The vest is still solid today

"Sister, we are really in self-defense!"

The policewoman at the police station is already in her thirties, and the children may be able to use soy sauce, but they are still blushing from the "Du-style innocent".Gao Qibin felt that Du Xu's face might be eaten by him with bread, or simply fed to the dog. As long as the opposite was a woman older than him, no matter whether he was 40, [-] or [-] years old, he could call him "sister" No stress.

He thought, even if Du Xu said next that those injuries were caused by the hooligans hitting the curbs themselves, the aunt would accept it completely.

"That's what the security guard at your school said." The policewoman looked at the record and cleared her throat: "There is another one, um, with serious lower//body injuries... His accomplice accused the classmate with a heavy schoolbag Intentionally hurt."

"I stepped on it." Yu Yu took the initiative to admit: "He covered my mouth from behind, so I couldn't call for help."

Du Xu is outgoing and handsome, while Yu Yu's handsome looks like a good student, and he is very popular in front of elders, especially female elders.The policewoman was completely under the attack of beauty, and Gao Qibin, who looked at the pissed-looking face, automatically put on the baby filter.

In terms of school affairs, Director Wu seems to always have trouble with the students, but once the children in his school are bullied by outsiders, Director Wu instantly turns into an old hen protecting the cubs, pecking at everyone.

——Never mind who bullied whom in terms of the final result.

Moreover, the steel pipe that scratched Gao Qibin's arm was still stained with his own blood. The evidence is convincing. The students from the Fourth Middle School who were robbed a few days ago were also brought here by Director Wu.Wu Xiaoqiang is worthy of being a man who has been the teaching director for many years. He has a first-rate eloquence, and scolded a group of colorful killers so much that he wished he could go back to his mother's womb and be born again.

In the last brawl where the less bullied the more, the three students of No. [-] Middle School received only verbal criticism and education.According to Director Wu, those gangsters will probably be sent to prison for several years because of their previous convictions for robbery.

"Victory is always on the side of justice! I will always remember this beautiful day! And this blue sky!" Standing at a 45-degree angle at the gate of the police station, Du Xu looked up at the sky and shouted victory, then was dazzled by the sun Eyes hurt.

Apart from the word "stupid", Gao Qibin couldn't find any words to describe his good brother.

The students left together one after another, and Director Wu stayed to deal with some follow-up matters.Yu Yu followed Du Xu, stepping on his shadow to play, he was so focused on playing, Du Xu surprised him when he turned around.

Du Xu asked: "Friends of justice, where should we have lunch?"

Gao Qibin: "Whatever."

Du Xu waved his hand: "I didn't ask you, anyway, you rough old man can eat anything. I'm asking my deskmate."

Gao Qibin's fist itched again.

"I won't eat." Yu Yu suddenly realized, is he free?Why are you following this man?

With sharp eyes and quick hands, Du Xu hooked his shoulders, "How can I do without lunch? People are iron and rice are steel, and it is a big deal to miss a meal!"

"I'm going to the cafeteria—"

"Which cafeteria should I go to? There are leftovers at this time. There is a new noodle restaurant opposite the school. Let's go together. I'll treat you." Du Xu was still thinking about the last time he casually said that he would treat someone to eat bean paste. Finally seized the opportunity to clean up the image, how could I let it go.

"I won't go!" Yu Yu pushed back his hand, resolutely refusing to "collaborate" with him.

Gao Qibin really felt that he should stay away from the good tablemates of Class [-]. The eyes of passers-by along the way made him feel like a bully who robbed civilian men. If it weren't for the bodyguards of the No. [-] Middle School uniform, someone would have called the police up.

The newly opened noodle restaurant is not big, the store is clean, but there are many people.

Yu Yu looked around for a week and found that most of them were boys and girls in school uniforms, and they seemed to be high school students.Gao Qibin also noticed it, and asked with a frown, "Aren't they from this school district? The one over there looks like a southerner."

"They are all from participating schools." Du Xu shrugged, "It's like this every year in the China Championships. The contestants will visit the venue one day in advance and enter the information and submit the registration form in the afternoon. They cannot be changed after the opening ceremony. people."

They ordered three bowls of signature beef noodles, and Yu Yu specifically told the waiter that his portion does not contain beef, green onion and coriander.

Gao Qibin didn't want to sit with Du Xu, and it was impossible to sit with Yu Yu - the seat next to the classmate surnamed Yu was the exclusive seat for those who value sex over friends.In the end, he had his own row, and Du Xu and Yu Yu stood side by side.

It seemed to be worse, as soon as he looked up, he could see the person who made his tooth hurt.

"Eat, why don't you eat it?" Du Xu took a sip of the noodles, not satisfied with the spiciness, and put another spoonful of chili, and he handed the chili oil to Yu Yu: "His chili oil is squeezed by himself, okay Eat, don't you want some?"

"No, I don't eat spicy food." Yu Yu poured two spoonfuls of mature vinegar. He watched the two people spread a layer of bright red chili oil on the brown soup without changing their expressions, and he was overwhelmed with admiration.

Yu Yu tasted the noodle soup, and felt that the restaurant recommended by Du Xu was really good, "Tomorrow morning is the opening ceremony?"

"Yes, it's on the playground of our senior middle school. At that time, I will speak on stage on behalf of the school team. My dear deskmate is welcome to admire my heroic appearance."

Yu Yu glanced indifferently at the tablemate who still had a chili seed on his mouth.

He won't read it.

I wouldn't watch it even if I was killed.

In the afternoon of the same day, a row of simple activity tents was set up on the playground of the school where the office of the leading group is located. The staff and volunteers guided the players of each team to submit the registration form and the registration form of the participating players.

Du Xu and the teacher asked for leave, and Yu Yu's ears were finally clean.He turned his head to look at the empty seat, feeling a little uncomfortable.

Habits are a terrible thing.

The next morning, Du Xu and Gao Qibin didn't participate in the morning self-study, and went directly to the school team's locker room with their equipment bags.

A few minutes before the opening ceremony, Wu Xiaoqiang was working with coach Cui Yang to give the final instructions to the two restless players.

"Especially you! Du Xu! Don't go out to spread hatred all the time when you have nothing to do! There are people out there! When the representative speaks later, be honest! Be humble!" Wu Xiaoqiang grabbed Du Xu's ear and urged, wishing to pry it open In his head, he put the seven-character motto of "be a good man and don't make trouble" into a head full of troubles by changing a hundred sentence patterns.

Du Xu was really aggrieved: "How can the truth be called hatred? I didn't say that speech, but that genius wrote it? The whole rainbow fart makes people unbearable to look at! His mother didn't teach Does he have to be honest? Doesn’t this increase the enemy’s ambition and destroy one’s own prestige? It’s false, it’s too false!”

Wu Caizi was so angry that his seven orifices were filled with smoke.

"What is there to tell the truth? Ah?! Just memorize it according to the speech script, and you are not allowed to change a single word!" Director Wu's finger directly poked his forehead, and the two cockroach whiskers on his forehead trembled. , "What rainbow fart? This is business bragging! Do you understand business bragging?"

"Understand, understand, business nonsense, I'll give you another one in a while! Try to be domineering in the standard, and blow them up to the sky to stand shoulder to shoulder with the sun!"

Gao Qibin looked around, the eleven starting players and the two substitutes had all changed into team uniforms, and with him there were only fourteen players in total, and looking at other schools, the seven substitutes were all full.

On the huge playground, only the No. [-] Middle School's team was characterized by its shortness and self-confidence.

"Is there a little less people?" Gao Qibin asked: "The schedule is so tight, and there are only three substitutes, can we make it?"

"The expensive ones are not expensive." Wen Chengwu replied: "The remaining few are barely passable in skills. They are either freshmen in high school or their foundations are not good enough. It's okay to meet a serious team, but if they hit the 38 group of losers in the knockout round , it’s hard to guarantee that you won’t suffer a loss.”

After getting along for more than a month, he found that Gao Qibin was not as unreasonable as the rumors said, the premise was not to mess with him.

Du Xu escaped from the clutches of the director, and elbowed Gao Qibin on the shoulder: "Why do you think so much? How to arrange personnel rotation is all the coach's business, to ensure that everyone in the school team can face it with the best appearance. Knockout! Our main task is to be happy! To make waves! To teach them how to behave!"

"What a waste!" Wen Chengwu slapped him lightly on the forehead, "Go over there and wait, the representatives of the other teams have already arrived, and you are the only one missing."

Du Xu grinned and covered his forehead, feeling that his most handsome forehead in the world was really troubled.

The rostrum was set up the afternoon before, and the leaders of the organizer sat in rows on the stage holding teacups, facing the participating teams wearing various uniforms.Each team stood at attention in two rows, and in front of the team was a female guide in uniform and holding an admission card.

24 representative members stood on the podium and took an oath to nearly [-] participants.

"On behalf of all the athletes, I swear: obey the leadership, abide by discipline, respect referees, respect opponents, treat them correctly, do not be proud of winning and not discouraged in defeat, compete at a high level, and participate in this China Games with a positive, full and enthusiastic attitude. High School Football Championship. Finally, I wish this tournament a complete success!"

During get out of class time, the windows of the teaching building were crowded with students watching the excitement, even the windows of the toilets were not spared.The students in Class [-], Grade [-] are the most excited. Of the [-] formal players with names, two of them are in their class.

Yu Yu absent-mindedly wrote a few questions, and kept looking out of the window. Finally, when he accidentally wrote C in a fill-in-the-blank question, he gave up.

He glanced around secretly, seeing that everyone's attention was focused on the window, he simply put down his pen, dragged the stool to the side, and leaned against the window to look at the playground.

After the oath-taking representative went down, Du Xu was about to follow, when the host grabbed her back: "Where are you going? Representative of the Fourth Middle School, you still have to speak!"

Oh yes!Du Xu slapped his forehead, "I almost forgot that there is still a rainbow fart."

The representatives of 38 and Huizhong spoke nonsense, and Du Xu was the last one.The terrified Wu Xiaoqiang patted his chest after he successfully recited half of the manuscript and blown the other schools to the sky, heaved a sigh of relief, took a sip of the Sprite handed over by Li Wei next to him, and the representatives of the three schools in the host area gave speeches. The opening ceremony Du Xu has no chance to be a demon in the performance event!

Succeeded in life extension!

However, he continued too early.

"As one of the host schools, No. [-] Middle School...uh..."

Crap!I forgot the words!

Du Xu broke out in a cold sweat, he finally understood why the captain so enthusiastically chose him as a representative!

——This bullshit [-]-word speech has a magical power. When you think you have memorized it, you have basically raised the banner of forgetting the words.

Wen Chengwu was also quite regretful, he didn't even want to save face, he stood in the first row and gestured desperately to Du Xu.

Unfortunately, Du Xu's brain waves were not synchronized with Captain Wen's.

"The No. [-] Middle School sincerely welcomes friends from afar... As for that, Lao Tzu said it well: 'It's a joy to have friends coming from afar.'..."

Yu Yu, who was lying on the window watching the excitement secretly, almost burst into laughter, so he quickly covered his mouth.But at this time, no one noticed his gaffe, and the whole land of No. [-] Middle School became a sea of ​​joy following the words "Lao Tzu said", and the leaders on the rostrum had cramps in their stomachs, so they could barely hold back face, no laughing ground.

"Oh no, it's not Lao Tzu, it's Confucius, what Confucius said." Du Xu changed his words hastily, his eyes wandered all over the place, and when he caught sight of the window of Class [-] and Class [-] of Senior High School, he was suddenly enlightened, and he turned his head when he heard his words. Wan, started to talk nonsense seriously:

"I read some inspirational quotes the other day, and I think there's one that's perfect for me - 'Since God created all things, there has been no one like me, my mind, my heart, my eyes, my ears, my hands, my hair, my lips They are all different. There has never been anyone who talks and behaves exactly like me, and there never will be, and there will be no one in the future. Although we are all brothers in the world, everyone is different. I am a unique creation.'”

"To sum up, although you are a strong team from all over the country representing the highest level of Chinese youth football, and although you carry the future of Chinese football on your shoulders, our No. 38 Middle School football team in S City adheres to the principle of being positive and striving , My best sportsmanship, I will not underestimate any opponent tactically, nor will I value any opponent strategically. Especially the [-] middle school that let one of our seniors retire with honor last year, now I have come out of the black room , will definitely have a friendly exchange with someone about what sportsmanship is. Thank you everyone."

Captain Wen staggered and almost fell, but fortunately he was supported by the goalkeeper.

Yu Yu listened to Du Xu's nonsense, no matter how familiar it sounded, he flipped through his notepad, and was dumbfounded to find that next to the few passages he randomly copied from Ogmandino's "Parchment" A message was written in crooked fonts: "You are electricity, you are light, you are the only myth!"

It's really hard for someone who is used to writing about dogs to crawl to write fourteen characters with three punctuation strokes.

Du Xu successfully expressed the central idea of ​​"I am not targeting anyone, I mean everyone here is rubbish" with a free expression of about [-] words, vividly and euphemistically, stabilizing the hatred of the audience with one blow, Wen Chengwu It was as if he saw the gaze of the captain next door wanting to eat him alive.

When he stepped off the stage, he passed by the teacher's seat, and saluted Wu Xiaoqiang with a smile: "I'm sorry, director, I seem to be better at bragging about myself and my team, why don't you give me some pointers on my business nonsense? "

Ding-dong-

System prompt: Director Wu didn't want to talk to you, and threw a bottle of Suxiao Jiuxin Pill at you.

The author has something to say: Du Xu: A classmate at the window of Class [-] who would never come to see me speak gave me courage and strength!

[PS The rest of the game is basically nonsense, the focus of this article is on falling in love, falling in love and falling in love! 】