the sky.

Du Xu sat across from him in embarrassment the whole time, lowering his head to play with the orange in his hand, digging the good skin into pits, and the nails were stained orange by the oozing juice.

Yu Yu looked at the person opposite who was posing in a standard primary school student's wrong posture, and really wanted to ask him, how many high hats have you put on me?

The neck is about to be broken.

Du Xu has been very strange these two days.

Not only Wen Chengwu thought this way, but also all members of the school team.

It was as if he had taken too much adrenaline as soon as he played. In the quarter-finals, he scored five goals in a single game, which directly broke the record in the China Championships. Coach Cui was so scared that he thought he was on drugs.

The only one who can see through the "truth" is Gao Qibin, a fourth middle school substitute who looks like a hooligan but is actually quick-witted.Uncle Gao kept his eyes on his nose, his nose and his mind, and drank his mineral water without concern for himself.

Go your own way as a straight man and let others be gay.

As soon as the whistle sounded at the end of the game, Wen Chengwu pulled him aside: "Tomorrow's semi-final has been confirmed to be right 38, are you okay?"

Du Xu couldn't get enough of his kick, and still regretted that his last ball was saved by the opponent's goalkeeper.He wiped the sweat dripping down his chin with his wristband, and made an OK gesture: "No problem, really no problem, no one on earth is better than me."

Captain Wen was even more worried.

In the evening, Du Xu took out his equipment one by one from his bag and arranged them in a row on the bed.

Tops, shorts, socks, shin pads and football shoes are must-haves; wristbands are decorations, which can bring out his handsomeness as the number one player in the game, and should also be included in the must-haves.

At the noodle shop that night, the captain of 38 mentioned Yin Junzhe.Although after a few days of observation, that person did not participate in the team and almost disappeared, but tomorrow he might hide in a corner to watch the game.He was a little skeptical before, but now he is completely sure - the dirty routine in 38 was learned from that idiot!

Paralyzed, but also said that three of them should be removed from the four bardos?Du Xu gritted his teeth.Just let that idiot see how the Fourth Colonel taught them to be 38 people!

For the first time in his life, a bunch of essential items in the rules and odds and ends outside the rules were treated gently, and were carefully stuffed into the bag by their owners and arranged neatly.When putting the towel, Du Xu took out a dark gray rag from the corner, picked it up, unfolded it, and fell silent.

Yesterday at noon, Yu Yu came to visit suddenly, and he even forgot the main task of "destroying corpses and eradicating traces".The mysterious liquid on the underpants had already dried up, and when you twisted it with your fingers, it shattered into dregs and fell straight down.

Du Xu learned a lesson this time. He lay on the door and listened to the movement outside the door. After making sure that his parents had already returned to the room, he slipped out like a thief, and closed the door of the bathroom worriedly. Unlocked, squeezed some hand sanitizer to wipe off the stains on the underwear, then slipped back into the room and hung it by the heater to dry.

Such difficult conditions did not allow Du Xu's brain cells to relax for a while. He kicked the packed equipment bag aside, sat down on the bed by himself, and boarded the penguin to send a message to Yu Yu.

[Dashuai Du]: At the same table!Our semi-final against [-]!Do you want to watch the game tomorrow afternoon? ! !

[The world's number one handsome man]: Ma'am!Four in the semi-finals!Do you want to go cheer for the school team players tomorrow afternoon! ! !And that team member named Du Xu is very handsome! ! !

Yu Yu was silent.

You want to pretend that your trumpet is not you, can I trouble you to have a snack?

At least you changed the exclamation point of the trumpet to two.

Or you can stagger the time a bit.

Do you know that the message time of the computer version of Penguin can be accurate to the second?

He replied to the two numbers respectively.

[Yu Yu]: We don't have a day off on Wednesday morning, so we won't go.

[Beimingyouyu]: We don’t have a holiday on Wednesday morning, so we can’t go, little brother remember to cheer for everyone.

Du Xu clutched his heart, spat out a mouthful of old blood.

Fuck!Does the differential treatment have to be so obvious? !

Du Xu suddenly became jealous of his trumpet.

How can you get Yu Yu's "Neah"? !

Why do you let him call you "little brother"? !

It's not fair! ! !

Du Xu replied, "That's a pity, I will cheer for everyone for you", and threw himself on the bed depressed.

Wearing this vest, I almost squeezed myself out of it.

The author has something to say: Du Xu: This is not fair!My vest and I are clearly one person!

Yu Yu: Hehehe.