The vest is still solid today

"I have nothing to do, I have the time to read books! Do the questions!" Director Wu said angrily.

He confiscated Du Xu's wine bottle and glass, "One by one, you should study steadily. Don't fantasize about rituals and forwarding koi all day long. You have time to do these things, and you have memorized all ten words!"

Du Xu sat down despondently amidst the boos of the whole class.

what?Can't replace wine with water? !

It's all because his father said that the farewell wine can keep him from failing the exam... This time he even lost his father's treasure.

It's better to honestly forward the koi to save your life!

He touched the piece of paper folded into small squares in his pen case again, and comforted himself: At least, I still have a word amulet written by Xueshen himself!

The examination room of No. 100 Middle School is not divided according to grades. Just like class division, it upholds the principle of equality for all beings. The computer randomly draws lots, so that you don’t know whether the classmate next to you is the top ten in the grade or [-] lower than you. Many scumbags.

If you want to get the answer right, at least you have to think about it before you actually act, whether you will turn your original correct answer into a wrong one.

"How daring a man is, how productive the land is!" Du Xu whispered to Feng Zhuolin who was sitting behind him, "Come on, brother! Cheating on exams and profiting from it; mainly copying, supplemented by copying; combining copying and cheating." , must pass; if there is an informant, the class will be violent—let us keep in mind the core values ​​of the 32-character student era, and embark on the road to wealth together!"

"I'll save it." Feng Zhuolin poked his head out of the snail shell to look at the door, then retracted, "Look outside the door."

Director Wu turned into an aggressive Xiaoqiang, shuttling between various examination rooms, his small eyes were shining brightly, and even the students who didn't cheat were a little terrified when he stared at them.

As soon as Du Xu raised his head, he met his gaze. Wu Xiaoqiang smiled and gestured to him to wipe his neck, and then walked away.

"..." Du Xu touched the small piece of paper in his pocket.

The Jade Emperor Tathagata, the Buddha, the Virgin Mary, the god of balala energy, Gunara, the dark god, please grant me the supreme power of learning, and bless all the plenums I wrote!Be sure to get out of the ranks of the bottom fifty!

He looked up and scanned around, but it was a pity that Yu Yu and him were not in the same examination room, otherwise this divine power might have been stronger.

In another examination room, Yu Yu was scribbling on the table with a pencil, and erased it with an eraser after she finished drawing.

The first test subject was Chinese, and he was not even allowed to bring the straw paper, which made him lose a pastime other than being in a daze.

In fact, he is a little out of shape today.

Last Saturday was his grandpa's birthday. The busy parents took the time to book a box at the hotel and invited some relatives who usually had a good relationship with them to have a meal together. The donkey temper that broke out on different occasions was mixed up.

That night, Mr. Yu felt chest tightness and shortness of breath. He thought it was an old problem of high blood pressure, so he took some antihypertensive medicine and fell asleep. But the next morning, his heart hurt so much that he couldn't get up. Yu Yu's parents tried to persuade him to go A hospital examination revealed septal myocardial infarction, and he was admitted to the hospital under the advice of experts.

You don't even need to ask the cause of the disease, the toes know it's because of Yu Jin's white eyes!

If Yu Jin wasn't in the hospital when the diagnosis came out, Yu Yu would have asked the inpatient department to add another bed to their old Yu family on the spot.

With a strong hand, the flat, square nib of the smearing pen snapped off at the root, leaving a reflective lead mark on the smooth table. The small lead pieces flew out, and the sound of falling to the ground was barely audible.

"Student?" Seeing that no one was picking up the papers, the students in the front row turned around and called him. Yu Yu then realized that she quickly took the stack of papers, kept a copy for herself, and continued to pass the rest on.

After Yu Yu briefly checked whether there were any missing or missing prints in the test paper, he picked up a pen to fill in the name of his class and student number. His irritability was evident from his handwriting, and the word "Yu" was drawn by him into "Wang Yu", almost leaked the paper when applying the test number.

The invigilator passing by saw it, and reminded lightly, "Pay attention to the cleanliness of the paper", Yu Yu nodded to her, barely controlled her emotions, and crossed out the crooked name and rewritten it.

Chinese papers in high school are more detestable than math papers. Large pieces of text seem to have no paragraphs at all. The eye-catching typesetting coupled with half a page of incomprehensible classical Chinese is definitely a hypnotic tool. Which one works better.

Less than a third of the exam time has passed, and some people in the exam room have already started yawning. This kind of physiological reaction is really contagious. It will be my turn after you finish the exam. The invigilator failed to hold his ground and turned his back I yawned.

Yu Yu has finished answering the ancient poems dictation, and is looking at the texts of literature reading and discourse reading, and is going to choose an easier answer from them.

The words on the paper were densely packed in front of his eyes. He stared at the paper, feeling as if the Chinese characters on it were about to fly out of the white paper.He raised his hand and rubbed the center of his eyebrows, but the irritability in his heart was still lingering.

"What's wrong? Are you feeling unwell?" The invigilator noticed his abnormality and came over and asked in a low voice.

Yu Yu shook her head, picked up the pen and started reading the questions again.

He knew every word in the text, and he could understand every sentence, but none of the black print could get into his mind.The paper should have been printed not long ago, and the faint scent of ink on it has not dissipated.When he was a child, he told Mr. Yu that he liked this kind of light ink fragrance very much, but his grandfather ridiculed that it was a testimony of his encounter with knowledge.

Yu Yu suddenly couldn't write any more, so he slammed the pen on the table, and woke up a few classmates who were about to fall asleep in the examination room with a "snap".

He picked up the schoolbag hanging on the side of the table, and ran out of the classroom regardless of the invigilator's obstruction.

The school’s main gate will not be open at this time, and the back gate is facing the main road with people coming and going. Yu Yu walked to the bicycle shed near the back gate. The trash can can be used as a stepping stone, which is simply the best route for truants.

He threw his schoolbag over, stepped on the lid of the trash can, and easily climbed over the wall.There is a small road behind the fence and there is a residential area. It is quiet during the day, and there is not even a dog. Yu Yu picked up the schoolbag from the ground, patted the dirt on it, and walked home along the path.

There was no one in the house, and the leftover slices of bread he had eaten in the morning were still on the table, and they were already a little hard. Yu Yu cleaned up the table, sat by the table and was dazed for a while, and suddenly wanted to go to the hospital to see grandpa.

As he was approaching the hospital, he remembered that he should bring some flowers, so he decided to buy a bouquet of strelitzias.

Strelitzia, also known as the bird of paradise, was his grandmother's favorite flower during her lifetime.Yu Yu remembered that every time he went to his grandfather's house when he was a child, he could see his grandmother humming a ditty on the balcony, carrying a water bottle, and taking good care of the pots of delicate treasures. Dear, never forget that the one you love is waiting for you.

After grandma passed away, he went to visit the grave with grandpa every year. The old man always brought a bouquet of strelitzia orchids. It is said that it is a bird that can fly to heaven and can bring all kinds of emotions and longings to heaven.Mr. Yu often said that even if he didn't know how to cook these expensive things, he would never be able to support them. Otherwise, he would put a pot by his side and chat with it when he had nothing to do, as if his wife was still alive.

But it is a big taboo to give strelitzia to a patient, and it is impossible for a flower shop near the hospital to sell this kind of flower. Yu Yu deliberately took a long way to buy a bunch at the flower wholesale market.There are not many strelitzias in the north, and most of them are grown in greenhouses. He walked around the flower market for half an hour before finding a small shop selling strelitzias in the corner.

He walked into the hospital with a bouquet of Strelitzia in his arms, and the doctors and nurses who saw him couldn't help frowning along the way. Some older people told him that it was unlucky to give a bird of paradise to a patient, and advised him to change it.

Yu Yu didn't even bother to raise her eyelids, she just took these meddling people as air.

It is obviously a place where science is used to save patients' lives, but these superstitions cannot be escaped.

A short walk further was his grandfather's ward. Yu Yu opened the door lightly, and was taken aback by the person sitting by the bed: "Mom? Why are you here?"

"Yu Yu?" Mother Yu was also surprised, "You have a midterm exam today, right?"

Yu Yu panicked for a moment, and quickly realized: "There is only one subject in the morning, and I have already finished the test."

He doesn't lie often, but he has a strong basic quality of not being red-hearted, and Mother Yu's focus is not on him now, so he just let him get away with it.

"I want to see Grandpa come back after school and prepare for the exam..." Mother Yu said, suddenly noticing the flowers he was holding, she frowned and asked in a low voice, "How do you buy this kind of flowers? Seeing patients taboo against Birds of Paradise and Chrysanthemum, don’t you have this basic common sense?”

"The old man has only liked this kind of flower in his life." Yu Yu looked down at the bouquet of flowers in her arms. The orange-yellow sepals with lavender spots and the dark blue petals complement each other, like a bird fluttering its wings. bird.

"Is grandpa asleep?"

"Yes, I took the medicine and just fell asleep. Your grandpa is very lucky. He found it in time. The doctor said that as long as he takes the medicine on time and keeps his mood stable, there will be no danger." Yu's mother smoothed her messy temple hair , said helplessly, "But that cousin of yours is really... well, forget it, let's not talk about her. Go back to school, I have to go back to the company when the nurse comes tomorrow."

Yu Yu answered "Yes" with a muffled head, handed the flowers to Mother Yu, and left the hospital.

Mother Yu looked at the bright bouquet of Strelitzia orchids, and wanted to throw it away, but she finally sighed and asked the nurse for vases, carefully inserted them, and put them on the bedside table.

Yu Yu wandered around the street, but instead of going back to school, she found a black Internet cafe near an elementary school that didn't look at her ID card. Primary school students who play truant, the boss's main source of income is clear at a glance.

The phone in her pocket vibrated a few times. Yu Yu thought it was annoying, so she simply turned it on mute, and deleted those few WeChat and Penguin message reminders without reading them.

There are all kinds of games on the computer in the Internet cafe, and we try our best to provide the most intimate service for the majority of students.Yu Yu clicked on a shooting game casually, registered an account with her mobile phone number, and just played blindly. The mouse button was clicked by her finger, and the child next to him wanted to remind him that if it broke, he would have to pay for it according to the price.

Yu Yu usually plays more RPG collecting card games and strategy games. He can even complete a fighting mobile game alone. He has no interest in these so-called popular online games. He can't even think of showing him an icon. Looking at the name of the game, most of them are just a taste and then put it aside, and uninstall it when the computer memory is not enough.

Now he is purely looking for a channel to vent.

When he finally vented enough, the sky was getting dark when he walked out of the Internet cafe. He took out his mobile phone and checked the time. It was past five o'clock, and school ended early.

He has never been so out of line since he was a child, so it's cool to try it once.

Yu Yu went to the hospital again, Mr. Yu was having dinner, and Mother Yu was with him.

Pointing to the bottle of bird of paradise, the old man smiled and said to Yu Yu: "I heard from your mother that you brought me this bird of paradise. Xiaoyu still understands me. If your parents buy it, it must be some kind of carnation. , calamus and other boring things. Have you eaten yet?"

Yu Yu shook her head.

"Then come quickly, let's eat together." Mother Yu beckoned him to sit down, brought him a new set of bowls and chopsticks, and poured some rice into the bowl, "I bought a lot of vegetables today, your grandfather and I are two Can't finish it all."

The old man gave Yu Yu a piece of food with chopsticks: "Do you think you can get the first place this time? I always tell the group of poker friends that you have good grades and you will definitely have great prospects in the future."

Yu Yu choked for breath, her heart felt as if it was clenched tightly.

He suddenly regretted that he dropped his pen in the examination room and ran out without authorization.

"It's okay, play normally."

Old Master Yu asked him to eat well and not stay up late, and Yu Yu agreed to them one by one. Before leaving, he promised his grandfather to come back after the exam.

It was almost seven o'clock when Yu Yu arrived home. He bought some instant food at the convenience store next to the community for breakfast tomorrow morning. He walked home with bread and instant noodles and saw a figure squatting by the flower bed from afar. , most of his face was hidden in the shadows, and the orange-red light around his mouth flickered on and off.

Hearing the sound of footsteps, the figure took off the cigarette butt and pressed it out on the ground, raised a handsome face and smiled brightly at him: "I don't know which floor your house is on, I'll just wait here... why didn't you come this afternoon?" Go to the exam?"

The author has something to say: Yu Yu: It feels so good not to be a good baby.

[PS. Don't shoot me!I don't know why a good sand sculpture has become like this... You may not believe it, it is the keyboard that moves first! 】