The vest is still solid today

Du Xu looked at the train heading for S City, and had a sudden thought: "Baby, do you think we should tell our parents to stay for a few days of training and enjoy the feeling of elopement?"

Before Yu Yu could speak, Feng Zhuolin, who was eavesdropping, wailed, "Brother, please do me a favor. If those little brothers and sisters who eloped and were beaten with clubs hear what you say, they will beat you to death!"

"I think so too." Hao Jia agreed, "Such a beautiful love...ah no, such an excessive thing, I must wind up and talk about it!"

However, she forgot to screen her classmates.

So the critique//fight against a classmate surnamed Du and a classmate surnamed Yu in Class Nine took a turn. The topic was out of control like a flood bursting a bank, and finally Li Wei came out slowly , It was decided that the whole class would go to the next city for a barbecue tour.

Rather than waiting anxiously for the admission notice and singing "Uneasy", it is better to take a trip that just goes away.

Li Nan and Zhuang He in the front row of the bus howled in harmony, while the air in the corner was filled with pink bubbles. The five seats in the last row were occupied by an unreasonable classmate surnamed Yu and an even more unreasonable classmate surnamed Du Occupied and became a hotbed of gay feelings.

However, even if they didn't occupy them, no one would want to sit next to them.

I would like to ask, who just finished the college entrance examination and entered the age of dating but are still single, who would want to sit next to this old couple who have been married for a year and a half and eat dog food?

Even Comrade Hao Jia, a small front-line reporter from Class [-] of Duyu CP Building, refused.

She would rather secretly take pictures of the hands they held together from the crack of the chair.

The big K song activity for the whole class is coming to an end, even Li Wei stood up and showed off his singing voice and contributed a song "Unforgettable Tonight", which is really unforgettable.

The microphone was passed from the front row to the back row, and when it was Du Xu's turn, Feng Zhuolin quickly snatched Pandora's microphone, "Brother! Don't talk, you are your own!"

Du Xu was dissatisfied: "What's the matter? Our school's music teacher came to our school team to poach the wall if he had nothing to do. Don't you have any AC points for the strength of this corner?"

"Yes, yes." Feng Zhuolin did not dare to hand over the microphone to Du Xu.

This Maiba will not give up Miss Pandora's gift easily, and then there will be another bloodbath - who knows if he will say "come and be happy"?

Tian Jinxin wiped his sweat, and said to him from left to right: "Marshal Du, your singing voice is the best among the four—so don't you want to hear God Yu sing?"

Yu Yu, who was concentrating on holding hands with Du Xu, couldn't understand the sinister intentions of these people.

Why drag the innocent man into the water?

Dark, too dark.

"Okay, I think." Du Xu rubbed his chin, accepted the statement, turned to Yu Yu who was full of resistance, and said affectionately: "Honey, would you like to sing for your boyfriend? "

Hao Jia, who was always paying attention to the back row, poked out half of his head from the back of the chair, "Maybe God Yu would rather have a love song duet?"

Yu Yu: "...I don't want to, Gooutplease."

But Du Xu didn't let go, and finally Yu Yu was annoyed by him, gnashing her teeth and expressing that she would only sing one song and never sing more.

Du Xu was overjoyed and started first. Yu Yu followed him and sang two lines, but the third line suddenly went out of tune. He put the microphone back into Du Xu's hand expressionlessly, determined not to sing another word.

Until lunch in the rest area, Du Xu was still laughing like an idiot because of his boyfriend's singing voice. He lay on Yu Yu's shoulder and hiccupped while laughing, "Honey, I really didn't expect that you are actually a legendary goodie!" The voice is no more than a three-sentence player."

"Shut up." Yu Yu gritted her teeth, "If you mention this again, I'll put this bowl of noodles on your head!"

If someone laughed at him like that in the past, Yu Yu might have waved his hand and let it go. He was sullen all by himself, but now he has a boyfriend.

There is nothing wrong with people in love being a little bit arrogant.

"Come on, what will you eat?" Du Xu was naturally happy to spoil him, and quickly sat down in a JPG style.

Yu Yu looked at him with a half-smile, "Isn't there another noodle to eat?"

Du Xu was at a loss: "What?"

Yu Yu typed two words in the memo and handed the phone to Du Xu.

"under."

After hearing a "bang", the whole restaurant fell silent. Everyone turned their heads to look at the table in the corner. Du Xu fell to the ground with a stool and didn't get up for a long time.

That night Li Wei took them to the reserved farmhouse. The ingredients and charcoal fire had been bought, and they were going to have a barbecue by the river the next day.

The owner of the farmhouse has two children. Seeing that the siblings are cute, Li Nan took out two lollipops from his bag to try to seduce him, but the two children didn't even look at him, they stared straight at Yu Yu.

"Do children even look at their faces like this now?" Li Nan looked sadly at the children who had been approaching Yu Yu.

Zhuang He patted him on the shoulder sympathetically, not knowing how to comfort him.

Don't you know that your own expression looks like a human trafficker?

Yu Yu casually took a few pieces of chocolate from Du Xu's pocket and distributed them to the two children. Seeing them bouncing and running away, she turned to Du Xu and asked, "Are you so cute when you were young?"

Du Xu thought about it seriously, "I, I should be cute and owe a beating."

After all, his father used to whip him all over the neighborhood with a belt, and everyone in the neighborhood knew that there was a brat in the Du family.

Yu Yu wondered: "It's really rare that you have such a clear understanding of yourself."

Hao Jia, who secretly followed behind them like a paparazzi reporter, sent a private message to Senior Yang Fan on the forum: God Yu is praising Du as handsome and cute!

More than [-] people assembled four tables. Du Xu swiped a pen and scribbled down the names of a few dishes. Unexpectedly, after a while, the waiter came over and asked him: "What is cold salad? We don't have this dish here. vegetable."

puff--

The friends who were at the same table with him all burst out laughing.

Shocked, Feng Zhuolin blurted out: "Brother! Do you want Yushen cold? You can't, you can't!"

Du Xu: "..."

With the sneering eyes of everyone at the table, Du Dashuai explained to the waiter aggrievedly: "It's cold lotus root! The word 'lotus root' is too difficult to write, can I omit it?"

The waiter smiled like a flower on his face: "...Okay, I see."

Cursing in my heart: Don't you fucking write "O" like "0"!

There is a small natural lake near the farmhouse, connected to a small river with no end in sight. The river is clear and bright. Occasionally, you can see a few blue fish swimming by. Looking from the shore to the opposite side, the mountains are full of lush greenery. trees.

Class [-] students set up an oven on the river beach, and the pebbles they stepped on were warmed by the sun. Li Wei instructed them to put away charcoal, play safely...and make a fire.

After setting up the stove, Du Xu dragged Yu Yu, who was helping to chop vegetables, into the grove under the pretext of going to the bathroom.

Last night, because they slept in a full bunk, the two youths who were full of blood had their legs next to each other, and their flesh was next to their flesh. They didn't sleep well all night. If it wasn't for someone getting up next to them, they probably already hit first base and home plate. whole.

"Baby, but you said you wanted to eat me." Du Xu pressed the man against the tree trunk, with one leg stuck between Yu Yu's legs, and smiled maliciously, "We have been taught since we were young that we must be honest and honest. Can't go back on my word."

The rough tree trunk was hurt by a thin T-shirt. Yu Yu reached out and hooked Du Xu's back neck, lowered his head and pecked lightly at the corner of his mouth. The buoyant Buff bit his lips moderately from time to time.

Du Xu hissed, Yu Yu licked his lips, looked at the crimson tooth marks on his lower lip and smiled, "How do you want me to eat?"

"I..." Du Xu got stuck.

At the critical moment, he swallowed back "I want you to give me a mouth", in short, it is——

cowardly.

"Do you want to do it?" Yu Yu raised her leg and rubbed her inner thigh twice with her knee.

Is this okay? !

Du Xu's scalp exploded, like a hungry tiger rushing for food, he jumped up and took a bite of Yu Yu's neck: "Do it!"

Nearly four or ten minutes later, Du Xu came out of the woods with a refreshed face, and Yu Yu followed behind him. The collar of his shirt jacket had been turned up at some point, tightly covering his fair and slender neck, which made people feel uncomfortable. Can't help but wonder if he has his own air-conditioning system.

The highest temperature today is [-] degrees, dear!

aren't you hot !

"What is this? An iron chain?" Du Xu strolled back to his classmate and picked up an unidentified metal object. "It looks a bit like a loose whip from a reliable adult supplies store. It's just for playing with letters." ..."

Gao Qibin resisted the urge to smash the man's head and interrupted him: "It is for brushing barbecue seasoning, please collect the yellow waste that is full of your head, Du Teddy."

Everyone knows what the two of them are doing in the woods for a long time.

If the two of them went to the toilet for more than half an hour, his uncle Gao would be the first to eat the iron brush!

The aroma of the mushrooms and beef on the grill makes people move their index fingers. Several girls firmly believe that "barbecue is stored in another stomach", and they eat more freely than boys. Girls also worry about their weight.

"I recently lost six catties on weight, and I shaved my legs, and someone actually said that I lost six catties after shaving my legs... Fuck!" Li Nan said dejectedly, brushing the sauce on the barbecue, but the weight His worries didn't stop him from swallowing the roast meat wrapped in lettuce leaves.

Zheng Miao, who was holding a plate, floated by quietly: "Shouldn't you reflect on yourself, what do you usually drink as water?"

"Fat House Happy Water, nothing wrong with it." Zhuang He applauded.

Du Xu's troublemaking cells seemed to be always active on the front line. The time they spent talking a few words and stuffing two mouthfuls of barbecue was enough time for him to run to the river to come up with a new plan to kill him.

"Baby! Look this way!" Du Xu bent down and picked up a handful of water to stop Yu Yu, and splashed it when Yu Yu turned his head.

The people around quickly retreated after a moment of silence, and even left the stove and charcoal on the spot and forgot to take them. Only Gao Qibin was brave and not afraid of anything, and stood there watching the show.

Yu Yu calmly wiped off the water from her face, walked to the river, bent down and put her hand into the water...

Move out a pebble the size of half a head.

Du Xu ran away, wanting to jump into the river to escape.

"Don't go into the water!" Li Wei didn't intend to stop their small fights at all, but just smiled and pointed to a lonely wooden sign to remind them to pay attention to safety.

I saw an ingenious warning sign erected by the river, which read: You are not a fish, you can't swim.

Du Xu played it safe, and after escaping the cobblestone warning from his boyfriend, he found a piece of white paper and pasted it next to him, and wrote: You are not me, how do you know that I am not a fish?

——Then it was torn down by the students desperately.

"Everyone come to take pictures—Don't be angry, Marshal Du, we are doing this for your sake!" Li Nan greeted Du Xu, who was pretending to be sullen and trying to trick Yu Yu into coaxing him, "Think about it, if someone in the future One day this note became popular, and it was found out that you wrote it, and you became an Internet celebrity, but Yu Shen, who is your boyfriend, will definitely be jealous, and maybe some of your fanatical fans will take revenge on him..."

OK.

Marshal Du reluctantly accepted this statement.

Photographer Feng Zhuolin donated his precious camera. After he adjusted the time, he accidentally tripped over a big pebble and fell on the students in the first row when he hurriedly ran to the team.

Several boys rushed to catch him, the girls also laughed together, Du Xu didn't show his brother face, he hugged Yu Yu's shoulder and laughed like a fool, Feng Zhuolin yelled in grief and anger that he wanted to cut off his brother relation.

The orange light on the camera blinked one last time, then turned green—the timer was running out.

"Crack" sound——

Cameras capture their best moments.

The author has something to say: ~~End of the full text~~

~~Scattering Flowers~~

There are two extra chapters tomorrow and the day after tomorrow, and then a new article will be opened!

The new article "A player who is a dog has no desire to survive" rolls around and sells cuteness, please accept it in advance! See you at 6pm on June 14th!

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After EG captain Zhou Zheng won the world championship, he capsized in the gutter of the exhibition match and was shot in the head by Shen Yao, who was more capable than him.

Two days later, player Shen Yao transferred to EG and was parachuted into the first team.

Zhou fans attacked: Which biscuit are you?Why do you ask our husband to drop a check for you?

Zhou Zheng: Quiet!This is the mother that my father spent 500 million to buy for you!

Shen Yao: ... Manager, terminate the contract, I would rather be a network administrator.

The team base was flying like dogs and dogs, and the melon-eaters bet one after another, betting when the Zhou team would rest Shen Yao.

However, what they waited for was the EG official blog that let themselves go day by day.

EG Chicken Branch: Today, there is also beautiful socialist love for food.

A year later, EG's three consecutive championships, the gangsters were unwilling, and they made rumors of discord within the team.

Reporter: May I ask what impact the joining of player Shen Yao has on you?

Teammate: From watching one person show off to watching two people show off while eating dog food.

Ridiculous level ten has no desire to survive, the old Gou is better than the great god Gong X, Gou Shigang has a mouthful, upright body, a vicious tongue, and a rookie accepts

(Zhou Zheng x Shen Yao)

+If you are an anal gun, you will eat chicken, if you don't abuse it, you won't tear it down+

+The full text is super sweet and five stars, there will be an update at [-]:[-] pm+

[Thank you Brother Zuoyu and Brother Youdu for carrying a landmine on Mrs. Gao's back, okay~]

☆, extra one

"Tsinghua? What's so good about Tsinghua?" Li Nan gritted his teeth and said viciously, "Let me tell you that people from Tsinghua cannot marry or marry. They call triangular cakes 'fan-shaped sharp-angle cakes'. In the future, why don’t you say ‘that irregular polyhedron over here’ when you ask your other half to eat?”

"Isn't it because you failed the exam yourself?" Zheng Miao gave him a blank look.

Li Nan bit her small handkerchief with tears in her eyes.

The so-called Xueba means going to Qingbei in love, while all living beings can only ups and downs in the world, being crushed into meatloaf by the wheels of history.

There was a pile of admissions brochures on the podium of class nine, and Li Wei sat beside the podium, answering students' questions like an admissions teacher.

Gao Qibin's pen tip twirled around the word "Department of Medicine", but still checked the Department of Physics, and copied the long list of department names onto the volunteer form according to the enrollment brochure.

Feng Zhuolin was very surprised: "Brother Gao! Why are you so hard to think about it?! You look at the young Max Planck, and then look at the one after studying physics!"

Someone owed Mr. Planck to Baidu, and then fell silent.

One is an idol male god, and the other is a sloppy uncle-physics really makes people suffer.

Commonly known as science disfigurement method.

"Don't overestimate your capabilities." Du Xu, who had already passed the single-entry exam of the Capital Institute of Physical Education, was the only one in Class [-] who didn't need to apply for a volunteer. To his boyfriend's side, like a large quail thrown into the forest.

The veins on Gao Qibin's forehead twitched, and he snapped the 2B pencil in his hand with a "click". It seemed that he really wanted to have a fight with Du Xu on the spot.

"Do you know what it means to overestimate yourself?" Du Xu shrank behind his boyfriend and gave Gao Qibin a contemptuous look, "Don't teach yourself quantum mechanics."

calm.Gao Qibin took a deep breath, what's the point of competing with an idiot?

He glanced at Yu Yu, and the wishes of the god of learning were very concise as expected. The three full application forms were blank, except for personal information and the first choice. Nothing was written. The line of small black characters in the blank is arrogant yet polite.

When Li Wei came to collect the volunteers, he almost thought he forgot to fill them in.

But the major is obviously not so expected.

"Investigation major..." Du Xu was at a loss, "What is that? I thought you would apply for network security and computer crime investigation."

"Do you still know the full name of computer reconnaissance?"

"So I didn't know." Du Xu was very honest, "But after I checked Baidu, I knew."

The so-called "study god" is to fall in love and get admitted to Qingbei, but they won't go.

To sum it up in four words - awesome, self-willed.

After entering university, all kinds of food delivery software became very popular. Feng Zhuolin spends every day in the group with apps that he thinks are easy to use and fast food restaurants that are delicious and cheap.

"Brother, do you want takeaway?"

When Yu Yu walked out of the teaching building, she received a call. The young man's magnetic voice pierced through the current and hit the eardrums directly: "Waiting for you at the North Gate of OUHK."

Today is the last final exam, and the rest of the departments are on vacation early, and the students are carrying their suitcases and rushing home, only Yu Yu and his investigation major are staying for the exam.

City B is dry and cold in winter, which has very northern characteristics. After wrapping the body with three layers of down jackets, it can resist the physical attack of the cold wind, and their class test goes to the south every day in the unheated house and outside the house. Jump repeatedly between attacks and cold winds.

When leaving the group, no one was willing to quit, and the teachers cleared them out one by one. Later, they built a new group and named it "China Good Ninth Class". Even Yu Yu and Gao Qibin, who didn't like to join in the fun the least, were not absent .

An administrator in the group made a fuss, Yu Yu looked down and found that Du Xu was also following the water in the group, showing off that he seized the opportunity to deliver food to her boyfriend, but was ruthlessly silenced by the still single squad leader Li.

Yes, you should.

Yu Yu gleefully applauded for the dog//guan//li, and walked quickly towards the north gate, but accidentally picked up the lost Du Jinmao near the library, "Didn't you say you were waiting at the north gate?"

"I tried to walk two steps in, and found that your security guards didn't stop me, and ran in directly." Du Xu said with a smile, he lifted the insulated lunch box on the handle, "Steamed dumplings with melon and egg filling, less oil It’s hot with less salt, and warms your heart in the cold winter—do you want to eat it?”

"Your students from other schools can come in and out as you like..." Yu Yu rolled her eyes implicitly, and led Du Xu to the boys' dormitory building, "And our police school students have to ask for leave when they go out."

What is all this called?

Yu Yu reported to the Public Security University in City B. Although the Public Security University can be ranked first in the country in terms of police academies, but...

720 nine-point science champion—or provincial champion, just applied to the Public Security University? !

Last year, the highest score in the OUHK was only [-]. This is a full [-] points improvement for other people's record!

It is said that directors Wu Xiaoqiang and Yan Luo were so angry that they shared a bottle of quick-acting heart-relief pills, wishing they could grab Yu Yu's call and directly agree to the olive branch extended by Tsinghua University and Peking University.

The public university and the Capital Institute of Physical Education are indeed not far away, taking into account the walking time, it takes half an hour by car, but Du Xu is still dissatisfied, he sighed: "Including the walking time, wouldn't it take an hour? "

"It took nearly ten hours by train from here to City L, and I didn't see you complaining." Yu Yu showed her student ID card to the dormitory manager, and after registering, she dragged Du Xu upstairs. Although the corridor was not very warm, it was still warm. Anyway, better than the ice and snow outside.

I don't know if the organizers of this year's China Championships have lost their minds and actually chose L City, the capital of the Yellow River, as the venue, but this can't stop the four middle school teams from winning three consecutive championships.

When the last ball fell into the net against the final whistle, all the current and former members of the No. [-] High School Team jumped up excitedly. Du Xu picked up Yu Yu and turned around twice in his arms. It was found that they became the focus of the crowd.

Du Xu didn't panic about this at all, and even waved to the crowd with ambiguous eyes in a mood.

A junior who came down from the field shook his head and sighed: "We worked so hard to win the championship and continued the glory of the three consecutive championships, but we are not as attractive as these two gay guys."

Cui Yang smiled and said: "Be content, at least this melon has graduated, so I can't hurt your eyes every day."

The junior thought about it, and thought that the coach was worthy of being a coach, and he hit the nail on the head when looking at the problem.

"You can go across two provinces to watch the China National Championships, but you can't bear to cross a west moat?" Yu Yu pressed the elevator button, the elevator in the dormitory building was a bit old, the indicator light jumped a few times, and stopped The elevator on the upper floor began to climb down at a slow speed.

"This is different." Du Xu argued, "You are my boyfriend!"

"so what?"

"So of course I hope that every morning when I open my eyes, the first thing I see is you!"

Yu Yu was speechless for a while, then sneered, "Don't think I don't know what's in your wallet."

Du Xu shuddered, "Why do you..."

"I saw it." Yu Yu briefly mentioned the fact that she was peeking at other people's little secrets, and turned to attack, "The last time I went to your school, your roommate told me that you put the photos in your wallet on top of your head every night."

Du Xu's attention was diverted smoothly, "Baby, listen to me, they are slandering! It's nothing—ahh!"

"Are you catching a cold?" Yu Yu glanced at the balled down jacket on his body in surprise, and took out a pack of tissues from his pocket, "Can you still catch a cold wearing such a thick down jacket?"

"Ah, who knows, who knows, ah!" Du Xu took the tissue that Yu Yu handed over and pasted it on his face, "Don't let the elder brother know who is talking about me behind my back——ah!"

Yu Yu pouted.

Who is talking about you behind your back, don't you have any AC numbers in your heart?

It's not because you show grace and show misery, who cares about talking about you behind your back?

"It's a good thing you didn't study medicine. I heard from my senior that their medical students are very pitiful. They don't even get a cup of hot water when they catch a cold." Du Xu blew his nose, threw the tissue ball into the trash can, and sighed , "What their friends say the most is: You can figure it out, what am I talking about with a medical student?"

Senior sister Yang Fan applied for the major of sports medicine. According to the senior sister's recollection, she wanted to chop off the hands that filled out the volunteers countless times.

However, the major I chose had to be finished on my knees.

Especially the final exam, let alone kneeling, you have to pass crawling.

Du Xu asked sadly: "Do you know why the end of the university is more panic than the college entrance examination?"

"Why?" Yu Yu was puzzled.

"Because the college entrance examination is for three years of study, and the end of the university is for three days of study." Du Xu said that he wanted to cry.

Yu Yu: "... Which two subjects did you test yesterday?"

"Sports Psychology and Life Sciences."

"How was the test?"

Du Xu sighed quietly: "The quality of the test paper is very good, it is comfortable to hold in the hand, there is no color difference, the printing is clear, the thickness is uniform, it feels great, the attitude of the invigilator is also good, the classroom is spacious and bright, and the temperature is moderate. Will go again in the new semester.”

Yu Yu: "..."

"That's enough baby, don't mention the dreadful final exam, you haven't said whether you want to eat takeaway." Du Xu narrowed his eyes and smiled smugly, "I just finished the exam, are you still hungry? Brother Sheng will give you food."

Yu Yu smiled slyly: "I don't eat takeaway, I want to eat the little brother who is a deliveryman."

Du Xu suddenly realized.

"Okay then, remember to give a five-star praise after eating, dear~"

Ding-dong-

At this time, the elevator door opened, and there was no one inside. The surrounding stainless steel reflected the light and reflected the figures of two people.

After the elevator door closed, Yu Yu reached out to wrap his arms around Du Xu's neck. The daily training at the police academy forced him, a non-sportsman, to grow a lot taller, and the height difference between him and Du Xu was shortened by a bit.

——But only a little bit.

Who will not grow up?

Yu Yu gritted her teeth and bit Du Xu's lower lip lightly. The posture of grinding her teeth and sucking blood scared Du Xu into thinking that she was going to die in the jaws of a tiger today.

"It's a pity that there is a camera." Yu Yu stuck out her tongue and licked the teeth marks she had bitten out, "Otherwise... um..."

Before he could finish speaking, Du Xu clasped the back of Yu Yu's head with one hand, nimbly pried open his boyfriend's absent-minded defense with his tongue and drove straight in, tasting every scene in his mouth.

"Otherwise what?"

"Otherwise, I'll kill you here." Yu Yu twitched his lips, relying on Du Xu to hold the lunch box in one hand, and set fire to it.

A row of cheerful little veins popped out on Du Xu's forehead.

Be proud of your favor!

This fucking is a typical spoiled and proud!

But what can I do?It's not that he pets it himself.

They were lucky, the elevator didn't stop along the way, and when Du Xu's brother finally stood in front of the dormitory door, he was unbearably hard, but he still remembered to be polite.

Du Xu glanced at the door of Yu Yu's bedroom, "Your roommate..."

"They have all gone back." Yu Yu pushed open the door, and three of the four desks were empty. Obviously, the owner had already left. "They are not in the same department as me, and the exam ended early."

"That's easy to handle. I will remember to bring them a pennant next time I come, and just write 'the beauty of adults'." Du Xu closed the door with his foot, turned over and pressed the person against the door panel and kissed deeply until the two were out of breath. Let go of Yu Yu's lips.

"Then ask my boyfriend, do you want to eat first, or eat first..."

"Take a shower first."

The author has something to say: Gentlemen, I love elevator play and bathroom play!

But I hate why the elevator has a camera...

[Thank you Nanmoyuanzhi for the mines and nutrient solution, one mua (づ￣3￣)づ╭?～]

☆, episode [-]

What should you do if your relatives are endlessly introducing you to someone?

This is the biggest problem facing unmarried adults in the 21st century.

Every unmarried adult has his own ideas about this, which can be described as a hundred flowers blooming and a hundred schools of thought contending.

"You just need to smile and answer 'I've had someone I've loved for many years', then close your eyes, with a sad face, and say word by word: 'But that person will always be 17 years old'—"

The girl in the police uniform drew a big circle in the air with both hands, "Then your seven aunts and eight aunts will shut up in an instant, but no one will know that you are talking about a 20-year-old elementary school student of death."

"There is another way." Yu Yu, who was busy sorting out the files, did not look up, "You can also tell them 'my partner is not yet divorced', and the world will be quiet immediately."

"Wonderful!" The girl's eyes lit up, "Then—BOOM—the world was instantly clean! Prefect! Perfect!"

Captain Zhou of the criminal investigation brigade knocked on the door, interrupted a single lesbian in their office's "One Hundred and Eight Laws of Avoiding Relatives" publicity conference, and lazily said: "Okay, it's all the seven aunts and eight aunts in the world. You're a pimp, and you won't be able to get married, old leftover girl."

An older leftover lesbian turned around angrily, and gave Captain Zhou the middle finger: "Bah! You fucking gay!"

Captain Zhou readily accepted.

He turned to the new intern police officer, pointed his thumb back, "Yu Yu, someone is looking for you outside."

Yu Yu raised her head from the case file, with dark circles under her eyes.

He caught up with a big case just after graduating and started working. The criminal investigation team of City S City Bureau has caught the murderer and is now busy closing the case. Yu Yu has already stayed up with him for two nights. He is a person like him who is used to staying up late and painting. They were too sleepy to drink coffee.

"Yo, what's the matter?" Captain Zhou was taken aback. He glanced at Yu Yu and then at the girl, "All of you, all of you, are you hiding the organization behind your back to fight panda genes?"

"Double-standard dead gay." The single lesbian drifted past and spat hard, "Look at what you have done to the future pillar of the motherland? You put your family in the hospital and won't let him Come on, our little Yuyu is still working with injuries, so why don't you pay more?"

"I want Dad to treat me straight." Captain Zhou rolled his eyes at the lesbians, and then looked at Yu Yu, feeling a little bit of guilt for destroying the future of the motherland. He tried hard to put on an embarrassing expression, but failed, " Xiaoyu has done a good job, your regularization will be approved tomorrow."

"Thank you, captain." Yu Yu pushed the coffee cup aside, stood up and took the coat from the back of the chair, "I'll be back in a while."

"Don't worry, a certain single woman will be willing to finish it for you." Captain Zhou walked into his office slowly, ignoring the middle finger of the single woman, watching his subordinates share the paperwork that originally belonged to him without guilt. He touched his chin, "Why do I think that kid outside looks familiar?"

"Men? Be careful that I tell Xiao Wenwen that you cheated." The lesbian grinned grimly, her whole body full of anticipation for the complaint.

"I remembered!" A criminal police job requires a strong memory of faces, Captain Zhou said with a hammer, "A rookie winger from a certain Chinese Super League club, the top goal scorer in last week's tournament, what's his name—— It seems to be Du Xu."

The goal scorer is squatting alone at the door of the mail room, waiting for his boyfriend, whom he hasn't seen in nearly half a month, to come and claim it.

Yu Yu had picked up newspapers and couriers from the uncle in the mail room, and today he was going to pick up his boyfriend.

From a distance, he saw a young man with a chocolate bar in his mouth and a [-]% turn-around rate. He walked over quickly and lifted the man by the collar of his neck so that he would not continue to block the way.

"If you don't have a good rest after the game, what are you doing here?" He said so, but unconsciously with a smile on his face.

Du Xu turned his head and saw his boyfriend came out, and immediately patted his chest to comfort his little heart, pretending to be very pitiful, "I'll go, that old man scared me to death just now, who is he?"

grandfather……

The corner of Yu Yu's mouth twitched, "Our captain."

"Fuck, who is your captain? I have to diss him!" Du Xu was indignant, "Isn't brother poking his head at the gate? As for interrogating me like a prisoner? I almost thought I was Today I am not looking for someone, I am surrendering myself.”

Speaking of Captain Zhou, Yu Yu felt helpless, and said to himself that he knew you called him the old man, and you really had to go to the interrogation room to sleep overnight, "It's okay, it's a routine operation... there was a child who wanted to sneak in last time, He also asked if he had eaten the second generation of Edogawa Conan of APTX4869 and wanted to come in and steal state secrets."

Du Xu was dumbfounded: "So coquettish? Is he wearing Pinru's clothes?"

"There's even more flirtatious - he flirts with Senior Xie, who is leading me every day. My senior is still a particularly deadly person, jumping back and forth every day on the verge of the captain's berserk."

"Blindly guess that your senior Xie is the one below."

"You guessed it right."

Du Xu patted his forehead and suddenly realized, "So the manga you drew recently is based on that senior Xie?"

Yu Yu rolled her eyes, "Yeah, the captain found out and dragged the master to torture the dog on the spot. He asked me to send them a picture after I finished the painting, saying that I would frame it and hang it in the office."

"And then?" Du Xu asked excitedly, "Is it really framed?"

"How is it possible?" Yu Yu gave him a funny look.

If it was really framed, it is estimated that Captain Zhou would be beaten up by the whole office.

It's lunch time now, the two sat down at a small noodle restaurant on the side of the road, and ordered two bowls of beef noodles. Du Xu habitually helped Yu Yu pick out the coriander and beef that he didn't eat, and put them in his own bowl. Give him the sweetheart egg.

At the next table, there is a young couple quarreling, all kinds of greetings to family members and organ terms are flying all over the place. In the end, the girls broke up when they disagreed. Pressure, if it wasn't for the washboard and keyboard, Yu Yu estimated that he would have knelt down on the spot.

"This big girl is just relying on the fact that the man is a coward who is strong in the outside world." Du Xu whispered to the fake irascible old brother and the real irascible old sister, "If it is Lao Gao, I will definitely give her a jio Fly to the sky to stand shoulder to shoulder with the sun!"

"He beats women too?"

Du Xu wanted to ask back, "Didn't you hit a woman before?" However, the eagerness to survive stopped him, and he said to him: "Have you heard? Recently, Lao Gaoxin made a girlfriend. Last week, Zhuo Lin was still in the group." Gossip is coming."

China Good Ninth Class is not talking about it, even after graduation, there are still many paparazzi journalists who have been delayed by their studies to pay close attention to the emotional movements of their old classmates. Last week, Yu Yu saw someone in the group saying that Li Nan and Zheng Miao were together.

"I've seen it." Yu Yu picked the last coriander from the bowl, "What kind of tiramisu does it seem to be?"

Du Xu coughed dryly: "...my name is Misu."

"Call it whatever you want... It's surprising that Gao Qibin has a girlfriend. I thought he and Feng Zhuolin were a couple."

"Pfft—" Du Xu almost laughed, "Actually, I thought so too, no