The vest is still solid today

As the saying goes, there is always a failure in love and career, so Du Xu's current situation is probably that emotional pride accompanied by career frustration swept through the shivering cabbage.

On the afternoon of February 23, in the final of the Chinese Middle School Football Association Cup High School Boys Group A, C City Lushan International Experimental School defeated the previous champion S City No. 2 Middle School with a score of 1:[-], blocking the No. [-] Middle School's way to defend the title.

Even the reporters of sports magazines did not expect that the No. [-] Middle School, which won two championships in a row at the China Championships where strong players from all over the country gathered, stumbled in the Football Association Cup, which is nicknamed "playing house".

Although Wen Chengwu regretted it, he also expressed his congratulations. After all, their fourth high school team didn't even win the third place before the third year of high school.

"Fuck, the last ball was too bad." Du Xu was not satisfied with the ranking, he raised his arm and wiped his sweat, "Where did that winger come from?"

"Fart, that's called tactics!" Coach Cui slapped him on the head angrily, "Let your barren brain appreciate the power of tactics! Let's see if you dare to kick a few waves and ignore tactics in the future?!"

"Don't dare, don't dare." Du Xu repeatedly promised, "I will definitely overcome this shortcoming before this year's league!"

Cui Yang sighed helplessly.

Is this so easy to overcome?

If it is technical, you can still achieve muscle memory through practice, but the root of tactical thinking is the brain. Du Xu is not born with that kind of material, and it is almost impossible in less than half a year.

But he didn't attack the players at this time. He planned to take them back to the hotel for a replay after the awards were presented, and all returned by plane the next morning.

However, Du Xu couldn't leave - he was selected to the student football team and was about to represent his country in the Asian League.

The moment the list was announced, Du Xu was ecstatic at first, and then lost again.

He's going to be separated from his boyfriend.

"It's okay. I haven't seen you for a few days. You can chat via video." Yu Yu patted his head, helped him straighten his hair that was blown by the wind, and added, "And what you should worry about most now is your Winter homework."

Du Xu: "...is it so real?"

Thinking of homework during the winter vacation, Du Xu even thought it would be good to stay abroad and not come back at all - it would be best to abduct his boyfriend together, and then settle abroad, get married and get a certificate for three years... Ah no, happy and happy.

For dinner, Du Xu dragged Yu Yu away from the main force on the grounds of "a world for two". A few days ago, they went to Zhou Ji's noodle shop, but today they changed to a dwarf noodle shop. The characteristic of rice noodles is that there is oil residue in the noodles, which smells fragrant and tastes even more delicious.

Du Xu flipped through the menu and asked Yu Yu, "Several kinds of noodles...which one do you want?"

"The flat noodles in our store are proud and authentic!" The waiter is a girl from Changsha, who speaks extremely fast dialect with her mouth, "The cut drops are very fine, suitable for cooking in soup, easy to taste, really amazing!"

"Then the original soup flat noodles." Yu Yu could barely understand a few words after listening for a long time. He took a sip of the barley tea poured by the waiter, "I heard that the locals in Changsha like this very much."

He couldn't understand it, and Du Xu couldn't understand it even more, so he simply followed his boyfriend, "Two bowls of flat noodles in original soup, thank you."

"Hey, okay, I'll be here soon!" The waiter took the money, put the menu back at the front desk, and walked briskly to the back kitchen.

The small shop is small, and the tables and chairs are a bit crowded. A man and a woman at the next table seem to be lovers. The boy took out a dark blue box from his pocket. kissed.

Du Xu instantly understood what the mysterious little box was.

"Should we also buy one later..." Du Xu glanced at the dark blue box with suggestive eyes.

Yu Yu was silent for a moment, and chose to refuse: "Is it okay to buy this kind of thing alone?"

If two men buy a set together, it feels like they will be watched.

Besides, when did you wear a condom?

The taste of flat noodles is really good, but Du Xu may have hit him with it. After returning to the hotel and lying down for less than half an hour, he started to have a stomachache. Yu Yu told the coach and went out to the pharmacy downstairs to buy medicine for him , he briefly described Du Xu's symptoms, and the clerk told him that it was just ordinary bloating, and that nothing happened within two hours after taking a box of digestion tablets.

Yu Yu was speechless, that guy ate two bowls of vermicelli in a row, it would be a ghost if his stomach wasn't full.

He took the receipt and prepared to go to the front desk to pay. He hesitated when passing by the adult goods shelf in the pharmacy, and asked the clerk about the type of condom.

The clerk smiled subtly, "What size do you wear?"

Yu Yu frowned and thought for a few seconds, and wanted to send a penguin message to Du Xu, who was lying dead on the bed, and the message was sent. Considering that it might be inconvenient for the person to type, she called the penguin phone again, "What size do you wear?"

Du Xu's blood supply to the brain has all gone to the stomach to circulate, and he didn't react for a while: "What?"

"……set."

"Baby, don't you know how old I am?" Du Xu was a little aggrieved, "I haven't seen you for a few days, and you forgot its size? I will cry with it, okay?"

Du Xu didn't deliberately lower his voice, a distinctly male voice came out through the microphone, and the clerk's eyes were suddenly very strange, and he looked at Yu Yu with a "human appearance" gaze.

Yu Yu now wants to commit suicide on the spot.

Or just kill that idiot on the spot and commit suicide.

——Unfortunately, this is just a thought.

After all, the idiot is about to go abroad to compete on behalf of the country, let alone kill him, and now he will be surrounded by a group of people even if he has a bad skin.

Even when he sent his teammates to the plane at the airport, he didn't forget to apply hairspray, combed his unkempt curly hair into an adult appearance, and only had to put on a suit and tie.

"Remember the video chat, dear~ See you at nine o'clock in the evening!" Du Xu blew a kiss to Yu Yu through the security check, and the corner of Yu Yu's mouth twitched, not wanting to accept this bomb-like kiss in public.

He dragged the box and walked out a few steps, then turned around to find that Du Xu was still standing there smiling at him, the smile on the corner of his mouth was unusually gentle, and his usual neurotic style was almost like two people, attracting many passing women—up to fifty Aunt, down to three-year-old daughter.

Hormones don’t cost money, so just put them away, right?

The corner of Yu Yu's mouth twitched, and she glanced at the members of the school team, and found that they were not paying attention, so she turned her head and quickly blew a kiss back to Du Xu, and ran away after the kiss, without giving Du Xu any time to continue acting as a demon.

Du Xu was very satisfied with the response from her boyfriend. She watched Yu Yu's plane take off in the airport hall all the time, and then she had to show off her boyfriend to the squad leader Hui who was also selected for the national team.

Yu Yu withdrew her gaze from the window, pulled down the partition, concentrated on closing her eyes and resting her mind. After resting for a while, she suddenly touched her lips and laughed softly. Wen Chengwu, who was sitting next to him, couldn't help but blink with his eyes. The bright Yang Fan changed his seat.

At this time, Yu Yu didn't know that there was a real bomb waiting for him in his hometown.

In Yu Yu's imagination, there was nothing to do during the winter vacation of the third year of high school except fishing, homework and make-up lessons.

However, life is always more exciting than imagined, as if he never thought he would have a boyfriend in high school.

As Lu Xun said well, the bloodiest thing is never art, but the source of art—life.

Yu Yu asked for leave in the afternoon to rest at home, and went back to the dormitory with her suitcase the next day. When she entered the class, she suddenly found that the atmosphere was not right.

"Yu Shen is awesome! Sitting in city C and being a manager on the bench can attract girls' attention!" Feng Zhuolin leaned over and winked at him, "To be honest, if you don't debut and become an idol, I'm sorry for your picture Face!"

Li Nan sang with him: "What is the law of nature in this world that looks at faces!"

Yu Yu didn't understand, Zhuang He kindly explained to him.

"Didn't you go to City C with the school team a few days ago?" Zhuang He laughed as he said, "Every game has been broadcast live since the knockout round, and a girl from a technical school fell in love with you while watching the live broadcast. Not only did I get a No. [-] Middle School forum account to post to you to confess my love, but I even brought people to block you at the gate of our school every day."

Yu Yu held down her right hand, which was about to pick out her ear, with her left hand, and asked in disbelief, "What did you say?"

"There is a small technical school on the other side of the mountain and on the other side of the sea. There is a big girl in it. The big girl posted a post on the forum to confess to you." Feng Zhuolin looked at him sympathetically, "It turned out that she didn't know that you have been away for the past two days. I got impatient with waiting, and I'm going to call... No, I already called a group of social brothers to guard the path outside the school gate every day after school, and I'm going to beat you up and force you to submit."

Hao Jia laughed out inadvertently: "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Is the underworld lady swearing to win the heart of an indifferent male god?"

Tian Jinxin worriedly took out his mobile phone and wanted to send a message to Du Xu, "Should I tell Marshal Du? His backyard seems to be on fire."

Yu Yu: "..."

Who did I provoke? !

Gao Qibin let out a donkey bray with a smile, and then restrained himself a little when he had enough, and sent a few text messages casually, and said to Yu Yu while sending: "Anyway, you stay in the dormitory on weekends and don't leave the school gate. You don't have to worry about this, my name is My brother will take care of it."

Yu Yu asked, "Will it be troublesome?"

"It's not a problem, we're all friends, it should be done." Gao Qibin smiled maliciously, "Besides, it's not all for you—Grandpa must clearly let them know whose territory Xicheng District belongs to."

"A year ago, even if I was killed, I would never have thought that Brother Gao would say 'we're all friends' to God Yu." Feng Zhuolin and his friends were stunned, they communicated wildly with their eyes, and whispered, "Sure enough, the boss is playing with the boss."

"Thank you very much." Yu Yu didn't dismiss his kindness.

Du Xu on the other side said "chatting at nine o'clock in the evening", and he was indeed punctual. When the call came, the number just jumped to 21.

Yu Yu picked up the phone, hesitated for a moment, didn't tell Du Xu about being blocked, but just asked him how he was doing abroad.

"It's pretty good, except that you can't go out alone, otherwise it's easy to get lost in this place full of singing birds and be sold to a South African mine as a coolie." Du Xu collapsed on the bed and turned over, "I tell you, foreign countries There was a pair of same-sex couples in the team, who came back two hours after the gate control time at night, guess what they did?"

"……Open house?"

"Honey, our new socialist youths should be pure, healthy, and positive!" Du Xu said solemnly, "The two of them spent hours choosing couple portraits on the roadside benches very purely. "

Yu Yu let out a "puchi" laugh.

Sure enough, the IQ of people in love will drop... It turns out that sand sculptures are not a special product in China.

Du Xu finally got to the point tactfully: "So, should we also change the couple portraits?"

The roommate with him was Captain Hui—an old acquaintance, and he didn't mind talking on the phone with his boyfriend in front of him at all, especially since this old acquaintance was still single.

"Let me draw a pair." Yu Yu glanced at the time, "Tomorrow...the day after tomorrow should be fine."

Du Xu was flattered: "Really?!"

He originally wanted to go to an online store to place an order.

"Don't use the ready-made painters. Which shop's female boss are you looking at?" Yu Yu held the phone between her shoulders, and dragged the notebook and digital tablet to prepare to draw.

"Baby, you are the only one in my heart, don't you know?" Du Xu jumped up from the bed, ignoring the idiot look in the squadron leader's eyes, and swore to the sky to show his loyalty, "You can doubt my brain, but you Do not doubt my loyalty!"

Yu Yu smiled and didn't answer, and continued: "Remember to trade your homework when you come back."

Du Xu: "..."

Du Xu was bitter in his heart, but Du Xu didn't say anything.

The author has something to say: Du Xu: Damn you!Why? !Why does flirting with my boyfriend have the shadow of winter vacation homework? !

Yu Dao: High school dog, give me a good study!Don't study hard to be worthy of your boyfriend? !